Wow.

[dementedmongoose]

It's been seven months since I was last here. I've been lurking around for about twenty minutes, and I have to say: SHIT'S CHANGED! I can't believe how much this place has grown. There are people here I've never seen before. God, I've missed this place.

[bluestarultor]

It's been seven months since I was last here. I've been lurking around for about twenty minutes, and I have to say: SHIT'S CHANGED!I can't believe how much this place has grown. There are people here I've never seen before. God, I've missed this place.

Welcome back! :)

[Seil]

Welcome back!

Don't feed the lurkers, they'll stick around and evolve into regular posters. God knows there needs to be more young upstart types like us running around.

[Cloud Strife]

It's been seven months since I was last here. I've been lurking around for about twenty minutes, and I have to say: SHIT'S CHANGED!I can't believe how much this place has grown. There are people here I've never seen before. God, I've missed this place.

Man, do I ever know how you feel.

[Overcast]

I wish we still had five minute poetry now that I've decided to join in the nostalgia train. I always end up leaving this place, but dammit something drags me back here. More than I can say of any other forum.

[dementedmongoose]

See, this is exactly what I meant. I've never heard of any of you four. Last time I was here the URL was "forum.nuclearpower.com." Now it's nuklearforums.com. AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO MISSPELL THINGS TO GET AROUND FILTERS! 8-Bit's over, and I wasn't here for the end. I had to read archive.

:crying: <- See that?! It didn't move before!

I sound like one of those old farts at a nursing home. "Back in my day, NPF's record for most people online at once was 30." Sad part is, it's true. That was the record last I checked.

Does anyone even remember "Shiny: Asshole or Shitface?"

I'm going to go cry in the corner, now.

[Flarecobra]

That's one of our most legondary threads.

[synkr0nized]

Fuck you, please leave.

[Aldurin]

There are people here I've never seen before.

Do you mean that in a good or bad way?

[dementedmongoose]

Fuck you, please leave.
Leave? Leave? I just came back, and you want me to leave already? I think I'm going to pass on that.

Do you mean that in a good or bad way?
Neither. Both. Some of these new people are starting to grow on me, but it's going to be hard to learn their names and whatnot.
That's one of our most legondary threads.
Oh, thank god. Someone I remember, and didn't apparently argue with. I'm glad to know people remember that, still. So, what've you been up to, Cobra?

[Aldurin]

Neither. Both. Some of these new people are starting to grow on me, but it's going to be hard to learn their names and whatnot.

Just recognize them by avatar until the name slowly oozes into your subconscious. That's what I did for the whole forum and could recognize almost any of the regulars within a month or two.

[Mondt]

I don't know who you are and I've been around for years.

Obviously you are a faker!

Couldn't have anything to do with my VERY long period of inactivity I've been in for a while.

[POS Industries]

I'm here every day and I've never heard of any of you fuckers.

Get offa my lawn.

[Jagos]

Who are you again?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Welcome back.

To be honest I've only been here for over a year now and I can only really recognize 14 of the members here. you don't fall under those 14.

[dementedmongoose]

Who are you again?

I'm... I don't know. I'm just me. Figure it out, tell me what you come up with, and that'll be what we go with.

Welcome back.

To be honest I've only been here for over a year now and I can only really recognize 14 of the members here. you don't fall under those 14.

HA! I recognize fifteen people! Sorry, had to do it.

[Donomni]

Welcome back?... I think.

[Hanuman]

Like this?

Old Man 1 So there we were. facing down this demon named Roy. Roy wasn't his real name of course, that's just what we called demons back then. If a demon appeared, say from a summoning circle inscribed in blood, which in those days were more commonly known as a 'Grant's Ear', you'd say 'Here comes Roy right outta Grant's Ear' because that was the style at the time.

Old Man 2 Grant's Ear?

Old Man 1 Oh, that was before your time. We called them a 'Grant's Ear' back then on account of the first guy to use circles.

Man And that was Grant.

Old Man 1 What the--No! Not Grant, Steve. Grant? That doesn't even make sense!

Old Man 2 So Steve the summoner used the blood from the ear of a guy named Grant?

Old Man 1 Blood? That's unsanitary! No, ol' Steve used sawdust.

Man For his summoning circles?

Old Man 1 Yes. They weren't circles so much as squares, though. You have to remember these were the early days of summoning, or 'Gallomphing', as it was known then. 'That evil wizard is gallomphing for Roys' you'd say, because it was the style at the time. The door slams as Black Mage comes in. The old men look confused.

Black Mage Eat Electric Death, old man!!!

