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POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:15 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GATDANGED GETH AVATARS AND THAT SHIT NEEDS TO STOP ALREADY I MEAN JESUS CHRIST I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BLAGGARDS I'M READING HALF THE TIME AND WHERE'S THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS KEYBOARD GODDAMN

Seil
05-10-2010, 10:16 PM
Already? I thought you were supposed to wait three days so it doesn't seem that you're desperate.

shiney
05-10-2010, 10:17 PM
POS. POS.

I wanted it to happen and then it did.

Kim
05-10-2010, 10:19 PM
fuck you you cant tell me what to do you arent even my real dad

I may not be your real dad but I fucked your mom!

xoxoxo <3
POS

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:20 PM
Look I haven't figured out how all these buttons work yet so I figured just yelling about what I wanted was the best course of action at this juncture.

PS Don't tell anybody I haven't figured out how to work the mod buttons yet because then they won't fear my authority and then everything's going to hell.

Premmy
05-10-2010, 10:20 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GATDANGED GETH AVATARS AND THAT SHIT NEEDS TO STOP ALREADY I MEAN JESUS CHRIST I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BLAGGARDS I'M READING HALF THE TIME AND WHERE'S THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS KEYBOARD GODDAMN

Looks like I have what it takes to be a moderator (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=37527)

Krylo
05-10-2010, 10:21 PM
Look I haven't figured out how all these buttons work yet so I figured just yelling about what I wanted was the best course of action at this juncture.

PS Don't tell anybody I haven't figured out how to work the mod buttons yet because then they won't fear my authority and then everything's going to hell.

You just posted that you don't know how they work on a public forum.

See, this is why you guys need me.

Do you have any idea how difficult it's going to be to contain the media mess on this?

I can see the headlines now:

"NEW MOD INCOMPETENT! DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TRIGGER IS!"

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:23 PM
It's okay I figured out how to ban NonCon forever it's cool.

DaimoMusic
05-10-2010, 10:23 PM
I'm sure POS will adjust in time.

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:24 PM
In my infinite generosity I then lifted NonCon's ban forever.

Seil
05-10-2010, 10:24 PM
Okay, so far we know that most mods carry a

http://www.stillhq.com/guns/pictures/magnum_50cal_500.jpg

and now we know that POS carries a

http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/01856/media/Zapper.jpg

C'mon, say it with me:

http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dog.jpg

BitVyper
05-10-2010, 10:26 PM
Your name takes up too much space bolded. It's not aesthetically pleasing anymore.

Dracorion
05-10-2010, 10:26 PM
POS and Krylo will organize a hostile takeover of the forum, by popular support.

There, I called it. Now when Shiney and Meister are wondering what the fuck happened I can link this post and rub it in their faces and be all smug and shit.

krogothwolf
05-10-2010, 10:28 PM
You just posted that you don't know how they work on a public forum.

See, this is why you guys need me.

Do you have any idea how difficult it's going to be to contain the media mess on this?

I can see the headlines now:

"NEW MOD INCOMPETENT! DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TRIGGER IS!"

Well, if your the PR guy, you'll have to spin that around to look good!

Wigmund
05-10-2010, 10:28 PM
[color=pink]Okay, so far we know that most mods carry a

http://www.stillhq.com/guns/pictures/magnum_50cal_500.jpg

and now we know that POS carries a

http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/01856/media/Zapper.jpg

POS needs a Power Glove
http://blog.timesunion.com/tech/files/2009/10/powerglove.jpg
Then we'll all think he's a bad ass

DaimoMusic
05-10-2010, 10:29 PM
Okay, so far we know that most mods carry a

seil.img

and now we know that POS carries a

seil.img

C'mon, say it with me:

[IMG]seil.img

No that would be stupid

Seil
05-10-2010, 10:29 PM
http://blog.timesunion.com/tech/files/2009/10/powerglove.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:31 PM
Okay so I changed Nonsie, Azisizisizisien, and Mirai into kittens.

Anybody I missed?

greed
05-10-2010, 10:36 PM
Aren't there still some Collectors around? Or are they okay?

Token
05-10-2010, 10:38 PM
Okay so I changed Nonsie, Azisizisizisien, and Mirai into kittens.

Anybody I missed?

'sup?

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:40 PM
Thank you and remedied.

Enjoy your adorable fuzzy kittens.

Grimpond
05-10-2010, 10:40 PM
Sup sup, yoz

e: shit ami late? I WANT KITTENS TOO

Wigmund
05-10-2010, 10:41 PM
POS has gone mad with power! He's forcing avatars upon us to suit his sick fetishes!

Bastard!

DaimoMusic
05-10-2010, 10:42 PM
POS has gone mad with power! He's forcing avatars upon us to suit his sick fetishes!

Bastard!

I think he'll do just fine!

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:42 PM
Sup sup, yoz

e: shit ami late? I WANT KITTENS TOO
KITTENS FOR EVERYONE

Token
05-10-2010, 10:42 PM
Thank you and remedied.

Enjoy your adorable fuzzy kittens.

Kittens were destroyed. The Geth are fucking and rad.

Bard The 5th LW
05-10-2010, 10:43 PM
This is going to be a hard adjustment to make...

I seriously had been getting used to them using the Geth avatrs. I more or less considered Mirai, NonCon, Asizen, and Grimpond to be same person at this point. How will I deal with Mirnonizenpond not being around anymore?

bluestarultor
05-10-2010, 10:43 PM
POS has gone mad with power! He's forcing avatars upon us to suit his sick fetishes!

Bastard!

Says the guy with Axe Cop wearing a cat suit in his signature. :p

Grimpond
05-10-2010, 10:43 PM
SHIT MAN THIS IS SO AWESOME I AM UP TO MY NECK IN KITTENS IN HERE!!!!

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:48 PM
So Token's just gonna keep fighting me on this and while I can keep it up all day, I'd rather just let him sit there and be uncool with his dated geth avatar if he really wants to while everyone else gets to be awesome and part of the community with their super chic kitten awesomeness.

Poor, poor Token.

Token
05-10-2010, 10:49 PM
So Token's just gonna keep fighting me on this and while I can keep it up all day, I'd rather just let him sit there and be uncool with his dated geth avatar if he really wants to while everyone else gets to be awesome and part of the community with their super chic kitten awesomeness.

Poor, poor Token.

<3

Kim
05-10-2010, 10:49 PM
KITTENS FOR EVERYONE

Kittens?

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:50 PM
A catgirl is fine too.

Loyal
05-10-2010, 10:52 PM
You are such weaksauce, Token. Doesn't even look right.

Premmy
05-10-2010, 10:52 PM
You know damn well that's not a girl.

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 10:53 PM
I'd just like to be the first to get banned by POS. Is that okay?

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:53 PM
You know damn well that's not a girl.
In all fairness I don't care what it is.

But it's not geth and is cat-related so it's fine by me!

I'd just like to be the first to get banned by POS. Is that okay?
Unfortunately, you would be the third at this point. The first thing I did was unban and reban Nightshine. Then after that I banned NonCon for a couple minutes. You're already late, I'm afraid.

Sorry!

Premmy
05-10-2010, 10:53 PM
I'd just like to be the first to get banned by POS. Is that okay?
Popped his ban Cherry with Nonsie, sorry.
Edit: FUCK this shit is fast!

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 10:55 PM
Damnit. Now I'm all disappointed, I wanted his cute man-cherry. :(

EDIT: I MEANT BANCHERRY

Token
05-10-2010, 10:55 PM
You are such weaksauce, Token. Doesn't even look right.

UGH FINE ITS NOT MY FAULT IM NOT PRETTY LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS! :crying:

Seil
05-10-2010, 10:57 PM
UGH FINE ITS NOT MY FAULT IM NOT PRETTY LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS!

There too many ways I could take this down, so I'll just hit "Refresh" and see who took it where.

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 10:58 PM
Also NonCon, it's okay. I can see your deleted posts.

Premmy
05-10-2010, 10:59 PM
EDIT: I MEANT BANCHERRY
No you didn't

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:01 PM
No you didn't
It's cool, I've learned to accept that Nik is almost as gay for me as Mac is for Thadius.

Kim
05-10-2010, 11:04 PM
Also NonCon, it's okay. I can see your deleted posts.

