I... really don't know.

[Terisse]

No knowledge at all what possessed me to return and register here again. Was it fate? coincidence? The fact that I have nothing to do with my time? Possibly one or more of those.

I used to exist here. But then I got bored and vanished after making an utter fool of myself. I intend to keep my identity a - gasp - secret. I'd like to believe that for the three years since I've grown wiser (but definitely not up) and will at least be around enough to make a mark. Even if I have to carve it into someone's arm.

And of course, if I simply vanish, the public library got just a little more tight-assed and blocked another forum I planned to frequent.

Good day and try not to hurt yourself trying to figure out what's going on.

[greed]

Welcome back I guess?

In order to differentiate this from the introductions thread, I'll now start the process of guessing who you were. I'm gonna take a wild and probably offensive stab and say that vore guy/gal.

Edit: Wait no he got banned not vanished. Umm that guy/girl with the avatar of the goth girl lying against a wall who got into a big fight with Blues I think?

[Terisse]

Fortunately not. I don't honestly think I was around long enough to even let people remember my name.

(and oshi- I looked all over and never saw an intro thread. *headdesk*)

And of course, my time is up. Probably be back tomorrow.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Are you whoever wrote hilarious fanfic? Just a very wild and blind guess.
Not like I was active in these forums three years ago.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

You know, intending to return somewhere under a new name that you don't want associated with your old name is all well and good, except when your first post makes mention of the fact that you're a former member who did he doesn't want everyone remembering and thus blowing your whole cover as the forums maybe at some point while bored take a half-interest to uncover this mystery. Heck you even gave us a time frame to work it out!

[Melfice]

So, a wild stab, because I think this person got banned around three years ago.
Dante? That you?

In any case, whoever you are. Welcome back.
Cookies and milk on the table. Hard liquor, you'll need to bribe both Shiney and POS. If you don't know what they want, you're shit out of luck.

Enjoy!

[Fifthfiend]

Seriously though can the guessing-game bit and just say who you were or whatev, nobody is seriously going to care about whatever random thing three years ago but playing it like some kind of big mystery makes you look like a douche now which people actually might care about. TDK's here and we all know he's TDK and he'd been outright banned like eight different times and nobody cares; I can pretty much promise you nobody's gonna worry about the one stupid thing you said one time three years ago or hold it against you now.

[TDK]

Hi! =D

[Fifthfiend]

Hi! =D

Hey TDK, remember alla those times you got banned a million years ago for telling people their faces were ugly or whatever it was you did?

Well I sure don't, and even if I did I wouldn't give a fuck. So if that's a thing you were worried about, you totally don't gotta be! In much the way that anyone worried about something they said three years ago totally doesn't gotta be worried about that, and should feel free to go on ahead and relax.

[TDK]

<3

[bluestarultor]

Yeah, over 3000 people joined in 2007. Simply put, trying to guess who you were is pretty well pointless, because nobody even remembers that far back and enough people come and go that unless you actually became an active member for a while, there isn't even anything to remember you for.

Notoriety is for forum regulars and the banned. You've got nothing to worry about.

[Fenris]

I know who it is~

[Loyal]

I know who it is~Are they important? :|

[Fenris]

No more so than you are.

[shiney]

Wow, it really has been over 3 years since you were here. Huh.

[Loyal]

Fantastic. That's all I needed to know.

[Funka Genocide]

On a completely unrelated note I'm encountering an inordinate amount of difficulty devising a polite way to phrase "dumb ass."

Maybe I can just use something innocuous like "cheeseburger."

Wow guy, you really sound like a cheeseburger.

[POS Industries]

after making an utter fool of myself.
Considering that I know who your secret identity is and don't remember anything you did at all I'm going to go out on a limb and say don't worry about it.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Hey TDK, remember alla those times you got banned a million years ago for telling people their faces were ugly or whatever it was you did?


