Haiku-Only Thread

[Nique]

Why create this thread?
To write only in haiku
Try not to be dumb

[bluestarultor]

A neat idea.
I accept your challenge, sir.
But don't hold your breath.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I don't think you can,
Lengthen this thread's short lifespan,
Before someone's banned.

[Doc ock rokc]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[bluestarultor]

I don't think you can,
Lengthen this thread's short lifespan,
Before someone's banned.

Haiku doesn't rhyme!
Or at least there isn't need.
It's a rhythm form.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Fuck you I like rhyme.
I'll ask for an opinion,
when I want one, bitch.

[Nique]

Small amounts of time.
That seems to be all it takes.
Haiku-battle time

[Sithdarth]

You people suck
I had this idea years ago
Lousy idea thieves

[Nique]

"You people" you say.
What do you mean by "You people"?
Is sithdarth racist?

[Sithdarth]

Unfortunately
Homo Sapien I'm not
I'm superior

[Bob The Mercenary]

You heard it here first.
Sithdarth is an alien.
More at eleven.

[Fenris]

This thread is stupid
And you are also stupid
For making this thread

[Geminex]

I am heartbroken
Thought what we had was special
Don't you love us, Fen?

[pochercoaster]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

I've read this before
You're a poem plagiarizer
Now I will shun you

[Terex4]

I don't like haiku
I think they are very dumb
So I don't write them

[Nique]

I don't like haiku
I think they are very dumb
So I don't write them

Well, I love Haiku.
I like the simplicity.
Though your's is a lie.

[dementedmongoose]

I was never good
When it comes to poetry.
But haiku is fun.

[Doc ock rokc]

I've read this before
You're a poem plagiarizer
Now I will shun you

hey What can i say,
can't always be creative...
Collaborator

[akaSM]

I got in this thread.
And I am still wondering.
What is a haiku?

[Loyal]

Loyal enjoyed these poems like no other,
So to fit in, he did write another.
Said the others in joint,
that you're missing the point,
to which he artfully replied, "your mother".

[bluestarultor]

Loyal enjoyed these poems like no other,
So to fit in, he did write another.
Said the others in joint,
that you're missing the point,
to which he artfully replied, "your mother".

That is not haiku.
Go start a limerick thread.
Rotten highjacker!

[Rejected Again]

What the fuck is this?
Why can't we just get along
five more syllables.

[Jagos]

Loyal enjoyed these poems like no other,
So to fit in, he did write another.
Said the others in joint,
that you're missing the point,
to which he artfully replied, "your mother".

*sigh* A dark wind howls
The thread needs new life again
we must be bored now

[PyrosNine]

Pyros Nine always
speaks in third when all silly
most just ignore him

[katiuska]

Can't sleep these days
Summertime in Atlanta
My god, the heat blows