PASS - People Against Straight Sex

[Kim]

Group Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=157355030960360)

God made Man and Woman. Men having sex with women, or vice versa, is an affront to His plan. Help us put an end to this disgusting behavior.

[Nique]

But do you provide sermons and confessionals to make me feel guilty about my sins?

[Krylo]

You need a better mission statement.

Right now you're just saying God made two things and didn't want them to interact without any justification for that view. Like saying LEGO made Square Pieces and Rectangle Pieces, it is an affront to LEGO to put them together.

I'd suggest playing on the corruption of Adam and Eve through their intergender companionship.

The snake, after all, is a masculine figure, being phallic in shape and predatory in instinct, and it was through Eve's collusion with this male being that she is corrupted, and then it is Adam's collusion with the female Eve that hid own corruption came to be.

[Kim]

Added, and thank you for helping advance the God's will.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Having children is an attempt to subvert the perogative of the Creator, to play God as it will. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it praises having children or the creations of man but there are plenty that praise the creations of God. Like look at the tower of Babel- man tries to play at God, make stuff like him, God doesn't like that.
The very first act of man creation leads to the very first murderer- coincidence? I think not.

[Kim]

Just throwing this out there, but I'm gonna post any and all particularly good quotes on the group's page. Didn't think anyone would care, since it's for a good cause, but I thought I'd just give you all a heads up.

[Nique]

Having children is an attempt to subvert the perogative of the Creator, to play God as it will. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it praises having children or the creations of man but there are plenty that praise the creations of God. Like look at the tower of Babel- man tries to play at God, make stuff like him, God doesn't like that.
The very first act of man creation leads to the very first murderer- coincidence? I think not.

It is a FACT that children are the leading cause in the rise of pedophilia. And did you know that 100% of crime is committed by people's children?

Source (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/the_department.shtml)

[Amake]

If men were not meant to have sex in the butt, why is their G-spot in there?

And why would people live longer and invent cloning if it was not God's plan to eventually make opposite-sex relationships superfluous?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

It is good for a man not to marry
1 Corinthians 7:1

Proverbs7
21 With persuasive words she led him astray;
she seduced him with her smooth talk.
22 All at once he followed her
like an ox going to the slaughter,
like a deer stepping into a noose
23 till an arrow pierces his liver,
like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life.
24 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
pay attention to what I say.
25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways
or stray into her paths.
26 Many are the victims she has brought down;
her slain are a mighty throng.
27 Her house is a highway to the grave,
leading down to the chambers of death.

Leviticus 20:14 And if a man take a wife..., it [is] wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.


Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them.
That one doesn't sound too bad until you read:
Genesis 2
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
So you have an assistant that magically appears and then helps yuo magically create people- sounds pretty dicey to me.
Though not as dicey as the other meaning of familiar- namely someone who does domestic work for a bishop.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

You should also make a group called God Against Straight Sex, just to emphasize god's stance on the subject. You could build a group network called PASS GASS.

I feel so funny today. I'll see where I can throw in some more fart jokes.

[BitVyper]

You need a good three or four letter insult word for straight people.

[Krylo]

Go with 'Hets'. It's short and sounds angry.

Also: It derives from hetero.

"Fuckin' het."

[BitVyper]

I was thinking the same thing, but I'm not sure if it has the same impact as "fags." "God hates hets?" I guess it could work.

[Krylo]

Well you really need to socialize it as a derisive epithet before it can get the same kind of impact.

I think it has the potential to have a similar impact, though.

[Amake]

How about "oppo" for opposite-sex lovers? It sounds vaguely diminutive (read: demeaning), and its unfamiliarity reinforces the idea that oppos are weirdos and homosexuality is the norm.

By the way what's our stance on bisexuality hetero-curiosity?

Edit: "Op" should also be used. In fact we should have as many and varied insults as there are for black people. This works to make the subject appear more childlike and not in charge of themselves. Strange but true.

Further edit: I thought up a few.
"Closer" as in a connection closing an electrical circuit, referring to standard male and female contacts.
"Schematic" as in putting tab A in slot B according to the instruction schematics. Touches on oppo-sex as boring and by the book.
"Sperm-shoveler", just for guys, referring to how the shape of the penis developed to scoop out sperm and prevent other males from impregnating a female.

[Krylo]

I don't know... maybe. Kinda sounds like something from an Oompa Loompa song, though.

Which might be kind of the point, I guess?

I'd probably shorten it to Op/Ops, though, to make it sound harder and give it the one syllable motif of (almost) all the other powerful cusses.

[Aldurin]

Group Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=157355030960360)

God made Man and Woman. Men having sex with women, or vice versa, is an affront to His plan. Help us put an end to this disgusting behavior.

Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

[Eltargrim]

Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

Hey.

Hey.

I don't think this guy gets it.

In any case, I have a confession to make.

I like vaginas.

I'm sorry! I know I have a problem! I just don't know where to turn.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

Your future kids are going to be massive flamers. Just so you know.
Also you not goig to have a doorstep because the black man is going to steal it.

[Krylo]

and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

Don't worry.

I prefer to do it from behind, anyway.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Greetings, brothers and sisters! Today, I'm not here to preach tolerance! Tolerance is the first step, but our goal is acceptance. For you tolerate the screaming baby on a train, you tolerate the homeless man in the streets, you tolerate the straight couple hiding in a dark cave in the jungle out of fear of being lynched by a gay mob! But do you accept them? NO! But acceptance is the key to living in a peaceful world. Learn to accept your fellow men and women for what they are. No matter their beliefs, race, sexuality or everything else that makes them unique, different from you. And, I know, this must come as a shock to you, but even straight people have a right to live!

