Let me tell you about my D&D character

[Kim]

He is from my favorite animes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlZgko5DCI)

http://i37.tinypic.com/281zy1w.png

His name is Sephiroth Goku the Stampede

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

He is from my favorite animes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlZgko5DCI)

http://i37.tinypic.com/281zy1w.png

His name is Sephiroth Goku the Stampede

Jesus fucking christ. Can you be any more fuckin gary stu! Christ!

[Kim]

Jesus fucking christ. Can you be any more fuckin gary stu! Christ!

I could have included his time travel robot from the past future that shoots lasers because he believes in himself.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I could have included his time travel robot from the past future that shoots lasers because he believes in himself.

Goddamn Gary Stu!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fixed it for you.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/NonConavatar.jpg

[Magic_Marker]

This is now perfect.

[Kim]

Yeah. I mean, after what Shyria did, there's nothing I can do that wouldn't detract from its beauty.

[krogothwolf]

At least he didn't make him a newtype as well.

[Kim]

Submit that pic and a pitch for a series to red5. Do it.

In a world where there are angels and demons and sometimes they fall in love only it's forbidden love because angels aren't supposed to love demons, there is a legendary gunman who doesn't kill anyone when he shoots them because he's actually a good guy only nobody knows and they all want to capture him. He's also an angel demon because his mother was an angel and his father was a demon, but they died because they were in love which means he's an orphan and all alone. He falls in love with a pure-hearted girl who is very plain but still beautiful, and gives up being an angel demon to be with her. But when an evil vampire turns him into a vampire he kills her and then she's dead and he's all sad and lonely about it so he has to go after the evil vampire. And he has a giant robot that is actually Epoch from Chrono Trigger.

Coming out Summer 2011... Sephiroth Goku the Stampede.

[Wigmund]

He'd be an excellent Axe Cop character.

[Tev]

I don't know, I feel that I have to subtract points because he's not also somehow part dragon and/or elf (or parts of four kinds of elf). Also there's no mention of a magical blue/black/green/rainbow sword that has some legendary name that he owns.

Solid marks for effort though.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/NonConavatarOHGODWAT.jpg

[Tev]

That's a little better, thank you.

[Wigmund]

He needs red eyes because all truly special characters have red eyes. It shows that they're special and have special powers and special backgrounds and are just special.

And they'll match his coat.

[Kim]

What if he only had one red eye? That's SUPER SPECIAL!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

He needs a golden aura with electricity. And Blonde hair!

[Wigmund]

What if he only had one red eye? That's SUPER SPECIAL!

And the other eye is really a pixie that gives him advice and more magic powers and makes witty remarks about whatever is going on around him. And the pixie was bound to Sephiroth Goku the Stampede because his angel mom made a bargain with the fairy queen to watch over SGS if she died and the fairy queen forgot about it until he was older then she showed up one day and gave him the pixie eye as a reward for being so good and awesome.

And everyone in Japan loves the pixie eye while Americans want to stab it with a rusty salad fork.

[Flarecobra]

Heterocomatic eyes. That glow.

[Fifthfiend]

Noncon these increasingly BIZZARE and ANTAGONISTIC threads of yours are simply NOT funny at all. You may GET AWAY with them BECAUSE YOU'RE NONCON, but the FACT of the matter is that this thread... is a bad thread.

[Fifthfiend]

snowflaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[Tev]

Well, now that I've been reminded of the folly of my youthful forum wanderings long passed.....I guess it could have been worse.