[Rejected Again]

Don't feed the lurkers, they'll stick around and evolve into regular posters. God knows there needs to be more young upstart types like us running around.
Yeah, motherfuckers.... Wait I'm one of those....

Welcome back to NPF! Our new motto is "At least we're not 4chan....yet"

[dementedmongoose]

Exactly like that.

[Fenris]

Fuck you, please leave.

This is meant in the best possible way, I assure you.

[dementedmongoose]

I'm honestly not sure how I prompted that, or even if he's serious.

[Fenris]

Best possible way.

[mauve]

Just recognize them by avatar until the name slowly oozes into your subconscious. That's what I did for the whole forum and could recognize almost any of the regulars within a month or two. Quick! Everybody change your avatar! Chaos will ensue! :dance:

[dementedmongoose]

I'm not exactly sure how "Fuck you, please leave." could be said in a good way without joking, so I'm going to assume that's what you meant.

Now, on to a more important matter, when did you get to mod-dom? I remember when Krylo got that, but not you.

[phil_]

Quick! Everybody change your avatar! Chaos will ensue! :dance:Thanks for the excuse. 'Bout time I gave Holland some love, anyway. Not the region in the Netherlands, though. They have Amsterdam; they get enough love.

[Krylo]

Quick! Everybody change your avatar! Chaos will ensue! :dance:

I already changed my avatar once this decade.

What more do you want of me, woman?

[Mr.Bookworm]

Best possible way.

The emphasis is on the please.

Hey, DM. I remember you.

Sort of.

Kind of.

Okay not really.

[Fenris]

I'm not exactly sure how "Fuck you, please leave." could be said in a good way without joking, so I'm going to assume that's what you meant.

Now, on to a more important matter, when did you get to mod-dom? I remember when Krylo got that, but not you.

I was promoted in 2007. Synk in 2008.

If you're talking about my promotion to Admin that was in 2009.

[rpgdemon]

I already changed my avatar once this decade.

What more do you want of me, woman?

We want you to mimic Fenris's avatar. Everyone must have variations of that smiley.

[Aldurin]

We want you to mimic Fenris's avatar. Everyone must have variations of that smiley.

7436

Shall I produce more?

[Krylo]

No.

You've done quite enough.

[Aldurin]

No.

You've done quite enough.

But I just made one for Jagos.

7437

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

It's been seven months since I was last here. I've been lurking around for about twenty minutes, and I have to say: SHIT'S CHANGED! I can't believe how much this place has grown. There are people here I've never seen before. God, I've missed this place.


I sound like one of those old farts at a nursing home. "Back in my day, NPF's record for most people online at once was 30." Sad part is, it's true. That was the record last I checked.
Does anyone even remember "Shiny: Asshole or Shitface?"

I'm going to go cry in the corner, now.


AHEM!

Most users ever online was 675, 06-29-2007 at 07:11 PM.

I think you simply cannot read. Either that or you didn't look at the "Most users online" bit for a loooong time.

[Seil]

I make damn sure people know my name. I'm Seil, the Pants-less Poster!

Like, right now, for instance.

[bluestarultor]

I'd just like to point out I've been here solid for three years. If someone doesn't recognize me from a seven-month gap, it's either because they weren't paying attention or stuck exclusively to forum games. ;)

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I'd just like to point out I've been here solid for three years. If someone doesn't recognize me from a seven-month gap, it's either because they weren't paying attention or stuck exclusively to forum games. ;)

Who are you again?

[Rejected Again]

AHEM!



I think you simply cannot read. Either that or you didn't look at the "Most users online" bit for a loooong time.

^ This is Hawk. He is a jackass. Sadly, this can be used with almost every person on these forums. Except Shiney, he owns exclusive rights to bastard, and Fenny is now in charge of all sexual content. All of it must be sent to him in a PM, where he collects it for future use against you.

Please don't post my nudies Fenny, I'm sorry. I'll put the lotion on the skin, I promise!

[bluestarultor]

Who are you again?

I dunno. Whatever happened to that guy named after a sandwich? :P

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I make damn sure people know my name. I'm Seil, the Pants-less Poster!

Like, right now, for instance.
Congrats man.
I'm just getting into that being online pants-less thing.
I did that one time a while ago when it was really hot, but I wasn't really sure whether I should tell anyone.
I wish I were as confident as you when I'm not wearing pants.

[Rejected Again]

I celebrate every year. (http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/)

[Seil]

I think of blue-star-ultor as a blue starred giant Japanese kids show robot.