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1672/straight3.png

Apologies for huge filesize, but it looked weird as a gif.

[Krylo]

For you tolerate the screaming baby on a train, you tolerate the homeless man in the streets, you tolerate the straight couple hiding in a dark cave in the jungle out of fear of being lynched by a gay mob!

You don't know me very well.

Not very well at all.

[Geminex]

Just replace 'tolerate' with 'cannibalize' and you've got Krylo.

Also, straight sex is a slippery slope! We can't just say it's allright to have sex with things that aren't exactly like us! If you say it's ok to have sex with women, you're saying it's ok to have sex with horses! And chicken!

[Krylo]

Nah. Homeless dudes are nasty.

I'm not putting that in my mouth.

[Funka Genocide]

I guess I kind of get it. I mean I'd probably make something that was a little less tongue in cheek and a bit more directed, but then again I'm sure there are plenty of groups that are logical about their pursuit of civil rights, and look how much good that's done! HA!

I'm all for putting out the proverbial cigarette of oppression in the eye sockets of conservative fuckwads though.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The oppositionis not logical. You can't have a logical debate with them.

[Flarecobra]

...Ok, I don't know if I should be offended by this... or amused.

EDIT: Yeah... don't think I'll support this. Good day ladies and gentleman.

[Kim]

Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2m3318h.png

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.But it's the only form of love God approves of!

[POS Industries]

don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.
But me pounding some chick and hosing her down in my manjam in front of your kids is totally okay, then?

Parent of the year right here, folks.

[Melfice]

I'm terribly sorry, NonCon, but I like vaginas too much to give that up.

Very sympathetic to your cause though, just not sympathetic enough to start humping a guy's ass instead of a girl's ass (or other orifices, for that matter).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

But it's the only form of love God approves of!

I'm pretty sure he's down with masturbation too cause you know, Jesus had to come from somewhere.
Edit: I would totally join your group but itwould distract from my struggle to inform people of the growing lizardman menace.

[The SSB Intern]

I assume you mean population growth, because no amount of awareness is going to stop giant lizardmen.

[Fifthfiend]

The sooner we understand and accept the inevitability of our lizardman overlords, the more efficiently and compliantly we'll be able to feed ourselves to them when the time comes.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

LIZARDMAN SPY!
Mods request ban of Fifthfiend for crimes against mammals.
Alternatively call the Grand Inquisitor.

[Fifthfiend]

SPY!

I don't think I've been anything less than entirely forthright in my entreaties for you to embrace our place in the world as slave labor and basic nutrition for our reptilian masters.

[Fifthfiend]

Did you know that a human body contains over 47 vitamins and minerals that a growing young Lizardboy needs to develop into a healthy, full-grown Lizardman? Who are we to deny them this vital part of a balanced breakfast?

[Geminex]

Wow, that sounds exactly like something a Lizardman spy would say.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Did you know that a human body contains over 47 vitamins and minerals that a growing young Lizardboy needs to develop into a healthy, full-grown Lizardman? Who are we to deny them this vital part of a balanced breakfast?

Well I was reading in New Lizardman that the reported nutriotional benefits of humans was a psuedo-scientific scam praying on the rising.... I mean, Die lizards die! I hate lizards and certainly not one hiding behind a computer screen, distracting everyone with strawman communist spiels in order to lull you all into pacifity. No way.
I'm sure us, by which I mean humans and certainly not lizardmen, could eat lizards for a yummy meal.

[POS Industries]

LIZARDMAN SPY!
Mods request ban of Fifthfiend for crimes against mammals.
'Kay.

[Geminex]

MAMMALS TRIUMPH.

Well I was reading in New Lizardman that the reported nutriotional benefits of humans was a psuedo-scientific scam praying on the rising.... I mean, Die lizards die! I hate lizards and certainly not one hiding behind a computer screen, distracting everyone with strawman communist spiels in order to lull you all into pacifity. No way.
I'm sure us, by which I mean humans and certainly not lizardmen, could eat lizards for a yummy meal.
...
That...

...

Ah...

I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

MAMMALS TRIUMPH.


...
That...

...

Ah...

I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

No we got the spy. Only one spy per colony. Lizardman rule!

[Aldurin]

But me pounding some chick and hosing her down in my manjam in front of your kids is totally okay, then?

Parent of the year right here, folks.

That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

If you think I'm overprotective, imagine what I'll do to scare my future daughter's boyfriend into complying with that "bring her back by 9 at the latest, or I'll show you all of the ways to inflict pain that I've learned from karate".

And no, I won't make a donation to this cause.

[Kim]

So your daughter's girlfriend doesn't have to have her home by 9? How very progressive of you.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

If you think I'm overprotective, imagine what I'll do to scare my future daughter's boyfriend into complying with that "bring her back by 9 at the latest, or I'll show you all of the ways to inflict pain that I've learned from karate".

And no, I won't make a donation to this cause.

What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.

Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.

[POS Industries]

That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

EDIT:
That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

Damn communists, every time you turn around they're trying for some impractical or just plain stupid concept. Makes a man want to stab them and make them puke blood.

Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/shantottofindsyouractionsludicrous.jpg

[Aldurin]

So your daughter's girlfriend doesn't have to have her home by 9? How very progressive of you.

That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02484.gif

Damn communists, every time you turn around they're trying for some impractical or just plain stupid concept. Makes a man want to stab them and make them puke blood.

Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.

Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).

[Geminex]

Ok, I feel like a horrible person for saying this, but the more EE talks about his daughter, the more I am filled with dread at the prospect of him procreating.

