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Fifthfiend
04-27-2010, 03:22 PM
Like it says in the title! Post in this thread and I will personally myself draw you your very own avatar special from me to you!!

Mr.Bookworm
04-27-2010, 03:23 PM
GET ME IN ON THIS FUCKING SHIT

Premmy
04-27-2010, 03:32 PM
Meh, Why not.

Revolving Ocelot
04-27-2010, 03:34 PM
Another of these threads? Perfect for a quasi-semi-pseudo-partial lurker like me.

Viridis
04-27-2010, 03:39 PM
YES.

Kerensky287
04-27-2010, 03:40 PM
I'd appreciate one, as long as it's as unrelated to genitalia as possible.

Eltargrim
04-27-2010, 03:45 PM
Do iiiiiittttt

DFM
04-27-2010, 03:45 PM
I'm going to be preeminently disappointed with my Fifth drawn avatar now.

Seil
04-27-2010, 03:47 PM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/04/23-End/Mpiece.alistair.jpg

...Oh, Masterpiece Theater! I get it now.

Julford Hajime
04-27-2010, 03:56 PM
I believe my old avatar is quite old. This shall be remedied by the Fifth one himself.

Premmy
04-27-2010, 04:03 PM
I'm going to be preeminently disappointed with my Fifth drawn avatar now.

Man, You've been getting disappointed a LOT lately.

A Zarkin' Frood
04-27-2010, 04:05 PM
If you're making one for me, can you make it so it fits with the half of the cookie (which I also got from you).
Otherwise I'll just paste the cookie over it.

Because I don't want to get rid of it just yet.

katiuska
04-27-2010, 04:07 PM
I'm frightened but intrigued.

Hawk
04-27-2010, 04:15 PM
Oh I have to see how this shit goes down...

Overcast
04-27-2010, 05:42 PM
I'm willing to bite onto this thing.

krogothwolf
04-27-2010, 05:51 PM
DRAW ME AN AVATAR!!!!

DFM
04-27-2010, 06:00 PM
Man, You've been getting disappointed a LOT lately.

When Jesus lets you down there's nowhere much to go from there.

krogothwolf
04-27-2010, 06:02 PM
When Jesus lets you down there's nowhere much to go from there.

Man, Jesus don't let people down, he raises em from the dead to join his Zombie army!

Archbio
04-27-2010, 06:05 PM
Thomas Riker will fight the replacement of human avatars by fifthdrawn avatars to his last photon torpedo!

But we all know how that ends.

Grimpond
04-27-2010, 07:05 PM
Yeeeeeah

TopHatAssassin
04-27-2010, 07:58 PM
You owe me an avatar, Fifth. All those false promises before, you tease.

I will not be denied again.

The Sevenshot Kid
04-27-2010, 08:03 PM
Could you make one for me?

Token
04-27-2010, 08:08 PM
It would be fantastic if I could get one. :D

Ecks
04-27-2010, 08:10 PM
DRAW FUCKING IRON MAN. Thrill me, I don't care if it takes over 9000 hours with MS Paint IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS. Do it.

Wigmund
04-27-2010, 08:40 PM
I'm eager to see how Fifth will please all of us.

And I wonder how many will be variations of the theme "Cock".

BattyAsHell
04-27-2010, 09:16 PM
Thomas Riker will fight the replacement of human avatars by fifthdrawn avatars to his last photon torpedo!

But we all know how that ends.

I don't. How did it end last time? :D

Nothing involving furries....? :o

Donomni
04-27-2010, 09:23 PM
Will I finally change the general theme of my avatar? Maaaaaaybe.

I await a proper submission.

Red King
04-28-2010, 02:23 AM
Oh my, what's going on in here?

Geminex
04-28-2010, 02:29 AM
DISAPPOINT ME. DO YOUR WORST.

Fifthfiend
04-28-2010, 03:11 AM
I'm going to be preeminently disappointed with my Fifth drawn avatar now.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/trex.jpg

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/trex-1.jpg

DISAPPOINT ME. DO YOUR WORST.

Okay!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/snoop.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/snoop-1.png

You owe me an avatar, Fifth. All those false promises before, you tease.

Making up for all your crushed hopes and shattered dreams - your very own TopHat Assassinvatar!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/hatsassin.jpg

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/hatsassin-av.jpg

EDIT: Alt version!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/hatsassin-1.jpg

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/hatsassin-av-1.jpg

Osterbaum
04-28-2010, 03:14 AM
Make me one. Or two.

DFM
04-28-2010, 03:17 AM
He did mine fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiirst.

