Not really that special

[Pip Boy]

I don't get whats so special abpout this drunkposting nonsense, its like normal posting but its drunk, so thats probably why they call it drunkposting. ANyways, since I really have nothing to drujnkpost about, Im going to just make this a list of observations.

1. I hope DFM is a girl because I read his/her posts with a really sexy voice in my head.

2. Jonothan Coulton makes funny music.

3. All the chicks are Mass Effect 2 are mentally disfunctional except for the one thats underage and the one thats a giant bitch.

4. I really want Bioshock 2 but I don't have any money.

5. Cats are retarded. Really.

6. Timesquare still donsn't make sense.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Drunkposting is so cool. Don't you do things better when you can't think clearly as well? Don't you enjoy being out of your mind?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

No, seriously, I have an irrational affection for drunk people, Don't ever get drunk anywhere close to me or I'll say nice things to you, touch you gently and then proceed to make sweet love to you and enjoy the fact that life is so good

Why no, I'm pretty normal actually.

[synkr0nized]

Wait, so InsaneGenius is the one making the drunkpost, right?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Drunkposting is so cool. Don't you do things better when you can't think clearly as well? Don't you enjoy being out of your mind?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

No, seriously, I have an irrational hatred for drunk people. Don't ever get drunk anywhere close to me or I'll rip you fuckin' tongue out step on it then proceed to piss into your useless beerhole and enjoy the fact that you cannot scream.

Why no, I'm pretty normal actually.



... You need to get pissed mate.

[Viridis]

I really hope you guys aren't in America. If so you're drunk at 7-10 in the morning. Someone needs to examine their life choices in that case. Or are still drunk from the night before.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Hey Hawk, I totally don't remember saying such beastly things. I would have had to get really carried away to say such a ghastly thing. Just because I have a very slight dislike for drunk people a few hours of the day.

[Pip Boy]

Was it 7 AM Saturday morning? Or was it 19 PM Friday night?

[krogothwolf]

It was 19pm Friday night.

[Azisien]

There's only one thing worse than drunkposting: self-righteous prudes that claim holier-than-thou attitudes over drunkposting.

[Eldezar]

you call this drunk posting? I had a post that was more hammered than these just by staying up a little bit too late.

[Bard The 5th LW]

5. Cats are retarded. Really.

OBJECTION: Only some cats are bad as pets, in the same vein as dogs. The right v=cat can make a very good pet. Now if you are trying to say cats are mentally deficient, then you've obviously never had a cat.

Ad for drunk posting, I don't think that he's really drunk. I think he's just typing badly to see if he can fool anyone. I personally, don't plan on drinking even when I do hit 21.

[Eltargrim]

Ad for drunk posting, I don't think that he's really drunk. I think he's just typing badly to see if he can fool anyone. I personally, don't plan on drinking even when I do hit 21.

There's no need to get shitfaced, but do try it at least once. Who knows, you might like it :p

[Si Civa]

There's only one thing worse than drunkposting: self-righteous prudes that claim holier-than-thou attitudes over drunkposting.

To be honest, it's right to mock up drunkposting.
But you don't need to be mean* about it InsaneFool.
*I'm such a potty mouth. :x


And drinking may be good thing, but I know too many people who are fucking annoying when drunk or/and shouldn't drink at all. Or like, I dunno, drinking would nice and all if people didn't drink too much (and for some that's means that they shouldn't drink at all).

But seriously, I haven't seen person who I like when he's drunk more than when he's sober. So yeah.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

There's only one thing worse than self-righteous prudes that claim holier-than-thou attitudes over drunkposting: People who take things too seriously yet don't contact the authorities when someone, in a fit of rage, threatens to kill someone just because he's drunk. In retrospect my death threat sucked ('cause it's not funny, not even as a joke, quite unlike (Oh, you didn't think I was going THERE, did you?)), that's why I changed it to a declaration of love a few hours ago. Basically, unless you want to get sexed up by me don't drink and post.

Note: Please, don't take this too seriously, I mean no offense.

