I have so very many opinions!

[Fifthfiend]

I mean man I look at you and frankly my opinion is that you are the sort of person in need of some opinions so don't be shy, you just go on ahead and ask for mine! Would you like an opinion on a fictional story produced by a major hollywood studio, I can totally help you out with one of those! Or perhaps you're more in the market for opinions about japanese children's entertainment well sir I assure you, my opinions about japanese children's entertainment are second to NONE.

No no I can tell you're into a more serious style of opinion, well in that case let me draw your attention to my opinions of WORLD POLITICS, backed by only the finest in direct links to Wikipedia articles! But opinions on politics are never complete without opinions on terms and definitions, which is why I'm always at the ready with my trusty copy of Merriam-Webster and my handy list of opinions on why and where it is wrong!

I have so many of these first-rate A-grade opinions and I am ever SO happy to share so just you ask away! Act now and you can get all these opinions and more for the low low price of validating my existence with your fleeting attention! Can you imagine a better deal, I tell you sir my opinion is that you can not!!

[Julford Hajime]

What is your opinions on Bow Ties?

Figured we'd start with an easy one.

[Rejected Again]

Damn you, you give him the easy ones!

Whats your opinion on anti-mater?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

What is your opinion on the defining work of Orgel on the production of biotic molecules?

[Krylo]

I have so very many opinions!

And they are all terrible.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Whats your opinion on anti-mater?

It doesn't matter.

[Nique]

This was a joke from The Department. Fifthfiend, are you stealing jokes from The Department? Because it looks like you are stealing jokes from The Department.

By-the-by, what do you think about Extenze all natural male enhancement?

[Magic_Marker]

How can I convince my friends to give me all their money if I don't know any senators?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Tell me what you think about this Fifthfiend guy.
Living legend, huge dick or maybe both?

I'm personally hoping for a hitherto unspoken opinion as I always like to enhance my mind by listening to other people's thoughts so I can discard them and continue thinking whatever the hell I was thinking without ever considering to save this new input to my brain. I'd even go as far as to ignore undeniable facts for that. Damn, what have I become?

Your turn.

[Amake]

What's your opinion on peoples' opinions?

[Mondt]

Opinionate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HgEkgF34E). I thought I would ease into the music opinions. Start with easy...

[Fifthfiend]

What is your opinions on Bow Ties?

You see, in prehistoric times, men were HUNTERS, whereas women were gatherers. Because of this, evolution has designed women to want to marry for love, while at the same time, it has designed men to avoid lasting relationships and fuck around!

Whats your opinion on anti-mater?

Did you know that the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's is now 4.99, when it used to be 2.99? Inflation is the scourge that's running this economy into the ground! That guy up there in the "White" House better do something about it, or he is Not Getting My Vote!

What is your opinion on the defining work of Orgel on the production of biotic molecules?

Suspenders are a classy fashion statement, just make sure you don't wear them with a belt!

It doesn't matter.

Jiraya was the coolest, fuck everyone else!

By-the-by, what do you think about Extenze all natural male enhancement?

If Congress continues to punish the most productive workers with their constant tax increases, they won't be able to continue the cutting-edge innovations that create new jobs to replace the ones stolen from us by illegal Mexicans!

How can I convince my friends to give me all their money if I don't know any senators?

All of these people say they don't like this thing that I like, but really they're just making themselves think that. If they'd just turn off their brain and stop overanalyzing, they'd like it fine!

Tell me what you think about this Fifthfiend guy.
Living legend, huge dick or maybe both?

The problem with modern relationships is that technology makes it too easy to talk to each other, so we've all forgotten how to really communicate. Texting is teaching our young people that you don't have to bother with the proper English language anymore! Also, all of these cell phones are giving us cancer or something, probably!

What's your opinion on peoples' opinions?

Everyone should dance, at least once in a while. It's no shame to feel young!

[Loyal]

What do you think about the United States immigration process?