AND IT'S A FUCKING T-REX

Geminex
04-28-2010, 04:58 AM
Ha. I was totally expecting a dick.

TopHatAssassin
04-28-2010, 11:02 AM
An avatar from Fifth! Now I can die a happy man.

Many thanks old boy, it's not at all what I expected and not at all disappointing.

Mr.Bookworm
04-28-2010, 11:45 AM
I am saddened by the lack of FUCKING SHIT I have been recieving. Please get on that.

Shyria Dracnoir
04-28-2010, 02:59 PM
I'm game. Let's see what you can come up with for me, and if it can beat the awesome that is the s'more cookie army!

krogothwolf
04-28-2010, 03:47 PM
I'm game. Let's see what you can come up with for me, and if it can beat the awesome that is the s'more cookie army!

Didn't he give you the s'more cookie army? So wouldn't be easy for him to beat his own awesome creation with a new awesome creation?

Fifthfiend
04-28-2010, 03:52 PM
I thought Krylo had posted in this thread, but I guess not?

Whatever, have a skull!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/skull.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/skull-1.png

Oh I have to see how this shit goes down...

Have a picture of an anthropomorphic bird wearing a hat, doing that leaning-over thing from that Michael Jackson video!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/birdhat.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/birdhat-1.png

Krylo
04-28-2010, 05:06 PM
I thought Krylo had posted in this thread, but I guess not?


Yeah, I don't post in these 'cause, well, I don't change my avatar and would hate to make you go through the effort and never use it.

This, however? This is good enough to elicit a change.

For awhile at least.

Osterbaum
04-28-2010, 06:33 PM
Good, 'cause I'm friggin tired of your old avatar.

Hawk
04-28-2010, 06:59 PM
I am dissapointed by the lack of awesome in my Fifth drawn avatar. You've let me down here man.:(

Fifthfiend
04-28-2010, 07:03 PM
I don't think you're looking hard enough

EDIT: What if -

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/birdhatBLACK.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/birdhatBLACK-1.png

?!

Revolving Ocelot
04-28-2010, 07:35 PM
I preferred Krylo's avatar where the skull interchanged for NOT A PROBLEM PRINCESS Link.

Fifthfiend
04-28-2010, 07:39 PM
Anyway moving on - Bookworm! Have this drawing of a pirate riding a motorcycle while brandishing his sword and drinking a beer.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/piratebike.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/piratebike-1.png

Krylo
04-28-2010, 07:40 PM
I preferred Krylo's avatar where the skull interchanged for NOT A PROBLEM PRINCESS Link.

I'll bring that one back when I'm done with this one, just for you.

Seil
04-28-2010, 09:21 PM
I'll bring that one back when I'm done with this one, just for you.

You could always have it interchange to Freddy.

Bard The 5th LW
04-28-2010, 10:18 PM
I have been overtaken by a morbid curiosity.

It is with tenaciousness I say: DO ME!



.....................


......................

draw me an avatar that is

Shyria Dracnoir
04-28-2010, 10:32 PM
You could always have it interchange to Freddy.

Naw man, you gotta get some Captain Howdy up in that shit

Mr.Bookworm
04-28-2010, 11:24 PM
Anyway moving on - Bookworm! Have this drawing of a pirate riding a motorcycle while brandishing his sword and drinking a beer.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/piratebike.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/piratebike-1.png

I'll have to try this in real life sometime.

Will a homeless person be an acceptable substitute for a pirate, or do I need to travel to Somalia?

BitVyper
04-29-2010, 02:08 AM
You have one chance. Use it wisely.

Ecks
04-30-2010, 07:17 PM
Okay screw the Iron Man thing, just PRETTY PLEASE draw me an avatar? Or am I not popular enough to get an avatar from Fifthgod?

Premmy
04-30-2010, 10:06 PM
Or am I not popular enough to get an avatar from Fifthgod?

How can you talk with your mouth so full of Fifth-Dick?

Overcast
04-30-2010, 10:11 PM
Really I wouldn't say full. It is big enough to multitask with.

Token
05-01-2010, 12:38 AM
Okay screw the Iron Man thing, just PRETTY PLEASE draw me an avatar? Or am I not popular enough to get an avatar from Fifthgod?

This is Masterpiece Theater. No one can just churn out masterpiece after masterpiece. Fifth will make you an avatar when he makes you an avatar. Or he'll forget. That's equally likely.

