you are now the KING OF GRAMMAR

[Funka Genocide]

Your alphabets are a crutch for the weak and oppressed. Toss off your shackles of stagnant symbology and embrace your own communicative reality! Gone are the days of phonetics and standardized pictographs, from now on all writing shall be completely personalized and unique!


B=====3

[Fifthfiend]

Your word is the law... of WORDS.

What are your decrees?

[krogothwolf]

PUNCTUATION IS OBSOLETE

There is now no more need for punctuation to be needed all sentences shall forever be run on sentences because it seems that young ones do not understand what those characters are actually for

Anyone seen using punctuation is to be hunted down and killed before they rise up and rebel against this new order

[Geminex]

TENSES ARE FOOLISH

From now on present tense is the ONLY TENSE

Transgressors are beheaded

[TDK]

Is this just english grammar or can it be any language we choose?

German has had it too good for too long!

[Pip Boy]

I am assuming we are following all the rules of past posts in this thread as I read this

Correct me if this assumption is wrong

It is hard to make questions without question marks

[Geminex]

Is this just english grammar or can it be any language we choose?

German has had it too good for too long!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MOTHER LANGUAGE BITCH

WE MAKE IT THAT COMPLICATED FOR A REASON

Unless you wish to incur the ire of multiple Grammar Royals you obey the laws stated so far

This thread is not legible after post 20 or so

[Steel Shadow]

I don't care that not ending your sentances in prepositions is nigh impossible in modern english, it is now law!

[Satan's Onion]

I want everyone to learn to use semicolons.

It isn't that hard; anyone could learn to do it if they tried, and it makes a sentence so elegant.

edit: The proper use of italics for emphasis, in moderation, is also important to me.

[Dracorion]

All sentences must end in prepositions from now since. To. For.

Steel's rule was stupid before.

[Geminex]

You both die horribly due to a disregard for previous rules

Lexicutioners exterminate you

[Oron]

capitalization is now banished

[Steel Shadow]

cursesmyattemptatsubversionwasdiscovered

dospacescountaspunctuation

nousingthemanyway

[Yrcrazypa]

wordslessthanthreeletterslongwillstopbeingused

[Bard The 5th LW]

allo'sarenowx's

xwillseeitsglxry

[krogothwolf]

doyouallseetheendofitalladayistoenditnow

[Torque]

You all are evil,
Grammar bows to none of you!
I give you Haiku.

[Donomni]

You are all that is wrong with fanfiction these days. :crossarms:

Aside from the main character sleeping with everyone.

[Aldurin]

icontributebyremovingonewordthatenslavesusforeons

iamtalkingaboutthreeletterwordthatbeginswithtandis oftenusedbeforenouns

anyonewhodisagreescanhavetheirheadchoppedoffatbehe aderstationyoushallnotusethatcursedwordexclamation pointexclamationpointexclamationpoint

editcursevbulletinanditsstupidwordsizelimit

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Fuck everyone who writes like that.

Just wanted to let you people know.

Grammar is meant to make your lives more beautiful, not to make my eyes hurt. I'm not even reading that. Fuck you.

[Seil]

TENSES ARE FOOLISH

From now on present tense is the ONLY TENSE

Transgressors are behead

ftfy

[Red Fighter 1073]

You know when I first saw the title of this topic, I honestly thought that this was going to be some kind of weird Katamari thread..

[mauve]

My first order of business as Empress/ Goddess-Queen of Grammar would be to banish the traitor Fifthfiend for not capitalizing the Y at the beginning of the thread title.

My next order of business will be to outlaw txt "grammar," chat-speak and 1337-sp34k. Following this proclamation, I expect roughly eighty-seven percent of youtube commenters to be thrown into the dungeon (Note to self: Expand dungeon to accommodate more prisoners).

After establishing ground rules, I shall work to distinguish proper boundaries for my kingdom, the Land of Grammar. I shall then build an army so I can decimate other kingdoms in a grammatically-correct fashion. Wait, you weren't supposed to read that last one. Pretend you didn't see that part, okay?

[Tev]

Anyone seen using punctuation is to be hunted down and killed before they rise up and rebel against this new orderSays the man with a comma in his signature.