Mike Loneheart
Age:16
Race: Seraphim Angel
Rank: The Heavenly Light
Powers: Most of his powers are still unknown to him because he's so young but you'll see them if you fight him.
Divion: council, and elite.
name: Krstalian Misuyanashi
age: about 23
posistion: Leader of protection/council
race: 1/2 hell demon 1/2 vampire
powers/weapons: Ninea(hell fire bladed katana) Sheeko (hell ice fire bladed katana) Soul Keeper (staff with a blue crystal which no one has ever seen) healing fire throwing and unlocked power
Name-Kovash
Race-n/a
Age- n/a
Postion-Hitmen
Weapon- none
name: infernus massor (latin for hellish reaper)
age: unknown but is over 2500 yrs old [looks to be 18]
race: ucosia (lupinus eagle demon)
forms: ucosia, demigod of distruction, wereucosia, and human
fighting still: shadow ninjutsu
weapons: black night (a katana that is black and has electricity around it), 2 ninja-to, and double quidoshi
powers: ice, lightening, light + dark energy, portals, ki, and healing
Name: Jezz Shirokori
Age: 1800 years+
Race Elf. (half Sylvan elf and half Moon elf)
Powers: One of the few Elvish Healers who can perform an array of powerful cures and still command summons of great power. She can call upon elements and manipulate all of them. Her Greatest Powers are Magics Summons, Prayers and Cures.
Weapons: A Emerald Staff given to her by Anguls that boosts Magic. A Elvish Long Sword. Two Elvish Daggers, a Swords Handle that can be used with Element Summons to make a blade from any element she picks. A White Orb given to her by Giz Kun that enable her to make any weapon she pleases from it. An array of different kinds of healing orbs.
Division: Sanctuary Council Member/ Healer.
Name : Wolfwaker
Age : Unknown
Race : Wolf, Werewolf and Human
Weapon : A long 6 ft blade made of hard steel and blessed with the powers of Fire, wind, water and earth
Powers : I can do earth spells, make a blinding ball of light, can summon wolves from anywere, turn two wolvs into one werewolf and many more
Division : Trained Assassin
Name:Kante Kirahara
Age:Eh.....Not too sure anymore....
Race:Demon
Signature moves:None really.....Most techniques vary during battle and many are forgotten over time....Though a large percentage of attacks are fire or darkness based....
Weapon of choice:Mostly large swords.....But he can use any type of bladed weapon.Most used sword-Hades Revenge,a large falchion-like blade.
Name: Vessago Wolfspirit
Age: 600 years (looks 25)
Race: Vampire/ Werewolf
Weapons: Natural claws and fangs, and twin tojo blades (hand held buzz saws) concealed within his sleeves. Also equipped with bladed silver-baller pistols, and a gas powered, rapid-firing crossbow. Never leaves home without Shadowfang (see below).
Powers: Strength, agility, and developing pychic powers. His werewolf heritage allows him to shapeshift into a wolf man, and Vessago's animal senses, such as hearing, night vision, and smell are well developed.
Name:Emari Naradia
Code name: Mistress Night
Age: a woman never tells but i look 20
Race: Phoenix/Shadow demon/ kitsume
Powers: Fire (a range of colors) angelic healing (thanks to starr) shadows, shape changing (needs to be devloped more)
Weapons: a dagger whip, twin jewel daggers,
Name: Cyana Sirena
Age: 350
Race: pureblood Siren
Powers: can control the molacules of water, in water. can change form from human to mermaid, can warp from one body of water to another, and allow others to breath and talk in water as if it was air.
Weapons: two daggers given to me by anguls
Name:Nekoda Naradia
Code name: Shadowstarr
Age: 500+
Race: Neko/shadow demon/angel/human
Powers: shadow, angelic healing and protection, cat like hearing reflex and sight.
Weapons: twin jewel daggers, a black katana and a blue katana
name: Jeg -Lord of incarnates- (angelic name is Shin)
age: unknown looks about 25
race: Incarnate fallen arch angel
powers: Chaos energy (more versital then magic due to the fact that most attacks don't require an incantation). being as Chaos energy is made up of dark and light energy, Jeg can use them both seperately. Jeg does have magic but doesn't use it much. Jegs ultimate skill is the use of Fissures (if you need to know what that is or how it work hit me up and i will explain.)
other stuff: Jeg only carries 1 weapon a Katana style sword that he calls Abidon. Abidon is a divine sword ((meaning it can't be broken)) that steals the energy of those it injurs. this is due to the fact that the sword can strike at the soul aswell as the body when the blade glows red. Jeg can when needed summon his 6 wings of an Arch Angel. These wings give him increased speed, strength, power, ect but in exchange his body ages at an excellerated rate once he reverts back. The only other Angelic power to carry over was his eyes. what they do is a secret but they also serve to show that he is condemd