Man, what did he even do anyway?
As far as I remember the guy was all up and gettin' banned before I even knew about NPF and I never really bothered to find out why.

[Funka Genocide]

Well I mean look, if you guys are just handing out super badass alter egos I fucking want one too.

[Token]

Well I mean look, if you guys are just handing out super badass alter egos I fucking want one too.

Then get one. They're pretty bitchin'.

[Premmy]

Well I mean look, if you guys are just handing out super badass alter egos I fucking want one too.
I already re-named you "Funky Old man"
which one's the alter-ego is up to you.

[Funka Genocide]

From henceforth I wish to be referred to as Wondernuts. Make it so.

[Token]

From henceforth I wish to be referred to as Wondernuts. Make it so.

I think you look more like an OtakuFrog2000.

[Funka Genocide]

gonna be honest with you here man, have no idea who that is or you are.

But lets get on this Wondernuts thing prontisimo.

[Fifthfiend]

Well I mean look, if you guys are just handing out super badass alter egos I fucking want one too.

You have one. Japan.

[Nique]

OtakuFrog2000.


OtakuRoseFrog?

[Geminex]

Oh dammit. It's not Frogman then? I was hoping it might be Frogman again. That was the most fantastic thread ever. And we could all use a laugh.


Edit: Still, welcome, mysterious-stranger-with-the-dark-and-haunted-past-which-doesn't-really-matter-after-three-years!

[Terisse]

See, honestly I did not expect this to even last more than a few minutes before getting owned entirely. I am frankly, amazed. And I'm even more surprised that Fenris of all people would even know. But he's right; I'm seriously not. Really. I was Kambria, then used this name, and apparently it got deleted a whiles back. So can we please, as a group, move on?

(But I guess this thread got me a few chuckles, so totally worth it.)

[POS Industries]

I'm seriously not. Really. I was Kambria, then used this name, and apparently it got deleted a whiles back.
...What? Dude, your IP matches MetalPsycho.

Who the hell is Kambria?

[Terisse]

1) What the hell, I'm at a public library. Should I be worried if this dude walks in or something?
2) My point exactly.

[Melfice]

Kambria was a poster from about 3 years back, who "invented" a frictionless liquid, which also ended up being highly toxic, by mixing Febreeze and something else.

The most recent posts were not at all foolish, whatsoever, from what a quick glance could tell.

[POS Industries]

1) What the hell, I'm at a public library. Should I be worried if this dude walks in or something?
Girl, apparently. And I guess you should only be worried if you're at the library in Fairmount, GA.

2) My point exactly.
So why even start the thread?!

[Loyal]

So can we please, as a group, move on?For the record, if you hadn't bothered to bring up your boring past I don't think anyone would have said a word beyond "Hey, New Guy." If even. So yeah I don't think there'll be any problems moving on.

[Terisse]

Girl, apparently. And I guess you should only be worried if you're at the library in Fairmount, GA.

So why even start the thread?!
Nope, Cartersville. But it's only a 30 minute drive south...

And to honest... I refer to the title of the thread. I am totally, completely exhausted all the time and things that I now look back on as pointless and annoying... really do seem like good ideas at the time.

So kill me, whatever.

Loyal - Good. Because I'm already tired of it, and I brought it up.

[POS Industries]

Actually, right now I'm strongly tempted to call the library and try to bug you over the phone, but I'm in something of a hurry so forget it.

[Funka Genocide]

You: "Hey, this is me being melodramatic on an internet forum about something nobody even remembers."

Response: "Hey, whatever."

You: "Can we please change the subject from my melodramatic attention mongering now?"

Response: "But... you started it!"

[Terisse]

You: "Hey, this is me being melodramatic on an internet forum about something nobody even remembers."

Response: "Hey, whatever."

You: "Can we please change the subject from my melodramatic attention mongering now?"

Response: "But... you started it!"
Congratulations. You've caught on to the fact that I'm a bloody idiot sometimes. Thumbs up to you. :dance:
POS - Try not to, I don't think I could handle being randomly called for a third time today.

