In light of recent events....

[Pip Boy]

We have no choice but to accept that sad and unescapable truth. In various threads related to gender, DFM never gave a gender specific answer, and instead went with ambiguity and avoided the question altogether if possible.

The only reasonable conclusion is that DFM is a hermaphrodite robot.

[synkr0nized]

So DFM is the current "should I hit on it or not" person? Who will it be next?

[Krylo]

You.

Speaking of, SHOULD I?

[synkr0nized]

The answer is always yes! This is the Internets!

[Amake]

Wait, people hit on each other on the Internet? Where have I been all these years?

(Probably too married.)

[Pip Boy]

So DFM is the current "should I hit on it or not" person? Who will it be next?

Its not "Should I hit it or not?". Its more like "You should hit it". NuklearEnterprise's patented new DFMbot has a full set of both tools, and being robotic, it doesn't have the ability to prefer one gender over another! Its the girlfriend every NPF forumite has always dreamed of!


Well, that and two Japanese girls vomiting into each others mouths, but that's technically two girlfriends.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I'm sad to admit it, but I am so totally not sure of Archbio's gender.

I'm guessing a sort of quantum particle, only appearing when I post, then quickly dissipating thereafter.

[pochercoaster]

Archbio's a chick, DFM's a dude, Synk's a dude, Arhra's a dude. Not that I care (or really see it as my business to give out that info, so if a mod wants to edit this or whatever I understand why) but a lot of forumites seems to get confused over these people.

The only robot on this forum is Sith.

[Magus]

We're probably better off not knowing each other's gender because then it won't get in the way of discussion. Like if you guys knew I was an asexual reptile alien, you would cease talking about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati.

(If you want to talk about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati, though, feel free to PM me with your names and addresses).

[bluestarultor]

*starts scribbling on a notepad*

Got one for Julford? That's really the only one I can't figure out.

(I'm mostly joking, BTW. Although I'm usually good at guessing this stuff, so when I can't, it bugs me a bit.)


Edit: Honestly, I really don't much see a point in not being forthright with one's sex unless one actually wants to keep people guessing. It's the Internet. There are WAY more divisive reasons to latch onto than a person's bits. Shit, look at Mes. Get on the wrong side of a debate with her and she'll break out the heavy artillery. Forget about someone being a guy or a girl, you could be talking to someone from halfway around the world in a totalitarian nation of some sort. Or worse, America. Man, you'd think Americans would have something in common, but some of them get pretty scary.

[Mike McC]

If you bastards thought I was a chick then you'd probably actually listen to the shit I say.

[Bob The Mercenary]

We're probably better off not knowing each other's gender because then it won't get in the way of discussion.

Never has before.

Even if Nikose was a girl I would still want him to do me.

[Julford Hajime]

*starts scribbling on a notepad*

Got one for Julford? That's really the only one I can't figure out.
I blame the scarcity of my posts, really.

[Jagos]

That and your location.

[Geminex]

Dammit. Usually I'm the one whose gender people don't know, what with the gender-neutral name and all that.

When I first came on, I actually thought Fifth was a girl at first, though, in my defense, that was back when his avvie was a velociraptor in a dress. Also, my ignorace lasted about 2 days.

[Lyaer]

*starts scribbling on a notepad*

Edit: Honestly, I really don't much see a point in not being forthright with one's sex unless one actually wants to keep people guessing. It's the Internet. There are WAY more divisive reasons to latch onto than a person's bits. Shit, look at Mes. Get on the wrong side of a debate with her and she'll break out the heavy artillery. Forget about someone being a guy or a girl, you could be talking to someone from halfway around the world in a totalitarian nation of some sort. Or worse, America. Man, you'd think Americans would have something in common, but some of them get pretty scary.

Some people also don't want half of the Internet to fall madly in love with them. To be fair.

[Pip Boy]

That is a legitimate concern. Then again, NPF is the kind of place where people like to put themselves under the mad delusion that they're superior to the caveman ape people and therefore will never devolve to nerd rushing the first thing they come across that has a vagina.

Hurr hurr hurr titties.

[DarkDrgon]

If it makes anyone feel better, Im a velociraptor typing on an abandoned computer at some sick man's combination zoo and amusement park.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Some people also don't want the half of the Internet to fall madly in love with them. To be fair.

See I don't get that. On WoW, sure. "Oh, you're a girl? Here's a thousand gold and an epic mount!" But for the most part this board has been extremely tame compared to the rest of the internet. The only incident I can remember was when some guy started hitting on RaiRai through PMs and whatnot.

[CABAL49]

If you bastards thought I was a chick then you'd probably actually listen to the shit I say.

