OKAY PEEPS FUCK EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD THAT IS NOT ABOUT SOUL EATER

[Professor Smarmiarty]

OH SHIT, IT'S THE FUZZ!
THE BUZZKILL FUZZ!
This thread is now over. OUTZ

[Osterbaum]

As for Baumy- you lyrics suck worse than Justin Beiber.
But that's what I'd expect from punks who lost out to Sweden.
Yo man, why you still gotta be hatin'?
I already stopped dropping rhymes, no point in flamin'
me, you see I am too good for this thread
not to mention t'was hours ago I should've gone to bed

Just don't forgett my name,
'cause I guarantee you
will meet again atop our fame

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Ask your brother on the street,
But not a copper on the beat.

I shall turn into my bed,
To rest my amazing head,
I lay down my arms,
I hope Mr Turtle, will hold no qualms,
Tommorow we shall be friends,
Shall seek out new and glorious ends,
Lets shake hands, have a peaceful meal,
No more blood shall flow, except of that fucker Seil.


Thump thump thump tuhmp Night, night, night, night, peace ,pece ,peace thump thump thump

Aiight, no hard feelings, after all, it's been fun.
And if I'm honest with myself, I believe that you've won.
So, until the next rap off on a later day,
I must say "peace out." Haberdasher: AWAY!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

A minute of silence if you please,
For my friend, Mr Torteese.
A styling swanking rapper,
Even if he stinks out the crapper.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

This is still going on? Have you people got nothing better to do?

[Magic_Marker]

Not. A. Single. Thing.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

This is still going on? Have you people got nothing better to do?

Unfortunately, Slingy, I'm afraid not.
Thankfully though, our rhymes are quite hot.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

This is sounding more like a reason for why sentient life was a bad idea.
Think I might need to buy a new couch so I'm off to the local ikea.

[Osterbaum]

Respec to all, yo.
I consider each and everyone of you a bro.

Jätin tosin kertomatta että,
joisin mieluummin kusta ku vettä,
jos se tarkottais ettei tarvitsis kuunnella teitä.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

That was a reason? Not your furry blue Doctor?
When you were a kid did your folks ever drop ya?

[The Sevenshot Kid]

That was a reason? Not your furry blue Doctor?
When you were a kid did your folks ever drop ya?

I assume you pronounce "doctor" like "docta" cause you lack an education,
While I staid in school so I could learn to help lead a nation.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

I assume you pronounce "doctor" like "docta" cause you lack an education,
While I staid in school so I could learn to help lead a nation.

Perhaps my enunciation may not be the best,
but if you stayed in school, you cheated off Dubya's tests.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I drove home from work and this thread is still on?
I'm logging for a little to watch some pr0n.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Perhaps my enunciation may not be the best,
but if you stayed in school, you cheated off Dubya's tests.

For that, I'll give you a little bit of respect,
You're pretty smart for a high school reject.

[Magic_Marker]

This is sounding more like a reason for why sentient life was a bad idea.
Think I might need to buy a new couch so I'm off to the local ikea.

The Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill would like a word with you

http://i.imgur.com/zYqd2.png

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I herby propose, from this day forth
Every poster on the forums, must prove his worth
That every line,
contain a rhym,
for all of time.

A shining beacon of hope NP will be,
from across the internets they will flock to see,
this golden age of literacy.

This I proclaim,
and for this we should aim,
in every thread we shall do the same,
and no more posts, will ever be lame.

So what say you all?
Shall we rise or fall?
In this bright future we shall all be free,
to continue this awesome, endless rapping spree!

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I herby propose, from this day forth
Every poster on the forums, must prove his worth
That every line,
contain a rhym,
for all of time.

A shining beacon of hope NP will be,
from across the internets they will flock to see,
this golden age of literacy.

This I proclaim,
and for this we should aim,
in every thread we shall do the same,
and no more posts, will ever be lame.

So what say you all?
Shall we rise or fall?
In this bright future we shall all be free,
to continue this awesome, endless rapping spree!

While I find your idea to be quite amibitious,
I have a feeling that others will be malicious.
If we rhyme in every post in all the threads,
We'll get lazy rhymes about things like beds.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

That is a good point you make Gunslinger,
the solution to this problem is a real humdinger.
In time perhaps we shall have an answer,
fore I am no risk taking chancer.
But for now I will sleep on the matter instead,
so yeah, I too am off to bed.

[synkr0nized]

This is getting stupid.


No, you aren't getting a fucking poem.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

This is getting stupid.


No, you aren't getting a fucking poem.

What if I say pretty please?
I'm begging on my knees!

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Yo, Synk, I'm sure you don't mean what you said.
Maybe you'd should try rapping instead.

[Kim]

This is getting stupid.


No, you aren't getting a fucking poem.

Why you always hating
Berating
Not appreciating

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Nonsy: Haters gonna hate, sad as it may be.
Synk: Hatin's much more fun when it's done to a beat.

[Odjn]

Brothas I ain't got no rap power
teach me so I don't gotta glower

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Like PaRappa said, "you just gotta believe!"
Thinkin' we can teach you is pretty naive.

[Lost in Time]

If I don't get this entire thread into a real rap by this eve,
All you sons of bitches will die in my leave.

Yeah so my raps kind of suck
but you'll mostly ignore this post with my luck.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

If I don't get this entire thread into a real rap by this eve,
All you sons of bitches will die in my leave.

Yeah so my raps kind of suck
but you'll mostly ignore this post with my luck.

You were most certainly mistaken,
I dig the raps that you be makin'.
Sure, they could use a lil polish,
But you be serving a fine dish.

[POS Industries]

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