That's almost as bad as when you... [Archive]

Bard The 5th LW

01-28-2010, 10:43 PM

God Dammit Nikose! I wouldn't have googled it if you hadn't told me not to!

And right before I freaking go to sleep to! That sure was a pleasant last image of the day.

Bob The Mercenary

01-28-2010, 10:47 PM

...cough so hard you pull a tissue in your perineum.

*googles*

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/6933/original/Massimo.jpg?1248857551

Eltargrim

01-28-2010, 10:57 PM

Am I the only person who knew what that was ahead of time and therefore didn't have to google it?

Also: for god's sake, Wiki it first. More likely to be safe for your sanity.

bluestarultor

01-28-2010, 11:01 PM

Wow, man, that sucks.

Also, God, you guys, I hope with reactions like that, none of you are in the medical field.

That's almost as bad as when you slip on a sharp rock and cut your calf open into subcutaneous tissue and the entire area starts spasming. (Oddly, it didn't bleed that much).

Kyanbu The Legend

01-28-2010, 11:04 PM

*googles*...kay... I don't know how to respond to that. What's this thread's purpose again?

Eldezar

01-28-2010, 11:26 PM

Bluestarultor and Eltargrim know the purpose, and at the same time were the first two to not completely freak out about the OP.

Loyal

01-28-2010, 11:33 PM

...what's going on again?

Rejected Again

01-29-2010, 01:57 AM

That's almost as bad as using a blow torch to remove a gas tank from a car. (I saw this, and yes the guy was smoking.

Mike McC

01-29-2010, 02:41 AM

Pfft. Pansies. I eat worse googles for breakfast. Also, I actually knew what that was beforehand, too, so... eh.

Seriously, this is like Bell Pepper level mildness on the "Shit to freak out over" meter. NSFW if you are silly enough to actually do an image search first, true, but really.

Now, back on topic: Yes, that is very sucky when that happens. Especially at that point it feels like you are trying to cough up your colon. Had that happen a couple times last fall. I dislike flu season.

Odjn

01-29-2010, 10:46 AM

I hate to actually AGREE with Mike but yeah y'all are lame. Way lame too, not like nerd lame. You are delicate young ladies hugging a teddy bear with wide eyes spun out of delicate glass which is composed of lame.

IN MY DAY we had to put up with tubgirl and lemonparty when you were fifteen. Hell I saw tubgirl before I ever managed to pull my first girlfriend's clothes off and you all are grown men whining because you saw a penis OH NOES.

Zanaril

01-29-2010, 11:11 AM

Hell I saw tubgirl before I ever managed to pull my first girlfriend's clothes off and you all are grown men whining because you saw a penis OH NOES.

Does lumping those into the same sentence reveal more about you, or more about your first girlfriend?

G.I.R.

01-29-2010, 11:27 AM

That's almost as bad as when Nikose tells you not to google and you do so anyway!

http://www.funnyanimalsite.com/pictures/Cannot_Be_Unseen.jpg
What has been seen... cannot be unseen!!!

Odjn

01-29-2010, 03:05 PM

Does lumping those into the same sentence reveal more about you, or more about your first girlfriend?

It reveals that I still manage to interact with women without curling up into a ball and weeping, which puts me one leg up on NPF.

akaSM

01-29-2010, 03:57 PM

...

HOW DO YOU... I...

No, I mean, SERIOUSLY. WHAT.

Also- "DO NOT GOOGLE."

I tried but, I didn't see anything weird O_o. Am I missing something?

Mike McC

01-29-2010, 03:59 PM

It's like you all would be traumatized by an anatomy book.I tried but, I didn't see anything weird O_o. Am I missing something?Nope, it's mostly just textbook pictures and stuff. There's one bloody kinda gross image that came up on mine, but it's still pretty mild.

Funka Genocide

01-29-2010, 04:05 PM

I saw someone shoot themself in the foot. This holds no terror for me.

Eldezar

01-29-2010, 04:28 PM

Anatomy is funny.

Almost as bad as installing service pack 3 without first disabling drive shield.

Krylo

01-29-2010, 09:28 PM

I wonder how much of the reaction is actually to the google, and how much of it is just, "Seriously, how the FUCK do you pull that by coughing? It is on the opposite side of your body, it shouldn't even MOVE when you cough!"