[Kim]

EE, this is your future daughter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQOxIVFGudU).

[Amake]

I can see this thread being used in a future custody trial. O_o

[Aldurin]

Ok, I feel like a horrible person for saying this, but the more EE talks about his daughter, the more I am filled with dread at the prospect of him procreating.

I can see this thread being used in a future custody trial. O_o

Maybe I should just date someone sterile and female for those who would have said something.

But then I could always adopt . . .

[Professor Smarmiarty]

EE, this is your future daughter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQOxIVFGudU).


http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/spo2345/a.jpg

[Kim]

http://i53.tinypic.com/igltvd.jpg

3V1L 34RL 1S TH1S YOU?

[POS Industries]

But then I could always adopt . . .
Yeah, don't get your hopes up on that one.

[Aldurin]

http://i53.tinypic.com/igltvd.jpg

3V1L 34RL 1S TH1S YOU?

no

[Bard The 5th LW]

Evilearl, I believe we have been over this before (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38373&highlight=EvilEarl).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

If you treat him as somebodys hilarious ghostie then it works much better.

[Kim]

To be honest, I'm just surprised we have someone this homophobic on the forums, though I suppose someone being homophobic really shouldn't be surprising...

[Rejected Again]

But then I could always adopt . . .

Dude, if you walked into a orphanage, they would hand you a cabbage patch doll.

[Aldurin]

To be honest, I'm just surprised we have someone this homophobic on the forums, though I suppose someone being homophobic really shouldn't be surprising...

Not homophobic, I won't care until a guy tries to flirt with me.

I disagree with them but respect the fact that they have the choice to believe what they want.

[Kim]

Not homophobic, I won't care until a guy tries to flirt with me.

Oh, and if one did flirt with you?

[Rejected Again]

I think I know what he would do. (http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm not homophobic but....

[Aldurin]

Oh, and if one did flirt with you?

Tell him to not do that again. Then if it continues I will take action depending on the situation:

1: File sexual harassment suit.
2: If he tries to be forceful about it I'll leave him in a broken heap with justification of defense against rape.

Hopefully they get the message the first time.

[Eltargrim]

...what the fuck.

[Kim]

Not homophobic

You see, that statement is pretty much in direct contradiction with all of this...

That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

...

Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).

Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

And then you have this...

Not homophobic, I won't care until a guy tries to flirt with me.

And there's just so much wrong with this, but I'll just address the main point.

In my experience, most gay guys aren't going to target straight guys. There's no reason to. It's a waste of energy. They might tease you, but it's hardly serious. I make tons of jokes about me flirting with Mirai, and he's actually helped me come up with a few because he knows there's nothing behind it. Yes, there are a couple that'd keep it up, but that's just an individual thing that has nothing to do with their sexuality. Plus, how are they supposed to know your sexuality? Do straight people sparkle in the sunlight? Do they wear signs on their backs that say "I'm straight!" There seems to be this belief amongst homophobes who don't want to admit that they're homophobes that it's okay to react negatively, or even violently, to a person of the same gender hitting on them. This is pretty much why I'm terrified of the idea of hitting on people. I don't want to get my ass kicked by some guy who isn't comfortable enough with his sexuality to turn me down nicely and thinks he has to "beat up the queer" to prove he's not gay. Even if you wouldn't react violently, I have a hard time looking at your posts and thinking you wouldn't be a dick if a gay guy hit on you.

[Aldurin]

In my experience, most gay guys aren't going to target straight guys. There's no reason to. It's a waste of energy. They might tease you, but it's hardly serious. I make tons of jokes about me flirting with Mirai, and he's actually helped me come up with a few because he knows there's nothing behind it. Yes, there are a couple that'd keep it up, but that's just an individual thing that has nothing to do with their sexuality. Plus, how are they supposed to know your sexuality? Do straight people sparkle in the sunlight? Do they wear signs on their backs that say "I'm straight!" There seems to be this belief amongst homophobes who don't want to admit that they're homophobes that it's okay to react negatively, or even violently, to a person of the same gender hitting on them. This is pretty much why I'm terrified of the idea of hitting on people. I don't want to get my ass kicked by some guy who isn't comfortable enough with his sexuality to turn me down nicely and thinks he has to "beat up the queer" to prove he's not gay. Even if you wouldn't react violently, I have a hard time looking at your posts and thinking you wouldn't be a dick if a gay guy hit on you.

If a guy asks me out I'm not gonna hit him. I'll turn him down (politely or not depending on how my day has been so far) and leave it at that.

And the whole thing about parenting and homosexuality, my reaction to that scenario is due to it being something that is shouldn't be done in public anyway, and then there's the contradiction to their raising/beliefs about that issue.

Drop the topic. Don't go all torches and pitchforks and angry mob at me.

[Kim]

Homosexuality shouldn't be done in public? If you're saying people shouldn't have sex in public regardless of sexual preference, I agree. If you're saying two men or two women shouldn't be allowed to kiss in public, then that's homophobic. That thing you said you weren't.

Don't go all torches and pitchforks and angry mob at me.

You mean that thing that anti-gay people do all the time?

[Geminex]

it being something that is shouldn't be done in public anyway
Oh god please mean 'sex' and not 'being openly gay' by this or else god help me

then there's the contradiction to their raising/beliefs about that issue.
NEVER MIND. GOD HELP ME OOPS TOO LATE THERE GOES MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.

