Bannings and retaliation!

[Bard The 5th LW]

It has come to my attention that myself, and several other esteemed colleagues on this forum have fallen victim to the shallow and torturous crime of a fake banning!

I for one will not stand for this injustice! Join me my brethren! Together we throw down the shackles of our opressors! Join me in the conquest to get retribution for all the things we didn't lose!

It be here the revolution begins! We will lay our plans and move forward!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Shut up bard. You shouldn't even exist. Sarda Removed you. YOU ARE AN UNCLEAN STAIN BEGONE HEATHEN!!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I have most certainly not been removed! I have moved beyond your mere realm of existence!

Also that joke is obvious and irrelevant at this point! FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO INSULT ME WITH YOU LOYALIST SCUM!

[krogothwolf]

First we should eliminate Mac! For he is the one who probably betrayed us to the establishment, which is why he escaped the torture of being Fake Banned!

I AM SPARTACUS!!!!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Please don't tell me Mac has mod powers now. That could only end in tears.

EDIT: On the upside it's not me, that would only end in Holocaust jokes, or something.

[Dracorion]

This cannot stand! To arms, my brothers, to arms!

Throw off the chains of our oppressors! Strike them down! Aim for the balls, that's a weak spot!

[krogothwolf]

No, I don't even think this foolish and Corrupt regime would be silly enough to give Mac mod powers.

[POS Industries]

Please don't tell me Mac has mod powers now. That could only end in tears.
Hang on, I'll fix it.

Also I have no patience for tattletales. Enjoy your ban, as well.

[Krylo]

Aim for the balls, that's a weak spot!

Wolfman doesn't have nards! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqeMe3X884o)

[krogothwolf]

We don't want Mac on our side! He's now a traitor to both sides damnit!

[Kim]

This is the lamest damn caper ever.

[krogothwolf]

You make it even lamer calling it a Caper, who the hell calls things Caper these days?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

No, I don't even think this foolish and Corrupt regime would be silly enough to give Mac mod powers.
Why not, they fake ban people for the misspelled plural of lol.

EDIT: Okay, now I'm banned too.
Eh, gonna sleep.

[Seil]

Wolfman doesn't have nards!

Courage Wolf does, though.

[POS Industries]

You make it even lamer calling it a Caper, who the hell calls things Caper these days?
Tea Partiers.

Also NonCon is banned for using Tea Party lingo.

Courage Wolf does, though.
Banned for chanboard meme bullshit.

[krogothwolf]

Courage Wolf does, though.

Nards of Steel!

[Dracorion]

Bans for the ban god!

[Kim]

Also NonCon is banned for using Tea Party lingo.

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A TEA PARTY CUZ A TEA PARTY DON'T HAVE NO BASIS IN REALITY

[Lost in Time]

Why not, they fake ban people for the misspelled plural of lol.

Now, would that be a ban for laughs out loud, or laughing out louds?

It matters!

[POS Industries]

Now, would that be a ban for laughs out loud, or laughing out louds?

It matters!
No it doesn't. Banned for pedantry.

[krogothwolf]

Has POS finally gone mad with his Mod Powers?

Will the dynamic team of NonCon and IG be able to turn the Ban power against him and escape?

Tune in Next Week

Same Ban channel, Same Ban Time!

[Kim]

I think you're confusing dynamic team with double team.

[Torque]

Wolfman doesn't have nards! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqeMe3X884o)

Wolfman DOES got nards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6L9pG_E6o)

edit: shit, I didn't realize I just posted the same thing as Krylo until I posted it. Fail.

[krogothwolf]

I figure you guys could be a dynamic team together. Or a team of errors. Either one works.

[Bard The 5th LW]

WEAR YOUR BANS WITH PRIDE MY PEOPLE!

THE MORE THEY BAN, THE MORE TO OUR CAUSE AGAINST THEM!

DOWN WITH POS! DOWN WITH OUR CORRUPT LEADERS!

Also Mac doesn't get to join the revolution because he's a stupid head.

[POS Industries]

shit, I didn't realize I just posted the same thing as Krylo until I posted it. Fail.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/banned.jpg

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

No. Stripped of my individuality. Only to be sided with...Dracorian of all people. No this is too much. I throw myself on the mercy of the Moddom. Remove my red name. Allow me to be free again. I beg of you. I appeal to you. Please.