[Magic_Marker]

Hey guys, remember that time I got banned?

Oh wait, I never was, because I'm more perfect than that, Kamina? Kambrian? That whathisface.

EDIT: THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DIAMONDS.

[Funka Genocide]

It has been established that you reside somewhere in the Southern United states, and yet you've chosen the term bloody as an adjective.

This, coupled with your usage of animated smiley things in a non-ironic fashion, does not bode well for the future.

We need to pimp your posts bro. Like, a celebrity poster makeover.

Can we do that here? I think we should do that here.

[Terisse]

I have too many British friends. And I'm from California anyway. What can I do? Oh, I know; shut the hell up. I'll be doing that now.

[Magic_Marker]

He should first head to the NonCon insult thread to learn how we talk around here, you cuntswaggering zergfucker.

*So more or less like Nerds who watched too much Deadwood.

[Funka Genocide]

I think we need to start from the ground up here. First of all there's the matter of the face you put on for the rest of the internetted world.

Lets cut to the quick, nobody is ever impressed by admissions to insanity in signature lines. In fact, it creates the opposite of the intended effect. You might want to come off as edgy and misunderstood, but all the viewing public gets out of it is "cry some more emo kid."

to truly showcase your alluring yet unhinged personality you need to come up with some form of concise personal anecdote or short parable which relates, in an utterly kick-ass manner, these qualities.

Something like "I shot a man in Reno once, just to watch him die."

Your avatar needs to be somewhat stark, almost imposing but intriguing enough that it finds purchase in the addled minds of the forum-going masses. If there's too much going on or its indistinct you'll just be pushed aside in favor of more eye catching avatars. Take for example, an animated gif of a beating human heart.

A limited color palette is essential. red on a black background would be great for the aforementioned organ.

Speaking of organs however, never use a penis as your avatar. Just, don't.

Once you've mastered the initial steps of looking really cool you can begin to up your post-game to new levels of hotness.

[Terisse]

Well, we can discuss this Never again. My time is up again so I've gotta bail. I'll try not to be so much of a self-righteous douchehammer next time. Besides, Based on your observations, you would not like the only other avatars I have right now.

[Funka Genocide]

Hey man, we're here for you. You'll be the coolest cat on the interweb when we're done with you. We have the technology.

(but uh, try posting in other threads the next time you get 20 minutes at the library. You've got to mingle.)

[Magic_Marker]

You can only fit in with monocles.

Monocles are in this year.

[Geminex]

And what's up with the 'Signature and avatar are vital'? Ever since I got bored of the enraged guy, I haven't had an Avvy. Or a signature.
And I turned out fine! Popular! Respected!

...

Right?

[Token]

And what's up with the 'Signature and avatar are vital'? Ever since I got bored of the enraged guy, I haven't had an Avvy. Or a signature.
And I turned out fine! Popular! Respected!

...

Right?

Who the hell are you again?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Monocles were cool when I did it two years ago. Now they've become too Mainstream for my tastes, like, everyone has a monocle these days. Terisse, don't let those people talk you into monocles. Try something you think might be popular in a few years so you can tell all them fuckers you did it first.

[Funka Genocide]

Monocles were cool when I did it two years ago. Now they've become too Mainstream for my tastes, like, everyone has a monocle these days. Terisse, don't let those people talk you into monocles. Try something you think might be popular in a few years so you can tell all them fuckers you did it first.

Protip: it isn't penises.

(Although it might be penises.)

[bluestarultor]

Who the hell are you again?

This guy:

http://i35.tinypic.com/o8apdu.gif

:P

[Token]

This guy:

http://i35.tinypic.com/o8apdu.gif

:P

I'm sorry, I couldn't read your post thanks to my blinding hate for visual puns.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Well if he isn't going to use it...

[rpgdemon]

Well if he isn't going to use it...


