Assuming control of this forum.

[Mirai Gen]

You cannot resist.

This poster's pain is irrelevant.

[Kerensky287]

Does this really need another thr
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/not%20LP/collectordog.jpg

[Ravashak]

/grabs popcorn

[krogothwolf]

http://kalkulus.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hypnotoad.gif

All Glory to the HypnoToad!

[Amake]

Mummy, I'm scared.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

What the hell!? Why's that dog wearing a Yoda costume?

[krogothwolf]

It's not a dog! It's clearly a collector!

Although to be honest it should be a yellow glowing collector.

[Mirai Gen]

What the hell!? Why's that dog wearing a Yoda costume?

Running joke from NPF. DFM started it, if that helps.

[phil_]

I didn't play Mass Effect what's going on he-

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/yoda.jpg

[greed]

What the hell!? Why's that dog wearing a Yoda costume?

It's not a dog! It's clearly a collector!

Although to be honest it should be a yellow glowing collector.
RT answered it best here. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=651198&postcount=3)

[BB]

NPF inside jokes reaching critical mass, suggest attaching high powered magnets to either side of thread to rectify.

[Mirai Gen]

(Really I just wanted an excuse to use the pun.)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Running joke from NPF. DFM started it, if that helps.
Oh, I get it, that didn't answer my question (about the poor dog) but apparently this is about saying something, unfinished word - dash, then posting a stupid picture of something with some alien head shopped onto it as if it just at your brains and took over you or something.

Am I doing it right? I'm doing it wrong, rig-
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/9588/fmjaliens.jpg (http://img682.imageshack.us/i/fmjaliens.jpg/)

Now, tell me about that dog. No wait, my question answered itself

[Wigmund]

I could answer your questions about Yoda Dog, I have two relevant degrees.
But I won't.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Maybe I should start a NPF-Meme as well in order to become one of the kool kidz.
But what should I do? I don't have any degrees, not even irrelevant ones, I wouldn't ever dress my dog up even if I had one. The coolest thing I ever did on NPF was saying "Fifth" and getting an infraction for it. And that just wasn't worth it. I'm too old for this... I'm barely in my mid-20s, but I'm too old.

[Loki, The Fallen]

It's pronounced "Fith".

It sounds so weird when you pronounce it like that.

[Meister]

The coolest thing I ever did on NPF was saying "Fifth" and getting an infraction for it.
Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord in vain.

[Seil]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Thriller/ExorcistChris_FatherMerrin.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGdbbVcKJlc&feature=related)

I CAST THEE OUT, UNCLEAN SPIRIT! ...THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I will never be able to atone for my sin. It's a miracle I'm still standing here before you.
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1840/infractionh.png (http://img202.imageshack.us/i/infractionh.png/)
A lesser man would have already been sent to the cornfield in face of such a high amount of infraction points.

[Bells]

I come here looking for a hostile takeover and this is the best we have so far?

Pitifull! Shamefull! Unclean!

Someone, Report the current situation of Operation "Lesser-Shithole Storm"

[krogothwolf]

Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord in vain.

Fifth Damnit!

[Token]

Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord in vain.

But no one's said "Frogman" until I did. :cool:

[CABAL49]

Someone prepare this thread for ascension!

[Ecks]

I will never be able to atone for my sin. It's a miracle I'm still standing here before you.
A lesser man would have already been sent to the cornfield in face of such a high amount of infraction points.

Well... I suppose you could go on a life changing journey through the cornfield and back with Premonitions, looking at all the sinners that have been banished there until you find the worst of the worst, and then for some odd reason leave the cornfield faster than you entered it and decide to gun for modhood.

[DFM]

After Jack said "NO! I dont want it", but then the asari said "But You must take it otherwise it will be bad many times"

"How? I must kill the people?" said Jack with deep voice.

"Yes, then you will be with the others people" the asari said after touching many guns.

"But I must also kill the Reapers!" said Jack quickly.

"No! You are the Reapers."

Then Jack was the reapers.


http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/629/jackreap.png

[Mirai Gen]

...what in the hell

I mean

This form is confused.

[Osterbaum]

Just go with it.

[krogothwolf]

She thinks, therefor she IS!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

REAPER JACK IS UNACCEPTABLE.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES FOR SOVEREIGN.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1483/1266038371731.jpg

[Geminex]

...

Weh?

Could I get a brain-sucking alien to attach itself to my head? Might make it easier to understand what the pie is going on here. Are you all high? You're all high, aren't you? Yep, you're high.

[Red Fighter 1073]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel!

[Loki, The Fallen]

Hey guys, I looked everywhere but couldn't find the coolest most epic yoda-dog pic from the old thread but oh wai-http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w175/fi12357412312/Gnoll.png

[krogothwolf]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/aeolean/borg.jpg

[Seil]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7269/fruityyodogbumperstx8.jpg

[CABAL49]

IMG

http://tinypic.com/r/z4zn6/6

[Seil]

http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20021101-2.gif

[Bells]

Ok, you know what? You guys need a Proper ship...

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/tech_games/sc/battle_cruiser_operational.jpg

.....what? I couldn't find the proper image for the Starcraft one!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2WYZ0jBjR0&feature=related)

[Osterbaum]

This thread is increasingly starting to represent that thread about bad puns.

[Whomper]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/FFXIsKegan/gutsmans-ASS.gif

Admit it: you just did the short music clip in your head.