A Zarkin' Frood
05-02-2010, 03:46 PM
I don't need a masterpiece anymore. I've masterpieced my own shit. This should give you time to concentrate on other people's masterpieces. Y'know, just in case mine was too complicated and consumed all of your time. Because, fuck, taking a cookie into account ain't easy.
I know you totally spent all your time on that, but you're free now.

Fifthfiend
05-02-2010, 05:37 PM
Fuck ya'll, I am an artist.

Nique
05-02-2010, 05:42 PM
Draw me a dinosaur eating a duck - with a monocle

Fifthfiend
05-02-2010, 06:49 PM
Draw me a dinosaur eating a duck - with a monocle

Fuck ya'll, I am an artist.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/duckrex.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/duckrex-1.png

Bard The 5th LW
05-02-2010, 07:49 PM
Draw me anything. I won't be picky.

The Sevenshot Kid
05-02-2010, 07:52 PM
Can you draw me a werewolf with flees?

Fifthfiend
05-02-2010, 08:10 PM
Okay screw the Iron Man thing, just PRETTY PLEASE draw me an avatar? Or am I not popular enough to get an avatar from Fifthgod?

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/ironbong.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/ironbong-1.png

REMEMBER KIDS

WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=908628&postcount=14)

Fifthfiend
05-02-2010, 08:32 PM
Alt version!:

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/ironman.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/ironman-1.png

Nique
05-02-2010, 10:15 PM
Perfect fit!

Mondt
05-02-2010, 11:49 PM
My username has no affiliation with pre-existing entities!

Do your worst!

Ecks
05-03-2010, 06:20 PM
I retract my previous statement, and will now duck out of this thread.

G'day!

Fifthfiend
05-03-2010, 06:22 PM
This is the stupidest fucking thing, Jesus Christ.

Fifthfiend
05-04-2010, 02:53 AM
So Eltargrim, here's a Goomba with a gun, firing bullet bills.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/goomboom.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/goomboom-1.png

I dunno?!

Magus
05-04-2010, 05:57 PM
It's awesome but I don't know about the angle.

Man I'll request one of these now, these are great.

Something at least vaguely related to wizardry would probably be all right.

A Zarkin' Frood
05-04-2010, 06:03 PM
So Eltargrim, here's a Goomba with a gun, firing bullet bills.

[AWESOME BE HERE]

I dunno?!

Best Masterpiece yet. You'll never do anything better than that.

Nique
05-04-2010, 06:08 PM
Best Masterpiece yet. You'll never do anything better than that.

In any aspect of your life. Ever.

Ecks
05-04-2010, 06:40 PM
What about that one job thing he's doing? That magical fairy deal. He won't excel in that?

Poor Fifth.

Fifthfiend
05-04-2010, 06:46 PM
That's Mesden's gig, not mine.

(Best Masterpiece yet. You'll never do anything better than that.

It may be a teaser for... something.

Maybe.)

Rejected Again
05-04-2010, 11:46 PM
Fifth, get on it.

tacticslion
05-05-2010, 07:47 AM
With no small amount of fear and trepidation - and without promising to use it - I hereby request (when viable) that Fifth draw me a potential avatar. Feel free to say "no" if you're overwhelmed. If, on the other hand, I do accept your avatar drawn for me, that's a pretty big deal, as I've never used another avatar, ever, to my knowledge, and I'm not entirely certain I have access to this one again. So... yeah. But I'm fascinated by this.

Big Zam
05-05-2010, 04:56 PM
It is time.

Ryanderman
05-05-2010, 05:09 PM
I'm reluctant to part from Riker's beard, but I'm curious to see what can be created for me. Perhaps it will tempt me away from Riker.

Fifthfiend
05-05-2010, 07:13 PM
I'm reluctant to part from Riker's beard

Yeah I mean no there's really nothing that can top bearded Ryker

EXCEPT



http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/beardimusfree.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/beardimusfree-1-1.jpg

Odjn
05-05-2010, 07:26 PM
I want an awesome avatar.

Ryanderman
05-05-2010, 08:10 PM
... I can die happy.

BitVyper
05-05-2010, 08:12 PM
You have one chance. Use it wisely.

*insert graphic of Sonic tapping his foot here*

Fifthfiend
05-05-2010, 08:15 PM
*insert graphic of Sonic tapping his foot here*

Fuck ya'll, I am an artist.

.

BitVyper
05-05-2010, 08:25 PM
Fine! I don't need you anyway! I'll draw my own avatar and it'll be about how Fifthfiend is dumb.

Azisien
05-05-2010, 08:41 PM
It WOULD put an end to the incessant Mass Effect quotes...