Which is where I'm at right now.

I've never even felt something down there so much as jostle due to a heavy cough, much less pull.

Funka Genocide

01-29-2010, 09:30 PM

that's almost as bad as dating a prostitute.

Krylo

01-29-2010, 09:37 PM

that's almost as bad as dating a prostitute.

At least you get freebies that way.

Bard The 5th LW

01-29-2010, 09:42 PM

Its not the images that freaked me out it, its the fact that its caused by coughing!

I mean... God damn. Whooping cough conveys whole new fears now.

Funka Genocide

01-29-2010, 09:43 PM

At least you get freebies that way.

I only mentioned it because the dude in the pic of Eldezar's avatar looks like this dude I knew who dated a prostitute.

Mike McC

01-29-2010, 10:55 PM

I've never even felt something down there so much as jostle due to a heavy cough, much less pull.You pretty much have to cough hard enough the it feels like you'll literally cough up your stomach or a lung or something. Your whole body tenses in bad ways, and it makes the perineum hurt rather sharply.

I mean, the type of coughing that'll give you a headache simply from the forces and strain involved.

Eldezar

01-29-2010, 11:01 PM

I only mentioned it because the dude in the pic of Eldezar's avatar looks like this dude I knew who dated a prostitute.

Oh you have no idea.

MasterOfMagic

01-29-2010, 11:02 PM

This sounds like coughing up blood type hacks. Eek.

Ryong

01-29-2010, 11:48 PM

That's almost as bad as sticking a spoon in the outlet.

( I was four, half of the spoon disappeared, the other half went black and no one knows how did I not get hurt besides the shock. )

bluestarultor

01-29-2010, 11:51 PM

That's almost as bad as sticking a spoon in the outlet.

( I was four, half of the spoon disappeared, the other half went black and no one knows how did I not get hurt besides the shock. )

How did the spoon even fit in the outlet? They aren't exactly known for being thin and straight unless you used the back.

Ryong

01-30-2010, 12:03 AM

How did the spoon even fit in the outlet? They aren't exactly known for being thin and straight unless you used the back.

It just did. I guess some of the metal was nearly coming out of it, so yeah. I don't know, man. I just know that I threw the darn thing away fast and jumped back some two feet at the same time while screaming.

bluestarultor

01-30-2010, 12:25 AM

It just did. I guess some of the metal was nearly coming out of it, so yeah. I don't know, man. I just know that I threw the darn thing away fast and jumped back some two feet at the same time while screaming.

I get adrenaline, but faster than electricity? Dayum, man! You're lucky you weren't thrown into the opposite wall!

Unless you're a direct current nation, in which case that explains a lot about why you're here to type this. DC doesn't kill, or at least not like AC does.

Ryong

01-30-2010, 12:31 AM

I get adrenaline, but faster than electricity? Dayum, man! You're lucky you weren't thrown into the opposite wall!

Unless you're a direct current nation, in which case that explains a lot about why you're here to type this. DC doesn't kill, or at least not like AC does.

No, I did feel the shock, and yeah, it's AC here. And while I wasn't thrown to the opposite wall I believe there's a reason to that - when I jumped/got thrown back I went diagonally up backwards because I was besides a bed and I ended on top of it.

Edit: The question ain't "being thrown in the opposite wall" the question is not having my hand get burnt when half of the spoon pretty much disappeared. I should've kept the darn thing, as a keepsake.

Also adding:

That's almost as bad as when you accidentally shove a splinter wood in the sole of your feet when running. Never ran on a wooden board with bare feet again.

Double edit: That one I kept! I could totally show it.

Mike McC

01-30-2010, 12:36 AM

Yeah, huge foot splinters are bad. In fact...

That's almost as bad as an argument about Chrono Cross!

Solid Snake

01-30-2010, 12:41 AM

That's almost as bad as an argument about Chrono Cross!

Your frequent, borderline-obsessive mentioning of arguments about Chrono Cross makes me strongly suspect the possibility that, in fact, you want a divisive argument about Chrono Cross to break out.

...Just sayin'.