[phil_]

InsaneGenius, I feel safe in saying this because it isn't five o' clock yet, but you're not my type and I don't see us going anywhere. It's not you, it's... well, yeah, it's you, but don't get down on yourself. I'll try to stay out of your way from now on. I just want you to know that I would never threaten to kill you, man.

I'll see myself out.

[DFM]

1. I hope DFM is a girl because I read his/her posts with a really sexy voice in my head.


It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.

[Nikose Tyris]

It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.

And that was before the oral sex.

[PyrosNine]

Megaman, you're off my cool list because you called me retarded. Even if you can prove that your words are merely the drink talking, you're still not cool because then you'd be saying the opposite of all the completely true statements you made other the one where you called me retarded.

Geeze. Cats are so not retarded they should make a word for it. Oh wait, they did, it's GENIUS.

[Si Civa]

Geeze. Cats are so not retarded they should make a word for it. Oh wait, they did, it's GENIUS.

Funny fact: the Finnish word nero means genius.

And it means basically that I'm confused right now! I don't know if the cats burnt down the Rome or was it InsaneGenius! So very mysterious.

[Pip Boy]

It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.

Are you talking about your voice or your vagina?

[TDK]

Either way, I'd hit it.

[Premmy]

Either way, I'd hit it.

I doubt you'd hit the back of the tongue, let alone the voicebox....

[DFM]

Oh, fucking diss.

[Token]

I doubt you'd hit the back of the tongue, let alone the voicebox....

Flawless victory.

[Mirai Gen]

It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.

Phone calls with you are either sexy or delicious.In before 'both'.

[Premmy]

Phone calls with you are either sexy or delicious.In before 'both'.

My Economics teacher and a third of my graduating class used to call me Delicious, Coincidence?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

5. Cats are retarded. Really.


Oh you did not just go there. /jk


Anyway, drunk posts and drunks in general always rubbed off on me as just plain funny. That seems to be the case with most of the others too.

[synkr0nized]

None of you is a cat.

???

[Premmy]

None of you is a cat.

???

My body may or may not produce kittens, s'all I'm sayin' (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=973298&postcount=1171)
Edit:
And all of them are retarded, cause seriously..

[Pip Boy]

At least this wasn't totally humiliating. The worst thing I had to wake up to read the next day was that I apparently think that DFM's imaginary voice is sexy.

[Token]

None of you is a cat.

???

Fuck you I' a dragon cat!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

About half my posts are drunk posts. You gus should be glad of this fact.
Also cats are retarded.

[Hanuman]

Tassadar P Otato is not retarded.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/743/32721019094932454167758.jpg

[Pip Boy]

Tassadar P Otato is SUPER retarded.

[katiuska]

5. Cats are retarded. Really.

Only Rusty, but it's not his fault, so we don't hold it against him.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5117/hpim0964.jpg

Seriously, I can't hate on that face.

[Donomni]

Ad for drunk posting, I don't think that he's really drunk. I think he's just typing badly to see if he can fool anyone. I personally, don't plan on drinking even when I do hit 21.

Same. Only thing in my veins is sugar and caffeine. I've yet to reach a level where I can diabetic-coma-post.

[Melfice]

Same. Only thing in my veins is sugar and caffeine. I've yet to reach a level where I can diabetic-coma-post.

Now THAT I'd like to see happening.
Who's up for injecting sugar-water into Don's veins to see if he can do it?

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'm willing to get in on it.

Although we should do it at least 5 times, to see if it has repeatable results, and then try it on someone else.

Then we proceed to combine it with drunk posting.

[Funka Genocide]

It's been described as melting strawberries sliding down a chocolate river through the fog of a warm London night.

sliding down a chocolate river

CHOCOLATE RIVER

I don't think he's a girl... but you might have a shot anyways.

[Premmy]

I don't think he's a girl... but you might have a shot anyways.
Somebody does'nt know female anatomy very well....

[Funka Genocide]

You should only try to build off a joke if the addition is funnier than the original. I suppose that's all rather subjective, but I feel your premise is shaky at best and only succeeds in diluting the humor of the original statement.

[Premmy]

Then my plan of making you less funny by association has succeeded!

[Funka Genocide]

also, they're all pink on the inside.

[Premmy]

Maybe you are, I'm as black as a landlord's heart inside.