name: Anguls Kushinoda
age: o'er 8000 yrs (looks to be in mid 20's)
race: naturaly born chaos werewolf, thats been turned into a vampire
powers: anicent magices and energies, white/black/chaos/elemental magics and energies, w powers still unknown
specail ablities:special moves:(read proper jouranl post for info)
the 8 celserail gates attack
shadow copy no jutse
animal enducing tatoo (left arm)
12 star control (right arm)
seal relase (back)
transformations:
yoko-anguls--evil half, seeks power (read proper journal post)
tribal-anugls--good half, punsishes sinful ppl (read proper journal post)
finale-anguls--nutral half, seeks his place (not yet done)
weapons:tri-blade o' the sea, dragon sword o' darklight, wooden sword o' the spirt, ime-masha, beasts sword, crsyal staff, staff o' dark hope, morhping handle, right armlet, left armlet..he has others but the r the main ones ((info in my journal))
uniquie items:(read proper journal posts for info on all but the ring and collar)
ring:this rings is a red opel thats embeded into silver that rests on his right pinky..grants him emense elemtal control
collar:the collar on his neck cuts his natural skills and powers in half so as to train him (the collar cuts his ture power and skills to 1/4)
carried on him:ime-masha on his back, surikens & kuni on his right leg
carried on the belt:the silver armlets, fire & ice guanlets, sound guanlet, crystal staff, morphing handle
carried on hidden vest:talismens, amulet stones, attribute stones, magic stones
other stuff: posses the 6 mystic orbs, the legendary saint beasts armor and swords (finel forms, w there powers), and other unknown lendary and mysical items from all o'er
pets: 2 volsas one grey one white, 1 black uzing, 1 baby dragon ((info in my journal))
NAME: Miya ((her last name is unknown even to herself))
AGE: 19 looking
RACE: half vampire, half elven ((to be simple about it...^^))
ABILITIES: despite her knowledge of basic martial arts she tends to use her speed and flexibility most in combat. that and kickboxing although some martial arts may be used. she is also telekinetic and telepathic and has awesome control most of the time. however she sometimes get heaaches that make random chairs go flying across the room and shatter on the wall.....you have been warned. in her eyes her vampiricy is not a strength so your safe unless you really manage to piss her off. currently she is developing her pyrokinesis so you all have that to look forward to!
Name: Aestus Ferveo a.k.a PyroSama
age: 700+
race: Fire Elf
powers: has the ability to manipulate fire and form things using fire multiple colors of fire. Those are just some of my powers but for now the rest shall remain hidden
Name: Ryu_chan
age: About 17
race: Half-elf(Her father was a human)
Weapons: Her father's kodachi, and Elemental magik.
Name: Monoko Kushinoda
Age: over 8000 years old
Position: Healer
Race: Werewolf
Name: Katch
Age: you dont need to know that
race: badger demon
powers: higher illusioins and shadow magic....included with her normal demony stuff...like turning into elephant sized demon badgers and stomping on you...stuff like that.
weapon: a hellsilver lance that seemingly comes from inside her body
Name: Shinta Sanada
Nickname: Shin
Age: 29
Race: Hell Fire Demon
Powers: Power of Adnormally Hot Fire, and Flight.
Name: Tohjiro Misuyanashi- "The Demon Blade of Kyoto"
Age:29
Race: Hanyou (Half Human-Half Demon)
Weapons: Natural Fangs, Claws, And Onigumo: A Daito-Katana (Katana Long Sword...Like Sephiroths) Embued with Dark Energy, named after the Spider Demon Bandit... It has the power to summon small Demon Spiders to do his bidding, Entrap his foes/victims in a spirit web, (which slowly drains its inhabitants of their soul and life energy)....He also carries on him various daggers, and wakazashi called Tokagero, and a standard Katana called Harusame, embued with Lightning Elemental Powers....It can summon storms, and bolts of pure Blue lightning......
(Oh, and he can also wield Tenseiga, and Toukijin, but not Tetsusaiga...because he has slightly more demon blood then Kaji)
Name: Ariah Weles
Age: 300+ (looks around 19)
Race: Vampyr
Weapons: Ariah carries with her an earring on her right ear that when commanded by her can be turned into a scythe. A weakness of the scythe is the time between when she commands it and when it turns theres a couple of seconds interference. Ariah also carries with her a very long chain that wraps around her middle then wraps around bother her arms. At the end of the chain on both sides are sharp cicle like things that when hit by them causes plenty of damage.