[Torque]

I see your
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/banned.jpg

and raise you a
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/01/04/1/317/3177322/f3069ccb2cec4fbf_BM1155_You-re-Ugly-Posters.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

CONTINUE FIRING! (http://i36.tinypic.com/ht5n9x.jpg)

HE CAN'T ENDURE OUR IMAGES FOREVER!

[POS Industries]

No. Stripped of my individuality. Only to be sided with...Dracorian of all people. No this is too much. I throw myself on the mercy of the Moddom. Remove my red name. Allow me to be free again. I beg of you. I appeal to you. Please.
Mercy? You ask me of all people for mercy?! Child, I am no mere mortal like you, weakened by such meaningless concepts as "pity" or "soul." I am a creature borne from the stars themselves to deliver justice as I, a god among you, can only see fit.

In banning, you are all equal. You are all one. And you are all beneath me. It is your rightful place, and deep within you, you cannot tell me that you don't know it.

CONTINUE FIRING! (http://i36.tinypic.com/ht5n9x.jpg)

HE CAN'T ENDURE OUR IMAGES FOREVER!
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/AMERICANDANCEPARTY.gif

[Torque]

I say we all take off and make our own forums! With black jack! ... and hookers!

[Kim]

Fifth already did that.

[Torque]

Fifth already did that.

bah, you godless heathens don't watch enough Futurama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5tZMDBXTRQ&feature=related)

[Kim]

No, I got the reference, but I'm pretty sure it's more or less exactly what Fifth said when he did it. You're so late to the party we gave your presents to needy children.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Mercy? You ask me of all people for mercy?! Child, I am no mere mortal like you, weakened by such meaningless concepts as "pity" or "soul." I am a creature borne from the stars themselves to deliver justice as I, a god among you, can only see fit.


I know. You've existed since the dawn of the first morning and will until the last star falls from the sky. You may have taken the form of POS Industries, you are all mods as you are no mod. But I still appeal to you.

[POS Industries]

You may have taken the form of POS Industries, but I still appeal to you.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/fitty.gif

[Torque]

You're so late to the party we gave your presents to needy children.

Even the race car?

[McTahr]

Even the race car?

Especially the race car.

[Torque]

Especially the race car.

Do not want! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE&feature=related)

[Grimpond]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/fitty.gif

He's quoting this by the way (http://www.thefancarpet.com/movies/caligualmyson)

[Nique]

Can my ban color be... plaid? or Paisley?

[Torque]

Can my ban color be... plaid? or Paisley?

What the fuck is Paisley anyway? Sounds like something I put in my spaghetti sauce.

[POS Industries]

He's quoting this by the way (http://www.thefancarpet.com/movies/caligualmyson)
Banned for acknowledging that there was more to that movie than orgy scenes.

Can my ban color be... plaid? or Paisley?
THERE IS NO FASHION AMONG THE BANNED.

[krogothwolf]

This cornfield is getting awfully crowded, please no one start a fire....or find He Who Walk's Behind the Rows.

[Torque]

This cornfield is getting awfully crowded, please no one start a fire....or find He Who Walk's Behind the Rows.

Wrong Cornfield

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Hahahahah, it is all falling into place; the more the mods ban, the fewer loyal servants they will possess on the forums, the more their power wanes. Come my brothers, continue to enlarge the Legions of the Banned, strip the false mods of their usefulness and their very reason to moderate. Soon their will be no one left, and only Chaos will rule!

[Thadius]

I do say, good sir POS, this thread is quite amusing. I applaud your work and wish you the best of luck in your future bannings.

Why yes, I am aware that you are a mod and do not require luck, but still, it's the thought that counts.

[krogothwolf]

Wrong Cornfield

Does it really matter!!!! You never know where he'll pop up!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Hahahahah, it is all falling into place; the more the mods ban, the fewer loyal servants they will possess on the forums, the more their power wanes. Come my brothers, continue to enlarge the legions of the banned, strip the fasle mods of their usefulness and their very reason to moderate. Soon their will be no one left, and only Chaos will rule!

HERESY! You wish to usurp the Mods. A status granted to them by the Kurosen. You defy the mods, you defy the creator. Come to your senses you mad fool.

[Torque]

Does it really matter!!!! You never know where he'll pop up!