[krogothwolf]

What's your opinion of out of control celebrities?

[Nique]

What's your opinion of yourself?

ftfy

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

What are your thoughts on:

Rush Limbaugh

Bill O'Reilly

Glen Beck

Tucker Carson

Bob The Mercenary

[Ryanderman]

I have a dissenting opinion. It's not very well thought out, and has no evidence or citations to back it up, but I'm entirely convinced of its absolute veracity. When I see your opinions that don't agree with mine, I get very angry because someone is wrong on the internet! It's obvious that you're missing a critical point that you haven't considered, and when I share it with you in my typical blunt condescending manner, you'll realize the error of your opinion and agree with me. But when you don't, when you counter my argument with more of your own, I'll be flabbergasted. How could you read what I said and still have your own opinion that's different from mine? Perhaps you didn't understand what I said. Maybe I didn't state it clearly enough. So I will restate my opinion, more slowly and clearly with smaller words, confident in the assurance that you will surely see the light now. But then you don't! Are you stupid? It must be that your intelligence is lacking, or perhaps you are willfully ignorant, or enjoy being wrong. Because there is no way any intelligent sane person could continue to hold an opinion different from mine after I have clearly and completely stated my self evidently right opinion. I'm going to reply to your reply again, but this time, though I'll restate my opinion a third time, just in case you really haven't been reading my posts, I'm going to disparage your intelligence, and also your mom, because you deserve it and I'm superior to you for holding the correct opinoin and I want every one to know it. Ha! When they see my witty insults of your intelligence, they'll all realize what a dupe you are and will support me. Perhaps when they join me in insulting you, you'll realize how wrong you are and will concede the debate. But what's this? I've been warned by a mod? Everyone is tell me to knock it off? Are you all stupid? How is this not self evident to you? I'm right, you're all wrong, and since I'm right I can insult you and it's ok! Geeze, I'm going to have to explain it to you jerks in no uncertain terms. Not only is my opinion unquestionably right, but you all obviously have never had girlfriends and still live in your mother's basements and have likely had lobotomies. Seriously, how stupid are all of you? What? I've been banned to two weeks? What madness is this? Obviously there's been some sort of mistake. I need to make a new account to post a long rant about how my opinion is still unequivocably right, the rest of you are morons, and the mods are opressive dictatorial nazis. I've been IP banned permanently?!? I didn't like that place anyway. I've heard Gaia's a good place to share my correct opinions.

[Fifthfiend]

What do you think about the United States immigration process?

You hear a lot of talk about the economy these days, but I think the obvious answer is that people need to stop lazing around and go get jobs! Sure, following your liberal hippie 'if it feels good, do it' mentality might sound fun, but if people won't do their duty to America, how are we ever going to win the fight against Al Qaeda? Don't you support the troops?

What's your opinion of out of control celebrities?

If Strom Thurmond had been elected president, we would never have had all these problems over the years!

What are your thoughts on:

Rush Limbaugh

Bill O'Reilly

Glen Beck

Tucker Carson

Bob The Mercenary

Here's a tip - paint your roof white! It'll reflect unnecessary heat, saving you a bundle on cooling. Also, don't forget to check the air pressure in your tires!

[Fifthfiend]