Ryong

01-30-2010, 12:43 AM

Your frequent, borderline-obsessive mentioning of arguments about Chrono Cross makes me strongly suspect the possibility that, in fact, you want a divisive argument about Chrono Cross to break out.

...Just sayin'.

...I'm playing right into his hand and I'm gonna get banned, right?

...Fuck.

Mike McC

01-30-2010, 01:19 AM

Your frequent, borderline-obsessive mentioning of arguments about Chrono Cross makes me strongly suspect the possibility that, in fact, you want a divisive argument about Chrono Cross to break out.

...Just sayin'.Nah, I already made my definitive argument a while ago (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?p=786258#post786258). Now it's just a running joke. To me.

And an annoyance to everyone else.

MasterOfMagic

01-30-2010, 02:30 AM

Unless you're a direct current nation, in which case that explains a lot about why you're here to type this. DC doesn't kill, or at least not like AC does.
There are nations that use DC power for homes? No way. That's strange stuff.

And DC isn't THAT much safer than AC. They're fairly comparable on that front.

01d55

01-30-2010, 04:02 AM

Yeah, huge foot splinters are bad.

Almost as bad as a rusty nail in your foot.

Phantom7

01-30-2010, 05:20 AM

That would really suck. Especially since I'm not immunized and I hate needles and shots.

That's almost as bad as when you somehow find yourself on /b/ and see things that scar you for life.

Ecks

01-30-2010, 07:02 PM

You know, I think there should totally be a wordfilter for Chrono Cross now. The constant threat of "Chrono Cross Flamewar" is starting to make me physically duck for cover. I don't think I'll ever be able to even type those words without shuddering...

Damn you Mike! Damn you and your... your... Chrono... thing!

Darth SS

01-30-2010, 08:34 PM

It's nice to see that the Chrono Cross flame war is still going strong.

That's almost as bad as breaking your own toe by hitting it with your own freaking stick. I was at my escrima class this morning, and on one of my downward strikes I followed through too hard and went right into my toes. Broke #2.

Bob The Mercenary

01-30-2010, 10:07 PM

That's almost as bad as a tick on your...I'll leave that to your imaginations.

Now imagine prying it off with a pair of tweezers.

Premmy

01-30-2010, 10:41 PM

You don't pry ticks off, you burn them off.

Kim

01-30-2010, 10:48 PM

You don't pry ticks off, you burn them off.

True fact, though be careful not to burn yourself in the process.

Bard The 5th LW

01-30-2010, 11:21 PM

Or alternatively you can pull one off (although carefully) and then burn it. I didn't feel comfortable with a lighter at my ear lobe or chest. Got to grab the pest by the head though.

Premmy

01-30-2010, 11:26 PM

Even more alternatively, Don't be getting ticks on your ass, ya dirty mutha fuckas.

Bob The Mercenary

01-30-2010, 11:46 PM

I'm sorry, there will be no flames near my scrotum, thanks.

Bard The 5th LW

01-30-2010, 11:46 PM

I don't know if he was referring to the ass.

In fact, there are many places he could be talking about that are probably worse. I ain't going to dwell on it.

edit: Dammit, ninjad!

Premmy

01-30-2010, 11:50 PM

Le sigh.
"Your ass" can often just mean "On your person" or "You" such as when someone says "I'm going to go____ on your ass"
*siiiiiiggghhhh*
Edit:
I'm sorry, there will be no flames near my scrotum, thanks.

As I recall, the process is usually to heat a pin or needle or someting similar and then peirce the offending parasite, burning it and forcing it to release it's jaws.

Eltargrim

01-30-2010, 11:59 PM

Or, through judicious spot-checks when passing through tick-infested territory, you can prevent them from burrowing.

Although this works better when you're canoing. The only time you really have a chance to get ticks is at the camp and while portaging, and there's always a quick chance to check at the end of packing up, while loading boats, and before you hunker down.

Premmy

01-31-2010, 12:05 AM

Or, through judicious spot-checks when passing through tick-infested territory, you can prevent them from burrowing.

Although this works better when you're canoing. The only time you really have a chance to get ticks is at the camp and while portaging, and there's always a quick chance at the end of packing up, while loading boats, and before you hunker down.
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