Dun dun DUN!
http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/08/ShyamalanDevilPoster2-thumb-540x800-44439.jpg

[Kim]

THERE IS NO FASHION AMONG THE BANNED.

FUCK YOU THERE IS, TOO.

[POS Industries]

Hahahahah, it is all falling into place; the more the mods ban, the fewer loyal servants they will possess on the forums, the more their power wanes. Come my brothers, continue to enlarge the Legions of the Banned, strip the false mods of their usefulness and their very reason to moderate. Soon their will be no one left, and only Chaos will rule!
I do say, good sir POS, this thread is quite amusing. I applaud your work and wish you the best of luck in your future bannings.

Why yes, I am aware that you are a mod and do not require luck, but still, it's the thought that counts.
Banned in celebration of National Day of the People's Republic of China.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

HERESY! You wish to usurp the Mods. A status granted to them by the Kurosen. You defy the mods, you defy the creator. Come to your senses you mad fool.

NEVER! I serve only the God of Change, He who manipulates and schemes in dark places, who topples armies with lies and deceit. The Changeling God, whose ever shifting form makes men mad, who will mutate the flesh and bring about unholy disorder. And now legions of the Banned will join His Great Cause, as He so long ago planned for and set in motion.

A Change Is Coming...

EDIT; Banned

Haha, YOU FOOL! I both foresaw and planned for this eventuallity. By making it so you have only furthered my masters plan! My victorious defeat is your own undoing!

[krogothwolf]

HERESY! You wish to usurp the Mods. A status granted to them by the Kurosen. You defy the mods, you defy the creator. Come to your senses you mad fool.

I thought it was Shiney :/

[POS Industries]

NEVER! I serve only the God of Change, He who manipulates and schemes in dark places, who topples armies with lies and deceit. The Changeling God, whose ever shifting form makes men mad, who will mutate the flesh and bring about unholy disorder. And now legions of the Banned will join His Great Cause, as He so long ago planned for and set in motion.

A Change Is Coming...

EDIT;

Haha, YOU FOOL! I both foresaw and planned for this eventuallity. By making it so you have only furthered my masters plan! My victorious defeat is your own undoing!
NO GOD OR KINGS ONLY POS.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

NEVER! I serve only the God of Change, He who manipulates and schemes in dark places, who topples armies with lies and deceit. The Changeling God, whose ever shifting form makes men mad, who will mutate the flesh and bring about unholy disorder. And now legions of the Banned will join His Great Cause, as He so long ago planned for and set in motion.

A Change Is Coming...


I may have the Crimson Mark branded across my name, but I will not stand against our glorious Mods and the ever watching Creator! Yours is a false god. With false promises and change. I will not stand with you.

[Token]

I say, this turn of events is unbelievably stupid.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I may have the Crimson Mark branded across my name, but I will not stand against our glorious Mods and the ever watching Creator! Yours is a false god. With false promises and change. I will not stand with you.



I require not your willingness to cooperate, only your inevitable participation. Your were already succesfully set along The Path constructed for you and no matter which route you now choose, all ways will serve the new power.

You beleive you have free will to choose? Your destiny was set before you were even born. Your fate is already chosen.

[POS Industries]

I say, this turn of events is unbelievably stupid.
Banned for not rapping.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I require not your willingness to cooperate, only your inevitable participation. Your were already succesfully set along The Path constructed for you and no matter which route you now choose, all ways will serve the new power.

You beleive you have free will to choose? Your destiny was set before you were even born. Your fate is already chosen.

Fate is what you make of it. You claim I must travel down the road set before me. I choose not and will forge my own road. I am a man who refuses to abide by fates design. I am my own person.

Your path is a path of falsehoods. My belief will never waver! The mods may have turned deaf to us, but they have not abandoned me.

I will fight your so called cause for now and forever.

[krogothwolf]

How about we just start killing each other and forget all this mumbo jumbo talkin.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

POS has gone crazy, insinuatin' that I'm lazy,
Sure I wasn't rappin', but your judgement is hazy.
Tossin' out bans to the left and the right
Actin' like a big man, thinkin' that I won't fight.
See, bitch, you be trippin', like when Tavros falls out his chair,
So you best step back, step up, and trim yo' stank back hair.
You call out the rapper? You called out the beast.
It's like yo' dignity's a meal; bitch, you know I'm gon' feast.