Nooooooooooo~

DaimoMusic
05-10-2010, 11:04 PM
It's cool, I've learned to accept that Nik is almost as gay for me as Mac is for Thadius.

Ouch :(

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 11:05 PM
Technically I'm the gayest straight man on the forums.

And I say that because everyone else here is either bisexual or gay.

[Edit] And don't you bring yourself up Bob the Mercenary, I know ALL about that 'folder'. >:C

synkr0nized
05-10-2010, 11:06 PM
And I say that because everyone else here is either bisexual or gay.

Lies and slander!

bluestarultor
05-10-2010, 11:06 PM
Technically I'm the gayest straight man on the forums.

And I say that because everyone else here is either bisexual or gay.

[Edit] And don't you bring yourself up Bob the Mercenary, I know ALL about that 'folder'. >:C

I think you're forgetting me.

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 11:07 PM
@Synk: You're a woman.

@Blues: You are the biggest closet case I have ever met in my life. The mustache being the evidence.

Token
05-10-2010, 11:07 PM
I think you're forgetting me.

He said "gay," didn't he?

Premmy
05-10-2010, 11:07 PM
Technically I'm the gayest straight man on the forums.

And I say that because everyone else here is either bisexual or gay.

[Edit] And don't you bring yourself up Bob the Mercenary, I know ALL about that 'folder'. >:C


I take offense to that and challenge you to some kind of manly fruity-off!

I'm not BI! I'm just a slut! and easily tricked! and I don't hold my liquor well!..... I'll go now.

Kim
05-10-2010, 11:07 PM
I think you're forgetting me.

Just because you and Rejected haven't had sex yet, doesn't mean you won't. Or are you calling Kotobuki a liar?

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:07 PM
Ouch :(
Hey, somebody's gotta <3 the guy and better you than me.

I mean we all know I'm incapable of love so you know how it is.

Wigmund
05-10-2010, 11:08 PM
And I say that because everyone else here is either bisexual or gay.

The catgirl I have chained to my bar refutes this.
7254

Bob The Mercenary
05-10-2010, 11:09 PM
[Edit] And don't you bring yourself up Bob the Mercenary, I know ALL about that 'folder'. >:C

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE IS NOT ONE PENIS IN THAT FOLDER!

Token
05-10-2010, 11:10 PM
I see no chest or crotch. As a result, I refuse to believe that is female.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE IS NOT ONE PENIS IN THAT FOLDER!
There are several.

Loyal
05-10-2010, 11:10 PM
Hey, somebody's gotta <3 the guy and better you than me.There's always Shyria.

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:10 PM
I see no chest or crotch. As a result, I refuse to believe that is female.
Not going to stop any of us from fucking it, though.

There's always Shyria.
Girls have cooties.

synkr0nized
05-10-2010, 11:10 PM
@Synk: You're a woman.

Women can't be straight?

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE IS NOT ONE PENIS IN THAT FOLDER!

So it's a lot of pictures of groups of them, then?

Premmy
05-10-2010, 11:11 PM
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE IS NOT ONE PENIS IN THAT FOLDER!

But there are several hundred.

Token
05-10-2010, 11:11 PM
Not going to stop any of us from fucking it, though.

Getting fucked, more like.

DaimoMusic
05-10-2010, 11:11 PM
Hey, somebody's gotta <3 the guy and better you than me.

I mean we all know I'm incapable of love so you know how it is.

I guess you have a point...I hate it when you have a point :mad:

Krylo
05-10-2010, 11:11 PM
Women can't be straight?

Well they aren't in any of my fantasies, so there's that.

Kim
05-10-2010, 11:14 PM
The catgirl I have chained to my bar refutes this.

catgirl.img

Counter-argument:

http://i40.tinypic.com/a1h02c.jpg

Token
05-10-2010, 11:14 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2djc3n5.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/nce9mp.jpg
Am I the only one who laughed?

Seil
05-10-2010, 11:15 PM
'M not gay.

Women can't be straight?

Not according to the sites I've seen.

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 11:16 PM
@Synk: It's possible, but why would you want to be? dicks are icky.