[CelesJessa]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4094/linkportrait3bymastafuu.jpg

[batgirl]

I'm doing it right!

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/katamari_dog_costume.jpg

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Well... I suppose you could go on a life changing journey through the cornfield and back with Premonitions, looking at all the sinners that have been banished there until you find the worst of the worst, and then for some odd reason leave the cornfield faster than you entered it and decide to gun for modhood.

1st circle of the cornfield
People with a post-count of 0 are here. Though they never violated the rules they also never posted in the "I accept the rules" thread .

2nd circle of the cornfield
People who post "First" in some thread. The primal urge to let the world know they're the first one to reply to a thread is their sin.

3rd circle of the cornfield
Here reside the spammers. They post a lot, but rarely, if ever, contribute to the topic.

4th circle of the cornfield
People begging for rep and other e-peen enlargements dwell in this foul place

5th circle of the cornfield
This is the circle of the cornfield that harbors trolls. Sometimes manifests itself as an image board.

6th circle of the cornfield
The ones who do not accept that our team of moderators and administrators is supreme justice incarnate go here.

7th circle of the cornfield
This is the place of meanies disturbing the balance of the boards. Those people usually go down after opening an epic thread of their own downfall.

8th circle of the cornfield
All those mother fuckers who dare to set themselves as invisible. They make me sick.

9th circle of the cornfield
Here resides the dark lord himself, the one who gets you banned if you say his name (or an infraction if it looks like you meant to say "5th" instead of... +weep+)

With each of his three mouths he chews on the biggest sinners these forums have ever seen. Eternally. I do not know their names. But I know their screams.

[krogothwolf]

Someone needs to assign bosses to those circles, STAT!

[Green Spanner]

Someone needs to assign bosses to those circles, STAT!

Frogman for 6th!

[Jagos]

Ain't no sunshine where they're gone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo)

What, we need a theme song!

[Loyal]

With each of his three mouths he chews on the biggest sinners these forums have ever seen. Eternally. I do not know their names. But I know their screams.That is disturbingly appropriate.

[Ecks]

1st circle of the cornfield
People with a post-count of 0 are here. Though they never violated the rules they also never posted in the "I accept the rules" thread .

2nd circle of the cornfield
People who post "First" in some thread. The primal urge to let the world know they're the first one to reply to a thread is their sin.

3rd circle of the cornfield
Here reside the spammers. They post a lot, but rarely, if ever, contribute to the topic.

4th circle of the cornfield
People begging for rep and other e-peen enlargements dwell in this foul place

5th circle of the cornfield
This is the circle of the cornfield that harbors trolls. Sometimes manifests itself as an image board.

6th circle of the cornfield
The ones who do not accept that our team of moderators and administrators is supreme justice incarnate go here.

7th circle of the cornfield
This is the place of meanies disturbing the balance of the boards. Those people usually go down after opening an epic thread of their own downfall.

8th circle of the cornfield
All those mother fuckers who dare to set themselves as invisible. They make me sick.

9th circle of the cornfield
Here resides the dark lord himself, the one who gets you banned if you say his name (or an infraction if it looks like you meant to say "5th" instead of... +weep+)

With each of his three mouths he chews on the biggest sinners these forums have ever seen. Eternally. I do not know their names. But I know their screams.

Hmm... y'know, I hadn't imagined Fifth as Lucifer... but I guess it works. Also, Prems is to Fifth what Sauron is to Morgoth. That's right, I said it. A bastard in his own right, but will always pale in comparison to the one before him.

Frogman for 6th!

Nightshine for 7th

Ain't no sunshine where they're gone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo)

What, we need a theme song!

I'll get back to you on that one, can't think of one that's appropriate.

That is disturbingly appropriate.

Holy shit. Did I just successfully pull off a Dante's Inferno reference, and get other people to jump on the bandwagon?

[Amake]

What, we need a theme song! I submit King Nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBbOHohwR8).

[A Zarkin' Frood]

We should assign a theme song to each circle. That way I can try to assign my own songs to all the circles.
Alternatively... they found asylum in a world where the broken dance on shards of glass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWbfgzKtpU)

[Kim]

You cannot resist.

This poster's pain is irrelevant.

Assuming direct control of the post.

...This hurts you.

[Magic_Marker]

MEMES ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS!

[Ecks]

I beg to differ. It's only Mirai Gen and NonCon forcing their Zerg infest-

NOW ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS POSTER.

LIVE FOR THE SWARM.

[Toastburner B]

MEMES ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS!

Now I wouldn't sa

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z318/Bhaunted/prs/protosscollectordog.jpg

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/forum1.jpg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I beg to differ. It's only Mirai Gen and NonCon forcing their Zerg infest-

NOW ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS POSTER.

LIVE FOR THE SWARM.

LONG LIVE THE SWARM.

[Flarecobra]

I think the mods have solid control of this forum.

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/fatwaffles.jpg

[Dracorion]

Hey Mirai, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but 4chan had the best meme thread of all time!

Because, goddamnit Flare I did not need to be reminded of that.

[Premmy]

You jackasses could'nt Assume your way out of a paper bag.

[Ecks]

Now I wouldn't sa

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z318/Bhaunted/prs/protosscollectordog.jpg

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1210584696040.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g[/IMG]"]not necessarily about the pylons, more about the FUCK OFF ALDARIS

[BitVyper]

I am Sinistar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I am InsaneGenius. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

EDIT: Wait, on second thought... -I- am InsaneGenius (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPFNNC828c0)