Snacks

[Nique]

Cheetos, man. I can not stop eating these damn things.

What snack wrapper do you wake up in a pile of every morning like a strung-out addict whose life is spiraling out of control?

[phil_]

Beer doesn't count as a snack, does it? 'Cause I've been waking up to a floor full of PBR cans for a while.

[Fifthfiend]

This is now a thread about Phil's alcohol problem.

[phil_]

No it's not shut up.

[Krylo]

Phil, this is an intervention.

We all love you, Phil... we... we just wish you'd come back to us. Put down the PBR.

Put down the PBR and come home.

[Kim]

This is now a thread about Phil's alcohol problem.

Phil, I made an avatar, just for you.

http://i41.tinypic.com/29vi5p0.png

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Chips Ahoy soft cookies. Hell cookies in general along with milk, chocolate milk, Cookies and cream milk, and... milk. But no low fat milk. It looks like watered milk which looks nasty.

And Phil, we believe in you! We know that you can kick the stuff if tried!

[Seil]

Phil, we're doing this because we care about you. We're going to get you some help - an A.A meeting is going on at the local church, we want you to go with us.

On a lighter note - lighter meaning not being soaked in booze... Oh who am I kidding, I've just polished of a bottle of Wisers:

Pepperoni sticks are awesome and a half.

[POS Industries]

The Simple Joys of Life: Listening to the night manager of the nearby UDF go on a tyrade about how my $5 box of Lucky Charms was the result of hyperinflation caused by our kleptocratic single-party sham government when in reality it's because I had a craving for Lucky Charms at 1:30 in the morning and had to buy it from a gas station in the middle of fucking nowhere.

A convenience charge, if you will.

[Julford Hajime]

Glazed Honey Buns. (http://www.mninter.net/~tudorvii/images/IcedHoneyBun.jpg) They're about as unsafe to Google search as you'd expect, so I linked to a picture for the uninitiated.

Also, Phil? Don't worry man, I got your back. After this boring lovefest we'll head out to the bar and get so wasted you'll forget this ever happened.

[synkr0nized]

Just so we're clear, this intervention for phil_ is because he's drinking Pabst, right?

[Seil]

Nah, Blue Ribbon is okay. We're just tryin' to stop him afore he caves and starts living in an alley drinkin' moonshine.

[phil_]

PBR is amazing because you never know what you're getting. Also, this wouldn't be an intervention if I weren't drinking Pabst because otherwise I couldn't afford enough to warrant one.

Edit: Been there, Seil. Damn, all these typos make posting so slow.

[Seil]

I know what you mean. Drunk posting makes typos.

Also, try out some Canadian liquddsfniowefiowe. (http://www.whiskeywise.com/Wisers-Whiskey.html)

Adsfnklewnfklnskgopjhvkjopvcjbtdopjyom;ldfgjoreg3.

[Fifthfiend]

Just so we're clear, this intervention for phil_ is because he's drinking Pabst, right?

If he started buying whatever good beer costs now he probably couldn't afford to actually drink himself to death so sure.

EDIT

which is to say,

PBR is amazing because you never know what you're getting. Also, this wouldn't be an intervention if I weren't drinking Pabst because otherwise I couldn't afford enough to warrant one.

that post

[Amake]

I knew a guy who worked at the local big dairy plant, lifting dozens of metric tons of cheese every day. He told me they scrape the residue buildup of a hard day's cheese from the floor, which at a guess is 10% cheese, 40% wax and 50% dirt from peoples' feet, and make cheetos from it.

Which didn't stop any of us from eating them of course.

I don't obsess over any snacks myself but at the moment I'm covered in wrappers from tiny gummi hamburgers. I have hamburgers in my pockets you know. The brand on the burgers says "i-HOT" and then in smaller letters "Intergoods - House Of Taste".

[Lyaer]

All my interesting snack stories end in me forgetting that I have snack foods around and rediscovering them years later.

Like. My cousin was having a birthday, right. When he was what. Four? Give or take. He's nineteen now. Anyway there were party favors, and I got this fruit-by-the-foot style roll of grape bubblegum. Of course I tried to chew all of it immediately because I was seven. Stuff wears out a dude's jaw muscles pretty quick, so I put it back in its container for later.