Name: Kajiroto-maru "Kaji" Misuyanshi
Age:28
Race: Hanyou (Half Human-Half Demon)
Weapons/Powers:
Weapons: Toukijin- The sword of my Father, Lord Sesshoumaru, has the power to kill a hundred Men, or Demons in a single swing...
BloodReign: A mythical nearly 6ft. long, Flame-red bladed Nodachi.. That is embued with the powers of a Fire Elemental called Ragnarok...and wielded in the right hands, the user can Summon Ragnarok into the physical plain.
Claws, Fangs, Has the ability to dissolve things with a swipe of his taloned hand, by using his Fathers technique.."Demon Poison Claw" and Having Soul-melded with his Grandfather, The Great Inu-Taoyoukai..Kaji is way more powerful than he was before..... He can wield both Toukijin and Tetsusaiga with Expertise, and Utilize Tenseiga with the same profficiency... He can also utilize the famed "Windscar" with both Toukijin, and Tetsusaiga...the latter currently broken, and in need of repair by Totosai
Name~ Zan Hikuro (First name Hikuro)
Race~ Demon
Position~ Paladin of the Sanctuary
Powers~Test me to see them and, I shall gurantee you wouldst see them only once.
Weapons~
Ookami Ganwotareru- A slightly enlarged katana with small modifications to the blade.
Nonda Linda- An elvish sword he holds dear, it is swift and strong. It can cut through almost anything, it being aligned with some sort of diamond type material.
The rest of his weapons consist of Two custom enlarged Sais almost the length of an arm, a Drowish dagger, and shuriken.
Name:Inu
Race: Half shadow/ hell demon, half vampire
Wepon: The blade that suposedbly by legend holds the wrath of hell
Ability(s): Most shadow powers, most fire magic, all the powers of hell
name: The hatter
race: Half vampire, Half shard demon
powers: control chaos, control energy, eternal life
Weapons:devil pitchfork that was given to me by my father, shento an enchanted katana with diamond shards on the edge and the ability to cut through anything.
Name: Azriel Tes'oln
Weapons: Doska and Askaru- Twin Elven forged blades he stole from the High Council of the Elves. Embued with the power of Blood Magic'k and Wind Magic'k. Drakken- Demon forged Bastard sword
Race: Vampyre
Powers: He can use the arts of Blood Magic'k, and the arts of Wind Magic'k. He also can tap into the ancient Vampyric Powers of Trenyona (my attempt at making a female Vampyre name laugh all you want) and Koric Na'latiel Mestonra, two of the most powerful Ancients that are documented in the Vampyric History
Name: Raulnor
Age: 15
Race: Human
Weapons:
"Fayte" - One custom-sword which hangs at his side. It is a blade about two inches longer than a standard longsword, with a slightly shorter width. The blade is reinforced with whisps of mythril and admantine thrown in the creation, making it sturdy and agile. The handle has a mythril chain, with a green leaf hanging off the bottom.
Magic:
"False Identity" - Wings sprout from his back, enormous wings. With a quick flap, and whip motion, he shoves all the feathers towards the enemy in a spray shot. The feathers each turn into a needle, and explode on contact with anything. The wings disappear, and are not useable in any other function.
Special Attacks:
Slews of combos with a sword, and special teamwork combos with Zan and/or Ani.
name: Isaac [Real name unknown]
age: 21?
race: Demon Fox
weapons of choice: Best while using a long sword and short sword, but is also a fairly good marksman.
powers: Can form his spirit energy into meta-physical bolts of energy, which can cause twice as much damage as a cannon, when un-charged.
Name: Hyndor
Race: Lurian, other wise he is part elf, dragon, vampire, lycan (werewolf), and
human. His most dominant however would have to be his vampire blood.
Weapons: Dragonlance, Bloodrunners (double daggers), Angel's Nightmare and Demon's Dream (double katanas), Heartseeker (giant axe), Crimson Hands (knuckles) (prefers to use his hands and magic in combat)
Magic: Anima (nature), Dark, Light, Elemental control (excels at controlling air and water), Time Control
name: Kain Reaver
race: 1/2 night elf, 1/2 demi-god (of lighting)
weapons: thunder pike, lighting sword
powers:power of lightning
Name: Vincent Pheonix
Race: higher Demon
Weapon: Hell's Edge: 5ft long blade, Glows red, cuts through any thing, and made in Dragon Flame.
Powers: Rune Magic, Healing, Resurrection, Elemental magic, Creation magic....ex. makeing crystals form..., Artifact use, and classical demon powers like flight
Name: levih rah
Race: 1/2 fox, 1/2 wolf
Weapon: mushrambo
Powers: wind and fire
Transformation: when he unsheaths mushrambo, undergoes a a slight transofrmation, its nothing big just every thing bout him doubles as long as the sword is unsheathed