Edit: Krylo ninja'd me, and Seil, you're also a woman.

bluestarultor
05-10-2010, 11:17 PM
@Blues: You are the biggest closet case I have ever met in my life. The mustache being the evidence.

I thought I already told you I shaved it off. For a girl.

Just because you and Rejected haven't had sex yet, doesn't mean you won't. Or are you calling Kotobuki a liar?

I'm saying that just because I haven't had sex doesn't mean I don't know who I want to bone.

Premmy
05-10-2010, 11:19 PM
Blues, please just join us in the joke.

tacticslion
05-10-2010, 11:20 PM
But it's not geth and is cat-related so it's fine by me!

Whew, so I'm good, then? Cool, cool.

Technically I'm the gayest straight man on the forums.

And I say that because everyone else here is either bisexual or gay.

[Edit] And don't you bring yourself up Bob the Mercenary, I know ALL about that 'folder'. >:C

Um... my wife should be a pretty straight-forward counter-argument to this...?

Kim
05-10-2010, 11:20 PM
The fact that he isn't secure enough to pretend he's gay is the biggest bit of evidence that he is gay.

Revolving Ocelot
05-10-2010, 11:20 PM
This is a travesty. Gimme some sleep first, and then I'll fix it. Yes.

I am the very model of a...

Seil
05-10-2010, 11:21 PM
Seil, you're also a woman.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1438/209/3/512859951/n512859951_1176777_1193.jpg

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 11:22 PM
The long and short of it is, I might just be the gayest one here for how much I snuggle NonCon and yet I find dicks icky.

I also sat here for like 10 minutes thinking about how to bring my own dick into this conversation and then realized that anything I said would either ruin it all or would probably creep out the female users. (90% of them were foreskin jokes.)

Edit: Seil, that is clearly your brother. Don't play games.

Tacticslion: Your wife, that would make you a woman, yes?

Bob The Mercenary
05-10-2010, 11:22 PM
How'd you get into my folder?!

Premmy
05-10-2010, 11:24 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1438/209/3/512859951/n512859951_1176777_1193.jpg
I know your game
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090510085354/marvel_dc/images/thumb/7/7c/Manface_bb.jpg/200px-Manface_bb.jpg

Token
05-10-2010, 11:24 PM
How'd you get into my folder?!

I'm also concerned about how I got into your folder. I only sent those pictures to Fifth and Eckscizor.

tacticslion
05-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Tacticslion: Your wife, that would make you a woman, yes?

Nah, we live in the 'States. I don't think that's legal outside of Mass.

Loyal
05-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Goddamn, Seil, you look like a douchebag. Like, wow.

bluestarultor
05-10-2010, 11:26 PM
The fact that he isn't secure enough to pretend he's gay is the biggest bit of evidence that he is gay.

No, I'm just tired to the point of being literal.

I'll make up for it by dancing. :dance:


P.S. current pic up in the camwhore thread.

Wigmund
05-10-2010, 11:28 PM
I see no chest or crotch. As a result, I refuse to believe that is female.

You can't see chest or crotch here.
7255

synkr0nized
05-10-2010, 11:29 PM
ha ha ha ha

The current banner image I see for this thread is one for meeting local men.

You're all in luck!

Seil
05-10-2010, 11:29 PM
(90% of them were foreskin jokes.)

So as a Rabbi, do you get paid for circumcisions?

No, I just keep the tips!

EDIT
Goddamn, Seil, you look like a douchebag. Like, wow.

'Ey - I was drunk, and I was squinting 'cause it was sunny. Gimme a break. I am a man of many looks - I've been told I'm the only non-frat boy in my area that can pull off a sweater vest. Below is me being totally non-douchey:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1438/209/3/512859951/n512859951_1163420_6612.jpg

Also, here's a pic for you, POS. One of my many "looks." I call it 'Blue Steel:"

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/Pink.jpg

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 11:30 PM
@Tacticslion: How dare you enter marriage with another woman that is unconstitutional and you're ruining marriage for all of the straight people [/Rush]

@Loyal: no but seriously, Bluestarultor and Mammothtank. Go look at the mustaches.

LOOK AT THEM. Worse then Seil's brother.

