I've come to tell you something

[Premmy]

A Major historical figure travels into the present to give you important life advice, who are they, what do they tell you?

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[Torque]

-Which Afro is yours?
-It's the one that says bad muthuh fuckuh on it!

[Premmy]

That joke has nothing to do with anything in this thread

[Torque]

Oh I think it does.
Take a closer look at the dude with the Fro.

edit: So I never watched Soul Train, and have no idea who Questlove is. Sue me.

[Token]

Abe Lincoln visits me, and we discuss how awesome top hats are.

[Magus]

?love was mentioned in a commercial one time for some stupid phone. So I (kind of) know who ?love is.

Regarding the time travel:

What would be hilarious is if war criminals from the past (like Vlad the Impaler) were teleported to the present and put on trial by the U.N. human rights committee for crimes against humanity, since there is no statute of limitations on genocide. That would probably make a decent comedy skit. Hell, they'd probably put Henry VIII on trial just on general principles.

Man, there are so many leaders of the past who would be put on trial nowadays. SO MANY. Including this country, like Andrew Jackson.

[Sun-Wukong]

Man, ain't no one gonna believe this!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

?love was mentioned in a commercial one time for some stupid phone. So I (kind of) know who ?love is.

Regarding the time travel:

What would be hilarious is if war criminals from the past (like Vlad the Impaler) were teleported to the present and put on trial by the U.N. human rights committee for crimes against humanity, since there is no statute of limitations on genocide. That would probably make a decent comedy skit. Hell, they'd probably put Henry VIII on trial just on general principles.

Man, there are so many leaders of the past who would be put on trial nowadays. SO MANY. Including this country, like Andrew Jackson.

hahahahha, pretty much any of the genociders of the past would be runningthe UN inside a week. Look at the Khmer Rogue- murdered their country, not even in power any more but they not Vietnamese so we going to support them and givethem aid to fight their evil vietnamese oppressors.

[Archbio]

Khmer Rogue

It's the first time I see the rouge/rogue mistake reversed.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

They are charismatic psycopaths, who can slip between city and country,and have a broad skillset from torturing to murdering to economic destruction. Totally rogues

[Archbio]

They could be dual classed.

Seem the type.

[Nique]

Barack Obama, to tell me how important it is that I vote for him in the upcoming 2008 election.

'No man, that was like two years ago! You way overshot it'

'Oh... did I win?'

And just to screw with him

'No man, not even close'

[Donomni]

Abe Lincoln visits me, and we discuss how awesome top hats are.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/Donomni/AbeLincoln.png

"Your mind has been transported back in time, and to Mars."

"What?"

"It doesn't matter. What does matter is you need to believe in yourself!"

"NEVER!"

And that was how I learned to never aim high.

[Sun-Wukong]

Man, there are so many leaders of the past who would be put on trial nowadays. SO MANY. Including this country, like Andrew Jackson.

Jackson wouldn't be put to trial. They'd try, but they'd get shot.

[Ecks]

Gerald Ford. We would talk about the conveniences of people resigning their offices mid-term, giving out blank checks for presidential mayhem. Oh the fun times we would have.