Word.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Fate is what you make of it. You claim I must travel down the road set before me. I choose not and will forge my own road. I am a man who refuses to abide by fates design. I am my own person.

Your path is a path of falsehoods. My belief will never waver! The mods may have turned deaf to us, but they have not abandoned me.

I will fight your so called cause for now and forever.

Ahh but how do you know that in itself is not a part of the grand plan? Your abilities and reactions have been assessed and predicted, your purposes and intentions directed, your beleifs and actions manipulated.

You have hope for a new future and so you strike out a new path? But Hope is the very force my master was born of, the very desires of all living beings to survive, to strike out their own futures, to prevent any from standing in their way, destroying other peoples dreams and ambitions in the "hope" of furthering their own. The conflictions of their machinations giving rise to new plans and new purposes, the failures of some redirecting the focus of those who wield those schemes, the victories of their enemies opening new avenues to be explored. And all of them assessed and planned for, all eventualities prepared, all results quantified and setting into motion new threads to be unwound.

So please, go ahead and make your plans for the future. Use your hope for future glories to further the redemption you seek. It is only a matter of time until your actions undo you and serve your true master.

[Thadius]

Good sir, what is this? I merely wished to applaud you, and suddenly I find myself lumped in with these...people!

If I have done anything to offend you, I heartily take it back! I was unaware that tipping my hat to you, as it were, was a valid reason for my name to bear a crimson stain!

[Torque]

Your very existence is a valid reason.

[POS Industries]

POS has gone crazy, insinuatin' that I'm lazy,
Sure I wasn't rappin', but your judgement is hazy.
Tossin' out bans to the left and the right
Actin' like a big man, thinkin' that I won't fight.
See, bitch, you be trippin', like when Tavros falls out his chair,
So you best step back, step up, and trim yo' stank back hair.
You call out the rapper? You called out the beast.
It's like yo' dignity's a meal; bitch, you know I'm gon' feast.

Word.
Banned for rapping.

[BitVyper]

Haha, YOU FOOL! I both foresaw and planned for this eventuallity. By making it so you have only furthered my masters plan! My victorious defeat is your own undoing!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/keikaku.jpg

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So please, go ahead and make your plans for the future. Use your hope for future glories to further the redemption you seek. It is only a matter of time until your actions undo you and serve your true master.

True master.

So you claim you are to rid us of our Creator and His mod's, and to install yourself in his plan. They have a word for this and it is Hubris. You shall fall like the others before you. Memories of your madness will be relegated to the history books.

I pity you and your madness and delusions.

[POS Industries]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/keikaku.jpg
I'll allow it!

[Revising Ocelot]

What's with all these blinky lights?

[Wigmund]

What the hell, I pass out for 5 hours due to ODing on Nyquil and this shit happens.

This place has gone mad. Mad I tell you!

[POS Industries]

What's with all these blinky lights?
Hold still, let me show you.

This place has gone mad. Mad I tell you!
We're all mad here.

[Thadius]

I would say I'd rather not dwell among mad people, but that was never an option, now was it?

Come closer, Hawk. Together we shall be unstoppable. Your fervor and my knowledge of True Chaos will be a wonderful combination.

[Darth SS]

I stumbled into this thread, and found everything either red or sparkly.

Is this what it's like to be in Twilight?

Nah, nowhere near enough guy-love between two guys. Or bitching.

[Revising Ocelot]

Ploy successful. Hunger satiated.

[Dracorion]

No. Stripped of my individuality. Only to be sided with...Dracorian of all people. No this is too much. I throw myself on the mercy of the Moddom. Remove my red name. Allow me to be free again. I beg of you. I appeal to you. Please.

Hey, fuck you Mac.

At least I get to be part of the revolution.

[krogothwolf]

Hey, fuck you Mac.

At least I get to be part of the revolution.

We can give you the honour of ritually sacrificing Mac!

[Dracorion]

No, no no.

We'll throw him in the catapult and launch him at POS.

With any luck the direct contact of two sources of unimaginable horribleness will cause them to implode.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

For once you are right Dracorian.

My mediocrity, when collided with the grandness of POS would cause a reaction. The two opposites cancelling eachother out.

Yet your claim that POS is like me and horrible, well that would only empower him.