To this day I'm not really sure why I kept those profiles....though seeing the one about the half badger demon that shoots lances out of her chest still gives me chuckles. That and the fox that turns into a bigger fox and has a sword though it doesn't have the thumbs to wield it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/NonConOHGODWAT2.jpg

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/ShyriaSCIENCE.png

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Goddammit Shyria I wish I could rep you again!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Goddammit Shyria I wish I could rep you again!

Quick, go rep someone else for some trivial inconsequence so you can get back to adoring me properly! MACH SCHNELL!

[Flarecobra]

Needs the ability to shoot lasers from it's eyes.

And should carry a bigger gun.

[Loyal]

Needs the ability to shoot lasers from it's eyes.

And should carry a bigger gun.But he only shoots his gun to hurt things, because he doesn't believe in killing!

[synkr0nized]

Now to send the evil vampire to the past from the future times where he will explode along with his time traveling robot made of vampire moms!

[krogothwolf]

I have to say, I would watch the show that had Shyria's drawing in it. It interests me now.

[Wigmund]

If I could draw decently, I'd have Sepigo flying away using the pixie eye.

As in, head tilted back and pixie wings fluttering away carrying him off to meet the next vampire lord who has the soul of his beloved that he must release by killing 16 vampire lords but it's really a secret plot by his dead demon dad who's really evil and wants to escape back into the world and cause chaos.

[Terex4]

Ze goggles! Zey do nosink!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Needs the ability to shoot lasers from it's eyes.

And should carry a bigger gun.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/NonConavatarOHGODWAT3.jpg

*snip DEAR GOD TEV HAD SOME DUMBASS FRIENDS*

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/stupidburns.png

[Azisien]

Trying to figure out if the forums coming back was an improvement. :ohdear:

[EVILNess]

I... am trying to decide if this is a reason I love this place or a reason to run away in abject fear.

Will get back to you on the outcome.

[phil_]

That is the best Flare ever, because it begs the question of whether it is she who gives the stupid its burn.

And now I feel sick for addressing the same poster in two threads in a row.

[Hanuman]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9039129&postcount=1

Here's a link to the PrC that I've been working on for a while, it's no where near done and I update it constantly... I just leave my computer on and put the thread into edit so when I walk by and have about 3-10 minutes between outings/day I can sink a little time into it.

Otherwise I have too many characters to count, I generally tend to accumulate them on days with shitty weather and when I'm multitasking it fills a nice metal gap.

My campaign right now we have a halfling barbarian, a bard and a druid, and the druid has a pet elephant rated at CR7 while they are all still at ECL3... it's interesting that the factor that drastically raises their encounter level is one of the character's pets and not some gandalf NPC.

[synkr0nized]

a thread about Pipes!'s Sephiroth Goku
an RP character creation response to the thread title?

