I Am A Peddler Of Smut

[Seil]

But as Popeye says "I yam what I yam." And Popeye gets to change his profile.

EDIT SMUT!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/RaiRai/JohnBoobs.jpg

[Azisien]

This is still considered porn in some places I am sure.

[phil_]

Illegal in the UK:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5661/churuyabunny.png

[Mondt]

Definitely illegal in Aus.

[Funka Genocide]

Definitely illegal in Aus.


Seriously, how do we know you're not a 12 year old girl? Your breasts are too small to be televised!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Seriously, how do we know you're not a 12 year old girl? Your breasts are too small to be televised!

We're going to have to do a physical check *snaps gloves*

[Flarecobra]

... *Gets REALLY scared of Medic-Shyria right now, runs off to a rather deep, dark corner that I never talk about*

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Christ Seil!

[Solid Snake]

...So I've decided that when I get to June 2010 in my History, that Chapter's subtitle will be: The deviant Seil attempts to bring back the era of Clan Porn, but his orgies are too boring and nonsensical, so everyone just collectively ignores him.

[Token]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/RaiRai/JohnBoobs.jpg

Mmm~ Careful Seil, or those milkshakes will bring all the boys to the yard...

[Flarecobra]

But that's Shiney.

[Funka Genocide]

Someone has visually misrepresented themselves on the internet!

SHOCK AND ALARM!

(fuck that's way more assholish than I wanted it to be... Its just a joke!)

[Jagos]

And why aren't we supposed to pick on Seil again?

[Token]

But that's Shiney.

Oh, that's even sexier.

[Melfice]

Oh, that's even sexier.

Careful, AsshatToken.
RaiRai is fiercely protective of her man.

Anyway, I'm gonna side with Mac (wha-!?), and say that it's nice you have a gig of sorts (Osterbaum's a jerk, NonCon and Mirai get to hate games because they're games-journalist (it's all love, guys!)) but there's some things that are just... well.
They just are. The bad kind of are.

[Bells]

MILK DUDS!!

... No, seriously. Google that.

... unless you are at work

[Seil]

And why aren't we supposed to pick on Seil again?

Nah, I actually posted this thread as a "poke fun at Seil" thread, but in reality it is a impassioned plea to be able to edit my profile again. Or I can just post more pics of forum people. Whatever.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Nah, I actually posted this thread as a "poke fun at Seil" thread, but in reality it is a impassioned plea to be able to edit my profile again. Or I can just post more pics of forum people. Whatever.

Yes cause posting pictures of the other forumites isn't creepy at all.

[Fenris]

I'm not convinced you've learned your lesson yet. :crossarms:

[Seil]

Back off man! I know what you did last summer. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=771833&postcount=322)

EDIT Link.

[Geminex]

I just looked Seil's profile. His UN on deviantart is "sanfter Liebhaber". That's german for "gentle lover".

Somebody mock that for me, please.

In fact, someone make that Seil's title.

[Seil]

You're in my profile? Oh man, that is so creepy.

[Geminex]

Oh, I'll be in more than just your profile tonight, loverboy. ;)
I'll see how... gentle you really are.

And why yes, I am channeling the "Yugioh Abridged" version of Pegasus, thank you for asking. Now let's make sweet monkey love.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You're in my profile? Oh man, that is so creepy.

I dunno, man. You creep me out a lot, and that's quite something. I mean, dude, I made pixel porn and posted it here and I also just considered becoming female again. But you, you creep the hell out of me.

You just remembered two year old pictures of an administrator, then moderator, and cared to give us the link to prove how creepy you are. You probably saved it to your bookmarks or something.

[Seil]

I made that post in jest. I was jesting.

Also, I just liked the title he made for the post - "Seil... blacmail material." I remembered "Hey, Fenris posted pics." Then I thought "Where would Fenris post pics? In the post pics thread." And then it was simply a matter of finding that thread. The search function helped.

EDIT You used to be a girl?

[Jagos]

...

This thread is officially creepier than the "How I creep others" thread.

[Geminex]

EDIT You used to be a girl?
Yeah. Apparently, Meister actually hit on him. Her. It. Hey, IG, what's the final call on your gender? You goin' with girl bits?

[Funka Genocide]

Hey if there's mud on the field play ball.

Wait... shit.

[Aerozord]

Yeah. Apparently, Meister actually hit on him. Her. It. Hey, IG, what's the final call on your gender? You goin' with girl bits?

this is exactly why that kind of thing was added to profiles, stupid gender specific pronouns

[Fenris]

Back off man! I know what you did last summer. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=771833&postcount=322)

EDIT Link.

Retroactively the best post title ever, but that was like 2 summers ago.

[akaSM]

this is exactly why that kind of thing was added to profiles, stupid gender specific pronouns

He he, back to "not tellin' yer, copper!" :D

[Seil]

Wait, Fifth is unbanned?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Wait aren't you banned? How are you still posting? XD

Fifth must have just been recently allowed back.

[Flarecobra]

Seil's fake-banned.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Oh I know he's fake banned.

[Seil]

I actually can't alter my profile, so I'm real-banned.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/Banned.jpg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Technically it's more of a restriction then ban.

[akaSM]

I don't see Fifth around :confused:

[Kim]

Less Fifth; more porn!

http://www.gamepad-dojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Raiden_naked-article_image.jpg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Oh Kojima, you silly man.

That was an odd event.

[Rejected Again]

I don't see Fifth around :confused:

He is unbanned. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=2185)

Also Nonsy, that Smut sucks.

God I hated that part of MGS2...$5 says CJ loved it however.

[Ecks]

Oh, even if Fifth recognizes that his ban's up, he won't be back. At least not for a couple of months. Or years. Or ever.

Unless Prems starts deliberately aping his style again.

[Fenris]

You people are the antithesis of good times and fun.

Also I hate all of you.

PS STAY ON TOPIC MORE GODDAMN

[POS Industries]

Also just for that I'm rebanning Fifth.

Suck my balls, everybody!

[Fenris]

:argh:

[Meister]

Yeah. Apparently, Meister actually hit on him.
Oh, I was fully aware. :3: