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Kim
07-27-2010, 12:25 PM
All y'alls need some new avvys. I'm sick of lookin' at your old ones.

Azisien
07-27-2010, 12:29 PM
Sure, fuck Shamalambabow anyway.

The Sevenshot Kid
07-27-2010, 12:30 PM
No one could get sick of a Navi Doctor!
... On second thought, show me what you got.

krogothwolf
07-27-2010, 12:34 PM
That's a Navi Doctor? I thought it was a Zombie Doctor.

Lets see if you can beat the Starcraft Marine!

Grimpond
07-27-2010, 12:35 PM
yo man you gonna put an avvy in my avvy
so i can post while i post :dance:

Fifthfiend
07-27-2010, 12:38 PM
I'd actually like an avatar OF hookers KTHX

Magic_Marker
07-27-2010, 12:39 PM
What possible avatar is better than atlas shrugging off the poor?

I challenge you to come up with one.

Bard The 5th LW
07-27-2010, 12:40 PM
You can try. And if I like it, I may just save it for use at a later date.

But I doubt you can beat the one I'm using.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
07-27-2010, 12:42 PM
Can you top Dancing Death?

Fifthfiend
07-27-2010, 12:47 PM
Man Mac I gotta say it's pretty tacky lifting Wiggles' avatar.

I mean IDK if he cares or whatever I'm just saying like, TOTAL party foul.

Kim
07-27-2010, 12:48 PM
Sure, fuck Shamalambabow anyway.

Azis, you look like a guy who's always ready to kick some ass, so here's an avvy of Black Dynamite doing just that.

http://i26.tinypic.com/dbpn3a.gif

Fifthfiend
07-27-2010, 12:50 PM
Dude come on, 100 x 50? What kind of low-rent operation are you running here?

I for one demand nothing less than full, rich, indulgent 100x100 sizing for my avatar-buying no-dollar!

Magic_Marker
07-27-2010, 12:59 PM
It's almost as if he pockets the other 50 pixels to spend on hookers.

I don't know if I should be angry, or envious.

krogothwolf
07-27-2010, 01:02 PM
Man, that is low mac, Can't believe you're stealin people's Avatar's. Guess that's what you get from people who live to close to Edmonton.

Kim
07-27-2010, 01:06 PM
No one could get sick of a Navi Doctor!
... On second thought, show me what you got.

http://i27.tinypic.com/t4zst4.gif

The Gunslinger would kick an old lady across the room, just to prove he could.

Fifthfiend
07-27-2010, 01:08 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/t4zst4.gif

!!

This pixel-filching fly-by-nite outfit is an AFFRONT to the ethical standards of trained, professional avatarologists!

Where is the accountability? Where is the JUSTICE?!

Lost in Time
07-27-2010, 01:11 PM
My avatar is something that had it's 15 minutes of internet fame and then faded into obscurity. I probably could use a new one. Also, is the hookers for me?

The Wandering God
07-27-2010, 01:13 PM
But can any avatar really replace the look of joy on a Heavy's face?

Especially when it comes with it's own soundtrack in the sig?

Kim
07-27-2010, 01:15 PM
That's a Navi Doctor? I thought it was a Zombie Doctor.

Lets see if you can beat the Starcraft Marine!

http://i31.tinypic.com/21f0g1u.gif

krogothwolf can kick a man through a wall without even trying.

Jagos
07-27-2010, 01:16 PM
But can any avatar really replace the look of joy on a Heavy's face?

Especially when it comes with it's own soundtrack in the sig?
I believe I can. MONOCLE SMILE!

Menarker
07-27-2010, 01:22 PM
Since you're offering and because I'm in a VERY campy mood...!

I demand a Doctor Terminus avatar from Pete's Dragon! (Fancy dressed guy with ridicious villian mustache)

He has so many awesome facial expressions as you can see from this video! (Overperforming actors are great stuff for avatars, no?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VXQaPRy0cA

The more outrageous the expression, the better!

Nikose Tyris
07-27-2010, 01:33 PM
I'll take anything. I need an avvy update.

Edit: Actually best case scenario, you pull 3:30-3:31 from this youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lNlLFwfyl4&feature=sub&videos=qe0J9ZhGN2A

Red Fighter 1073
07-27-2010, 01:33 PM
I simply "demand" a way for me to get the damn GIF image on my computer to not end up as a still-image when I post it as my avatar.

The Wandering God
07-27-2010, 01:47 PM
I believe I can. MONOCLE SMILE!

Indeed, I do feel quite posh now, good sir. You have my everlasting gratitude.

Da da da da. Da da da da. Come sing with me! Da da da da da. (http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/7/75/Heavy_cheers08_Dah_da_da-dah_da_da-da-da-da-da-dahhhh!_Funeral_March_.wav)

Now to write that letter to Khrushchev about reparations to the Germans after my good friend Medic described the horrible things that, for once, aren't being done by him.

Kim
07-27-2010, 01:50 PM
I simply "demand" a way for me to get the damn GIF image on my computer to not end up as a still-image when I post it as my avatar.

In my experience, this generally only happens when you try and use a gif that is slightly bigger than the size restrictions.

Terex4
07-27-2010, 02:40 PM
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!

NonCon I was doing good keeping one avatar instead of my usual weekly change. Enabler!

Raptacular Haberdasher
07-27-2010, 03:20 PM
I've been here a day (as far as you know,)
But I'd love a new a new avatar, Nonsy, fo sho'.

Kim
07-27-2010, 03:37 PM
yo man you gonna put an avvy in my avvy
so i can post while i post :dance:

http://i26.tinypic.com/fc1qw9.gif

You are free to interpret this however you wish.

Dracorion
07-27-2010, 03:46 PM
Man, I could really use a bitchin' new avatar.

Seriously, all the avvy's I've ever had sucked.

Kim
07-27-2010, 03:50 PM
I'd actually like an avatar OF hookers KTHX

I won't give you hookers, but out of the kindness of my heart, I misappropriated fewer of your pixels.

http://i30.tinypic.com/15hzpn8.gif

TopHatAssassin
07-27-2010, 07:20 PM
I could also do with a new avatar, I think. This one needs to be aired out. Have at you, sir!

Inbred Chocobo
07-27-2010, 07:36 PM
I would like to request zee avatar please.

The old one from the square root of 25 fiend is a bit old.

h4x.m4g3
07-27-2010, 07:44 PM
I've had this avatar far too long, please help a poor lurker out with a shiny new look.

Nique
07-28-2010, 12:18 AM
Someone find me a good Star Trek gif. Preferably a smug Doctor, or maybe Q.

Shyria Dracnoir
07-28-2010, 01:04 AM
I defy you to give me something better than an infinite plate of marshmallow and chocolate chip cookies.

Kim
07-28-2010, 01:27 AM
Can you top Dancing Death?

I'm gonna skip a few usernames and throw one at Mac real quick cuz I'm sick of seeing him rip off Wigmund's style.

http://i31.tinypic.com/1tvouo.gif

Pip Boy
07-28-2010, 11:50 AM
I need a new avatar to match The proper gent's rap (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1060142&postcount=62).

An old guy, maybe with a monocle, gettin him some bitches.

Magic_Marker
07-28-2010, 02:36 PM
Behold!

http://i.imgur.com/Zeu2F.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Kh6Ys.jpg

The Wandering God
07-28-2010, 03:02 PM
More monocle wearers that I may associate with?

This is quite the pleasing development.

Flarecobra
07-28-2010, 03:10 PM
There's also one from here: http://sadpanda.us/images/177329-4A8RQS7.png

Magic_Marker
07-28-2010, 03:11 PM
You know what, dibs on Bender. I don't even have to change my user title or sig.

batgirl
07-28-2010, 07:26 PM
Eh, I'll get a new one. I'm getting tired of X-23 anyways.

synkr0nized
07-29-2010, 01:09 AM
Hold on.


You get money when doing one of these threads?
I will make so many of these threads you don't even

Ecks
07-29-2010, 03:14 PM
I'm rather tired of Stewey...

monocle scizor, yo. I'd like to join those fine, monocle-wearing gentlemen, sir.

Jagos
07-30-2010, 01:20 AM
Kid, you're too young for a monocle

Shyria Dracnoir
07-30-2010, 02:38 AM
Ruffians and wastrels, the lot of you. We dragons had perfected the art of haberdashery while your kind was still farming dirt in caves.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/shyriaicon.jpg

Flarecobra
07-30-2010, 02:43 AM
Is that chain going in your ear?

Magic_Marker
07-30-2010, 08:52 AM
Now, now, billionaire dragon. There's no reason we billionaires can't all get along. If you get angry just take a money nap on your piles of gold and magical weapons.

Shyria Dracnoir
07-30-2010, 10:01 AM
Is that chain going in your ear?

Between it and the horn. It's not like I have a shirt collar to pin it to or anything.

Menarker
07-30-2010, 10:05 AM
*Cues campy 60s music*

A dragon, a dragon,
I swear I saw a dragon!
His tail lashing,
he'll be smashing,
every shop in town!
With scaley feet,
he'll crack the street
and tear the steeple down!
It's not some looney dream,
I heard a scream from sherrif brown!

It's true, it's true
oh what are we to do?
It's true, it's true,
'ole lampie's in a stew!


*Still waiting for my Pete's Dragon avatar featuring Dr.Terminus with his "all natural miracle cures" made from dragons.*

Shyria Dracnoir
07-30-2010, 03:17 PM
Figured I couldn't leave without giving the Lord of Assassin his proper due.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/thadiusicon.jpg

Wigmund
07-30-2010, 04:30 PM
This is a mighty fine hat. But can it compare to this fine specimen?
7471
It dates back to the 12th century.

Pip Boy
07-30-2010, 04:55 PM
Needs more monocle

EDIT: I like where this thread is going.

Thadius
07-30-2010, 05:04 PM
Upon my word. A hat and monocle for me? Along with a proper cup of coffee! Indeed, I too approve of the direction of this discussion and encourage more of this development.

Nique
07-30-2010, 11:54 PM
Your avatars are all barf, mine is awesome.

Shyria Dracnoir
07-31-2010, 09:10 PM
*Still waiting for my Pete's Dragon avatar featuring Dr.Terminus with his "all natural miracle cures" made from dragons.*

I swear, if I catch you rooting through my dumpster for old toenail clippings or some nonsense like that again, I'll set the zombie Lawninjas after you.

Geminex
07-31-2010, 11:08 PM
I have no avatar! Grant me one!

Menarker
08-01-2010, 05:12 AM
Perhaps one of you fine gents can make an avatar out of these two?

http://www.iouppo.com/pics2/1d6d19dea9bc35ab824c8200d856ed0f.png

Man, he looks like he's caught in the middle of an expletive!

Or maybe this one

http://www3.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/3518/84.jpg

Sky Warrior Bob
08-01-2010, 06:17 AM
None for me, thanks. I'm fine with my tired & overused avatar. However, can I interest any of you in Jedi Sherlock Holmes & Watson?

Admittedly, I wish now that I got a few more pics, but ah well.

SWB

Shyria Dracnoir
08-01-2010, 01:16 PM
A little something like this, perhaps, my good man/woman/thing?

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Menarkeravatar.jpg

No, wait! I can tell you're a discerning chap and these are discerning folk you're intent on consorting with, so mayhap I can recommend something more befitting a forumite of your stature?

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Menarkeravatar2.jpg

Well then, what do you think?

Menarker
08-01-2010, 07:52 PM
Aye, thank you kindly. ^^ Your exemplary caliber of service is appreciated to the utmost degree. I salute you sir! May I perhaps be so bold as to entreat you to try a free sample of my all natural home-made skin balm? :3

mauve
08-01-2010, 08:03 PM
Can I have a fancy avatar too? I want in on the hat and monocle party!

Shyria Dracnoir
08-01-2010, 11:04 PM
Can I have a fancy avatar too? I want in on the hat and monocle party!

I trust this is up to your standards then, madame?

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Mauvemageavatar.jpg

Bard The 5th LW
08-01-2010, 11:10 PM
Yeah OK those monocles are looking pretty cool about now.

mauve
08-01-2010, 11:54 PM
I trust this is up to your standards then, madame?

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Mauvemageavatar.jpg

*Squeal of joy*

Why yes indeed, I dare say that is the finest example of mauve-themed class and style that I have seen in quite some time! Positively smashing, my comrade in fanciness! Positively smashing!

A thousand thanks!

(Wait.... Crud! I'm on my phone right now, so I can't change my avatar until I get home to a pc. Darnit. :( )

batgirl
08-02-2010, 12:16 AM
holy crap that's awesome!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
08-02-2010, 12:49 AM
Can Mac get a Shyria avvie please!

phil_
08-02-2010, 01:22 AM
Shyria, holy carp, that is a sweet draw'ring. The tiny top hat; the magic instead of cigarette smoke; just wow. That's too funny and awesome.

And no, I don't want one. I will cling to Eureka Seven until at least a decade has passed!

Nique
08-02-2010, 01:50 AM
Look at Shyria all talented and whatnot!

Mauve always Get's the best fanarts :(

Shyria Dracnoir
08-02-2010, 02:41 AM
Next up on NPF's Classiest Citizens, Flare!

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Flareavatar.jpg

Can Mac get a Shyria avvie please!

Sure. Can't really say how long it'll take due to finals, but I've gotten these down to a finished avatar in roughly 2 hours to fully sketch, refine, and color, so it's not that hard.

Mauve always Get's the best fanarts :(

Awww, I can draw you something as well if you want. You just need to ask. That is, unless you're too poor or Irish to muster up the nerve :cool:

Flarecobra
08-02-2010, 02:52 AM
My girlfriend wanted to pass this on:

"Very Classy!"

And I agree with her. :D And I noticed that the bands were the main colors of our characters...

Viridis
08-02-2010, 02:54 AM
I'm just annoyed that nowhere on the internet or in a comic is there a picture of Deadpool with a monocle, top hat and cane.

Nique
08-02-2010, 03:03 AM
Awww, I can draw you something as well if you want. You just need to ask. That is, unless you're too poor or Irish to muster up the nerve

Why thank you! My username is not really iconic enough to provide a template for much of anything though.

Flarecobra
08-02-2010, 03:05 AM
I'm just annoyed that no wear on the internet or in a comic is there a picture of Deadpool with a monocle, top hat and cane.

Well, guess that means it must be drawn.

Fifthfiend
08-02-2010, 12:04 PM
Draw me!

Please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease draw me?!

Shyria Dracnoir
08-02-2010, 12:21 PM
Draw me!

Please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease draw me?!

Got a reference I can use? Actually, this goes for a lot of people asking for avatars; I've got no idea what half you lot look like.

Nikose Tyris
08-02-2010, 12:32 PM
I suppose it's too late to ask Shyria for an avvy. :( If she could squeeze me in, i've got a pretty iconic look.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-02-2010, 12:40 PM
I suppose it's too late to ask Shyria for an avvy. :( If she could squeeze me in, i've got a pretty iconic look.

Not necessarily too late, you just may need to be patient.

Fifthfiend
08-02-2010, 12:51 PM
Got a reference I can use? Actually, this goes for a lot of people asking for avatars; I've got no idea what half you lot look like.

Make up whatevs! Faceless inhuman entity, hellish 'fiend', grossly obese man-baby, brain in a jar, some completely random thing that has nothing to even do with those other things, Lady Gaga, these are among the many envisionings of me which are yours to envision howsoever you may, um, vision. Whatever strikes your fancy! As long as it's wearing a top-hat and monocle, my delight would be ecstatical.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
08-02-2010, 12:52 PM
Make up whatevs! Faceless inhuman entity, hellish 'fiend', grossly obese man-baby, brain in a jar, these are among the many envisionings of me which are yours to envision howsoever you may, um, vision.

And be sure to add a bow tie =D

Flarecobra
08-02-2010, 12:56 PM
And Gentlemanly Mustache?

Fifthfiend
08-02-2010, 12:57 PM
And be sure to add a bow tie =D

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/qn0g8n.gif

mauve
08-02-2010, 04:10 PM
I'm surprised nobody has an avatar of Sedgewick from Lackadaisy for this event. He has a top hat. I don't remember if he has a monocle or not, but he's still pretty fancy! I know we've got a sizeable group of Lackadaisy fans here.

Granted, it's nowhere near as classy as having a Shyria Original for an avatar, but it might be the next best thing.

Ecks
08-02-2010, 04:37 PM
Okay, Shyria, screw Nonsie and that other douche who rebuked me for wanting in on the monocle goodness! I would pretty please with a giant mound of sugar and cherries on top like a fancy schmancy avatar.

I believe something like this would be a good reference point. Just add top hat and monocle and you've got it.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6cdIXPRXQxQX2M:http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu43/BlackCatKate/Pokemon/Type_Bug/Scizor.png&t=1

Osterbaum
08-02-2010, 04:54 PM
Shoot your big avatar load all over me.

Token
08-02-2010, 05:00 PM
http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/qn0g8n.gif

http://i27.tinypic.com/33ygpc8.jpg

Bow ties are cool.

Donomni
08-02-2010, 05:47 PM
Perhaps I should request such an avatar, if only for the preposterousness that would be a monocle over those Kamina Shades.

Bonus points for emphasizing the shortness of Kirby.

Ah, yes, a reference without such improbable backgrounds:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/Donomni/RAWRAW.png

Wigmund
08-02-2010, 05:59 PM
Bow ties are cool.

Or is it due to whoever is wearing the bow tie? For example...
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2008/03/10/carlsonx.jpg

Magic_Marker
08-02-2010, 06:07 PM
Truly bow ties are a double bow weapon. With one loop, lies pretension and hate. The other, gentleness and adventure.

We may never know its true nature, but perhaps the nature of the bow tie, lies within us.

Fifthfiend
08-02-2010, 06:08 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/33ygpc8.jpg

Bow ties are cool.

I actually saw a couple episodes of this new Doctor Who and I absolutely fucking hate him because he's a totally cool and likeable dude and he goes around wearing A FUCKING BOW TIE and just arrrrwaweralskdfjal;lwieur;aiousioruRAGE

Magic_Marker
08-02-2010, 06:17 PM
You probably hate lightsabers because Hayden Christensen used them too.

Token
08-02-2010, 06:30 PM
Or is it due to whoever is wearing the bow tie? For example...
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2008/03/10/carlsonx.jpg

Truly bow ties are a double bow weapon. With one loop, lies pretension and hate. The other, gentleness and adventure.

We may never know its true nature, but perhaps the nature of the bow tie, lies within us.

I actually saw a couple episodes of this new Doctor Who and I absolutely fucking hate him because he's a totally cool and likeable dude and he goes around wearing A FUCKING BOW TIE and just arrrrwaweralskdfjal;lwieur;aiousioruRAGE

http://i32.tinypic.com/14mamfb.jpg

Julford Hajime
08-02-2010, 06:52 PM
Way to go Token, now you've gone and ruined Morgan Freeman.

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Token
08-02-2010, 06:54 PM
Way to go Token, now you've gone and ruined Morgan Freeman.

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

http://i31.tinypic.com/iq8p38.jpg

Fifthfiend
08-02-2010, 07:36 PM
Clearly the lesson here is that a bowtie is totally the garment for otherwise cool people to wear when said cool people wish to appear to be total douchebricks.

Token
08-02-2010, 07:41 PM
Clearly the lesson here is that a bowtie is totally the garment for otherwise cool people to wear when said cool people wish to appear to be total douchebricks.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2mjiol.jpg

Then explain Double-Bow-Seven.

Fifthfiend
08-02-2010, 07:43 PM
Double 0 Clownsuit
Double 0 Ugly Neck-Parasite
Double 0 George Will

Token
08-02-2010, 07:51 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/210xgmx.jpg

Look at that motherfucker. Do you know why he's so smug? Because he knows that he's better than you. The bow tie alone contains more awesome than you do in your entire being.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-02-2010, 08:06 PM
Make up whatevs! Faceless inhuman entity, hellish 'fiend', grossly obese man-baby, brain in a jar, some completely random thing that has nothing to even do with those other things, Lady Gaga, these are among the many envisionings of me which are yours to envision howsoever you may, um, vision. Whatever strikes your fancy! As long as it's wearing a top-hat and monocle, my delight would be ecstatical.

Oh, Fifth Fifth Fifth Fifth Fifth....*tisk tisk* I would have thought you'd be smarter than suggest a thing like that to someone like me, especially after I've been consorting with Thadius for as long as I have. Combined with your recent statements right here in this very thread, alas I have but this to offer:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Fifthfiendavatarfinal.jpg

Raptacular Haberdasher
08-02-2010, 08:08 PM
DAT BOW TIE

<3

Shit, forgot I was rappin' all up on my iPod.
Anyway, great avatar; Fifth, use it, you sod!

Krylo
08-02-2010, 08:16 PM
Man, you realize that the Indy outfit you posted existed entirely to make Harrison Ford look as nerdy as possible? The entire point of that outfit from the terrible glasses, to the bow tie, to the ridiculous suit was to make him look like a completely boring loser professor to create a dichotomy between his day job as a teacher and his adventuring persona.

Further, did you SERIOUSLY just use Pee-Wee Herman?

Are you even trying?

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
08-02-2010, 08:18 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/210xgmx.jpg


This...is crack.

Token
08-02-2010, 08:31 PM
Man, you realize that the Indy outfit you posted existed entirely to make Harrison Ford look as nerdy as possible? The entire point of that outfit from the terrible glasses, to the bow tie, to the ridiculous suit was to make him look like a completely boring loser professor to create a dichotomy between his day job as a teacher and his adventuring persona.

And it didn't work. At all. BECAUSE IT WAS MORE AWESOME. :dance:

Ecks
08-02-2010, 10:35 PM
Will somebody please slap a top hat, monocle AND a bow tie on a Scizor? I have to rock that shit, yo.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-03-2010, 12:17 AM
Will somebody please slap a top hat, monocle AND a bow tie on a Scizor? I have to rock that shit, yo.

I'll try to have something done by later tonight.

Bard The 5th LW
08-03-2010, 12:25 AM
Here you go.

http://i28.tinypic.com/k53crl.jpg

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
08-03-2010, 01:01 AM
Hey Ecks

http://i32.tinypic.com/2cgdml5.jpg

Avatar size even

Bard The 5th LW
08-03-2010, 01:08 AM
I like mine more.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
08-03-2010, 01:56 AM
I like mine more.

Says the boy with the Lucky Star avvie.

Fifthfiend
08-03-2010, 02:34 AM
Oh, Fifth Fifth Fifth Fifth Fifth....*tisk tisk* I would have thought you'd be smarter than suggest a thing like that to someone like me, especially after I've been consorting with Thadius for as long as I have. Combined with your recent statements right here in this very thread, alas I have but this to offer:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Fifthfiendavatarfinal.jpg

A bold, yet complex spite, taking on the character of the handcrafted Token shitposting in which it fermented, halfassery and low resolution giving it nuances that unfold sublimely across the tongue. Cheeky! Yet without getting all cute about it. Indeed, a studied, formalistic ugliness that envelopes the viewer in a heady disgust. All capped off with the garish crudity of a less than one to one aspect ratio, truly the Pièce de Merde de Résistance.

Four - no! - four and a half stars, a true work of craft.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-03-2010, 02:50 AM
Will somebody please slap a top hat, monocle AND a bow tie on a Scizor? I have to rock that shit, yo.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/EckScizoravatar.jpg

I told you I'd have something, now didn't I?

Thadius
08-03-2010, 04:13 AM
Were I to pass on right now, I would die a happy man. Fifth using the clown as his avatar. I doubt it gets much better than that.

Premmy
08-03-2010, 05:48 AM
Somebody hit me, Tired of talking to Stew Beef.

Krylo
08-03-2010, 05:50 AM
Somebody hit me, Tired of talking to Stew Beef.

Why ask someone else to hit you, when you could hit yourself with this convenient pile of stones?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/krylo/bricked.gif

Ah.

Well.

Ecks
08-03-2010, 09:07 PM
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/EckScizoravatar.jpg

I told you I'd have something, now didn't I?

Now that is one classy Scizor. I thank'ee, Shyria, with rep points!

synkr0nized
08-03-2010, 09:55 PM
....why does it have a human face?

Shyria Dracnoir
08-03-2010, 10:49 PM
....why does it have a human face?

Well, I based it off of the image he posted here

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6cdIXPRXQxQX2M:http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu43/BlackCatKate/Pokemon/Type_Bug/Scizor.png&t=1

Besides, it was easier to get the good smug gentlemanly expression with this design than with a straight up Pokemon.

And before I go, here's Mac's newly gentrified mecha incarnation.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Macavatar.jpg

krogothwolf
08-03-2010, 10:53 PM
freaky

Token
08-03-2010, 11:04 PM
Y'know, if I could get Gold wearing a bow tie and with a top hat on top of his baseball cap, I could die happy. :D

Wigmund
08-03-2010, 11:08 PM
No, you should get Joey and his Rattatata in top hats.

Token
08-03-2010, 11:24 PM
No, you should get Rattata and his Joey in top hats. percentage bow ties.

ftfy

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
08-03-2010, 11:46 PM
No, you should get Joey and his Rattatata in top hats.

No way. Asshat and Joey making out ON a top hat!

Shyria Dracnoir
08-04-2010, 02:33 AM
Anyone else thinking the thread could use a name change? I haven't seen Nonsie around here in a while...

synkr0nized
08-04-2010, 03:38 AM
It's not his fault you hijacked the thread.

akaSM
08-04-2010, 04:31 AM
It's not his fault you hijacked the thread.

Lol, I just remembered it wasn't Shyria who started this one.

Hey, I want one of those gentlemanly avvies too, classy me! ^_^

Rejected Again
08-04-2010, 04:39 AM
If shy if passing out cool avatars, I'll take one in something classy.

Lost in Time
08-04-2010, 11:43 AM
Well, I originally asked on the first page, but this has seem to been carried away. So I'll nicely request again. Avatar! Avatar! Avatar!

Terex4
08-04-2010, 12:19 PM
If you're feeling up to it I would like one based on http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8017/lichj.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/i/lichj.jpg/) I'd like to trade the bow tie in for a cigar.

Viridis
08-05-2010, 03:38 AM
The persistent lack of Deadpool with a monocle is like a crime against nature.

phil_
08-05-2010, 04:27 AM
You know what, screw it. Shyria, make me a classy Eureka Seven avatar, and I'll trade you two Philbos where you don't appear and one where you do. How's that?

POS Industries
08-05-2010, 04:55 AM
Anyone else thinking the thread could use a name change? I haven't seen Nonsie around here in a while...
No and I'm holding you to the hooker thing.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-05-2010, 12:04 PM
No and I'm holding you to the hooker thing.

You mean you actually want me to rip you guys off by promisng to make stuff for you but actually blowing it on hookers and, well, blow?

Loyal
08-05-2010, 12:12 PM
You know what, screw it. Shyria, make me a classy Eureka Seven avatar, and I'll trade you two Philbos where you don't appear and one where you do. How's that?Don't you still owe us Philbos from Rick's JAQ?

Shyria Dracnoir
08-05-2010, 01:10 PM
The persistent lack of Deadpool with a monocle is like a crime against nature.

Justice has been done.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Viridisavatar.jpg

You know what, screw it. Shyria, make me a classy Eureka Seven avatar, and I'll trade you two Philbos where you don't appear and one where you do. How's that?

Chibi-Eureka taunts in the general direction of the hatless masses!

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Philavatar.jpg

phil_
08-05-2010, 02:45 PM
Don't you still owe us Philbos from Rick's JAQ?Why yes, Loyal, yes I do. And I have no (good) idea on what I'll write about Shyria. This is what happens when you drink, people: other people get hurt!

But yeah, thanks, Shyria. Guess I'll get on those now.

Viridis
08-05-2010, 03:43 PM
Justice has been done.You are officially The Best Person and are receiving rep.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-05-2010, 04:31 PM
You are officially The Best Person and are receiving rep.

:dance:

TDK
08-05-2010, 06:20 PM
Am I too late to the party to get a fancy avatar?



I look like this:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs120.snc3/16763_1321414674347_1200224635_30986359_1016147_n. jpg
(For your convenience, I am already wearing a tophat, although I don't own a monocle, much to my dismay.)