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/emotes/a023.jpg You're not paying attention, are you?

[Hanuman]

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/emotes/a023.jpg You're not paying attention, are you?
100% correct, I'm feeling pretty exhausted. :)

[Tev]

*snip DEAR GOD TEV HAD SOME DUMBASS FRIENDS*Less friends and more people I had the misfortune of sharing a board with. Sadly, since they made up for about 80% of the people in the RP section, if you wanted to have a little fun you had to have it with them.

Anyway, the rainbow colored gun in a nice touch. What intrinsically pointless Eastern name does it go by?

[Satan's Onion]

...
Anyway, the rainbow colored gun in a nice touch. What intrinsically pointless Eastern name does it go by?

Oh! We should make sure the name, when translated, clumsily incorporates some kind of obvious and overused duality, like "Ice-Fire DemonAngel" or some shit. Come to think, a gemstone reference probably couldn't hurt either.

[Tev]

Oh! We should make sure the name, when translated, clumsily incorporates some kind of obvious and overused duality, like "Ice-Fire DemonAngel" or some shit. Come to think, a gemstone reference probably couldn't hurt either.
Have you been through that character profile list I posted yet? I mean, that one sword with a quirky name that was a "hell ice fire katana" was pretty bad and would make a good starting point honestly.

[Satan's Onion]

I remember seeing that one, actually, and I probably unconsciously ripped it off in my last example there. But I think my favorite out of those might be the "dragon sword o' darklight". See, it's got light, now, but here's the kicker...it's also dark! It's perfect for a brooding, tortured antihero who yearns to be redeemed and atone for his sins so he can tame the dark demonic forces within himself! Tied for my favorite spot: two swords named "Angel's Nightmare and Demon's Dream". They're so, liek, symbolic, and stuff.

(Also, the character with "the Power of Adnormally[sic] Hot Fire". Hotter than usual fire, you say? That's...that's just downright special, right there.)

Also also, while rereading the examples in your post I just saw someone spell the word "Magic'k". Which reminds me: we can't afford to skimp on the pretentious misspellings. It's what lends a character their uniqueness, you know.

[Donomni]

They're so, liek, symbolic, and stuff.

Remember, it's only symbolic when it's intended to not have any meaning at all.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I think his hat should be on fire!

[krogothwolf]

He has to have some sort of transformation form though! Or better yet, a Dagger flute used to summon a mecha unit for him to pilot.

[Flarecobra]

An arrow through the head.

[Tev]

(Also, the character with "the Power of Adnormally[sic] Hot Fire". Hotter than usual fire, you say? That's...that's just downright special, right there.)
name: infernus massor (latin for hellish reaper)
age: unknown but is over 2500 yrs old [looks to be 18]
race: ucosia (lupinus eagle demon)
forms: ucosia, demigod of distruction, wereucosia, and human
fighting still: shadow ninjutsu
weapons: black night (a katana that is black and has electricity around it), 2 ninja-to, and double quidoshi
powers: ice, lightening, light + dark energy, portals, ki, and healing

I mean, come on, you had a badly translated Latin name, an 18 year old looking 2500 year old....who is, from the best I can discern, a wolf-bird demon thingy. Also he has a colored (not to be racist on the black weapons or anything) electrical sword!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

He has to have some sort of transformation form though! Or better yet, a Dagger flute used to summon a mecha unit for him to pilot.

GENTLEMEN (and Tev), BEHOLD

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/WUT.jpg

[Tev]

I approve.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

That's pretty... uh... wow.

Remember, it's only symbolic when it's intended to not have any meaning at all.

All of my posts are symbolic.
Secret is out. End thread.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I think he needs to be punching Superman and kicking Sentry

[Jagos]

Wait, that ain't Pringles...

Where's the curly mustache?

[Flarecobra]

He needs a drill.

[Hanuman]

Mix in MechaWereGarurumon from digimon next?

[h4x.m4g3]

He should have the autobot symbol as well, since the autobots are the good guys and the time machine he used to go to the future past was actually an autobot while the vampire's time machines were decipticons which is why they were made out of vampire moms.