[Geminex]

Wait, what, melting strawberries? Melting? Really? Last time I checked, strawberries were fruit. Fruit, what with all its cellulose and such, does not melt. Unless, of course, it's decomposed to a stage where an increase in temperature causes it to lose cohesion. And have you seen what a river of chocolate looks like? According to Ronal Dahl, it looks like sewage. Or, possibly blood. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw_R9SS3kQ8). Imagine the surface of that covered in a mush of slowly melting, fermenting fruit. Imagine the smell. Now imagine standing at the edge of that in London fog. What kind of fog? Why the kind they had when Industrial London was at its height! You know, when government regulation was just a bad dream, and workers got exploited and the factories! Oh, the factories, with their smokestacks, belching who-knows-what, wonderfully horrible gasses, lethal even. The smoke'd mix with the fog and there you'd have it, smog of the most wonderfull sort! Like walking through an acid rain shower.

Edit:
Too Long Didn't ReadbecauseI'mamortalfoolwhowillregretdefyingthegr eatGeminex,yes,youwillFEARMYNAME:
Hey, lookit me, I'm DFM and when you actually analyze the stuff I say you realize that I really need to practice using metaphor!

[Premmy]

TDK would still hit it.*
* S'all love, baby, just could'nt resist

[DFM]

Damn look at all those words I'm not reading.

[Pip Boy]

I'm surprised no one took the opportunity to sexually harass DFM by offering to let their willy wonka sail her chocolate river.

[Kim]

I'm pretty sure he has diseases.

[Wigmund]

And Wonka lets the Oompa-Loompas watch whenever he's in action.

[CABAL49]

I generally assume everyone on the internet is a prepubescent boy until proven otherwise. Which would make an NPF orgy very awkward.

But I am the awesome kind of drunk. The philosopher drunk! I contemplate the stars and the Universe. I've almost made a few drunk posts, but I fall asleep before I send them out. Well, there are a few out there but I bet you can't find 'em he he he.

[DFM]

I'm pretty sure he has diseases.

That I got from you. >:(

[Hanuman]

what with all its cellulose and such, does not melt.

unless

an increase in temperature causes it to lose cohesion.

If an ice cube "suffered an increase in temperature causing it to lose cohesion" I don't think I'd argue.

And have you seen what a river of chocolate looks like?
Yes, I have.
It does not look like sewage, it has no water.
Sewage is green.

[Funka Genocide]

I just want to see a movie or a comic or something with a scene in which someone yells out from behind a bathroom stall door "Holy fuck I'm pissing Bees!"

[Pip Boy]

We're getting off topic. We should should be discussing what DFM might hypothetically look like naked.

[Funka Genocide]

We're getting off topic. We should should be discussing what DFM might hypothetically look like naked.

I can't think of a response to this that isn't creepier than the initial question.

[Meister]

I just want to see a movie or a comic or something with a scene in which someone yells out from behind a bathroom stall door "Holy fuck I'm pissing Bees!"
Bioshock: The Movie (directed by the Wayans Bros.)

[synkr0nized]

Hey, I'd rather a good Bioshock movie get made, even if it means that joke will never be in it.

[Mirai Gen]

That joke can be a one-shot skit on YouTube and we'd get a good movie instead.

Theoretically.

I've been reminded video game movies are awful.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

That joke can be a one-shot skit on YouTube and we'd get a good movie instead.

Theoretically.

I've been reminded video game movies are awful.

A Video Game movie only has a chance of being good if the writers and creator who did the story for the game, worked on the movie from start to finish.

[DFM]

Even then it will be awful.

Edit: Especially then.

[Darth SS]

Even then it will be awful.

Edit: Especially then.

The movie would turn out as a tribute to themselves and have nothing but fan service. Which would be bad.


Also, going right the hell back to the start of the thread. Drunk posting is no big deal. What I'm doing right now? Way better. Nyquil Posting baby, that's where it's at.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

A Video Game movie only has a chance of being good if the writers and creator who did the story for the game, worked on the movie from start to finish.