Why. The fuck. Would 'Open homosexuality' contradict your children's raising/beliefs if you're doing anything other than telling them 'homosexuality is wrong'. And unless I misunderstood you, or there's a flaw in my logic that makes you very, very homophobic. And hell, the fact that you intend to pass on your bias to your children is just... gah. Seriously, dude.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

If we let people screw in public I think it would help cure a lot of peoples prejudicesand hangups

[Dracorion]

EvilEarl is now my new most favorite person ever.

No, seriously EE, drop your pants and I will blow you right now.

Oh wait. Fuck.

[Aldurin]

Homosexuality shouldn't be done in public? If you're saying people shouldn't have sex in public regardless of sexual preference, I agree. If you're saying two men or two women shouldn't be allowed to kiss in public, then that's homophobic. That thing you said you weren't.



You mean that thing that anti-gay people do all the time?

Oh god please mean 'sex' and not 'being openly gay' by this or else god help me


NEVER MIND. GOD HELP ME OOPS TOO LATE THERE GOES MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.

Why. The fuck. Would 'Open homosexuality' contradict your children's raising/beliefs if you're doing anything other than telling them 'homosexuality is wrong'. And unless I misunderstood you, or there's a flaw in my logic that makes you very, very homophobic. And hell, the fact that you intend to pass on your bias to your children is just... gah. Seriously, dude.

I meant sex. Which is a given regardless of the gender(s) involved. Open homosexuality will be a "deal with it" sort of thing.

If we let people screw in public I think it would help cure a lot of peoples prejudicesand hangups

We aren't that far away from that as a culture, it's practically the only thing sex-related that isn't commonplace in the media and culture.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Oh, and if one did flirt with you?

I'd politely say no but be flattered nonetheless.

[BitVyper]

We aren't that far away from that as a culture

Further away than we were back when we were using penises for road signs.

[Kim]

Further away than we were back when we were using penises for road signs.

But if we don't convince people we're getting ever closer to a Godless world of sex and sin, how will we get them to attend church?

[Mirai Gen]

I meant sex.
Answer me what public sex has to do with this thread and I'll buy that you really aren't a homophobe and this is the only issue you take with homosexuality.

[BitVyper]

But if we don't convince people we're getting ever closer to a Godless world of sex and sin, how will we get them to attend church?

Does disbarring judges for owning penis pumps help? (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/24/national/main4475167.shtml)

I ran into that while looking for a picture of one of those roadsigns. Not only did that guy get disbarred, but he got sent to prison and was made to register as a sex offender. Near as I can tell, he was never actually caught USING it.

So really, we're a society of huge prudes more than anything.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

We aren't that far away from that as a culture, it's practically the only thing sex-related that isn't commonplace in the media and culture.
No you see the media uses sex as a taboo, as a fetish, it glimpses at it but then closets it away- to excite and notsell.
If you stop treating it as some super secret cult and treat it as an expression of love then you would actually take away a lot of its power of a "sex appeal". It's a natural thing, nothing to be ashamed of or hidden away. Society has pretty much the same attitude to sex as the Victorian ages- it may not appear so on the surface but it does- sex is still taboo which is why hintingat it is so effective as a marketing tool

[Krylo]

This thread was so much better before I went to sleep.

[Hatake Kakashi]

If we let people screw in public I think it would help cure a lot of peoples prejudicesand hangups

You mean you don't screw in public places? Shit man, I've been doin' it for 11 years.

Also:



Also, straight sex is a slippery slope! We can't just say it's allright to have sex with things that aren't exactly like us! If you say it's ok to have sex with women, you're saying it's ok to have sex with horses! And chicken!

Mr. Hands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) has already proven that such ideas can immediately remove your ass from the mortal coil.

[Fifthfiend]

This thread was so much better before I went to sleep.

This thread was so much better when I read Earl's comments and went "haha, excellent trolling", before I worked out that he actually means all of it.

[Amake]

I won't care until a guy tries to flirt with me.
See, people with healthy attitudes to their own sexuality and the subjects of their attraction don't worry about this. You, like almost all homophobes, seem to be terrified of the idea of being treated the same way you treat women. Why would that be so bad, you think?

[Kim]

This thread was so much better when I read Earl's comments and went "haha, excellent trolling", before I worked out that he actually means all of it.

I actually waited to respond to his comments because I wasn't sure if he was serious or not originally.

[Fifthfiend]

No but really when you think about it, this is actually good! In posting this thread you've already caused a person like Earl to have to confront his issues with gay people, and now that he's opened up to us we can all welcome him into the warm embrace of friendship and support that will help him recognize these issues and work through all of this and become a better person.

[Kim]

EvilEarl gets all uncomfortable whenever I embrace him.

[Amake]

That's so nice and sensible, Fifth, that I can't be sure you're not sarcastic. You're not sarcastic right?

[Fifthfiend]

I was going to clarify that, but then I decided nah, I'm gonna leave it ambiguous, just to mess with ya'll.

[DFM]

I still say he's a troll or like ten.

[Marc v4.0]

shouldn't be done in public anyway

I meant sex. Which is a given regardless of the gender(s) involved.


This type of "trying to save face" maneuver should really only be performed by a licensed and fully accredited flying back-peddler. You are running a serious risk of neck injury and spinal torsion by not even using a harness.

[greed]

I still say he's a troll or like ten.

Or massively socially developmentally disabled.....


Oh god I've been laughing at a 12 year old autistic kid. I feel guilty now.

[POS Industries]

Hey, now.

That's really unfair to 12-year-old autistic kids.

[Fifthfiend]

On average the autistic ones are probably less freaked out about TEH GAY than your everyday stock-issue middle-school sociopath.