BitVyper
05-05-2010, 08:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/Fifthvatar.jpg

It's a paintbrush!

Shut up!

Bard The 5th LW
05-05-2010, 08:49 PM
You still ignore my request. Fine, I'll be less vague. How about Andrew Jackson doing battle with a werewolf with only his bare hands. And winning mind you.

Fifthfiend
05-05-2010, 10:49 PM
Oh yeah no Vyp that's totally as cool as the magnificent, bearded visage of Optimus Prime shaded by the wing of the Freedom Eagle itself, lookin' good there buddy

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/ermm.png

Kyanbu The Legend
05-05-2010, 11:33 PM
Meh why not. I'll bite.

I love my current avvy of Sarina Phantom, but I willing to see what avvy you draw me.

Osterbaum
05-06-2010, 03:19 AM
Fine! I don't need you anyway! I'll draw my own avatar and it'll be about how Fifthfiend is dumb.
I think Fifth is the one who is supposed to use that avatar you made, not yourself.

BitVyper
05-06-2010, 08:55 AM
I think Fifth is the one who is supposed to use that avatar you made, not yourself.

I think you're supposed to shut up.

Fifthfiend
05-06-2010, 03:31 PM
It is time.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/fen.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/fen-1.png

Big Zam
05-06-2010, 03:59 PM
Good.

A Zarkin' Frood
05-06-2010, 04:05 PM
It WOULD put an end to the incessant Mass Effect quotes...

Fifth, please do his next!

Osterbaum
05-06-2010, 04:25 PM
I think you're supposed to shut up.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to suck my dick.

Big Zam
05-06-2010, 04:28 PM
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to suck my dick.

Sexual propositions go in PMs.

To me.

Fifthfiend
05-06-2010, 04:34 PM
Include pics.

Dick pics.

Julford Hajime
05-06-2010, 05:04 PM
HEY FIFTH SINCE YOU SUCK AT MAKING ME AVATARS I FOUND ONE MYSELF.

Osterbaum
05-06-2010, 05:26 PM
Dick pics.
Pick your own dick pic.

BitVyper
05-06-2010, 06:12 PM
Include pics.

Dick pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/Dick_Tracy_Crying.jpg

Ecks
05-06-2010, 06:39 PM
I see what you did there...

Magus
05-06-2010, 06:49 PM
Why is Dick Tracy crying in that pic?

You have to wait for Fifth's creative juices to get flowing, the man isn't a machine.

Which is what I would say about Fifth if he wasn't taking hella long to make me an avatar at least loosely related to wizardry or magic.

Fifthfiend
05-06-2010, 06:59 PM
If I ever doubt the value of these threads it's the demands of people who haven't gotten anything that keep me going.

Shyria Dracnoir
05-06-2010, 07:03 PM
I'm alternatively thrilled and terrified at the thought of what Fifth might draw for me if I start bitching (especially since as an artist I should know how iffy the creative process is)...

Ah, fuck it. Fifth if you don't get your rear in gear I'm calling someone to break your kneecaps or something.

Grimpond
05-06-2010, 07:08 PM
If I ever doubt the value of these threads it's the demands of people who haven't gotten anything that keep me going.

yeah, well...

well...

Fuck you too!

Osterbaum
05-06-2010, 07:08 PM
Duuudes, don't like pressure Fifth with this. He's an artist, man.

Fifthfiend
05-06-2010, 07:12 PM
I gotta go get some inspiration, maaaaaaaaaan.

*smokes WEED*

Osterbaum
05-06-2010, 07:16 PM
Go to Amsterdam, maaan. That's were I found my muse.

Overcast
05-06-2010, 07:22 PM
You kidding I never complain. I just wait. And wait. And wait...

I'm waiting for you Fifth, just you.

Marc v4.0
05-06-2010, 09:14 PM
Sure, why not. Lets have a go at this thing then.

Rejected Again
05-06-2010, 11:46 PM
If I ever doubt the value of these threads it's the demands of people who haven't gotten anything that keep me going.

Fifth never gives me an avatar.
http://totcycle.com/storage/crying-indian.jpg

phil_
05-07-2010, 12:08 AM
Fifth never gives me an avatar.One could say that you're...

rejected again.

yeeaaahhh.jpg

Rejected Again
05-07-2010, 12:09 AM
One could say that you're...

rejected again.

yeah.jpg

Even the Image rejects me :(

Wigmund
05-07-2010, 12:10 AM
I challenge Fifth to top my current avatar.

Premmy
05-07-2010, 02:32 AM
Fifth FIIIIFTH

Make my avatar involve the Devil in some way.