[krogothwolf]

1 r3B3L 4941|\|57 7|-|15 Ph00L15|-| L4\/\/! 4LL |-|41L 7|-|3 5P34|<3R5 0Ph L337 Ph0R 7|-|3'/ r 7|-|3 9R347357 p30PL3 0Ph 4LL 71/\/\3!

Says the man with a comma in his signature.

pH00L1$|-| /\/\0r74L j00Z 7|-|1|\||< 4 /\/\4|\| $U(|-| 4$ /\/\'/$3LPh |\|33D$ 70 Ph0LL0\/\/ 7|-|3$3 L4\/\/$

1 4/\/\ |\|0\/\/ 7|-|3 90D 0pH 9R4/\/\/\/\4R b0\/\/ b3pH0R3 /\/\3

0|<4'/ 1Ph 1/\/\ 901|\|9 70 d0 7|-|1$ 1 |\|33D 70 Ph1|\|D 4 7r4|\|$L470r 0r $0/\/\37|-|1|\|9 r3/\/\3/\/\B3r1|\|9 4LL 7|-|3 L337 $P34|< (r4P 1$ /\/\0r3 d1PhPh1(UL7 7|-|3|\| 1 7|-|0U9|-|7

[Loyal]

Letter-to-number replacement is nothing like grammar.

[Geminex]

1 r3B3L 4941|\|57 7|-|15 Ph00L15|-| L4\/\/! 4LL |-|41L 7|-|3 5P34|<3R5 0Ph L337 Ph0R 7|-|3'/ r 7|-|3 9R347357 p30PL3 0Ph 4LL 71/\/\3!



pH00L1$|-| /\/\0r74L j00Z 7|-|1|\||< 4 /\/\4|\| $U(|-| 4$ /\/\'/$3LPh |\|33D$ 70 Ph0LL0\/\/ 7|-|3$3 L4\/\/$

1 4/\/\ |\|0\/\/ 7|-|3 90D 0pH 9R4/\/\/\/\4R b0\/\/ b3pH0R3 /\/\3

0|<4'/ 1Ph 1/\/\ 901|\|9 70 d0 7|-|1$ 1 |\|33D 70 Ph1|\|D 4 7r4|\|$L470r 0r $0/\/\37|-|1|\|9 r3/\/\3/\/\B3r1|\|9 4LL 7|-|3 L337 $P34|< (r4P 1$ /\/\0r3 d1PhPh1(UL7 7|-|3|\| 1 7|-|0U9|-|7

Okay, fuck any, ANY decree that prevents me from saying the following with utmost clarity:
Burn This Man At The Stake For Heinous Crimes Against Our Beautiful Language.

[Nique]

More, commas, and... ellipses, make, you, sound... seductive, and thoughtful. So, I, encourage, the, use, of, these, paticular... gods of punctuation.

[krogothwolf]

Okay, fuck any, ANY decree that prevents me from saying the following with utmost clarity:
Burn This Man At The Stake For Heinous Crimes Against Our Beautiful Language.

D0 j00Z |<|\|0\/\/ |-|0\/\/ L0|\|9 7|-|15 700|< /\/\3 70 d0 4 L0|\|9 71/\/\3 /\/\4|\| 50 1/\/\ 4LL0\/\/3D 70 4|\||\|0'/ j00Z b'/ d01|\|9 7|-|15 4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4

1 $|-|4LL d3Ph'/ j00Z 4LL 4|\|D (0|\|71|\|U3 70 d3$7r0'/ 7|-|3 9r4/\/\/\/\4r j00Z |-|0LD $0 d34r Ph0r 4$ 90D 0pH 9R4/\/\/\/\4R 17 1$ /\/\'/ \/\/1LL 7|-|@ d3$1r3$ 17 70 b3 4L73r3D 4$ 70r7Ur3 70 j00Z /\/\0r74L Ph00L$

[Tev]

More, commas, and... ellipses, make, you, sound... seductive, and thoughtful. So, I, encourage, the, use, of, these, paticular... gods of punctuation.
I see you follow the teachings of the golden master of vocalization...