You do realise movies ad videogames are completely different mediums right?
They require completely different things.
The end result would be worse than what we get.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

The script/story? They'd be working with the director and his crew. I'm sure it'd be at least decent at worst.

[DFM]

I'm sure it'd be at least decent at worst.


Ha Ha Ha

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The script/story? They'd be working with the director and his crew. I'm sure it'd be at least decent at worst.


There's probably a reason why they chose the videogame medium to tell the story in the first place. And if you've already played the game, why do you need to watch a dumbed down movie version of it anyway?

Really, videogame movies serve no purpose other than to make a quick bit of cash.

[Token]

Really, videogames and movies serve no purpose other than to make a quick bit of cash.

As long as we're bringing cash into this, let's be honest about it.

[bluestarultor]

Yeah, the medium difference is something people often don't realize. When I write my stories, some start off as one thing and then naturally lend themselves to a different medium as they develop.

Like, I have one that's very much my baby that started as a book, and I do have a book version of it, but it's actually quite different from the "real" story that is now a game. I have a new one I just started that I'd LIKE to make a game, but it lends itself much better to being a book. I have one story that actually ended up as a stage play.

It's really all due to differences in length and mechanics. If you have certain systems involved, it makes for a good game, where if you have mechanics that are problematic to game design, it might be better for a book. If you have a long story with a lot of content, it's better as a book, where if you have a short story with a lot of content, it might be better for a game. If you have a short story that has a lot of flashy stuff going on, it might be a better movie, where if things are more subdued, but still a bit fantastical, a play might be better.

[Funka Genocide]

That summation really doesn't make a lot of sense Blues. An artist works in the medium they are most comfortable with, the medium they can derive the greatest effect from. They might branch out into other creative media, but that in itself takes study and practice before application. Irregardless of length or content or whatever, you create what you are inclined to create.

The phenomenon of video game movies being horrible isn't because the two media have irreconcilable differences, it's because shitty directors make video game movies.

Video games as a whole still labor under the onus of being second class entertainment (much like stage plays in the time of Shakespeare.) Very few truly talented artists work in the video game industry, and even fewer are interested in adapting games into movies.

I personally feel this might be an effect of a personality flaw inherent to many preoccupied with emergent technology. A lot of people in the "computer industry" think far too highly of themselves and their abilities simply because it's a newer industry. Less creative but highly egotistical people are drawn to the video game industry, most likely because they couldn't write a best selling novel to save their lives.

Whether or not that's true, what you have is disinterest in what is largely considered an invalid literary field. A great director will have no qualms about directing an adaptation of a book, and even comic books are starting to find some talent in the adaptation department (although I still say they're about even with video game adaptations.) but getting real talent for a video game movie is a herculean task. The imagery and dynamism, as well as the plot, are all ready preconceived. You're faced with the prospect of either doing a direct translation (in effect, doing nothing but replacing polygons with people.) or adapting it into something new and different, and in the process alienating the core audience.

It seems most directors go for the latter, however as they are talentless hacks you end up with a worse story than the original concept of "these guys run around beating people up for points."

[DFM]

I'd just like to say that I think drunk posting is the thing we've talked about the least in this thread.

[Funka Genocide]

I'd just like to say that I think drunk posting is the thing we've talked about the least in this thread.


I was thinking that, but the original post was fucking terrible in terms of drunk postage. There wasn't any egregious grammatical errors, hamfisted "I love you bro!" moments or pent up drunk-rage.

There was a veiled admission to being homosexually attracted to you, but I mean come on, that like every thread you post in. Yawn.

[Pip Boy]

Yeah, I don't really think I was hammered so much as safety buzzed on that one. I'll try harder next time, but I have to wait a few months for you all to let your guard down first.

[Darth SS]

Yeah, I don't really think I was hammered so much as safety buzzed on that one. I'll try harder next time, but I have to wait a few months for you all to let your guard down first.

Don't be a pussy. Get the flu, wait for your fever to break 100, take a nyquil and then start posting. That's how real men do it. Even better, then start chatting with your friends on facebook.

[Wigmund]

Why wait for a fever? Just down an entire bottle of Nyquil and post away.

[Funka Genocide]

NPF: Secretly advocating drug abuse since '03