[Ecks]

Ridiculous characters.

I dunno, maybe it's just because I play D&D 3.5e and my DM is pretty strict on sticking to rules, character-creation-wise... but that shit's just messed up yo.

MEANWHILE, GETTING TO MY MAIN POINT:

Who wants to know about my awesome Dragonborn (formerly Elven) Duskblade/Dragonrider who has one green eye and one blue eye and carries Bronze Dragon attributes and rides a Bronze Dragon, who will someday, supposedly, defeat Tiamat and destroy all of her Spawn and save the world in the name of the Platinum Dragon Bahamut?

Did I forget to mention he has a fuck-awesome Platinum Longsword (with the attributes of a +1 Longsword?)

[POS Industries]

Who wants to know about my awesome
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/no-1.png

[Ecks]

To tell the truth, the way I wrote it made it sound more fandouchey than it really is, he's only at second level, still Elven, and hasn't met the requirements for the prestige class yet. That said, the only person in our group who seems to not roll terribly during combat is our fucking cleric, who puts on this really awesome voice that sounds a lot like Liam O'Brien.

[Tev]

I dunno, maybe it's just because I play D&D 3.5e and my DM is pretty strict on sticking to rules, character-creation-wise... but that shit's just messed up yo.Well that's what happens when you have people playing around in the crazy "free from restrictions" world of Online Role-Playing. I mean what do you expect when this is your rules set?

No plot your are the writer make the storyline interesting by adding your story along to it.

Rule's

~> No Goddmoding.
~> Kept thing's PG 17 8D I dont mind Perverted snces nudity and other stuff but no cybering.
~> Just Walk in and Join.
~> Romance is allowed.
~> No flaming or spamming
~> No one liner's put some detial into it man!
~> Have Fun


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Name;
Age:
Sex: (yes is not the answer ;3)
Race: (Whatever floats your boat)
Personality:
Bio: (No N/a)
Powers: (Don't go crazy)
Weapons:
Pets; (optinal)
Other info:(Wanna Add anything)

And then this is the example character made by the thread owner to exemplify those rules:

Image:http://images.animelab.com/gallery/.Hack_Sign/Images/Blind0.jpg
Name; Satoshi
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Race: Celestial Human
Personality: Silent, barely speak's at all. So he can keep secret's really well
Bio: He was born blind. His Family was murder'd at such a young age. He grow up taking care of him self. Though He was Blind He never had a problem 'seeing'. But he doesn't see Like we do he has a field that surround his body and anything that come's into that field he can see. Anything out side of that field he can feel with the vibration's in the earth and the air.
Powers: Time Manipulation ~ Able to Stop Slow down for Reverse time for about a minute.
Space Manipulation ~ Able's him to instantly open up wormhole's to traval to Far away place's in only a few second's.
High speed Regeneration: His Healing Process is able 10x faster than normal.
Electronesis - Manipulation of Lightning Based element.
Weapons: Soul Calibar (swords)
Pets; Spirit Wolf
Other info:He is Blind...


MEANWHILE, GETTING TO MY MAIN POINT:

Who wants to know about my awesome Dragonborn (formerly Elven) Duskblade/Dragonrider who has one green eye and one blue eye and carries Bronze Dragon attributes and rides a Bronze Dragon, who will someday, supposedly, defeat Tiamat and destroy all of her Spawn and save the world in the name of the Platinum Dragon Bahamut?

Did I forget to mention he has a fuck-awesome Platinum Longsword (with the attributes of a +1 Longsword?) I can't hold meaningful discussions about D&D 3.X. To me it's just as silly as online RPing.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Goddamnit Tev, I finally got my inner Grammar Nazi calmed down from the last post only for your swap tag goodies to rile it up all over again. Is it that hard to check dictionary.com to make sure you aren't coming off as an even bigger moron than you are in real life. Dumpkofs...

[TDK]

I can't hold meaningful discussions about D&D 3.X. To me it's just as silly as online RPing.

Lies and chicanery.

[Arhra]

Well that's what happens when you have people playing around in the crazy "free from restrictions" world of Online Role-Playing. I mean what do you expect when this is your rules set?