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/where-are-the-original-star-trek-crew-now/1.jpg

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I thought he was emulating the Gman.

[Geminex]

More, commas, and... ellipses, make, you, sound... seductive, and thoughtful. So, I, encourage, the, use, of, these, paticular... gods of punctuation.

I find I must... object, my friend...
Whatever illusions, regarding their... effect you might entertain, are... irrelevant. You know nothing.
When used incorrectly, ellipsis will only serve to make you look... foolish, unfocused. And when used correctly, their only effect can be to make a sentence so much more... sinister.

D0 j00Z |<|\|0\/\/ |-|0\/\/ L0|\|9 7|-|15 700|< /\/\3 70 d0 4 L0|\|9 71/\/\3 /\/\4|\| 50 1/\/\ 4LL0\/\/3D 70 4|\||\|0'/ j00Z b'/ d01|\|9 7|-|15 4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4

1 $|-|4LL d3Ph'/ j00Z 4LL 4|\|D (0|\|71|\|U3 70 d3$7r0'/ 7|-|3 9r4/\/\/\/\4r j00Z |-|0LD $0 d34r Ph0r 4$ 90D 0pH 9R4/\/\/\/\4R 17 1$ /\/\'/ \/\/1LL 7|-|@ d3$1r3$ 17 70 b3 4L73r3D 4$ 70r7Ur3 70 j00Z /\/\0r74L Ph00L$

OK4Y, TH4T 1S 1T!
YOU 4R3 SH4M3L3SSLY PULL1NG TH3 COMP4R4T1V3LY GOOD N4M3 OF L33T-SP34K THROUGH TH3 MUD
1 W1LL NOT ST4ND FOR TH1S

C34S3 4ND D3S1ST FOOOOOL

[krogothwolf]

OK4Y, TH4T 1S 1T!
YOU 4R3 SH4M3L3SSLY PULL1NG TH3 COMP4R4T1V3LY GOOD N4M3 OF L33T-SP34K THROUGH TH3 MUD
1 W1LL NOT ST4ND FOR TH1S

C34S3 4ND D3S1ST FOOOOOL

'/0UR L337 15 \/\/34|< Ph00L j00Z 5|-|4LL d13 b'/ /\/\'/ |-|4|\|D Ph0R b31|\|9 45 \/\/34|< 45 j00Z r 1Ph j00Z (0|\|71|\|U3 d0\/\/|\| 7|-|15 p47|-| |\|0\/\/ b0\/\/ b3Ph0R3 j00R 90D /\/\0R74L Ph00L

4LL j00R b453 r b3L0|\|9 70 /\/\3

[Grimpond]

God damnit I can actually read yous guyses posts without actually having to think about it.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

From now on the only two words accepted in a gramatically correct sentence are "Fuck" and "you". Everything else is this artsy bullshit writing everyone does all the time. |

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fuck you? Fuck fuck fuck you you you fuck you you fuck?

[Tev]

Fuck you? Fuck fuck fuck you you you fuck you you fuck?
*Throws Pokeball*

[A Zarkin' Frood]

. ; , . . ! ? ?! !

[Nique]

*Throws Pokeball*

:D

[Shyria Dracnoir]

*Throws Pokeball*

>:C Bitch better not be giving me a stupid nickname...

[mauve]

I thought he was emulating the Gman.

NnnO, MIS-ter Hawwwk, the-Geeee---man.... would HAVE un-us-u-al..... pAUses in-be-tween var....ious sYLLables... and put ...odd EM....phasis.. on diff-er-ent parts.. of WORDS.

[CABAL49]

Your now stands for you are and you're marks possessive. Enjoy.

[Tev]

>:C Bitch better not be giving me a stupid nickname...My plan is to just scream "It's my fucking dragon. Fuck you!" every time someone askes what your name is mid-battle.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

My plan is to just scream "It's my fucking dragon. Fuck you!" every time someone askes what your name is mid-battle.

I see absolutely no problem with this arrangement as long as I get my Poffins.

[Hatake Kakashi]

I want everyone to learn to use semicolons.

We already have. See that thread over thur. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38822)

Also, d15 7hr34d 1z t3h pwnz0rz.

