Log in

View Full Version : Moneh moneh (Monaaaay!)


TDK
01-22-2010, 10:48 PM
As a rule, I tend to be pretty bad at monetary decisions, so I need a bit of perspective for an amount of money.

Name things, silly or otherwise, that I could buy with, say...two hundred dollars.

(Things of lesser value that are still awesome are also acceptable.)

Krylo
01-22-2010, 10:52 PM
Hookers.

TDK
01-22-2010, 10:57 PM
Big hookers, small hookers, quality vs quantity, fetishes?

I NEED DETAILS, MAN!

Doc ock rokc
01-22-2010, 11:44 PM
One of those Mini-notebooks are about 200 dollars
Im counting the posts till brian pops in with Nuklear age or atomic robo.

Sir Pinkleton
01-22-2010, 11:56 PM
3 + (1/3) brand new video games of a new generation console.

A new wardrobe, depending on what kinds of stuff you wear (assuming $20 per shirt/pants, that's 10 shirts and 10 pants).

CJ's writing tablet thing.

5 $40 books (D&D stuff can be pretty pricy).

Your soul, for an hour.

MasterOfMagic
01-22-2010, 11:58 PM
3 Terabytes or so of hard drive space.

2/3's of an i7 processor.

Over a year's subscription to WoW.

Osterbaum
01-23-2010, 01:31 AM
A (good) used guitar.

Mass Effects 1 and 2.

Donate to a good cause.

Over a year's subscription to WoW.
Haha, no.

Nikose Tyris
01-23-2010, 01:38 AM
http://www.alibris.com/

Many, many books at good prices.

Archbio
01-23-2010, 01:40 AM
Hookers.

Silly Krylo, one doesn't buy hookers but rather employs their services.

Nikose Tyris
01-23-2010, 01:43 AM
Better idea:
Instead of buying 1 $200 hooker, buy 200 $1 hookers.

Actually shit, you're old enough- put $100 in the bank, take the other Hundred to a strip bar for your first time. Get it changed to 10's, pay entrance fee and you've got cash for a few drinks.

Hanuman
01-23-2010, 02:03 AM
220L of kerosene

But seriously, If I had $200 to burn I'd literally convert it into fuel and burn it
OR
I could try my best to convert it into 5 Yen Coins and make a form of scale mail out of it.

MONEY ARMOR


But yeah, TBH I'd suggest getting something you actually need, and that you have a plan for using frequently for 5-10 years post-purchase.

Premmy
01-23-2010, 02:15 AM
Better idea:
Instead of buying 1 $200 hooker, buy 200 $1 hookers.

Actually shit, you're old enough- put $100 in the bank, take the other Hundred to a strip bar for your first time. Get it changed to 10's, pay entrance fee and you've got cash for a few drinks.

Who goes to a strip club to drink?

CelesJessa
01-23-2010, 02:30 AM
CJ's writing tablet thing.

It's more $230 than $200. The Bamboo Fun tablet is $200.

Professor Smarmiarty
01-23-2010, 04:33 AM
A quality bottle of whiskey and a train ticket to the desert.

Si Civa
01-23-2010, 05:35 AM
A quality bottle of whiskey and a train ticket to the desert.

Quoi?
7114
Ooh, oui, un aventure; une fantastique idée!
Il est temps de partir, au revoir et bonne chance.

Green Spanner
01-23-2010, 10:46 AM
A pack of mints.

I mean, you'll have to do a bit of haggling, but I'm sure you can get the price up to $200 in no time.

BitVyper
01-23-2010, 11:02 AM
Twenty thousand one cent candies.

TDK
01-23-2010, 11:03 AM
Better idea:
Instead of buying 1 $200 hooker, buy 200 $1 hookers.

Actually shit, you're old enough- put $100 in the bank, take the other Hundred to a strip bar for your first time. Get it changed to 10's, pay entrance fee and you've got cash for a few drinks.

I'm not eighteen, dude. o_O

Twenty thousand one cent candies.

Now HERE's a man who knows where his priorities lie!

bluestarultor
01-23-2010, 02:10 PM
With an additional $50, a Wii. Or you could pretty easily get a used one for less.

greed
01-23-2010, 02:17 PM
I'm not eighteen, dude. o_O

A fake ID.

TDK
01-23-2010, 02:25 PM
That wouldn't cost nearly two hundred bucks I checked before it would only-

But fake IDs are illegal! D=

(Also, my sister has a wii already that I can play.)

Nique
01-23-2010, 03:42 PM
A used PS2 or Gamcube and like 10-15 really good (used) games. Makes a good present for someone who might not have had the money for new games during that era.

Amake
01-23-2010, 04:04 PM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1166/bepopularbuyourstuffeo4.jpg

synkr0nized
01-23-2010, 10:06 PM
half of all of the shirts in the NP store

Hanuman
01-24-2010, 06:53 PM
That wouldn't cost nearly two hundred bucks I checked before it would only-

But fake IDs are illegal! D=

(Also, my sister has a wii already that I can play.)
Getting a fake ID for a prostitute is like getting a drivers license to steal a car.

TDK
01-24-2010, 09:12 PM
Greed said I should get a fake ID so I could do Nikose's idea: spending the money on strippers.