Turning the Impossible into Possible!

[krogothwolf]

Are you guys tired of Lev bragging about his mad skills in those 2 threads he made? Well for those of us who fight by screaming in terror, throwing poop and someone then running away this is were you can brag! It's about doing something that people thought was impossible for you to do!

Alright Alright, before you all go "God damnit Krogo, if you brag or dot on your daughter any more I'm gonna puke." You best bring up a damn bucket cause that's what I'm gonna do! Well not really but it does concern her and it is braggingish.

Well see she's sick, got a stomach virus or some such thing so she is extremely cranky and everything. My wife was trying everything to get her to sleep and nothing was working for her. Now, It was my turn to shine! I sung the little rugrat to sleep! My singing voice is so piss poor most people said I'd just make her cry and scream in pain and fear but no, it actually slowly put her to sleep! I don't care if it's because sleep was far better then listening to me sing it still worked and it was glorious! My wife is jealous that I managed to get her to sleep and she couldn't BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So yeah, I did something everyone thought was impossible today. How about you buggers, you ever turn the impossible into the possible!

(I swear I know I've heard that saying somewhere before but for the life of me I'm drawing a blank on it right now.)

[bluestarultor]

I actually made a halfway decent geek joke. I'm rather proud of myself. :3:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Made our mess of a renovation look halfway decent. Burning things is fun!

[krogothwolf]

Man, you guys suck at bragging! Put some more emotion into it! More passion! Who the heck trust you with fire Mac? I bet it was you whi caused the BC forest fire!

Also I wad totally going to toss in a random Annabel pic, but I figured that was a bit much.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Moar random baby!!!

Hey my parents trust me with carving the goddamn Turkey. I have no idea why

[bluestarultor]

Moar random baby!!!

Hey my parents trust me with carving the goddamn Turkey. I have no idea why

After lopping both your own hands off? That's deplorable!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I managed to nearly triple my rep in a few weeks with careful application of headgear and antiquated eyewear.

[DarkDrgon]

for those of you who don't want to hear about Drgon's crappy situation (and what I'm doing about it), skip to the next post.

So, I'm an 18 year old new jersey slacker, and my mom passed away last december. Since then, I've had to deal with crazy bill collectors, getting a car for school, and trying to keep my family together the way my mom did. I'm the youngest of my siblings, and really the only one of us that has it all together. My elder sister (25) got impulsively married, and is trying to turn the house we live in into her perfect dream house. she also has a nervous breakdown every other week, and its my fault. My brother(21)flew the coop, because of aforementioned sister, and is now in community college in florida.

Now, since then, I've had to find a way to pay my house's electric, water, gas, sewage, and (because my sister demands it), cable bills. in return, my sister said she'd take care of the mortgage. this month I wiped out my bank account to pay for all of the bills and the mortgage, plus groceries for 2 months and one of my Tuition payments.

Onto said tuition, I was denied any financial aid because a deceased parent doesn't count for the FAFSA application, and since my dad did pay child suppost for a few months, I couldn't legally file as an orphan.

now, not only did I find a way to pay all the bills, part of my tuition, and keep my sanity, I have found a car to get me to and from school, paid my own insurance, and am in the process of getting a new job, and through constantly annoying the Financial aid department of my school, Im getting half of my tuition paid. Woot!

[Aldurin]

I blend into society. You'll never spot me in real life and I think I'd prefer to keep it that way.

[Nique]

I taught a monster how to love.

[rpgdemon]

Can we change it from making an impossible situation merely IMPLAUSIBLE?

[Aldurin]

Can we change it from making an impossible situation merely IMPLAUSIBLE?

No!! Going that far is for lazy people. True achievers actually go do that formerly-believed-to-be-impossible shit!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I solo-won against 5 Dark AIs in Perfect Dark with a random weapon set with trickery and wit. No there was no Laptop gun and the Farsight would've killed me as well. Just lots of explosives (I remember both Dragons and Remote mines). The Level was Facility (Felicity?) and the bullet-proof glass in several rooms gave me part of their power of seeing through walls.

Some might say this isn't impressive, but you have probably only played matches against the Darkness with weapon sets that were made for it. Plastering the door with proximity mines? Yeah, I did that too. Only I didn't have mines. Just Dragons.

Also, one time I beat that one guy at GoldenEye. If we were online and I were so inclined I'd accuse him of mad hax.
That person had every level memorized, and could kill you just by looking at your screen, turning by about 120° and fire a rocket into the wall. He did the same thing with Lasers, fucking asshole. But one time I got him. I used Boris as my character because, fuck you, that's how I roll, and you with Oddjob or whatever that guy's name is, you can't do shit against a skinny scientist dual wielding DEATH, Motherfucker. And we weren't playing License to Kill like all the other times, nooo. Not so tough now, huh?

Yes, my making the impossible possible moments do involve video games, instead of making children sleep. Don't judge me.

[Amake]

One time I was discussing my idea for a quantum cake with some people on IRC. The idea is that if you make one quantum cake you can sell it a near-infinite number of times and people can eat it and have it too. It'll be the last cake we'll ever need. Of course we ran into some problems what with quantum engineering still being undeveloped, and we resorted to trying to will it into existence according to the theory that if there's an infinite number of parallel realities there has to be a near-infinite number where the quantum cake already exists and damnit, we should be able to use that to make things happen just by wanting it.

It was at this point I found a cheese ball on the floor. A few minutes earlier I'd dropped a cheese ball, picked it up and eaten it, and this other cheeseball was in the exact same place, where it couldn't be because it would have come from nowhere. So that was an impossible thing that happened, just while we talked about making impossible things happen by talking about them.

The human imagination is infinitely powerful. It can even conceive of things that are impossible. I'm convinced that is the absolute limit of what is impossible.

[Dracorion]

The time I went nine innings with my girlfriend.

[synkr0nized]

I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

[Terisse]

I managed to find every book that I was looking for within five minutes in a public library. And get them checked out with no problems.

That's about it, really.

[Darth SS]

I just beat Splinter Cell Conviction on the hardest difficulty without using gadgets ever, and using a gun on three seperate occasions.

To everyone who says I should be a real man and do it without the gun FUCK YOU that's what. These are two unbelievably frustrated days of my life I'm not going to get back.

[PyrosNine]

I manage to sound intelligent and reasonable at one moment, and completely out of my gourd and hyperactive the next, sometimes in the same post or conversation.

I beat every Metal Gear Solid 1 boss to death with my bare hands. This is also my standard method in every Metal Gear once my stealth has gone to shit (sneaking... sneaking... sneaking... OHSHIT THEY'VE CAUGHT ME PUNCH PUNCH KICK KICK CQC) as once I am found I typically just punch out everyone and run ahead, and shudder at the forced shooting sections, or when there are enemies I can't just punch out.

The fight against Frank was easy, and this was suitable preparation for fighting The Boss in MG3, whom was far too easy for a final boss.

[Flarecobra]

Defeated a Tank in Left 4 Dead 2 without using a weapon. (Made it fall into a river)

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I NEVER studied Biology and passed my class with an A, the highest grade out of my class. Eat that, people who have to try!