I have a dissenting opinion. It's not very well thought out, and has no evidence or citations to back it up, but I'm entirely convinced of its absolute veracity. When I see your opinions that don't agree with mine, I get very angry because someone is wrong on the internet! It's obvious that you're missing a critical point that you haven't considered, and when I share it with you in my typical blunt condescending manner, you'll realize the error of your opinion and agree with me. But when you don't, when you counter my argument with more of your own, I'll be flabbergasted. How could you read what I said and still have your own opinion that's different from mine? Perhaps you didn't understand what I said. Maybe I didn't state it clearly enough. So I will restate my opinion, more slowly and clearly with smaller words, confident in the assurance that you will surely see the light now. But then you don't! Are you stupid? It must be that your intelligence is lacking, or perhaps you are willfully ignorant, or enjoy being wrong. Because there is no way any intelligent sane person could continue to hold an opinion different from mine after I have clearly and completely stated my self evidently right opinion. I'm going to reply to your reply again, but this time, though I'll restate my opinion a third time, just in case you really haven't been reading my posts, I'm going to disparage your intelligence, and also your mom, because you deserve it and I'm superior to you for holding the correct opinoin and I want every one to know it. Ha! When they see my witty insults of your intelligence, they'll all realize what a dupe you are and will support me. Perhaps when they join me in insulting you, you'll realize how wrong you are and will concede the debate. But what's this? I've been warned by a mod? Everyone is tell me to knock it off? Are you all stupid? How is this not self evident to you? I'm right, you're all wrong, and since I'm right I can insult you and it's ok! Geeze, I'm going to have to explain it to you jerks in no uncertain terms. Not only is my opinion unquestionably right, but you all obviously have never had girlfriends and still live in your mother's basements and have likely had lobotomies. Seriously, how stupid are all of you? What? I've been banned to two weeks? What madness is this? Obviously there's been some sort of mistake. I need to make a new account to post a long rant about how my opinion is still unequivocably right, the rest of you are morons, and the mods are opressive dictatorial nazis. I've been IP banned permanently?!? I didn't like that place anyway. I've heard Gaia's a good place to share my correct opinions.

I disagree!

[Sky Warrior Bob]

What is your opinion on the color blue? Use diagrams & color charts, as appropriate. Also, try to show your math.

SWB

[Viridis]

Why are clowns unable to feel empathy for those around them?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

My opinion is this thread sucks!

[CABAL49]

How do you feel about cloning?

[Bard The 5th LW]

My opinion is this thread sucks!

Opinions are irrelevant.

It is a fact that this thread sucks.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You can't say a thread sucks until it's finished. Just you wait till it ends. I'll withhold my opinion until then, because it might change. And NOTHING on earth is more embarrassing than to admit you changed your opinion. Clearly.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Who would win in a fight of bigger douchebag, Mark Millar, Joe Queseda or M Night Shamanlyn whatever

[Bard The 5th LW]

You can't say a thread sucks until it's finishes. Just you wait till it ends. I'll withhold my opinion until then, because it might change. And NOTHING on earth is more embarrassing than to admit you changed your opinion. Clearly.

Fine then, I will withdraw the facts for now, and instead ask for an opinion.

What is your opinion on this smiley? :3:

[Fifthfiend]

What is your opinion on the color blue? Use diagrams & color charts, as appropriate. Also, try to show your math.

SWB

The recession is just the result of our most productive citizens bunkering down in anticipation of Obama's communist attack on their liberties! If Congress can just find a way to restrain his knee-jerk Marxist impulse to redistribute the wealth of the most-deserving, they'll be able to create the jobs that will get this economy moving again!

Why are clowns unable to feel empathy for those around them?

Fuck you!

How do you feel about cloning?

Sakura is so flighty and irrational, it's obvious that Jubei is the best match for Daisuke. And that Momo-tan - what a bitch!

[Fifthfiend]

My opinion is this thread sucks!

Opinions are irrelevant.

It is a fact that this thread sucks.

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38398 http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/nerdcross.gif

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/awesome.gif

[krogothwolf]

What's your opinion on the fifth fiend of every family of fiends?

[Kurosen]

ftfy
(truuuuuuth)

[Archbio]

(truuuuuuth)

Hellboy was a great comic book but I think that the B.P.R.D. title went places that the original just couldn't.

[The SSB Intern]

Hey Fifth, what kind of shampoo do you use? I'm a complete mess and I just need help, like, oh my god. I mean, your hair looks soo soft and silky today. And, well, everyday basically. That's probably why your student council president, Fifth. You're so smart and beautiful and funny.

[Odjn]

Hey Fifth cake or pie.

[Nique]

(truuuuuuth)

I'm just saying, if there's a 'Lindsey Lohan' here, it's Fifthfiend. It could not be anyone else.

[Magic_Marker]

So being banned from NPF is like rehab?

[Odjn]

Hey y'all I know you like to talk about Fifth and shit but this thread is about asking his opinions and thus stfu we're talking about pie and cake now.

[POS Industries]

So being banned from NPF is like rehab?
In that it had no effect whatsoever? Yes. http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/awesome.gif

[Fifthfiend]

Do you have an opinion about me? Is there a particular celebrity that you think of me as? Perhaps you consider me as holding archetypal role analagous to the hierarchy of the modern American high school? Are you just really upset about my flagrantly incorrect use of thread tags? Do you think my threads are terribly unfunny and also in no way fun?! Oh do please tell me, I so very much want to know!

[Odjn]

In that it had no effect whatsoever? Yes. http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/awesome.gif

POS you are a jerk CAKE OR PIE people.

[Fifthfiend]

'Sup last like 20 posts, I made ya'll a thread!

[POS Industries]

'Sup last like 20 posts, I made ya'll a thread!
Thread merged!

[Julford Hajime]

'Sup last like 20 posts, I made ya'll a thread!

EDIT: OH HEY DELETED, GUESS WE'D BETTER USE THIS THREAD TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT ME

Thread merged!

Fifthfiend and POS Industries: A perfect team!

[Fifthfiend]

Do you have an opinion about me? Perhaps regarding the quality of my threads? Is there a particular celebrity you think of me as? Or perhaps you feel I fill an archetypical role in the hierarchy of a metaphorical high school? Are you just really bothered by my inappropriate use of thread tags? Oh do please let's discuss the ongoing topic of me!

[POS Industries]

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK THREADS SO I MERGED A THREAD WITH YO THREAD SO YOU CAN POST WHILE YOU POST

[Kim]

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK THREADS SO I MERGED A THREAD WITH YO THREAD SO YOU CAN POST WHILE YOU POST

http://i36.tinypic.com/28rihlf.jpg

[Fifthfiend]

oh whoa I just remade it again

I hope this flagrantly disrespectful behavior doesn't get me like

BANNED or something

[Archbio]

I like groundhog pie, made out of ground groundhog meat.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Do you have an opinion about me? Perhaps regarding the quality of my threads? Is there a particular celebrity you think of me as? Or perhaps you feel I fill an archetypical role in the hierarchy of a metaphorical high school? Are you just really bothered by my inappropriate use of thread tags? Oh do please let's discuss the ongoing topic of me!

Grading fifthfiend posts:
Effort A+ Fifthfiend always tries to innovate and experiment. He likes to reach for the stars, climb mountains of creativity, higher and higher. He is untrammelled by stilted rules of convential posting, he follows his heart's desire to make his dreams come true. When the world leaves you feeling blue, you know a Fifthfiend post will always be waiting for you.
Potential A+ There ain't nothing he can't be, there's a whole world at his feet if only he reaches for it.
Execution B+ Fifthfiend is still a work in progress. While good he can't stop, gotta keep moving, his ideas have got to keep building. I feel in part he needs to leave the past behind him, he needs to abandon the limitations of the "Fifthfiend" persona and drive the open road, follow the rainbow, swim the ocean blue before true greatness can be achieved.

[POS Industries]

oh whoa I just remade it again

I hope this flagrantly disrespectful behavior doesn't get me like

BANNED or something
Oh hey look it did.

Whattaya know?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I won't even pretend to know what's going on any more. I mean after all these years I know you fuckers are crazy, but this...

Goddamn.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Fifthfiendavatar2final.jpg

[krogothwolf]

This thread would be even more awesome if CJ filled it with homoerotic images again. I miss those days.

[Flarecobra]

This thread would be even more awesome if CJ filled it with homoerotic images again. I miss those days.