[CelesJessa]

Nah, nowhere near enough guy-love between two guys.

I agree!

Get on that, guys.

[Dracorion]

For once you are right Dracorian.

My mediocrity, when collided with the grandness of POS would cause a reaction. The two opposites cancelling eachother out.

Yet your claim that POS is like me and horrible, well that would only empower him.

That's why we'll booby-trap you first.

(Sssshhh, don't tell anyone.)

[Token]

I agree!

Get on that, guys.

I'm more than willing to get on these guys.

[POS Industries]

I agree!

Get on that, guys.
This meets my approval. You and the Darth creature shall be spared.

....For now.

[krogothwolf]

For once you are right Dracorian.

My mediocrity, when collided with the grandness of POS would cause a reaction. The two opposites cancelling eachother out.

Yet your claim that POS is like me and horrible, well that would only empower him.

How are those Knee pads doing? :D

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

How are those Knee pads doing? :D

What do you mean Krogo?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I would say I'd rather not dwell among mad people, but that was never an option, now was it?

Come closer, Hawk. Together we shall be unstoppable. Your fervor and my knowledge of True Chaos will be a wonderful combination.

That depends; exactly what form of "True Chaos" do you worship?

[Torque]

this thread needs more rule #34
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

[Thadius]

That depends; exactly what form of "True Chaos" do you worship?

The Madness that makes sense, the Chaos that is organized, the End of all that will be. I may profess a love of Murphy, but do not let that blind you! I have seen the end that is to be for all, no matter what. You call it Entropy, I call it my true Master. Your words and actions serve it, though you know it not.

[synkr0nized]

Man, I was all ready to get into a [fake]argument with POS about riding my ban wave, but then I got to Torque's post there.

I'm thinking none of us needed to have that post made.

[Dracorion]

this thread needs more rule #34
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

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Fuck you Torque.

[synkr0nized]

No but seriously. No one continue down that path, please.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Behold Hawk. You have ensnared Torque to your side. And he represents the dinosaur sex. You wish to have cretin's like him in your council? I weep.

[Steel Shadow]

Nards of Steel!

Stay away from those damnit!!

[krogothwolf]

Stay away from those damnit!!

But, But, But......Awww, you're a big meanie :(

[Darth SS]

this thread needs more rule #34
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

Y'know, I've often wondered how that would work. I've laid in my bed, gazing tireless at the ceiling "But those tails are so...big. How did they get around them? Is it just the ultimate cushion for the pushin'?" Thank you for explaining this mystery.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Y'know, I've often wondered how that would work. I've laid in my bed, gazing tireless at the ceiling "But those tails are so...big. How did they get around them? Is it just the ultimate cushion for the pushin'?" Thank you for explaining this mystery.

Reach-arounds must have been damn near impossible.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/rule342.png

[Bard The 5th LW]

I have not been gone for too long, but I see (or at least assume, got like 4 more pages) that my disciples are indeed fighting the good fight and throwing off the shackles of our overlords!

I am very proud of you my children! Continue to move down the road of freedom which may or may not involve Dinosaurs!

FOR THE CORNFIELD!

[Nique]

Shyria, did... did you draw that specifically for this thread?

[Bard The 5th LW]

I have read what has happened, and I declare Torque to be an outcast of the Revolution!

We are to be taken seriously as the citizens of this forum! If you regard freedom as a joke then you are no part of our cause!

So go and hang out with Mac and the other non-cool kids!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So go and hang out with Mac and the other non-cool kids!

No Torque. Stay the hell away from me. You would ruin it. You cannot experience the rightness that is POS

[Kim]

I hate you all.

So much.

[Thadius]

AlL oF yOu ArE wRoNg.

AlL wIlL cOmE tO nAuGhT.

eMbRaCe ThE mAdNeSs.

EmBrAcE tHe ChAoS.

sErVe ThE lOrD eNtRoPy MaStEr Of AlL aNd NaUgHt.

ThIs Is HiS wOrLd WeThEr Or NoT pOs Is In It.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I hate you all.

So much.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02670.gif
A sad face. A forlorn face

[Token]

this thread needs more rule #34
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Dinosaurs-Had-Teen-Sex-2.jpg

Fuck you.
Fuck you for me reading that.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The Revolution is over.

Everyone get the hell out. Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Hey guys what I mi- *sees torgue's post*

Whoa yeah... time to go.