And this:

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs409.snc3/24762_10150158708770648_141112220647_11990234_1668 212_n.jpg

synkr0nized
08-05-2010, 07:56 PM
hahaa How many gems did you get just from this thread, Shyria? Fast track to successtown! At least someone comes through with the avatars when promised!

Rejected Again
08-06-2010, 05:54 AM
hahaa How many gems did you get just from this thread, Shyria? Fast track to successtown! At least someone comes through with the avatars when promised!

At least 2. I had this page open before lunch and noticed that >.>

Shyria Dracnoir
08-07-2010, 06:17 PM
Sorry for keeping some of you waiting. Hopefully I'll have an update later tonight with a new batch of avvies.

akaSM
08-07-2010, 06:28 PM
Awesome, I wonder what will I get ^_^

Shyria Dracnoir
08-07-2010, 09:23 PM
Token
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Tokenavatar.jpg
akaSM
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/akaSMavatar.jpg
Donomni
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Donomniavatar.jpg

Welcome to the elite!

Flarecobra
08-07-2010, 09:28 PM
*Gasps* The Towering Pillar of Hats!

Nikose Tyris
08-07-2010, 10:50 PM
I am still excitedly waiting for Nikose's hat. :D

Bard The 5th LW
08-07-2010, 11:24 PM
So am I too late to ask for one?

Grimpond
08-07-2010, 11:52 PM
WHat do you think York? You'd look good in a Hat and Monocle.

TopHatAssassin
08-08-2010, 12:03 AM
Can I resubmit my request, only this time for something similarly classy? I feel sorely under-classed.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-08-2010, 12:44 AM
Hmm, I need to start writing these down somewhere. Maybe everyone who wants one PM me and I can keep track?

Token
08-08-2010, 01:06 AM
Thank you. Classhat is the best hat. :D

Tev
08-08-2010, 01:29 AM
Tevosaurus Rex would like a classy avatar!

akaSM
08-08-2010, 02:27 AM
Gentlemen! D|:3

Also, why is token/classhat not Joey?

KeienSlayer
08-08-2010, 02:33 AM
I would like a Sanosuke in a tophat and monocle, please!

Shyria Dracnoir
08-08-2010, 12:25 PM
Gentlemen! C|:3

Also, why is token/classhat not Joey?

Because if I did that, he'd set Skittles on me, and that would not be fun.

Loyal
08-08-2010, 01:11 PM
Gentlemen! C|:3That's not a top hat, that's a bowler.

Donomni
08-08-2010, 01:20 PM
I say, this is a wonderfully splendorous representation of my informational network persona.

Many thanks to you, kind sir!

Token
08-08-2010, 01:58 PM
Because if I did that, he'd set Skittles on me, and that would not be fun.

The sheer classiness of this avatar has won you one "Get out of Skittles Free" card. The rest of you aren't safe though. Especially you, Mac.

akaSM
08-08-2010, 04:12 PM
That's not a top hat, that's a bowler.

I tried getting a monocle but, it would show as a "?" instead :(. This one seems better D|:3

Because if I did that, he'd set Skittles on me, and that would not be fun.

You could give Skittles a hat and a monocle and discuss it in a gentlemanly way while drinking a cup of England's best tea.

Doc ock rokc
08-08-2010, 07:25 PM
My avatar is so awesome it doesn't need a Top hat

Nikose Tyris
08-10-2010, 08:20 AM
...I just realized I've had a monocle and tophat since before they were cool in my avatar.

What the hell.

Shyria Dracnoir
08-10-2010, 10:55 AM
You're just ahead of the curve, my good fellow.

Inbred Chocobo
08-10-2010, 11:03 AM
Hey... Hey Shyria if you make me an awesome avatar I'll finish my Avvy RP.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
08-10-2010, 06:47 PM
Hmm, these monacled-up, top hat wearing avatars are rather excellent. I wonder if I could get a Hawkified version for myself?

Jagos
08-10-2010, 11:08 PM
My avatar is so awesome it doesn't need a Top hat
I do say my dear boy, a monocle is quite adequate, however, the Top Hat makes it creme de la creme.