Synk had some hits as well. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=966561#post966561)

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

This thread would be even more awesome if CJ filled it with homoerotic images again. I miss those days.

No that would be stupid.

[krogothwolf]

No that would be stupid.

The more you say that the more you seem like a one trick pony. Plus you know you miss it too!

[Kim]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2l8gndt.png
http://i38.tinypic.com/10wp79d.png

[krogothwolf]

POS is gin? It fits, it really fits!

[Kim]

He's been Gin since my second NPF Bleach comic.

[Ecks]

FUCKING SPOILERS

GODDAMMIT. I mean, I fucking knew it, but GODDAMMIT.

Also, PURLEEEEESE tell me where you go for manga? Onemanga capsized because they're all nice now.

[Flarecobra]

Don't think we can really discuss that on these forums.

[Grimpond]

Yeah. Hasn't that come up several times already?

[Fenris]

NonCon and Nique are the best posters in this thread, POS trailing behind at third.

[01d55]

NonCon and Nique are the best posters in this thread, POS trailing behind at third.

Ryanderman deserves credit for actually participating in the premise (satirizing people who are jerks about their opinions on the internet) and not making it all about Fifthfiend's A. Fifthyness B. Contempt for the surviving mod staff C. Ban. I therefore grant him top honors and disqualify all other entrants.

Smarty McBarrelpants doesn't have to deal with this shit (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38457). Yet.

I've seen that happen in every thread he's started and several he participated in and it's pretty tiresome and not at all what he was trying to accomplish - that's why he tried to redirect it to a different thread.

[POS Industries]

NonCon and Nique are the best posters in this thread, POS trailing behind at third.
I like to come from behind, yes.

[krogothwolf]

I like to come from behind, yes.

Somehow the world seems alright now.

[Magus]

Not sure who wants to tackle this question at this point, but: if you live in a colder climate, would it make sense to paint your roof black in order to save on heating?

[krogothwolf]

who needs soaps when you have NPF eh.

[Krylo]

who needs soaps when you have NPF eh.

NPF in a nutshell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1CwHFAKE4).

[POS Industries]

POS had absolutely nothing to do with anything done against Fifth and has been nothing but nice to him so far as I've seen
I'm not nice to anybody. Quit ruinin' my cred.

[Kim]

You know you love me.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You know you love me.

POS will love anyone for 5 bucks.

[POS Industries]

Please, I'm even more hateful to the ones I love. Been doing that shit since long before MSPA came up with that whole complicated Troll romance hullaballoooooooo. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1061783&postcount=1059) Like, at least a good week and a half or so beforehand. You know how it be.

But yeah, communication probably would have been good. Find that middle ground of "hey, I don't want this thread just be talking about me" and "hey, I don't think we really need more than one of these sorts of threads going at any given time" and all. But, I mean, it's just a day ban, so who gives a shit?

I give a shit, that's who. It was my first real banning after all. Where's my fucking cake and medal?

[Kim]

The cake islla lie.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

the cake isa lie.

Real Men eat Pie!

[synkr0nized]

We have a whole chest of medals in the back -- just pick one out. As for the cake, make SO bake you one.


also, more Bleach comics.

[Grimpond]

also, more Bleach comics.

Sewriously. THis is where the real money is.

[Magus]

Not sure who wants to tackle this question at this point, but: if you live in a colder climate, would it make sense to paint your roof black in order to save on heating?

Congrats and all that, but I'm not sure if you guys realize that this is an IMPORTANT QUESTION that needs TACKLING.

[Kim]

also, more Bleach comics.
Sewriously. THis is where the real money is.

It is no coincidence that Fifth's return to the forums will coincide with the release of the next chapter of Bleach.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Nonsie I am still waiting for me to be Bleachified!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Being Bleached would probably suck. Like, you're being compared to Tite Kubo's characters.

Aside from the special few who get the enjoyable characters (Gin/Urahara), this is probably NonCon's stealth insult to us all.