[DFM]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2461/eddielong.png That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2461/eddielong.png That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2461/eddielong.pngJust take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2461/eddielong.png Not homophobic

[Fifthfiend]

Also, Earl is providing great material for PASS, so he's like, doubletime making this thread go.

[Fifthfiend]

"We're not saying we hate straights, we don't want them stripping naked and fucking in front of us and our adopted kids".

EDIT: AXE male grooming product commercials, proof of the lascivious degeneracy of the heterosexual lifestyle.

[Geminex]

"We're not saying we hate straights, we don't want them stripping naked and fucking in public in front of us and our adopted kids genetically engineered super-clones".

FTFY

Because a vote for straight sex is a vote against a world in which science says 'fuck you' to evolution and modifies the human genome to have an integrated jetpack

Edit:
EDIT: AXE male grooming product commercials, proof of the lascivious degeneracy of the heterosexual lifestyle.
Noooo, if we bring male grooming products into it, then we have to aknowlege Old Spice. And when we aknowlege Old Spice then we have already lost.

[Fifthfiend]

If the Old Spice Guy isn't a one-man sleeper cell for the gay agenda I don't know who is.

[Geminex]

"I'm on a horse!
...
If you know what I mean."

[Yumil]

If the Old Spice Guy isn't a one-man sleeper cell for the gay agenda I don't know who is.

http://ellistrations.com/musiciansblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cover-make-love-tm.jpg
I know I'd do him.

[CABAL49]

Why do people want to have sex at all anyways? Orifices are scary! I can only imagine the horror a woman goes through.

[Token]

Really, I don't think that constantly insulting the kid (no matter how misguided his views may be) is going to make him suddenly open his eyes. Hell, if I was in his position, it'd only reinforce my negative views. But hey, what's the point in trying to be reasonable? Gay or straight, oppressed or free, it's an inevitability that haters gonna hate.

[Fifthfiend]

Really, I don't think that constantly insulting the kid (no matter how misguided his views may be) is going to make him suddenly open his eyes. Hell, if I was in his position, it'd only reinforce my negative views. But hey, what's the point in trying to be reasonable? Gay or straight, oppressed or free, it's an inevitability that haters gonna hate.

Hahaha, what is this post

EDIT: If people would just be more ~rEasonAbLe~ about homophobic bigotry

EDIT: Obviously hating on people who hate people for being gay is JUST LIKe hating people for being gay, therefore,

EDIT: REVERSE GAYCISM

[Geminex]

No, no, you've got it all wrong, Fifth. Token's right. If we ever want to get him to turn to THE DARK SIDE and support OUR CAUSE, insults will never be enough.

It's obvious what must happen.
We must seduce him.
...
VOLUNTEERS?

[Tev]

VOLUNTEERS?What...for Token? Can't we just bribe Gamefreak to make the main character in the next pokemon game gay?

[Geminex]

Well, I meant EE, but that'd be fun as well.

[Token]

Hahaha, what is this post

EDIT: If people would just be more ~rEasonAbLe~ about homophobic bigotry

EDIT: Obviously hating on people who hate people for being gay is JUST LIKe hating people for being gay, therefore,

Yeah, that's not even a little what I said. The point I was trying to make was that being a dick to him won't make him stop being a dick. I've dealt with homophobes before, and demeaning them just makes them feel more secure in thinking that gays don't deserve rights. I'm not sure how to break through to them, but this isn't the way.

No, no, you've got it all wrong, Fifth. Token's right. If we ever want to get him to turn to THE DARK SIDE and support OUR CAUSE, insults will never be enough.

It's obvious what must happen.
We must seduce him.
...
VOLUNTEERS?

Neither is this.

What...for Token? Can't we just bribe Gamefreak to make the main character in the next pokemon game gay?

Didn't they do that in gen three?

[Krylo]

demeaning them just makes them feel more secure in thinking that gays don't deserve rights.That only makes sense if it's gay people demeaning them.


Didn't they do that in gen three?
I thought they did it in the cartoon.

I mean come on, the kid had no interest in Misty or Nurse Joy or the cop whatever her name was, and was entirely too happy to dress up like a woman.

[Kim]

I'm basically of the opinion that trying to make nice with homophobes is an exercise in futility. As SMB said, they aren't logical. Everything about that side is steeped heavily in "Well, God told me so" or "Gays are icky." Yeah, they'll use being treated rudely to reinforce their views, but they're going to use anything they can to reinforce their views. Trying to change their mind about all that just isn't going to work. I'm also about as interested in treating that particular kind of jackass nicely as I am in getting my kneecaps smashed with a golf club. (Not at all)

It's obvious what must happen.
We must seduce him.
...
VOLUNTEERS?

I'll do it! It'll be just like The Crying Game.

[Fifthfiend]

Yeah, that's not even a little what I said. The point I was trying to make was that being a dick to him won't make him stop being a dick. I've dealt with homophobes before, and demeaning them just makes them feel more secure in thinking that gays don't deserve rights. I'm not sure how to break through to them, but this isn't the way.

Guess what, everyone everywhere gets defensive when their shitty irrational views are challeneged, even when they're challenged with the most maximum levels of reasonabilitude and ratiomanality, because people don't like having their shitty irrational views challenged. The only way to not have them get all defensive is to never challenge them about it, which is a good way to ensure that lots of people keep going around being maximum 100% secure in their shitty irrational views. The only way to actually get past that defensiveness that is to, you know, keep right challenging them no matter how defensive they get about it, in whichever way, and maybe eventually one way or another to get through. Mockery is just as valid a tool of persuasion and just as likely to succeed as any other way to do it and that isn't gonna change because you decide to jump on people's nuts about it because you happen to dislike that kind of thing or because you've decided there has to be One True Way to convince everybody of anything or whatever your deal is here.