But! It makes no sense!

[Funka Genocide]

See now that is what the fuck I am talking about.

[Geminex]

TWO C4N PL4Y 4T 4 G4M3!!!!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I would respond with righteous fury, but your avvy is really bad quality so HA!

Feel the wrath of semi-decent quality Terezi!

[Geminex]

Good lord, that was horrible. That should be better.

...

Terezi Party!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

>:)
You can't not have this smiley when there's a Terezi party going on.

[POS Industries]

This guy:

http://i35.tinypic.com/o8apdu.gif

:P
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/harry1.jpg

>:)
You can't not have this smiley when there's a Terezi party going on.
It's >:], actually.

And I whole-heartedly endorse a Terezi party.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Sorry I just don't have the attention span to use the same avvy for more than 5 minutes.

I'll bring the Terezi Avvy back when it stops being popular or something.

[Geminex]

Hey, I'm giving up Terezi!
In favor of this guy. (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Guido_Reni_016.jpg)

That is the best picture in the Louvre. Screw the Mona Lisa, this is David. Next to Goliath's head. Wearing what looks to be a Leopard fur coat. And a red hat. With a feather in it. Looking as pimp as he can.

Seriously, you can imagine him bitch-slapping Goliath to death, and then going on to impregnate all of his wives, while a guitar solo plays in the background. All he's missing is sunglasses, but whatever. Guido Reni was a genius.

[Torque]

to truly showcase your alluring yet unhinged personality you need to come up with some form of concise personal anecdote or short parable which relates, in an utterly kick-ass manner, these qualities.



I once got banned for comparing the female hoo-ha to morning coffee, and then implied it was why I woke up in the mornings!

[POS Industries]

I once got banned for comparing the female hoo-ha to morning coffee, and then implied it was why I woke up in the mornings!
That was more a "final straw" after a slew of weirdass spammy posts.

Such as what you've been doing all day today.

Maybe there's a correlation here.

[Torque]

That was more a "final straw" after a slew of weirdass spammy posts.

Such as what you've been doing all day today.

Maybe there's a correlation here.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this totally serious topic of seriousness was in danger of becoming not serious.
Not to mention that OTHER totally serious topic in which serious discussion was being had over serious things, such as the number of hillbilly states in operation at any given time, many of which are currently wearing clothing of one sort or another.
Also, my support of cancer care research WAS pretty offensive, but that's mostly because I don't like good causes of any kind.

The Krogoth wolf thing though... Well, that was actually true, and quite weird.

[Osterbaum]

The Krogoth wolf thing though... Well, that was actually true, and quite weird.
I'm tempted to ask what that was for, I even considered making a thread stating such but then I though: "Wait. No. This is fucking stupid."

[Torque]

I'm tempted to ask what that was for, I even considered making a thread stating such but then I though: "Wait. No. This is fucking stupid."

Totally true story. I could NOT get it out of my head. It's like song lyrics, or some random shit someone says, and it gets stuck there.
Why his name? I don't know.
I spent 5 hours at work by myself with it repeating like a damned broken record inside of my head, but then the thread got locked after I started it so can't further explain through discussion so who gives a crap anyway because it's serious time now what with all the seriousness, and who is this mystery man with all the mystery and melodrama and the hey hey hey, we figured out who he is now and all aww isn't that awesome, but wait now there's star trek pictures and let's all talk about avatars because avatar was awesome, and you're not cool unless you've commented on the similarities between avatar and dances with wolves, and wittily referred to the aliens portrayed therein as smurfs because they're blue, and so now it's awesome to call it dances with smurfs, and oh shit did I say wolves, which is like wolf and aw fuck it's stuck in my head again great

[POS Industries]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this totally serious topic of seriousness was in danger of becoming not serious.
Not to mention that OTHER totally serious topic in which serious discussion was being had over serious things, such as the number of hillbilly states in operation at any given time, many of which are currently wearing clothing of one sort or another.
Also, my support of cancer care research WAS pretty offensive, but that's mostly because I don't like good causes of any kind.