Only after you finished my sandwich.

[POS Industries]

I'm actually a girl.

A six-foot-tall, hairy, deep voiced, girl with a somewhat larger than average donger.

[Premmy]

If you bastards thought I was a chick then you'd probably actually listen to the shit I say.

Just because we would be listening to you, does'nt mean you would'nt still be wrong ALLL THE TIME.
A six-foot-tall, hairy, deep voiced, girl with a somewhat larger than average donger.
Larger than average for men or women?

[DFM]

I figure if you have to guess you really don't deserve to know!

[Seil]

girl with a somewhat larger than average donger.

Well... I... uh... huh. Either or Ron Jeremy's gonna ask you to star in something.

[POS Industries]

Larger than average for men or women?
Well, your mom's certainly puts all of ours to shame, so it really throws off the mean.

[Great Cartoonist]

http://i50.tinypic.com/4gkk7q.jpg<Given that I've been here for a while now I really shouldn't be surprised that people actually care about knowing about the people behind the keyboard, but come on. This is a forum. A forum is meant for stimulating discussions, debates, and whatnot. Does it truly matter? I mean apart from when special attention is given. And when things get pretty irrelevant and silly, like all of this thread. Okay, maybe that was a bad example, but you see what I'm getting at, right?>

[Mike McC]

That is a legitimate concern. Then again, NPF is the kind of place where people like to put themselves under the mad delusion that they're superior to the caveman ape people and therefore will never devolve to nerd rushing the first thing they come across that has a vagina.

Hurr hurr hurr titties.This is cute. It really is.

[DFM]

This is cute. It really is.

Get a room!

[Mike McC]

Get a room!Only if you'll be there waiting for me.

[DFM]

I knew you'd never really stray.

http://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dear_heart.jpg

[Odjn]

If you bastards thought I was a chick then you'd probably actually listen to the shit I say.

Not unless you started saying things worth listening to.

[Mike McC]

Not unless you started saying things worth listening to.Geez, someone already made that joke (or one virtually identical). Get with the program, man.

Then again, you probably would've noticed this if they had breasts.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Am I the only one who reads all of the posts in a thread? Like, I remember Mike mentioning that he legitimately skips over some people's posts sometimes, and I think other people said that too.

Also, if you lurk more than you post, then you don't have to worry if people know your gender or not. Because then, nobody cares. :p

[DFM]

Pinkleton I just put you on ignore now you can lurk forever.

[Mike McC]

Am I the only one who reads all of the posts in a thread? Like, I remember Mike mentioning that he legitimately skips over some people's posts sometimes, and I think other people said that too.I skim, and if a post starts making my brain hurt after the first couple of sentences, I move on because, eh.

Entirely unrelated note: I've yet to read your second paragraph.

[Premmy]

I Just figured it out, DFM's a dude, The D stands for Dick.

[Mike McC]

And, for those curious, the FM stand for Fellatio Maestro.

[DFM]

Flatterer.

[Mike McC]

What can I say? You earned that custom user title, lovely.

[DFM]

http://prettysideofpain.ketnar.org/SatAM_a_smug_hedgehog.jpg

[Pip Boy]

HAPPY LATE FUCKED UP VALENTINES DAY NPF!

[CelesJessa]

And, for those curious, the FM stand for Fellatio Maestro.
Flatterer.
What can I say? You earned that custom user title, lovely.

Excuse me while I go be ill somewhere.

[Funka Genocide]

Excuse me while I go be ill somewhere.

Don't get any chunks in your sweet 'stache bro!

[akaSM]

Also, if you lurk more than you post, then you don't have to worry if people know your gender or not. Because then, nobody cares. :p

:(

Other than that, reading this thread has been quite fun...and creepy :gonk:

[CelesJessa]

Don't get any chunks in your sweet 'stache bro!

If you come and help me hold the mustache back it won't get in the way Bro.

[Funka Genocide]

I am at a loss as to how to respond to that.

Instead, I present you with the musical stylings of Cake, enjoy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Cake! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W92VXNHUf4)

[greed]

I am at a loss as to how to respond to that.

Well the obvious joke is something to do moustache rides. Or maybe.... brostache rides.

[Funka Genocide]

Well the obvious joke is something to do moustache rides. Or maybe.... brostache rides.


If the conclusions you draw are obvious parallels between vomit and oral sex, I'd say you're a few pints short of a keg.

[greed]

Vomit, sex and talking like this, bro. Drunken party. Pretty easy bronnection.




.....I can't stop making bro jokes! I'm so ashamed.

[Sir Pinkleton]

:(

Other than that, reading this thread has been quite fun...and creepy :gonk:

Well it's only the truth. Besides asking the mods questions, getting commissions done by CJ, and some other crap, I don't get involved.