EDIT:

As far as my charactization of your previous post... man, right here in this second post

being a dick to him won't make him stop being a dick.

you are directly equivocating making prejudiced and nonsensical remarks about gay people, as being the same in kind as... responding with incredulity and mockery to prejudiced and nonsensical remarks about gay people. Which is to say, exactly what I characterized your earlier post as being.

EDIT:

Just so it is completely clear, I am sure that some people with prejudiced views will in fact be totally convinced of the wrongness of their views by the right rational, reasoned argument! Just as I am sure that other such people will be convinced by just the right style of viciously pointed mockery, while yet other people will only be convinced by some prolonged combination of the two. But the only real way to work it out is to make whichever kind of argument you think should be made to the people who need confronting about their prejudiced views and seeing if it works, not jumping on people who AGREE with you because you've decided their way is the False Path, and yours the Way of Light and Truth.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

Oh, and if one did flirt with you?
For me? Just one more day in the damn Fragrance/Cosmetics department. Think I'm going to go find some woman to put my meat in, just to be contrary. Also because I want some sex. Public secks.

On a serious note, for those who think gay guys don't hit on straight guys, you obviously don't know anyone who likes to think of themselves as "turners." They're about as legit as the dumb-ass frat guys who talk about how they could fuck any chick at a party they wanted. Essentially, and in most cases exactly, the two make the same argument.

It's not all gays, in the same way that I don't treat women to the same stupidity those frat guys do. But there are some bigoted, moronic, ignorant, and intolerant people on both sides. Unfortunately, it's usually the people who make their voices heard, thinking that unless they oppose the one thing, they cannot truly support the other. Like straight people having to oppose gay rights to feel better about being straight. Or the reverse.

Frankly, the only reason I don't think the OP is funny, and I damn well hope it's a joke and not an ignorant call for strife, is because people aren't secure enough, or in most cases, smart enough to understand it. Making the joke only provokes a stupid, pointless backlash of rancor and ignorance. But what else is Facebook for, but making pointless, irritating, asinine groups to join in a desperate attempt to advertise our opinions?

Then again, the only people I have to deal with are the bitches in San Francisco on both sides of the argument, so what do I know? Balls to it, I'm going back to Mars. Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all.

[Token]

Just so it is completely clear, I am sure that some people with prejudiced views will in fact be totally convinced of the wrongness of their views by the right rational, reasoned argument! Just as I am sure that other such people will be convinced by just the right style of viciously pointed mockery, while yet other people will only be convinced by some prolonged combination of the two. But the only real way to work it out is to make whichever kind of argument you think should be made to the people who need confronting about their prejudiced views and seeing if it works, not jumping on people who AGREE with you because you've decided their way is the False Path, and yours the Way of Light and Truth.

Fair enough. I suppose that was hypocritical of me.

[Aldurin]

No, no, you've got it all wrong, Fifth. Token's right. If we ever want to get him to turn to THE DARK SIDE and support OUR CAUSE, insults will never be enough.

It's obvious what must happen.
We must seduce him.
...
VOLUNTEERS?

Well, I meant EE, but that'd be fun as well.

I was thinking "I'll stop posting as we're all just brick walls throwing lettuce at each other and I can't make this go anywhere. Maybe I'll just see what happens." Now the topic has mutated to EE psychology 101. I don't even study that.

And my final piece about the original issue that hopefully won't sound homophobic. If everyone did follow this and guys and girls only dated people that could enter the same public restroom, where would babies come from?

[Kim]

If everyone did follow this and guys and girls only dated people that could enter the same public restroom, where would babies come from?

HRRNGH

Was hoping you had finally caught on to what PASS is about, but I guess I better explain it.

Essentially, it's satire. Use the same arguments and ideas that are constantly used for why homosexuality is bad to treat heterosexuality like a negative thing. It's throwing their own rhetoric in their faces. That's why you see straight people have joined the group, they know they aren't the targets of the group's scorn, that the group doesn't actually believe what it argues, etc.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

And my final piece about the original issue that hopefully won't sound homophobic. If everyone did follow this and guys and girls only dated people that could enter the same public restroom, where would babies come from?

I'm not even sure this is an issue. Like let's see the human race stopped breeding- ok the last generation would hae a rough time when they got old with no young people to runn things but then they dead. Who cares anymore.
In short babies are stupid and slavish shackling to biological urges reminiscient of cavemen gruntings.

[Aldurin]

HRRNGH

Was hoping you had finally caught on to what PASS is about, but I guess I better explain it.

Essentially, it's satire. Use the same arguments and ideas that are constantly used for why homosexuality is bad to treat heterosexuality like a negative thing. It's throwing their own rhetoric in their faces. That's why you see straight people have joined the group, they know they aren't the targets of the group's scorn, that the group doesn't actually believe what it argues, etc.

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

[Funka Genocide]

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

EE don't be stupid.

[stefan]

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

I assure you, by this point no thread is necessary.

[Grimpond]

EE don't be stupid. Again.

FTFY

[Jesus]

Group Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=157355030960360)

God made Man and Woman. Men having sex with women, or vice versa, is an affront to His plan. Help us put an end to this disgusting behavior.

True story!

Dad was all like "Wait, who started sticking what, in where? THAT'S IT I GIVE UP"

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

Dude. That's pretty gay.

[Fifthfiend]

It's a pretty straight-up admission of trolling TBH.