The Krogoth wolf thing though... Well, that was actually true, and quite weird.
My point is that, when you've been banned in the past for a bunch of weird spammy shit, and then you're still doing it now and making a point that you didn't learn a lesson from your previous ban over it, that's kind of a dumb thing to do. And then being all sarcastic and argumentative when a mod tells you that you're repeating past mistakes instead of doing something that isn't that is probably an even dumber thing to do.

Most of it was fine in the context of the threads, which is why I'm only giving you a heads up right now.

[Osterbaum]

Dude, Torque. Either you're not making as much sense as you think you are or you are aiming for that particular style of 'explaining things'. I'm not sure which is worse.

e: To clarify;

Totally true story. I could NOT get it out of my head. It's like song lyrics, or some random shit someone says, and it gets stuck there.
Why his name? I don't know.
This I understand, even if it is weird that you had krogos sn stuck in your head.

I spent 5 hours at work by myself with it repeating like a damned broken record inside of my head, but then the thread got locked after I started it so can't further explain through discussion so who gives a crap anyway because it's serious time now what with all the seriousness, and who is this mystery man with all the mystery and melodrama and the hey hey hey, we figured out who he is now and all aww isn't that awesome, but wait now there's star trek pictures and let's all talk about avatars because avatar was awesome, and you're not cool unless you've commented on the similarities between avatar and dances with wolves, and wittily referred to the aliens portrayed therein as smurfs because they're blue, and so now it's awesome to call it dances with smurfs, and oh shit did I say wolves, which is like wolf and aw fuck it's stuck in my head again great
This part is a bit more unclear. Not in the sense that I don't understand what you're getting at, I can read, but in the sense of; Ok?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Totally true story. I could NOT get it out of my head. It's like song lyrics, or some random shit someone says, and it gets stuck there.
Why his name? I don't know.
I spent 5 hours at work by myself with it repeating like a damned broken record inside of my head, but then the thread got locked after I started it so can't further explain through discussion so who gives a crap anyway because it's serious time now what with all the seriousness, and who is this mystery man with all the mystery and melodrama and the hey hey hey, we figured out who he is now and all aww isn't that awesome, but wait now there's star trek pictures and let's all talk about avatars because avatar was awesome, and you're not cool unless you've commented on the similarities between avatar and dances with wolves, and wittily referred to the aliens portrayed therein as smurfs because they're blue, and so now it's awesome to call it dances with smurfs, and oh shit did I say wolves, which is like wolf and aw fuck it's stuck in my head again great

Pardon me for saying so but here's what you think happened:

"Hey I'm Torque I got banned fer comparing the hoo-hah to morning coffee"

"Hey I'm POS. Shut up Torque. This thread is too serious for your spammish posts."

What actually happened however went more like

"Hey I'm Torque I got banned fer comparing the hoo-hah to morning coffee"

"Hey I'm POS. Actually it was more because leading up to the coffee thing you'd been making weird posts all over the place.

As an aside you've been doing that lately as well, cut back on it."

[Torque]

What actually happened however went more like

"Hey I'm Torque I got banned fer comparing the hoo-hah to morning coffee"

"Hey I'm POS. Actually it was more because leading up to the coffee thing you'd been making weird posts all over the place.


That very well may be true, probably it was all the other crap. However, I think the point of me bringing it up was apparently lost... See I was going for the ironic "hey look at me I'm bringing up shit that was so long ago it shouldn't matter anymore" bit because apparently that's the 'in' thing to do in this thread. Also I felt Funka's advice great, and wanted to get started, what with the anecdotes and such that make me look all edgy, and misunderstood.

My point is that, when you've been banned in the past for a bunch of weird spammy shit, and then you're still doing it now


I'd like to know exactly what was weird, and spammy today that required the heads up.


