The Secret Sexy Thread!

[Premmy]

So, inspired by These (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1031826&postcount=9) Posts (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1031857&postcount=36), I present this challenge to you, dear NPFers:

Take an image, and, Using the swap tag, connect an image to it that is somehow related and crazy-stupid-dumb sexy!

[synkr0nized]

Please be sure to follow forum rules with any images you post, in or outside of the swap tags. Not really sure about some of those...

[Meister]

I'm actually pretty sure back when fifth invented this tag we said not to use it for images for ease of recognition. I guess it's more okay in a thread like this where that's the entire premise, but keep it to a minimum (of 0) in other threads.

edit: turns out no one actually ever said anything like that! Sorry everyone, I misremembered things completely.

I'd still ask you to use this sparingly outside of threads like this one where it's the explicit thread gimmick, but it's not a big deal since the blue stripe at the bottom should be enough of a tip-off.

[Premmy]

Ya'll need to Cut the Jibba Jabba and make with the hotness!
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[POS Industries]

So, inspired by These (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1031826&postcount=9) Posts (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1031857&postcount=36)
You were inspired by your own posts?

Jesus fucking Christ...

[Premmy]

I know, I should be ashamed of myself!

[Fifthfiend]

I swear I remember trying to get swap tags to work this way and not succeeding so it's ballin' that they do.

EDIT I'm actually pretty sure back when fifth invented this tag we said not to use it for images for ease of recognition. I guess it's more okay in a thread like this where that's the entire premise, but keep it to a minimum (of 0) in other threads.

I'm pretty sure you said you'd quit modding BUT HEY

[Menarker]

I'm actually pretty sure back when fifth invented this tag we said not to use it for images for ease of recognition. I guess it's more okay in a thread like this where that's the entire premise, but keep it to a minimum (of 0) in other threads.

Don't you mean Maximum of 0?

[Fenris]

Don't you mean Maximum of 0?

Yes, he does.

Oh wait, no I shouldn't, I'm fantastic.
You and I are opreating under vastly different definitions of fantastic.

[Premmy]

You and I are opreating under vastly different definitions of fantastic.

You disliking me has very little to do with anything, Kiddo.

[Fenris]

You disliking me has very little to do with anything, Kiddo.

Whether I liked you or not, it doesn't change the definitions of words.

[Geminex]

fan?tas?tic
adj.
1. Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance.
2.
a. Unrestrainedly fanciful; extravagant: fantastic hopes.
b. Bizarre, as in form or appearance; strange: fantastic attire; fantastic behavior.
c. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal: fantastic ideas about her own superiority.
3. Wonderful or superb; remarkable: a fantastic trip to Europe.
n.
An eccentric person.

Well, that seems perfectly accurate. Except for 3, but you can't have everything.

[Fenris]

Well, that seems perfectly accurate. Except for 3, but you can't have everything.

Fair enough. 2c is pretty much spot on, especially in regards to possession of 3.

e:

I'm pretty sure you said you'd quit modding BUT HEY

He did, and then he came back when we were like, "Yo, keep modding."

Then someone said "Forealz."

Then he was like, "Word."

[Premmy]

Fair enough. 2c is pretty much spot on, especially in regards to possession of 3.

And this all brings us back to you bein' a Jerk-Face.

[phil_]

I'm unhappy with this back-and-forth. Can't we all remember "Everybody love everybody?"

[Premmy]

I'm unhappy with this back-and-forth. Can't we all remember "Everybody love everybody?"
Remember me? Trying to get people to post all kinda sexy pictures with interesting twists on them? That was me doing that, then all the drama came in, so there ya go.

[DFM]

He did, and then he came back when we were like, "Yo, keep modding."

Then someone said "Forealz."

Then he was like, "Word."


I don't even remember him quitting in the first place when was all this.

[Geminex]

The aftermath of Fifth's demotion. The discussion went back and forth, somewhere in there, Meister promised that he'd stop admining as well. I'm not sure what the exact context was, but it made sense at the time.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

[Meister]

Man the lack of Secret Sexy in this thread makes me and the Baby Jesus really unhappy.

[synkr0nized]

To be fair, it's not like the thread would have been much better with it.

[Geminex]

Man the lack of Secret Sexy in this thread makes me and the Baby Jesus really unhappy.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w3/jajohnson8/03MaryJosephbabyJesus.jpg[/IMG]"]Yeah, not going there. :)

[DFM]

I've never been so disappointed by a picture of Jesus.

[Odjn]

The aftermath of Fifth's demotion. The discussion went back and forth, somewhere in there, Meister promised that he'd stop admining as well. I'm not sure what the exact context was, but it made sense at the time.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

Well have they ever went WHOOPS we were dumbshits about Nightshine? 'Cause I recall him being a dumb indie teenager and getting unbanned for an inexplicable reason and then getting banned by Tahr for the exact behavior he did originally?

[Meister]

Remember how Fifth would often say "take it to Forum related stuff or PMs" when a thread got derailed by MOD DRAMA? That was a good approach. Take it to Forum related stuff or PMs.

[Fenris]

And this all brings us back to you bein' a Jerk-Face.

Yeah, this is pretty much spot-on.

[Fifthfiend]

He did, and then he came back when we were like, "Yo, keep modding."

Then someone said "Forealz."

Then he was like, "Word."

Literally lolling at everything about this post, it's like a wonderful kaleidoscope of words.

Remember how Fifth would often say "take it to Forum related stuff or PMs" when a thread got derailed by MOD DRAMA? That was a good approach. Take it to Forum related stuff or PMs.

Kay!!

[Ecks]

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Oh yeah, I'm going there.

[Premmy]

I'm just gonna assume the Non-secret image was, like, a Jedi, or maybe something lame like Samus in her power armor.
Anyway, after Much searching, I found this
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Man the lack of Secret Sexy in this thread makes me and the Baby Jesus really unhappy.
I Knoowwwwww, right?

[Fifthfiend]

What makes the Baby Jesus extra unhappy is the amount of people hotlinking from websites blocked by Sonicwall webfiltering

[Ecks]

I'm just gonna assume the Non-secret image was, like, a Jedi, or maybe something lame like Samus in her power armor.

To be fair, fifthlite I mean Prems, I'm just testing the waters here. I totally could've done something much more awesome.

So, to wit:
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[Tev]

I think you do!

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[Fifthfiend]

Tev?

HEY-OOOOOOO

[Tev]

I deserved that.

[Fifthfiend]

You deserved worse.

[Tev]

You deserved worse.
And even behind your big shades you weren't dinosaur enough to deliver!

[Fifthfiend]

even behind your big shades

Envypostin'

[Wigmund]

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http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/167/167178-moe_104345_genderswap_kamina_naked_photoshop_tenge n_toppa_gurren_lagann_super.jpg

[Premmy]

Envypostin'

If you say so!

SPOILERS!







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[Ecks]

Just to make sure everyone's on the same page, Envy is a dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that, fifthlite I mean Prems.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
http://api.ning.com/files/BGqj3Yl75AiQrDkllntr2b77ZWDx6eTE9xE9kJvGGFs_/Rosalina__watcher_of_the_stars_by_SigurdHosenfeld1 .jpg[/img]"]http://animenexus.org/_exhibitions/347_Rosalina_Nude.png

[Premmy]

Just to make sure everyone's on the same page, Envy is a dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that, fifthlite I mean Prems.

That's kinda the point,That's a Sexy-ass man-woman right there.

[Geminex]

That's kinda the point,That's a Sexy-ass man-woman right there.
Man-woman, yes. Sexy-ass?
Dude, raise your man-woman standards. It's like you're so desperate for some man-woman ass that you don't even care what they look like. He. She. It. They aren't good enough for you.

[Ecks]

Dude, if you want man-woman, you gotta go for Bridget.

Edit: Or is that woman-man?