Fair enough. I suppose that was hypocritical of me.

And yet in conceding this in response to my rational, straightforward argument, where you were unswayed by my sarcastic bitchiness, you refute me utterly!

I AM UNDONE????????????

In sincerity though I tend to be an asshole about the Tone (http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Tone_argument) Argument (http://abagond.wordpress.com/2010/07/24/the-tone-argument/)because it's such a common troll/shutdown/derailment tactic BUT I know you better than that and in terms of responding to you about it this is pretty much a situation where the reasoned explanation would have been a better choice than the sarcastic-jerk route.

[Nique]

Did we seriously just have a whole thread about people not understanding what satire is?

[Geminex]

...
What satire?

:dance:

[Kim]

Did we seriously just have a whole thread about people not understanding what satire is?

I'm pretty sure this makes PASS a success.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Did we seriously just have a whole thread about people not understanding what satire is?

Stuff like this is the reason I stopped writing satire. I just felt like such a troll.

[Geminex]

Is it too late to mention that our motto should totally be 'Clone, don't Bone!'?

[Fifthfiend]

I'm pretty sure this makes PASS a success.

Like I said, everything Earl has posted is grade-A material for your facebook board.

[Pip Boy]

I know you guys are enjoying your satire (whatever the fuck that is) but I think its time for a valid counterpoint.

Some people like sex.

EDIT: Straight sex, specifically.

[Fifthfiend]

I know you guys are enjoying your satire (whatever the fuck that is) but I think its time for a valid counterpoint.

Some people like sex.

EDIT: Straight sex, specifically.

We know all about you filthy degenerates and your disgusting lifestyle.

Now get it out of here, troll, this is a thread for decent people.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

We know all about you filthy degenerates and your disgusting lifestyle.

Now get it out of here, troll, this is a thread for decent people.

What the fuck are you doing in here then?! :D

[Pip Boy]

Well, I'd say Fifth belongs in this thread. There is a very large chance that he has, in fact, never had straight sex.

EDIT: Does nonsie count as a girl?

[Nique]

Does nonsie count as a girl?

Oh man, trust me. You do not want to go there.

[Aldurin]

Well, I'd say Fifth belongs in this thread. There is a very large chance that he has, in fact, never had straight sex.

EDIT: Does nonsie count as a girl?

Oh man, trust me. You do not want to go there.

There is a balance between the benefit of knowledge and the trauma of knowledge. I'm not sure if we're pushing it on this issue yet.

[Hatake Kakashi]

EDIT: Does nonsie count as a girl?

Only every other night.

[Nique]

I'm not sure if we're pushing it on this issue yet.


:raise:

Excuse me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challaaaaaange?!!!!

[Kim]

Only every other night.

Every night for an extra five dollars.

[krogothwolf]

Every night for an extra five dollars.

I didn't think you'd be so cheap Nonsie.

[Kim]

I didn't think you'd be so cheap Nonsie.

Clearly you don't know me very well.

[krogothwolf]

Clearly you don't know me very well.

Still, you're almost giving away your services! You should charge more! Nique would pay a fortune for them!

[Kim]

Nique can have "my services" for free.

[Nique]

oh my goodness what is happening

[Kim]

oh my goodness what is happening

What do you want to happen, baby?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

This is getting dangerously close to something genuinely erotic. You guys want us to leave the thread or... what?

[Nique]

:aaa:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH HHHHHHhhhhhhhrrrgghh... uh, Aaaaaa?, um...

Meh. Whatevers. No eye contact though.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Nonsie, your reckless flooding of the market with undervalued goods will collapse it for everyone.

[Kim]

I thought you'd like that, Smarty.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Love must be strictly rationed by an appropriately trained official and doled out in equal measure at intervals determined to enable maximum productivety.

[Kim]

I can only love so much.

[Nique]

Love must be strictly rationed by an appropriately trained official and doled out in equal measure at intervals determined to enable maximum productivety.


Man I am so jealous of all the TONS of sex you must be getting.

[Krylo]

undervalued goods

I thought he was charging five dollars?

[Kim]

Which is still more than I'm worth.

[krogothwolf]

If you don't give the guy a reach around then yeah, you aren't worth 5 bucks.

[Kim]

Oh, reach around. That explains it. I thought he just wanted to play Halo Reach with me.

[Geminex]

Mind you, combine the two and you'd be worth 7.
On a good day.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg (http://www.roflcat.com/)

[Hatake Kakashi]

Undervaluing? Fuck that. I'd do the same were I in her shoes. Tons of teh secks, plus vidja game monies? She's got it made.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

Hahaha, I love how much the thread has changed since I last posted. I'm so disappointed in myself for not visiting these boards more often...

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man I am so jealous of all the TONS of sex you must be getting.

Hohoho, such a primitive slaving to your biological urgings reeks of a mind shackled to past mentalities, scrabbling with sticks on the cave of darkness while those outside fly spaceships to the sun of light.
You must free yourself from your fetishised dependence on binary relations to enable greater output from group coherence and incentivised harmony.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You haven't had any for months, have you?

[Hatake Kakashi]

You haven't had any ever, have you?

FTFY

[Pip Boy]

I think Smarty has had LOADS of teh seckx before.



With his computer.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Damn! They've already invented the vag-o-port and anu-port for the PC and I didn't even get in on the testing?! Well shit, that shoots my day all to hell.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I think Smarty has had LOADS of teh seckx before.



With his computer.

Yo, bitch be tripping, that burning be illegal for serious.