Congrats man.
I'm just getting into that being online pants-less thing.
I did that one time a while ago when it was really hot, but I wasn't really sure whether I should tell anyone.
I wish I were as confident as you when I'm not wearing pants.

http://gearpatrol.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/with-a-shirt-like-this-who-needs-pants-tshirt.jpg (http://gearpatrol.com/blog/2009/04/13/30-awesome-t-shirts/)

[Flarecobra]

Why am I reminded of that Dockers commerical?

[Rejected Again]

I think of blue-star-ultor as a blue starred giant Japanese kids show robot.

Credit to Nikose for that joke.

[Jagos]

But I just made one for Jagos.

Awww... that's so cute...

Wait WTF?!

[mauve]

I already changed my avatar once this decade.

What more do you want of me, woman?
Hmm, true. If you changed your avatar any more you'd probably bring about the apocalypse. Okay, you're excluded from the avatar mixup super funtime adventure.

[Fenris]

This is now the thread where I hate EvilEarl more than usual.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Hmm, true. If you changed your avatar any more you'd probably bring about the apocalypse. Okay, you're excluded from the avatar mixup super funtime adventure.

I am waiting on Rick to see if he can make me a Mac falling avvie.

[dementedmongoose]

AHEM!



I think you simply cannot read. Either that or you didn't look at the "Most users online" bit for a loooong time.

That's kind of the point I was trying to make. The last time I remember checking that, it was thirty or so people in '03.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

This is now the thread where I hate EvilEarl more than usual.

Can we hurl mean insults at him without you lecturing us on forum peace?

[Aldurin]

This is now the thread where I hate EvilEarl more than usual.

Totally worth the fact that Jagos is actually using the one I made for him.

[Fenris]

Can we hurl mean insults at him without you lecturing us on forum peace?

As much as I'd love for that to happen, I'm going to have to say "Naw."

[Hanuman]

How is this post generating so much trolling?

[Melfice]

As much as I'd love for that to happen, I'm going to have to say "Naw."

I used to think you were the cool mod.
I guess that goes to show, huh?

As for the dementedmongoose... I think I vaguely remember a poster with the name mongoose, but whether it was a demented one, I don't know.
So, I suppose welcome back, person I don't remember!

[bluestarultor]

I think of blue-star-ultor as a blue starred giant Japanese kids show robot.

http://i49.tinypic.com/fcjswo.jpg?

That's kind of the point I was trying to make. The last time I remember checking that, it was thirty or so people in '03.

That range is well outside the seven past months (to understate), but I know most people don't pay attention to it. ;)

Are you sure on the time period? Not to be rude, but I'm here pretty much all day every day and if you don't recognize me and I don't recognize you, it raises a few flags. Were you in RaiRO, by any chance?

[dementedmongoose]

http://i49.tinypic.com/fcjswo.jpg?



That range is well outside the seven past months (to understate), but I know most people don't pay attention to it. ;)

Are you sure on the time period? Not to be rude, but I'm here pretty much all day every day and if you don't recognize me and I don't recognize you, it raises a few flags. Were you in RaiRO, by any chance?

Trust me, Blue, I'm very forgettable. As to how I don't recognize you, I made all of three posts across a one week period last time I was here, and there'd been a four year hiatus before that. I know none of you people.

[Azisien]

I think you applied to one of my RPs once! You wuz one of them shifty face types!

[dementedmongoose]

AZISIEN! Holy shit. You had some awesome ideas. Are you full of moddy goodness now, too? Or are you just a plebe like me, still?

[Azisien]

Pff mod. They didn't even remember my birthday. Though I do hold the unofficial record for best drunk post. :D

[Rejected Again]

Pff mod. They didn't even remember my birthday. Though I do hold the unofficial record for best drunk post. :D

That was the best post ever.

[phil_]

I'm here to put the damper on the glamor of drunk posts again by stating that, like, 90% of my posts in the last year have been drunk posts. Being drunk ain't all that cool.

[Donomni]

Not when you're drunk all the time.

Well, ok, not all the time, considering the 10%.

Your sober posts are our drunk posts.

[synkr0nized]

How is this post generating so much trolling?

Honestly, I am not sure how it isn't generating more.


e: To clarify, it wasn't like I meant that post.

[Lumenskir]

Being drunk Getting buzzed off of two Zimas and proceeding to tell the Internets how schwasted you totally are ain't all that cool.
FTFY

[Grimpond]

FTFY

ahaha

[Revising Ocelot]

Oh look, now you brought the other lurker out of hiding. Maybe I should get in on this coloured text majig...