Example Rules

And then this is the example character made by the thread owner to exemplify those rules:

Thread Owner's Character Profile

I can't hold meaningful discussions about D&D 3.X. To me it's just as silly as online RPing.
Hang on a minute, is that picture a girl?

[POS Industries]

Hang on a minute, is that picture a girl?
It's animes. There's no telling.

But whoever it is isn't getting raped by a cosmic horror or anything so I'm gonna assume it's a guy.

[Bard The 5th LW]

This thread, is the best thread.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/NonConavatarOHGODWAT3.jpg

His hair doesn't have enough colors to it though. And what can those lasers do? They better be able to both heal and electrify/burn whoever gets touched by them.

[Flarecobra]

They do EVERYTHING. From kill a person from 500 miles away to doing your homework.

[mauve]

The eye lasers also steal souls, but he doesn't like to use that power because it's too evil and demonic and he's too good. He got that power when he was taken prisoner by an evil scientist and was experimented on to unlock his demon powers to create a super weapon, but he escaped when he accidentally killed everyone as a result of these experiments. Now when he gets really mad he transforms into DARK Sephiroth Goku the Stampede (Who may also be a vampire already) and goes on violent killing sprees he can't control. This makes him really sad and he spends an entire plot arc angsting about it and how he's afraid to get close to anyone for fear of hurting them.


And they eye lasers change color based on his mood.

[bluestarultor]

Hang on a minute, is that picture a girl?

It's animes. There's no telling.

But whoever it is isn't getting raped by a cosmic horror or anything so I'm gonna assume it's a guy.

That's a picture of Rikku from Kingdom Hearts 2. He's a guy. He also tops pretty much any other character Square has to offer in the wangst department. The blindfold is due to particular wangst that I'm not going to break your brains trying to explain, but he's not, in fact, blind, nor does he inexplicably have any trouble seeing with it on, or at least his fighting and general functioning aren't impaired.



Edit: You know what's missing on Nonsie's character? A silver bullet necklace. He keeps it on a chain after having been shot with it by a werewolf, and when the time comes for his revenge, he will take it off the chain, put it in a new jacket, and fire it back at him, killing him and taking revenge for his attempt to kill him and successful murder of his girlfriend at the same time as she threw herself in front of him to save him, and left him with dying words of her love as he held her and they both bled.

[Tev]

Goddamnit Tev, I finally got my inner Grammar Nazi calmed down from the last post only for your swap tag goodies to rile it up all over again. Is it that hard to check dictionary.com to make sure you aren't coming off as an even bigger moron than you are in real life. Dumpkofs...What I found the most entertaining about that particular failure was his choice of weapons. He has not one, but two of the legendary weapon Soul "Calibar" (Caliber) to fight people with.

In all honesty I've forgotten enough of the history of the game to remember if the Soul Edge and the Soul Caliber are the same sword or if one was better than the other or what. But what matters is, they didn't come in multiples and it was dumb for some blind time-stopping electro-whatever half-angel Rikku-looking halfwit to even include them.

[Flarecobra]

In a nutshell, one sword was evil, and the other was good. The evil one was Soul Edge, and the other was Soul Caliber, and both are "shapeshifting" weapons.

[Ecks]

In a nutshell, one sword was evil, and the other was good. The evil one was Soul Edge, and the other was Soul Caliber, and both are "shapeshifting" weapons.

So then... why were there two Soul Edge swords around Soul Caliber II/III? As I recall, in II, Nightmare/Sigfried had one, and Cervantes had one.

MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ECKS IS ACTUALLY ON-TOPIC FOR ONCE:

Nonsie, your character should also have sword chucks.

[Flarecobra]

It was broken into two pieces.

And also, it should have magic as well. With mastery of all elements.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Wait, that ain't Pringles...

Where's the curly mustache?

He needs a drill.

He should have the autobot symbol as well, since the autobots are the good guys and the time machine he used to go to the future past was actually an autobot while the vampire's time machines were decipticons which is why they were made out of vampire moms.

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