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Funka Genocide
10-12-2010, 09:35 AM
So I've got a problem, its really sort of an addiction. You see I collect little plastic soldier in the vain hope that someday I shall paint them to a high standard of fantastical awesomeness and enact epic battles with them.

Unfortunately this obsession has reached critical levels of ridiculousness. There was a time when I would make token efforts at building and painting these 24mm armies, I'd say I'd paint at about 50% of the speed that I bought. However now all pretenses of progress have been drowned by an avalanche of time and I pretty much have a hobby store in my closet.

I mean like this is a for real problem, I estimate approximately $1500.00 worth of plastic toys still in the boxes and a smattering of other that have been assembled yet not painted. This collection started some time shortly after I left the military, which would mean its coming up on 3 years old and NOTHING HAS BEEN PAINTED!

I have recently placed an embargo on all future purchases until such a time as I can get this collection under control, but I fear the serried ranks of elves and beasts residing in my closet shall soon sally forth and conquer my living room in an orgy of half finished projects and spilled paint. I really need to develop a plan here or I fear my beloved collection will find its way to the final resting place of all expensive hobbies people don't have time for: ebay.

I guess the point of this thread is to share my shame with the world (and look for any tips you folks might have for painting large quantities of miniatures) and invite you to do the same. Is there something you've been collecting or procrastinating on for years that is getting out of control? Is that collection of pokemon cards causing relationship problems, yet you can't bring yourself to get rid of your beloved ultra-rare foil print pikachu? Absolve yourself by letting the internet know.

pochercoaster
10-12-2010, 09:48 AM
Dump them all in a bucket of cheap paint.

I'm too poor to collect anything. I suspect if I wasn't I'd have an oversized collection of expensive professional pens and markers, though. For now my paltry 11 micron pens is enough to satisfy me.

Shyria Dracnoir
10-12-2010, 09:53 AM
Do what thousands of children have done since the 50s; liberal applications of magnifying glasses, bottle rockets, and microwaves.

Pip Boy
10-12-2010, 11:07 AM
Do what thousands of children have done since the 50s; liberal applications of magnifying glasses, bottle rockets, and microwaves.

Fear not, Lord Tyrion! We shall rescue your daughter from the hands of the foul mage! Gods only help us reach her in time, the dark wizard has a giant magnifying glass and I fear he may intend to use it!

bluestarultor
10-12-2010, 06:26 PM
Do what many men have done over the years. Hire small Asian children to paint them for you for pennies a day locked in a small room somewhere.




For myself, I happen to have an entire folder system on my hard drive dedicated to game and story ideas and notes. Literally over 7MB of nothing but RTF files either in their own folders or in an uncategorized heap. My MMO notes take up nearly as much as my uncategorized folder.

Oh, wait, on second check, 5 of that 7MB is sound files. Where did those come from? :raise:

Still, 431KB of nothing but RTF for my MMO and 493 of miscellaneous ideas is a sizable amount.

BitVyper
10-12-2010, 07:30 PM
I collect magpie and crow feathers, 'cause the colours they make are pretty. Also they're free.

I have enough to build a few birds, so one of these days I'm going to actually have to make something with them.

It's kind of funny when I'm walking around with someone and suddenly run off to pick up a feather I saw. I've gotten pretty reflexive about picking them up.

Aldurin
10-12-2010, 07:57 PM
I don't have a horde of something yet, although I predict my MSPA image manips to get out of hand with time.

Yrcrazypa
10-12-2010, 09:04 PM
Only thing I have in abundance is an unholy number of Magic cards. Though I haven't bought any for a long time, so my collection isn't as big as it could be. I still have a third of the Power Nine though!

batgirl
10-13-2010, 09:10 AM
My comic book collection got too big for the two shelves I designated for them, so now I have 1 shelf full and 2 short boxes filled with comics and trades. I'd say about 400 comic books right now. Fortunately I have no stopped buying for a while since I lack the funding.

Magus
10-14-2010, 12:14 AM
I have a hamper somewhere hereabouts filled with like two hundred NES games I bought at yardsales when I was a kid, not to mention 25 SNES games, 20 or more N64 games, etc.

I have absolutely no use for these things in this age of emulators and Wii and yet I can't bear to sell the things. So many useless plastic cartridges.

I'm always thinking "HEY MAYBE I'LL CRACK THESE BABIES OUT AND HOOK MY NES UP AND HAVE SOME KIND OF RETRO GAME PARTY WIT MYSELF" but it's never going to happen. I think the last time I even touched the NES was to play Duck Hunt with the Zapper about two or three years ago, and my father got a crap load of play out of the SNES during his Ogre Battle phase, but that's about it for the past decade. I used to play these things all the time prior to getting my first computer back in 2002 or so but now it's just so much worthless plastic. That I can't bear to part with.