Dirty Banner Ads! Again!

[Julford Hajime]

Because we haven't had one of these in a while, and I came across two on the same page that made me go "The hell?"

I'm putting them in swap tags because, while not as bad as say, fat guy with hand lotion saying "Come Play, My Lord", it's still pretty shameless.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6257/81234580.png

This one doesn't seem terrible until you make the connection that "Big-breasted woman" and "I CAME" are right next to each other.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9844/33733175.jpg

I don't think I need words for this one. They're just outright fucking (Okay fine she's too high up for that but C'MON YOU KNOW THEY WERE GOING FOR THAT IDEA.)

So c'mon, you guys! I know there has to have been worse ones floating around there recently that I haven't found.

[BitVyper]

The IMVU one is fine because it's truthful advertising. That is pretty much what IMVU is. That specific animation probably exists.

[tacticslion]

Whelp, I don't know how to get the pictures, but when I was curious what you meant - and was surprised to find you actually did mean sexual innuendo - I happened to notice that the top of the screen had an IMVU banner add with a sultry-looking female, claiming to be "Dress Up... for GROWN UPS" and thought, "well that's entirely appropriate". So I'm mentioning it here, now. Still don't know how to picture capture, though, as I just got a list of options that weren't "save image as" when I tried.

[Julford Hajime]

Whelp, I don't know how to get the pictures, but when I was curious what you meant - and was surprised to find you actually did mean sexual innuendo - I happened to notice that the top of the screen had an IMVU banner add with a sultry-looking female, claiming to be "Dress Up... for GROWN UPS" and thought, "well that's entirely appropriate". So I'm mentioning it here, now. Still don't know how to picture capture, though, as I just got a list of options that weren't "save image as" when I tried.

Yeah, I just did the whole "Print Screen and crop out the rest in Paint" thing because IMVU seems to be a crafty bunch.

The IMVU one is fine because it's truthful advertising. That is pretty much what IMVU is. That specific animation probably exists.
I did not know this before. I have learned of things in this thread that, while I was certain DID exist somewhere, I did not think I'd ever hear about them. Now I know never to enter that hellhole.

[Seil]

The entire internet will devolve into sex ads in the end anyway. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/20/)

[bluestarultor]

IMVU is less crafty and more just using Flash like everyone else. That's what banner ads generally are, if there are any exceptions left. They're incredibly easy to make. All it takes is a single semester in an entry-level class and you're set.

[BitVyper]

Now I know never to enter that hellhole.

There's even a few light fetish animations, if I recall correctly.