Most of it was fine in the context of the threads, which is why I'm only giving you a heads up right now.

I disagree. I say it was ALL in context to each thread I posted in today. No heads up were in order.

[Osterbaum]

This is another example of how one should just say "Sure, I'll try not to do it again." or even "I don't think I was doing that, but if I was I'll try not to do it again". That's a lot easier.

[Torque]

This is another example of how one should just say "Sure, I'll try not to do it again." or even "I don't think I was doing that, but if I was I'll try not to do it again". That's a lot easier.

You never get anywhere in life by taking the easy road, my friend.
Also I'm a big fan of standing up for myself. Not saying you're wrong, or anything.

[Osterbaum]

What I'm trying to say, I guess, is 'pick your battles' or something.

e: I mean they way I'd react to a heads up from a mod would propably be "Ok, sorry" even if I didn't think I had done anything wrong. That or 'fuck you and suck my dick' but I wouldn't go on about it any further.

e2: But I'm done butting in on this matter now.

[Archbio]

e: I mean they way I'd react to a heads up from a mod would propably be "Ok, sorry" even if I didn't think I had done anything wrong. That or 'fuck you and suck my dick' but I wouldn't go on about it any further.

So it's like a reverse of the fallacy of the golden mean, then?

Also: What's with dicks all of a sudden?

[POS Industries]

That very well may be true, probably it was all the other crap. However, I think the point of me bringing it up was apparently lost... See I was going for the ironic "hey look at me I'm bringing up shit that was so long ago it shouldn't matter anymore" bit because apparently that's the 'in' thing to do in this thread. Also I felt Funka's advice great, and wanted to get started, what with the anecdotes and such that make me look all edgy, and misunderstood.
Fair enough, though I'd say you wound up less with edgy and more just misunderstood.

I'd like to know exactly what was weird, and spammy today that required the heads up.
Welp! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38543)

It's worth noting that, while we are more apt to look the other way on the occasional somewhat-out-of-left-field post, starting up a thread like that in the midst of several somewhat-out-of-left-field posts is an easy way to get some negative mod attention in a hurry, and then everything you do can start looking kinda bad.

I disagree. I say it was ALL in context to each thread I posted in today. No heads up were in order.
Going to go with Osterbaum's assertion that you're not making as much sense as you think you are.

This is another example of how one should just say "Sure, I'll try not to do it again." or even "I don't think I was doing that, but if I was I'll try not to do it again". That's a lot easier.
It's easier, but if you can clarify your actions in a mature, polite, and reasonable manner, it's more than welcome.

In this case, clarification was necessary, though there are things like that Krogo thread that Torque would benefit from learning from in the future.

[Osterbaum]

That's a pretty meaningless phrase. It's a notpology.
I was just too lazy to type 'Ok, I don't think I did that but if I did, I'm sorry and I will think about it more carefully the next time it would seem I am about to do something similar.'

[Wigmund]

This thread is gaining potential, I can't wait to see what the next act is.

[Osterbaum]

Me doing your mom. Dissapointed?

e: Ok, yeah. Sorry, 'cause that was just bad.

[Torque]

Fair enough, though I'd say you wound up less with edgy and more just misunderstood.


Well, I was TRYING to be sarcastic... Was just trying to roll with it.


Welp! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38543)



Ok, I give you that ONE, but that thread got locked down before it could even go anywhere. I was actually being honest, but in a goofy way.

Also, are we on to dicks now, because I can totally get on board with that.

[POS Industries]

Ok, I give you that ONE, but that thread got locked down before it could even go anywhere. I was actually being honest, but in a goofy way.
It's still not really enough to merit making a thread out of, though. Like I said, live and learn.

Also, are we on to dicks now, because I can totally get on board with that.
Pretty much everything on these forums are about dicks in way or another.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

To POS, kudos for not making the obvious joke there.

[Funka Genocide]

Well I'll be darned, it was penises after all!