Let's advance mankind.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

So I've come to a realisation:
Everything good in life has come about due to gentlemen bets in the 19th century- motion picture, internet shopping, accurate time keeping.
So heres my plan:
1) Make obscene amounts of money
2) Blow it all on gentlemen bets.
So if you had craploads of money- what bets would you make?
Or how can I make lotsof money also useful.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I'd bet it is impossible to get me a sex life.

Jokes like these are funny because I'm a huge nerd.
Hehe, "Jokes". See?

EDIT: If I lost that bet, would that make the winner a pimp or perhaps a prostitute? Or just a winner? Because when making love with IG everybody wins.

Hehehe, "winner".

[Nique]

So if you had craploads of money- what bets would you make?
Augmented Reality.

'Here here now, fellows, whomsoever can project a moving picture image of an arse onto the moon shall recieve a vast sum from my personal fortune. I dare say it should be quite an amusing diversion.'

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'd bet it is impossible to get me a sex life.



Discussing matters of the bedchamber with a gentleman!!! That is the act of a mountebank and a cur!

Augmented Reality.

'Here here now, fellows, whomsoever can project a moving picture image of an arse onto the moon shall recieve a vast sum from my personal fortune. I dare say it should be quite an amusing diversion.'

I like your style however it lacks the reckless abandon of a proper gentleman. Thus the images must be permanent.

[krogothwolf]

Gladiator combat and duels!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Augmented Reality.

'Here here now, fellows, whomsoever can project a moving picture image of an arse onto the moon shall recieve a vast sum from my personal fortune. I dare say it should be quite an amusing diversion.'

I'll take that bet, only instead of "image of an arse" I'll go with the words "Fuck off Germany" and replace "project image" with "Giant lazer carving".

[Nique]

I say!

(You can imagine my monocle popping out and falling into my teacup at this point)

[Doc ock rokc]

I would do something on when someone can make a Helmet that can read electric activity of the brain accurate enough to get a picture of A idea out of it. or words. So that I don't have to rely on my shit hands.

[Living Bobbeh]

http://imgur.com/0PpPO.gif

[Geminex]

This thread is over. Move along, people!

I would totally wager on... hmm...
Probably a portable nuclear fusion generator.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Discussing matters of the bedchamber with a gentleman!!! That is the act of a mountebank and a cur!


Don't wanna make a bet about that, huh? Even the great Smarty McBarrelpants surrenders in face of this fool's errand?
Well, this doesn't surprise me, to be honest. So I can't hold it against you. I'm just gonna say that I may have the best semen of all mankind and maybe I could help climb up the evolutionary ladder a bit faster. Just saying.

[Fungrus]

My fellow members of the Reform Club, I put it to you, that it is impossible to circumnavigate the globe within the period of eighty minutes. Therefore I shall wager ten thousand pounds from my most respectable account with the bank of England with any man who believes this fools errand possible.

would require an average speed of about 18641 miles per hour.

[Premmy]

Surely you remember the good old days, when a fellow could settle his disputes with a saber or pistol in honorable single combat. I dare say you cannot resurrect that in our modern, litigious society.