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:31 PM
Goddamn, Seil, you look like a douchebag. Like, wow.
Okay, that was a little much. Try to be a little less rude about that, 'kay?

Token
05-10-2010, 11:31 PM
You can't see chest or crotch here, is it man or woman?

Yes.

Nikose Tyris
05-10-2010, 11:34 PM
Alright, tired of this joke. Onto the next one.

@Seil:
They look like they have little hoodies and are all emo about being dicks. Kind of synonymous to real life, actually.

Loyal
05-10-2010, 11:39 PM
Okay, that was a little much. Try to be a little less rude about that, 'kay?Er... yeah, my bad. I should have been clearer.

I see that picture of Seil and I immediately liken it to this:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01596_1.gif

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:41 PM
Look, I could tell you to stop picking on Seil but I got another request to give Seil a silly avatar so like after this let's stop picking on Seil already.

At least not when he doesn't explicitly deserve it, okay?

Azisien
05-10-2010, 11:43 PM
FUCK YOU!!!

Actually that's kinda cute...

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:44 PM
Also, here's a pic for you, POS. One of my many "looks." I call it 'Blue Steel:"
Seriously though I actually really dig this look.

Bob The Mercenary
05-10-2010, 11:44 PM
POS! POS! Can I be your first ban?! I won't be able to get back on until Monday anyway!

Or your first infraction!? You're stupid! You're dumb and you suck!

POS Industries
05-10-2010, 11:47 PM
Like I was telling Nik, I've given out two bans already.

Also I plan to be totally serious for reals about infractions and not hand them out like candy, unlike some people around here.http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/smug.gif

DaimoMusic
05-10-2010, 11:49 PM
Like I was telling Nik, I've given out two bans already.


Yeah but they were unbanned, not including Nightlight. You gotta perma ban someone.

Kyanbu The Legend
05-10-2010, 11:51 PM
Okay so I changed Nonsie, Azisizisizisien, and Mirai into kittens.

Anybody I missed?
So that is why they have catgirl Avvys. I was wondering why they left the geth.

Ah congratulations on your rise to power Lord POS Industries. May you wield the ban hammer with bride, justice, and a firm grip.

tacticslion
05-10-2010, 11:52 PM
Also I plan to be totally serious for reals about infractions and not hand them out like candy, unlike some people around here.

But... I like can be tossed around like hard candy...

Kim
05-10-2010, 11:55 PM
catgirl Avvy

I have no such thing

Nikose Tyris
05-11-2010, 12:00 AM
@NonCon Okay fuck this, back to the Nik-Lair with you. We're doing the chains and butter again.

Loki, The Fallen
05-11-2010, 12:05 AM
*Points accusingly at the forum*

"Dear God, what did you do?!"

Congratulations on the promotion btw. :P

Kim
05-11-2010, 12:07 AM
@NonCon Okay fuck this, back to the Nik-Lair with you. We're doing the chains and butter again.

No, I still can't sit down properly!

Azisien
05-11-2010, 12:07 AM
Hey at least it proves pretty much anybody whose enough of a jerk can become mod. If DFM ain't mod by 2011 I'll be thoroughly surprised!

I've been trying to be a jerk since 2005 but I guess I'm more of the overt jerk and less of the sly, clever jerk. jerk jerk jerk. jerk.

Kyanbu The Legend
05-11-2010, 12:07 AM
I have no such thing

That's the most girly boy I've ever seen.

POS Industries
05-11-2010, 12:09 AM
Anyway I can't remember what the post limit is but I guess this is fine.

I'll let you guys know if I actually plan to be a real mod or whatever.

bluestarultor
05-11-2010, 12:10 AM
Hey at least it proves pretty much anybody whose enough of a jerk can become mod. If DFM ain't mod by 2011 I'll be thoroughly surprised!

I've been trying to be a jerk since 2005 but I guess I'm more of the overt jerk and less of the sly, clever jerk. jerk jerk jerk. jerk.

I think it has less to do with being a jerk and more with having that special kind of humor.

A bunch of rep boxes probably doesn't hurt, either. ;P



Edit: @POS: 120.

POS Industries
05-11-2010, 12:11 AM
Okay I figured out how close threads.

So thread closed.