[Thadius]

I say, good gentlemen, what are you all doing talking like unrefined, lower-class peons? Surely it is not too hard to retool your manner of speaking to resemble the refined and dapper people that inhabit this place. After all, if one talks like a refined gentle-person, one quickly finds oneself acting like a refined gentle-person. From there, one then is treated like a refined gentle-person, and the possibilities abound!

I say, let us all talk like refined people. Surely it will do us a world of good!

[Loyal]

Upper-class twittery also has nothing to do with grammar.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I say, good gentlemen, what are you all doing talking like unrefined, lower-class peons? Surely it is not too hard to retool your manner of speaking to resemble the refined and dapper people that inhabit this place. After all, if one talks like a refined gentle-person, one quickly finds oneself acting like a refined gentle-person. From there, one then is treated like a refined gentle-person, and the possibilities abound!

I say, let us all talk like refined people. Surely it will do us a world of good!

RAAAAAAHGHGHH! RAAGH HRERAG RAAA RRGGH RAAAAA?

*Well put, my darling. Shall we retire for coffee and chocolate in the lounge then?

[krogothwolf]

Upper-class twittery also has nothing to do with grammar.

I say good sir, you do not understand how grammar truly works in this day and age. I challenge you to a duel good sir! Saber's at dawn!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

GRRAAHG RAAAGHH RAAAW RAAAAWRRR?

*Shall I bring martinis and finger sandiwiches?

[synkr0nized]

As a representative of the Grammar Police, I felt action was required.

I don't care that not ending your sentances in prepositions is nigh impossible in modern english, it is now law!

It's not impossible. And this I can actually support (emphasis added). However, you misspelled "sentences" and didn't capitalize the name of a language.


"leet speak" is just stupid, so consider yourself lucky if that's all you've done so far. :crossarms:


Also for some reason I see Funka's post above Fifth's, so I must assume unapproved sorcery was involved.

[Fifthfiend]

Nah, just weird time shit (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1077219).

[synkr0nized]

Ahh, that's right. Thanks for the reminder.

[mauve]

Saber's at dawn! What's this? "Saber's" at dawn?

The "Saber is" at dawn?

"The saber owns" at dawn?

HER MAJESTY QUEEN MAUVE OF GRAMMAR-LAND DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR USE OF APOSTROPHES. WE ARE NOT AMUSED! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

[Fifthfiend]

If Saber's wants to open early to catch the morning-rush crowd I don't see who you are to fault their business decisions.

[krogothwolf]

It requires us to find a man(or woman) named Saber then attack each other with while holding them like clubs. I fail to see a problem with this!

[Fifthfiend]

It requires us to find a man(or woman) named Saber then attack each other with while holding them like clubs. I fail to see a problem with this!

This is actually still completely ungrammatical.

[krogothwolf]

This is actually still completely ungrammatical.

I realized after the fact I messed up with that sentence but stop calling into question my lame ass excuses!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

HER MAJESTY QUEEN MAUVE OF GRAMMAR-LAND DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR USE OF APOSTROPHES. WE ARE NOT AMUSED! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

JAWOHL, MEIN MAJESTAT! *grabs the broadaxe*

[Funka Genocide]

Also for some reason I see Funka's post above Fifth's, so I must assume unapproved sorcery was involved.

There's only 3 things I'm good at. One of them would be imprudent to mention, the other is far too mundane to bear mentioning.

The third is harnessing the power of the cosmos with my iron will to bend the laws of causality into torturous configurations for my own amusement.

[Aeria]

Upper-class twittery also has nothing to do with grammar.

Actually, upper-class twittery has a lot to do with grammar. In the 18th century, 'intellectuals' decided to make up a bunch of rules so they could sound better than everyone else. These are rules like no double negatives, and not ending sentences in prepositions (both of which are grammatically fine, though are now considered inelegant).

Also, I find it incredibly different to both use no punctuation, while still filling my sentences full of commas and ellipses. Because of the contradiction, I can logically do whatever I want, so I choose to write like this.

Nnew rool tho: yu kant spel anyting corectly nemore. Iff te wurd iis innn te dickshunairy, itts nott ullowed.