[Kim]

http://i47.tinypic.com/1zbqp91.png

Aside from the special few who get the enjoyable characters (Gin/Urahara), this is probably NonCon's stealth insult to us all.

I'm going to make a mean one about myself, but Honshou doesn't have a whole lot of appearances, so it'll take a fair amount of effort and time.

[Ryanderman]

Ryanderman deserves credit for actually participating in the premise (satirizing people who are jerks about their opinions on the internet)
It's too bad I overdid it in my quest to be clever. I should have done maybe the first two or three sentences, waited to see if Fifth went with it, and then descended into madness.

I'll get this "wit" thing someday.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

http://i47.tinypic.com/1zbqp91.png


I have never made a comic about anyone else being injured. I am quite...appalled!

*monocle pops off*

[synkr0nized]

Yammy comics almost write themselves.

[synkr0nized]

I PERCEIVE THAT YOU ARE PERCEIVING THINGS THAT HE PERCEIVED WITHOUT PERCEIVING THE DETAILS RELEVANT TO PERCEPTION AMONGST ASSUMPTIONS.
edit: for those without privileges to see them, there are posts above that have since been soft-deleted.

This world thread.... is corrupt!
http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/forumz/Ilpalazzo.jpg

[Kim]

In order to prevent further degeneration, the proper order must be set to right.

[POS Industries]

This world thread.... is corrupt!
http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/Ilpalazzo.jpg
Hail Il Palazzo!

[Meister]

Not sure who wants to tackle this question at this point, but: if you live in a colder climate, would it make sense to paint your roof black in order to save on heating?
I'm not sure on specifics but heat rises, so all you're going to end up with is probably a very warm attic. Might work better in a flat-roofed bungalow or something but you're going to curse that decision in summer.

[Fenris]

After he aggressively refused to accept it multiple times, I looked into precedent regarding similar behavior from other users in the past and operated on it.

This just in: Fifth's not a special snowflake. News at 11.

[Kim]

This just in: Fifth's not a special snowflake. News at 11.

I disagree.

http://i35.tinypic.com/fp9eg0.png

wait this isnt the avvy thread what the hell

[Nique]

So I just got back from 'Inception' to find this buried in here

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK THREADS SO I MERGED A THREAD WITH YO THREAD SO YOU CAN POST WHILE YOU POST

Hilarious!

And then it get's better. We can talk about fifth's thread in a thread about fifth in a thread about fifth's thread. But...

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/882/inceptionj.jpg (http://img508.imageshack.us/i/inceptionj.jpg/)

We need to go deeper.

[Archbio]

THIS BEING ONLY MY THIRD POST IN THIS THREAD I AM SHOCKED TO FIND THAT THE TOPIC HAS SHIFTED AWAY FROM PIES AND/OR GROUNDHOG DAY.

[krogothwolf]

http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u348163/excel_Daitenzin.jpg

We Must fight against those who have taken away the Pies and Groundhog day.... YThe Cursed ACROSS!!

[Fifthfiend]

After he aggressively refused to accept it multiple times, I looked into precedent regarding similar behavior from other users in the past and operated on it.

Glad to see you're operating on the "making bad decisions, and then banning me for not going along with them" precedent.

But yeah, communication probably would have been good. Find that middle ground of "hey, I don't want this thread just be talking about me" and "hey, I don't think we really need more than one of these sorts of threads going at any given time" and all. But, I mean, it's just a day ban, so who gives a shit?

Glad to see the middle ground is still a zany combination of lock my threads / ban me / give me very, very stupid lectures, followed by nothing else whatsoever.

Maybe Brian can come to my blog again and tell me how Mistakes Were Made.

This just in: Fifth's not a special snowflake. News at 11.

What a wonderfully self-refuting statement, as if the rest of this thread didn't prove I am like the biggest deal in the world to you people.

[POS Industries]

Welp, we've got a new thread up and this one's just about at post limit so hey let's all go post in there!