Fun read tho', lot of this. :)

[CelesJessa]

I am at a loss as to how to respond to that.

Another left speechless by my mustache. My job here is done.

[Si Civa]

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar

You mean that real men don't have mustaches? Because tea is better without any sugar. :|

[greed]

No men without moustaches are bitter and hollow.

[Mike McC]

Ya'll are just jealous.

[Amake]

Personally I could do without any of the hair below the eyebrows. It's itchy and gross. Of course going by the news and current events saying this is likely to get me arrested as a pervert. . .

[Mike McC]

So, you don't like bush then?

[Si Civa]

No men without moustaches are bitter and hollow.

What is exactly how you should drink your tea, goddammit!

If you want to eat some friggin' sugar then eat it like it is, just don't put it in my tea. God, it's like you all are barbarians who don't know how to drink tea.

[Eldezar]

Pur-eh will kick your ass.

Also, I'm a girl.

[Wigmund]

What is exactly how you should drink your tea, goddammit!

If you want to eat some friggin' sugar then eat it like it is, just don't put it in my tea. God, it's like you all are barbarians who don't know how to drink tea.

Don't you go around insulting the fine Sweet Tea!
http://micahmcmillan.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sweet-tea-pitcher.jpg
Foreigners...thinking the only way to drink tea is in a tiny cup with a saucer at a certain time each day while bemoaning the loss of the Empire and chatting about the Queen's bum.

[Si Civa]

I'm just saying that you don't need to put sugar friggin' everywhere, you goddamn sweethearts.

[Amake]

So, you don't like bush then? Well, it comes in three different flavors.

http://students.georgiasouthern.edu/greeklife/George-W-Bush.jpg
http://i15.tinypic.com/8fmv394.jpg
http://www.magiclemonsauce.com/wallpapers/Jungle.jpg

[DFM]

I put brandy in my tea.

But I'm out of brandy now so I'm probably going to switch to Jack.

[bluestarultor]

Shit, if the tea you Brits drink is anything like the "English Breakfast Tea" that I got one time, we were doing you a favor throwing it into the harbor. Never before has such swill attempted to enter my body. And this is coming from a guy who loves Arab coffee.

[Mike McC]

So, what, we've moved onto teabagging now? Seriously, I can't keep up with you people.

[Si Civa]

Shit, if the tea you Brits drink is anything like the "English Breakfast Tea" that I got one time, we were doing you a favor throwing it into the harbor. Never before has such swill attempted to enter my body. And this is coming from a guy who loves Arab coffee.

I don't think that any Brit has posted in this thread yet, silly Blues. Now, have a cup of tea, won't you? Oh, isn't it splendid weather outside?

Would you like to have biscuits?

[DFM]

You mean the biscuits we let you have after we saved you from Hitler?

[bluestarultor]

I don't think that any Brit has posted in this thread yet, silly Blues. Now, have a cup of tea, won't you? Oh, and isn't it splendid weather outside?

Would you like to have biscuits?

If you drink the same tea as the British, I'd rather drink raw eggs mixed with Tobasco, daidai juice, and Folgers coffee.

The biscuits I will take with a hearty sausage gravy. :p

Yes, I know it's a different kind of biscuit.

[Wigmund]

Would you like to have biscuits?

I'd love some biscuits...
http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/beautyshots/r1169fp.jpg
they're damn good with some chocolate gravy

[Si Civa]

You mean the biscuits we let you have after we saved you from Hitler?

Finns were bestest buddies with Hitler and his wacky nazies.

But because we didn't actually want to destroy Sovient Union, we kinda helped to destroy nazis!

Edit:// Wigmund and Blues are kinda dirty hippies in their own way.

[bluestarultor]

Finns were bestest buddies with Hitler and his wacky nazies.

But because we didn't actually want to destroy Sovient Union, we kinda helped to destroy nazis!

Edit:// Wigmund and Blues are kinda dirty hippies in their own way.

Somebody has never experienced the joy of a well-made plate of biscuits and gravy. Come to America, a Southern state, specifically, and try it. It's a heart attack on a plate, but you will die in rapture. :p

[Wigmund]

Edit:// Wigmund and Blues are kinda dirty hippies in their own way.

Because of my love for the fine cuisine of the American South? You have not lived until you've had some down home cooking from this part of the world.

[Si Civa]

Somebody has never experienced the joy of a well-made plate of biscuits and gravy. Come to America, a Southern state, specifically, and try it. It's a heart attack on a plate, but you will die in rapture. :p

I may visit Mexico and maybe go to north and see Canada. There's nothing I would like to see between those two countries. :|

[DFM]

Mexico isn't really worth it unless you want to buy movies three months in advance for pennies.