So recently I find this little purple. vaguely pill shaped container in my dresser drawer, and inside is an enormous wad of prechewed purple bubble reeking positively reeking of synthetic grape flavoring. I can't even toss it now because it has like...sentimental value.

[Viridis]

Way too many snacks in my life, primarily of the Little Debbie brands. Also, tons of salty snacks (chips/pretzels). I need to get a fridge here at college so I can have a wider variety of food.

Does anyone have a link to that old topic about how to eat well cheaply?

[Nique]

PBR is amazing because you never know what you're getting.

lolwhut?

I knew a guy who worked at the local big dairy plant, lifting dozens of metric tons of cheese every day. He told me they scrape the residue buildup of a hard day's cheese from the floor, which at a guess is 10% cheese, 40% wax and 50% dirt from peoples' feet, and make cheetos from it

I am already not eating any meat what are you trying to do to me?

So recently I find this little purple. vaguely pill shaped container in my dresser drawer, and inside is an enormous wad of prechewed purple bubble reeking positively reeking of synthetic grape flavoring. I can't even toss it now because it has like...sentimental value.

I saved a single grape for like, 7 years.

[Krylo]

I am already not eating any meat what are you trying to do to me?Why would you eat cheetos in the first place?

They don't even taste like cheese.

There are far better cheese puffs on the market.



I saved a single grape for like, 7 years.Are you sure you weren't saving a raisin?

[Amake]

I am already not eating any meat what are you trying to do to me? You should have said that before, then I could have been all "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

And no, they don't taste like cheese. It's been remarked on many occasions they taste a lot like. . .wait for it. . .feet. :x

[Odjn]

Phil, this is an intervention.

We all love you, Phil... we... we just wish you'd come back to us. Put down the PBR.

Put down the PBR and come home.

I will ship you some Brooklyn Brewery taste sensations, for realz. Stop drinking PBR.

[Seil]

So recently I find this little purple. vaguely pill shaped container in my dresser drawer, and inside is an enormous wad of prechewed purple bubble reeking positively reeking of synthetic grape flavoring. I can't even toss it now because it has like...sentimental value.

Dude, if you can't throw away a wad of chewed bubblegum a decade and a half old, you're... I... just throw it out! The garbage is right there!

Why would you eat cheetos in the first place?

They don't even taste like cheese.

There are far better cheese puffs on the market.

There are far better puffs out there - like Canadian Cheezies. (http://www.cheezies.com/index3.htm)

Also, why hasn't Mike posted in here yet? (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=29709\)

[Donomni]

Taco-flavored Pringles.

Yes, they do exist.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Funions. Can't go wrong with them. Although I have had few opportunities to stock-pile them, unfortunately.

[Lyaer]

Dude, if you can't throw away a wad of chewed bubblegum a decade and a half old, you're... I... just throw it out! The garbage is right there!


...Yeah in retrospect that is probably a good idea.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Booze.
+
Pringles.
+
Hobnobs.
=
My life.

[rawredy]

Taco-flavored Pringles.

Yes, they do exist.

Which reminds me of the pizza-flavored Pringles.
Which in turn reminds me of the time I was spending a few nights with some old friend's of mine out in... well, I don't know where, it was out in the country somewhere.
They have a convenience store down there that sells ketchup flavored chips, and I ate those the entire weekend. It was a love-hate relationship with those chips. They were good, and yet they weren't.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Regular (or Multigrain) nacho's with Salsa!

[bluestarultor]

Chips and my own onion dip. Easiest thing ever, but incredibly good. Get one medium tub of sour cream, one packet of McCormick brown gravy mix, and a palmful of minced onion. That probably translates to a tablespoon or something. I dunno, just cup your palm and shake in enough to make a rough ball as it piles. You should be fine. Just mix the gravy mix and onions right into the sour cream and start dipping.

[Yrcrazypa]

Cheddar Cheese Pringles. I love those things.

[Doc ock rokc]

Chips and Hot salsa.

Cheese and Crackers.

bread. Not toast not a sandwich just bread.

[Hanuman]

These are the most god damn fucking delicious things ever, PERIOD.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2005/1808443329_292742e7ee.jpg

http://www.indianfoodforever.com/desserts/gulab-jamun.html