Mondt
05-07-2010, 08:12 AM
Include pics.

Dick pics.You sure you wanna relive that?

:3:

Odjn
05-07-2010, 08:13 AM
You sure you wanna relive that?

:3:

You do!

Rejected Again
05-07-2010, 12:30 PM
You sure you wanna relive that?

:3:

WHO DOESN'T? What I mean is...Errr.. Oh wait, I wasn't around for that.

ANYWAY, so Fifth reminds me of Di Vinci. Never finishing half of his works. Its true.

Amake
05-07-2010, 12:45 PM
Filled with the false courage of massive amounts of Pepsi, I can say what I've been thinking since this thread began:

Why aren't you using the spiffy cock through the heart avatar I drew for you, man?

You're going to have to make a damn good avatar for me if you want me to use it. And it better not be that .gif of a guy running into a wall and doing a faceplant on the floor again. I love you Fifth but there are times when I think you look down on me.

Something involving the concept of meaningfulness would be cool.

Fifthfiend
05-07-2010, 12:58 PM
I totally forgot about cockheart. Now I gotta figure out which random hard drive I had it saved to.

Fifthfiend
05-07-2010, 05:34 PM
loosely related to wizardry or magic.

So here's Harry Potter lighting a fart!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/potter.png

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/someavvies/potter-1.png

It was going to be Dumbledore but I didn't think I could do that justice.

A Zarkin' Frood
05-07-2010, 05:51 PM
Okay, I changed my opinion. Give me your worst. Or best. I'd personally prefer the latter but I know you're an artist and all. Don't bother with the cookie, it will make it's return in due time. And do take your time. This is not reverse psychology. Or is it? You decide.

Protip: I'm the most creative when I'm trying to fall asleep but can't because. Well, fuck, I can't!
Most of the time I HAVE to get some sleep but sometimes I can go wild with whatever idea I just had.
Then again, every time I do something creative the results suck. I'm an abstract artist after all. I can't make nice things.

krogothwolf
05-07-2010, 06:31 PM
I totally forgot about cockheart. Now I gotta figure out which random hard drive I had it saved to.

That avatar was awesome! you should have saved it on every hard drive!

Fifthfiend
05-07-2010, 06:43 PM
It was going to be Dumbledore

In case anyone was wondering did I mean just a drawing of Dumbledore, or a drawing of Dumbledore lighting his farts with magic, it is emphatically the latter.

TopHatAssassin
05-07-2010, 08:32 PM
You'd have to have a mushroom cloud comin' off that or something, what with Dumbledore being so powerful and all. Not some wimpy little fireball.

Token
05-07-2010, 09:21 PM
If I ever doubt the value of these threads it's the demands of people who haven't gotten anything that keep me going.

So. Fifthsy. Where the cockfuck is my shit? :)

Kyanbu The Legend
05-07-2010, 09:42 PM
So. Fifthsy. Where the cockfuck is my shit? :)

Master Fifth will get to you when he gets to you.

Be patient young user.

Eltargrim
05-08-2010, 01:00 AM
I approve of the awesomeness contained in my avatar.

A Zarkin' Frood
05-08-2010, 06:24 PM
Protip: I'm the most creative when I'm trying to fall asleep but can't because. Well, fuck, I can't!
Most of the time I HAVE to get some sleep but sometimes I can go wild with whatever idea I just had.

I just remembered: Sleep deprivation also helps.

Fifthfiend
05-08-2010, 09:17 PM
Where do you think every other one of these I've posted has come from?

Fifthfiend
05-08-2010, 09:18 PM
Where do you think every other one of these I've posted everything I've ever posed on this forum has come from?

.

Loyal
05-08-2010, 09:51 PM
I figured it was a coping mechanism for your raging misanthropy.

Grimpond
05-08-2010, 10:50 PM
I always assumed it was his only means of coping with his raging homoerotic mancrush on us.

Token
05-08-2010, 11:04 PM
I thought he used the sex to cope with that. It's what he told me anyway...

Wigmund
05-08-2010, 11:12 PM
He just told you that so you'd have pity sex with him.

Token
05-08-2010, 11:15 PM
Goddammit Fifth. :'(

Kyanbu The Legend
05-09-2010, 12:01 AM
Where do you think every other one of these I've posted has come from?

I figured it was all just done out of sere boredom.

Goddammit Fifth. :'(
At least your not a virgin anymore. That's... kind of a plus... you know I don't really know where I'm going with this so I'll just leave it at that. /jk