[Token]

Somebody has never experienced the joy of a well-made plate of biscuits and gravy. Come to America, a Southern state, specifically, and try it. It's a heart attack on a plate, but you will die in rapture. :p

Those things are absolutely disgusting. Much like the tea you drink.

and now a Brit has posted, bitches.

[bluestarultor]

I may visit Mexico and maybe go to north and see Canada. There's nothing I would like to see between those two countries. :|

We laid claim to the use of America in place of the full name of our country. Get over it.

Also, you'll be missing out on a lot of great architecture, food, and activities.



Edit: ^^ Says the guy from the country known for greasy food and sucking on hard candies all the time to get rid of the taste. :p

[shiney]

Wait, wait, synk's a dude?!

/ragequit

[Si Civa]

We laid claim to the use of America in place of the full name of our country. Get over it.

No, I won't! It's the battle of the century!

[Mike McC]

Now, see what this thread has done? Ya'll broke poor shiney's heart. I hope you're satisfied.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I may visit Mexico and maybe go to north and see Canada. There's nothing I would like to see between those two countries. :|

I cannot believe how utterly ignorant you are. FOOL!
The United States of America are there. >:(
Countries that still use the imperial system for measuring their shit are rare these days. Visit them before they give in to the metric plague.

[Si Civa]

I cannot believe how utterly ignorant you are. FOOL!
The United States of America are there.
Countries that still use the imperial system for measuring their shit are rare these days. Visit them before they give in to the metric plague.

So are you basically saying that I should visit the USA before they start making sense?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

So are you basically saying that I should visit the USA before they start making sense?

I like the way you put it. But I don't think the metric system alone can do that magic.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Guys, I flew through America recentely and took approximately 5 photos, ask me and I'll show them to you- it will save you the trip.
Also tea was what drove the Empire. Mabe if you Merkans started drinking more tea you wouldn't keep losing wars.

[Lyaer]

Never a big fan of the American teas marketed as English (haven't tried any in which I remotely suspect authenticity), but I usually drink my herbal teas unsweetened, and of course green tea would be absolute rubbish with sugar. That said, sometimes a little sugar or honey is entirely called for.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Green tea is the drink of a filthy savage.

[Lyaer]

It is the greatest substance ever to taste like grass.

[Token]

Edit: ^^ Says the guy from the country known for greasy food and sucking on hard candies all the time to get rid of the taste. :p

Says the guy from the country known for fattening food and sucking on hard dicks all the time to get rid of the taste.

[bluestarultor]

Says the guy from the country known for fattening food and sucking on hard dicks all the time to get rid of the taste.

Touche. :D

rep++;

[Funka Genocide]

wait wait wait...

what the fuck is this thread even about?

God damn it Megs, every time you create a thread I immediately forget what the original premise was after reading it.

Also, any of y'all motherfuckers that can't appreciate good ol' fashioned down south American cooking is either lying or so insanely prejudice that you won't allow the possibility of American deliciousness past your iron-clad discrimination filters. Even in communist russia, biscuits and gravy are scrum-diddly-umptious.

Don't even get me started on creole cuisine. I mean seriously, if you're going to complain about American food, complain about the shit that sucks, like that god awful american cheese and *hurrff* oscar mayer weiners.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I once ate some food for America and it was so bad I died.

[Funka Genocide]

One time I saw a postcard from New Zealand and I was like "oh."

[DFM]

One time I thought New Zealand was in Scandinavia.

[Julford Hajime]

Wait, it isn't?

That explains why I failed that map project.

[Mike McC]

Things I learned today:

This thread got kinda dumb.

xkcd is about a million times better if you replace the last panel with goatse.

That's about it.

[Pip Boy]

Sorry, its just that when Fifthfiend left, it made a void in the forum. I was just trying to provide us with our monthly WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK thread.

EDIT: One thing I love about this forum is that "Slut" is inappropriate but "WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK" is totally okay.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I met an American once and he was ugly and fat

[Token]

I met an American once and he was ugly and fat

You'll need to be much more specific.

[bluestarultor]

I met an American once and he was ugly and fat

Man, you must have met one of the bad ones, then. I'm quite dashing and slim.

[Token]

Man, you must have met one of the bad ones, then. I'm quite dashing and slim.


Really mate, the fact that you're one of the good ones says all that needs to be said.

[Kim]

Man, you must have met one of the bad ones, then. I'm quite dashing and slim.

I'll be sure to add you to my list of NPF People I Flirt With.