[Torque]

You've got:
CJ's man on man fanfics.
Fifth's absolute batshit fucking loco-ness.
POS banning the entire universe
Seil
And Two Tyrannosaurus Rex's getting their freaky freak on is where the line gets drawn? For SHAME NPF.... For shame.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Get the Hell out of my thread.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shyria, did... did you draw that specifically for this thread?

Verily, for my heart guides my pen, and my heart lies with the REVOLUTION! Our former Glourious Leader may have lost his faith, but mine burns on with a heat greater than that of the deepest wastes of the Sahara! I urge you, as friends, as countrymen, as forumites, to stand firm against the tides of evil and let honor and rightousness prevail!

ES LEBE DIE REVOLUTION

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/vivelarevolution.png

[krogothwolf]

Who's the Engineer?

[Jagos]

Who's the medic? Meow!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Krogo
Engie is a badly drawn attempt at Thadius without his mask; he's got two differently colored eyes so I drew the goggles to match (though I may have accidentally swapped them).

Jagos
My eyes are up here, dumpkopf :mad:

[akaSM]

Shyria's my fav artist now ^_^

[CelesJessa]

You've got:
CJ's man on man fanfics.


The forum should be used to that by now, really.

[Thadius]

NoThInG oF mY lOrD eNtRoPy WaS mEnTiOnEd.

FoOlS yOu AlL aRe FoR hE wIlL cLaIm YoU aLl.

I hAvE sEeN tHe TrUtH aLl ThInGs BuRn AlL tHiNgS dIe.

EvEn MoDs.

EvEn PoS aNd KuRoSeN.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

The Lack of Me on there makes me sad Shyria *sniffle*

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You're behind the podium and currently being used as a soapbox/footstool. Also, my left boot's totally dragging gum in your hair. Better?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You're behind the podium and currently being used as a soapbox/footstool. Also, my left boot's totally dragging gum in your hair. Better?

HAH jokes on you. The heavy doesn't have hair...but I do...

Crap...

[Viridis]

*reads thread*

I think the only option now is to burn the cornfield.

[Nique]

I think the only option now is to burn the cornfield.

Oh! Now I get it.

[Kroze Gamegod]

So um... sup guys?
Whats up with all the red user names?

Edit: *reads rest of thread*

Oh... um... yeah... I think i'll be leaving now so I am nice and save back in lurkerland (TM)

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Toodles!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Can my red name be pink, please?
Red is my favorite color and all, but if everyone wears it I don't care anymore.

Also: Pink is just my style.

[Melfice]

Posting in an epic thread!

... is what I would say, if this wasn't just another fake-ban thread.
Cu-RAY-zy antics about!

I did kind of like the early reasons for the fake-bans, though.

[Wigmund]

AlL oF yOu ArE wRoNg.

AlL wIlL cOmE tO nAuGhT.

eMbRaCe ThE mAdNeSs.

EmBrAcE tHe ChAoS.

sErVe ThE lOrD eNtRoPy MaStEr Of AlL aNd NaUgHt.

ThIs Is HiS wOrLd WeThEr Or NoT pOs Is In It.
NoThInG oF mY lOrD eNtRoPy WaS mEnTiOnEd.

FoOlS yOu AlL aRe FoR hE wIlL cLaIm YoU aLl.

I hAvE sEeN tHe TrUtH aLl ThInGs BuRn AlL tHiNgS dIe.

EvEn MoDs.

EvEn PoS aNd KuRoSeN.

MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS aLl Up In ThIs ShIt
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02021_3.gif

[Revising Ocelot]

That image takes on a whole new level of humour as a Brit.


(It's the "Poof!" part...)

[Torque]

The forum should be used to that by now, really.

Oh they totally are. Fantastic stuff really.
Still though? Crazier than dinosex.

[Rejected Again]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:UnQ--rJS19UICM:http://memegenerator.net/Instances/406/Hitler-and-Advice-Generals-WHAT-THE-FUCK-AM-I-READING.jpg&t=1

[POS Industries]

EVERYBODY HAS BANS

BANS BANS BANS BANS

Also thread closed for what I'm going to arbitrarily assume is the post limit. Good-night, everybody!

EDIT: For the sake of transparency:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/BANSSSSSSSS.jpg