[Pip Boy]

You should look at this as a good thing smarty. You're technically supporting PASS because computers dont have a gender, therefore, not female. You could become an icon for the entire underground culture of disgusting greasy fat compusexuals.

[Azisien]

The key is the constant application of grease. I find bacon works best.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

You should look at this as a good thing smarty. You're technically supporting PASS because computers dont have a gender, therefore, not female. You could become an icon for the entire underground culture of disgusting greasy fat compusexuals.

Doc doc lays it on, I'm underweight, clinically. Do you research, medical stylez, before rolling on the battle yo.

[DFM]

Oh, reach around. That explains it. I thought he just wanted to play Halo Reach with me.

This is why all co-op games need splitscreen support.

[synkr0nized]

I admit that I haven't read this whole thread.
But what I am wondering is why anyone's against any sex, aside from anything forced upon someone. Can't we all just enjoy it?

[Kim]

Can't we all just enjoy it?

No.

[Premmy]

Man, from Libertarian/Objectivist to decent human being, straight to gay, and now, from Mormon to Catholic, Noncon's making big changes in his life!

[Magus]

In the anti-hetero future that is NonCon, can we still fuck twinks in dresses?

[Kim]

In the anti-hetero future that is NonCon, can we still fuck twinks in dresses?

Only if you promise to feel guilty about it.

[synkr0nized]

No.

Yes.

[Kim]

Yes.

Sinner.

[DFM]

Only if you promise to feel guilty about it.

What if they have a toga on but I secretly pretend it is a pretty dress.

What if it is Augustus Ceaser and I have been playing too much Civ V.

Edit: I stole all his grapes I will eat them

[Hatake Kakashi]

What if they have a toga on but I secretly pretend it is a pretty dress.

What if it is Augustus Ceaser and I have been playing too much Civ V.

Hey, whatever works for you as long as you will kick that man-ho to the curb.

[synkr0nized]

Sinner.

Don't go quoting the Bible at me next!

[POS Industries]

Don't go quoting the Bible at me next!
Anyone who sleeps or eats in the house must wash his clothes. (Leviticus 14:47)

[Fifthfiend]

What if they have a toga on but I secretly pretend it is a pretty dress.

What if it is Augustus Ceaser and I have been playing too much Civ V.

Edit: I stole all his grapes I will eat them

Togas are so permitted they're practically required.

[TDK]

Anyone who sleeps or eats in the house must wash his clothes. (Leviticus 14:47)

What about when people put sweaters on dogs and junk? Do the animals have to wash their own clothes if they sleep and eat in the house?

[Aldurin]

Okay, I challenge you to create a small island community that will only follow this concept. Then we'll see how long before you have to start importing people due to a lack of children.

Start a tourism industry on that island too, see how many converts you get.

And don't have a retarded flag design like certain loser countries I'm too tired to name right now but probably isn't your country.

[DFM]

EvilEarl: The Gift That Keeps on Posting

[Kim]

Okay, I challenge you to create a small island community that will only follow this concept. Then we'll see how long before you have to start importing people due to a lack of children.

You're telling me to start an island where everyone gets to have all the buttsex they want. Who cares about children? I'll be too busy getting my butt sexed.

[Nique]

You're telling me to start an island where everyone gets to have all the buttsex they want. Who cares about children? I'll be too busy getting my butt sexed.

Also maybe my memory is bad but it seems like this isn't the first time that EvilEarl specifically has made this type of suggestion.

[Hatake Kakashi]

You're telling me to start an island where everyone gets to have all the buttsex they want. Who cares about children?

Priests. They like teh buttsex too. They don't get to have the straight stuff, so I'd imagine they'd care about the children.

[Kim]

Also maybe my memory is bad but it seems like this isn't the first time that EvilEarl specifically has made this type of suggestion.

Perhaps he wants in on Buttsex Island, but is too embarrassed to admit it. Worry not, EvilEarl, plenty of men enjoy buttsex. We will not judge you for it.

[DFM]

I will.

[Archbio]

I am judging him right now.

And I am judging you for procrastinating with your judgment. Why judge tommorow who you can judge today (and also tommorow?)

[DFM]

I already judged him back when he wanted to firebomb a carrier to stop the gulf oil spill, I don't think that will change until he moves to butt island and tells everyone what a terrible place of many butts it is and how he wishes he didn't have to live there for business purposes while posting pictures of butts on his buttbook page.

Facebook as unavailable on butt island as they do not condone the existence of butts.

[Archbio]

Yes, I agree that judgment session does supercede this one.

The name Buttbook bothers me because there should be a F in there for it to mirror Facebook. Buttfook? I can't wait for there to be a movie about me inventing that.

Seriously, though, I thought everyone was clear on the meaning of satire?

[Grimpond]

Whoa whoa whoa, since when did we start including EvilEarl with everyone?!

[DFM]

I think satire is a form of cake.

[Aldurin]

Whoa whoa whoa, since when did we start including EvilEarl with everyone?!

I'd say that my participation required my consent, but then it would sound like I follow actual logic which is absolutely unacceptable.

[Fifthfiend]

Okay, I challenge you to create a small island community that will only follow this concept. Then we'll see how long before you have to start importing people due to a lack of children.

Start a tourism industry on that island too, see how many converts you get.

And don't have a retarded flag design like certain loser countries I'm too tired to name right now but probably isn't your country.

From now on when people say ridiculous things, instead of posting gifs, I'm going to post EvilEarl quotes.

EDIT: I'm going to post gifs OF EvilEarl quotes.

[synkr0nized]

All right, post limit or other such nonsense reached. Go have some gay sex.