[bluestarultor]

Really mate, the fact that you're one of the good ones says all that needs to be said.

I'm much better in real life. You'd be surprised. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtT8it5E0U)

[Pip Boy]

I'll be sure to add you to my list of NPF People I Flirt With.

I had a list like that, but I stopped using it once everyone on the forum was on it.



Except PoS. PoS will only break my heart.

[DFM]

I met an American once and he was ugly and fat

It was you.

[Wigmund]

I'll be sure to add you to my list of NPF People I Flirt With.
I'm much better in real life. You'd be surprised. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtT8it5E0U)

Is that so Blues?

[Krylo]

Is that so Blues?

Here we go again. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=37234)

I look forward to Mesden's future contributions to this thread.

[Premmy]

We're already close to the post limit, so it should'nt be that bad.

[Mike McC]

Here we go again. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=37234)

I look forward to Mesden's future contributions to this thread.Honestly it's probably the only thing that'll make this thread interesting again. For the first time. Something something.

[synkr0nized]

Wait, wait, synk's a dude?!

That does seem to be what the forum believes now, so I guess it must be as true as when they all thought I was female!


Sorry, its just that when Fifthfiend left, it made a void in the forum.


Man, that guy must be lucky or something. You all can't stop praising him even when he's not here to elicit it.

e: Ah, though that's probably better than resorting to calling everyone Americans fat ;)

e2: Oh man. I have a response for that down there, but it's rather dirty so we'll just keep going...

[Premmy]

Man, that guy must be lucky or something. You all can't stop praising him even when he's not here to elicit it.
When you've been sucking a dick for so long, it's kind of hard to close your mouth.

[DFM]

I always knew you were a dude Synk, everyone else is just falling in line.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I'm a girl now.

[Meister]

Just so you know I've already invested far too much time in wondering if you're hot to stop now.

[Archbio]

Just look at that tahoma font.

[Great Cartoonist]

Well, I guess these individual quirks you people have are what keeps this forum interesting for me, so I suppose it's for the best.
http://i50.tinypic.com/4gkk7q.jpg<Also, for the love of Arceus, you humans are incredibly sick.>

[Meister]

I'm a girl now.
a/s/l and r u hot

[Mirai Gen]

That does seem to be what the forum believes now, so I guess it must be as true as when they all thought I was female!
Synk shall be known as NPF's very own Varsuuvius.

[Great Cartoonist]

Synk shall be known as NPF's very own Varsuuvius.
Is that because of the androgynous avatar or as a result of analyzing Synk's post history?
http://i50.tinypic.com/4gkk7q.jpg<Oh, and I just want to point out that GC still thinks that he has imaginary friends at an age well past the appropriate level in which imaginary friends would be considered charming instead of a symptom of being cuckoo-crazy... and that those imaginary friends are capable of sentient thought! Either GC is merely trying to be humorous (and failing at it) or it's a thinly-veiled, desperate plea for companionship. Whatever it is, I still think GC needs therapy. And maybe a job that doesn't involve being antisocial for the rest of your life.>

[DFM]

Just so you know I've already invested far too much time in wondering if you're hot to stop now.

You know I almost don't care!

[Funka Genocide]

I am reasonably sure of the gender assignments I've made for people on NPF, but I reserve the right to be wrong.

In fact, sometimes I can't remember what I'm using as a reference for my conclusion.

[Mirai Gen]

Is that because of the androgynous avatar or as a result of analyzing Synk's post history?
It's because everyone can't give up analyzing every little thing in a desperate concerted effort to find a hint as to the eternal question of "if Synk lifts the lid or not."

[Premmy]

What kind of man lifts the lid?

[DFM]

Prem's a squatter, you heard it here first.

[Meister]

What kind of man lifts the lid?
Real men pee with enough force to punch a hole through the lid.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

a/s/l and r u hot

18 since yestrday lol/ f and how / next door. and ya, sugar! hot! 2 hot 2 handle wit bear hands. ur manly man-hands r my last hoep

[Premmy]

Prem's a squatter, you heard it here first.Real men pee with enough force to punch a hole through the lid.
You're both right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i46WFSZtF2Y)

[synkr0nized]

Rider is not androgynous! D:

Anywho, closing thread due to post count like a man. Or out of spite like a woman. Or because of Time Law.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Does that mean I have the last word for once?

[Green Spanner]

No

[Great Cartoonist]

Oh come on people, just act mature about this for once and leave it be.

[Amake]

What kind of man lifts the lid? In the same vein, what woman complains about the lid being up? If you have any ovarian fortitude you squad right down on the porcelain.

[synkr0nized]

Oh, right, it helps to actually click the checkbox.