ALIENS!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

SO I WROTE ALIENS IN YOUTUBE AND STARTED CLICKING LINKS AND I GOT THE TRUTH THAT THE GOVERNMENT COVERS UP (THAT IS WHY THEY CAN"T REGULATE THE ECONOMY- TOO MUCH ALIEN COVER UP).
Did you know that the pyramids were never intended as tombs- names of the pharoahs were only added to them in the 19th century- it's true, some guy saw it being done.
And that they line up nearly North and South. How would Egyptians know where true north is!
And crop circles! They found metal discs there which were nearly pure silver! AND high levels of radiation and magnetisation. This last one is true Becuase a guy had a giantic cartoonish magnet.
The British army is baffled by crop circles!. Does this mean guerilla war was also invented by aliens! Yes!
US money is loaded with astrological symbols referring to alien contact! These same symbols are also throughout Christianity and various psuedo-pagan religions of Europe and pre christian reliiongs. Coincidence? I think not!
The pyramids line up with stars in the sky!
Modern engineering standards allow a building to sink a few inches each decade, the Pyramids have sunk only about 1/2 an inch over 1000s a year!

Small artifacts when appropriately scaled up and fitted for details that obviosuly couldn't be represented at such small scales (like nose cones are meant to be jet engines) actually fly in real life!

Seeing aliens at the foot of the bed often occurs alongside paralysis! The fact that these events have been seen to be linked in forms of neuro-psychosis is some form of evolutionary warning mechanism against aliens!

So with this massive amount of evidence how can you deny aliens have visited us? What is their purpose! Why don't they reveal itself.

[Kim]

ALL IS FINE, HUMAN.

THERE ARE NO ALIENS.

CONTINUE TO EAT YOUR FAST FOOD AND WATCH YOUR TELEVISION OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR INEVITABLE FATE.

[Marc v4.0]

Why don't they reveal itself.

The Beard is a powerful influence, it keeps them in check for they fear the bristly wrath

[Professor Smarmiarty]

GUYS I Found A SERIOUS HISTORY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY! Watching now! IF I NOT BACK IN 90 MINUTES I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY EUROPOL FOR SUPPRESSIVE REASONS.

E: HOLY SHIT, THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS HAD PLANES

[Archbio]

If Atlantis never existed, how do you explain that the Mayans built structures we call pyramids, just like (kind of) the Egyptians!

And everybody knows that Atlantis was founded by aliens.

So Youtube is like the Discovery Channel, then?

[Seil]

I thought Aliens v. Predator cleared this all up. The ancient Mayans were taught how to build pyramids from the Predators so that the Preds could purposefully get them face raped by face huggers for an alien manhood ritual.

OH MY GOD GUYS I FOUND THE TRUTHIEST TRUTHS OF THEM ALL OVER AT TRUTHISM! (http://www.truthism.com/)

Warning: Upon arriving at this website, you most likely have the strong, instinctual urge to automatically defend your current belief system and to reject all of this information. But, realize that attempting to use your belief system to filter out this information is, in fact, a nonsensical paradox, because it is your very belief system that is at issue here. Thus, instead of using a belief system to do your thinking for you, think for yourself via using your own brain (hopefully, you have one).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I thought Aliens v. Predator cleared this all up. The ancient Mayans were taught how to build pyramids from the Predators so that the Preds could purposefully get them face raped by face huggers for an alien manhood ritual.

OH MY GOD GUYS I FOUND THE TRUTHIEST TRUTHS OF THEM ALL OVER AT TRUTHISM! (http://www.truthism.com/)

SEIL, Look at the thread tag- this is a serious thread for SERIOUS discussion.

If Atlantis never existed, how do you explain that the Mayans built structures we call pyramids, just like (kind of) the Egyptians!

And everybody knows that Atlantis was founded by aliens.

So Youtube is like the Discovery Channel, then?

Atlantis was a thought experiment of Shitty Pants Platface- you discredit valid theories by bringing in such ridiculous fanwank.
UNLESS! Plato was an alien! Oh wait! Plato was involved in politics so would try to cover up aliens adn what betterway to cover up an alien city than by picking its name "RANDOMLY" as a thought experiment. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.


MORE DOCUMENTARY NEWS: If you build the images seen in a J. POllock you get adimensional vortex!


ALL IS FINE, HUMAN.

THERE ARE NO ALIENS.

CONTINUE TO EAT YOUR FAST FOOD AND WATCH YOUR TELEVISION OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR INEVITABLE FATE.
Human? Gay dudes are people too! It's ok!

The Beard is a powerful influence, it keeps them in check for they fear the bristly wrath
Aleins don't have razors!

[RickZarber]

http://overcompensating.com/comics/seasoning.png (http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061022.html)

The hundred-thousand-year-old creatures that are going to eat us in 2012 recently had a debate over whether or not Earth People felt pain when they were boiled alive. They decided our nervous systems are too simple to process what they call "pain."
This is my all time favorite Overcompensating comic.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

OH GOD. HOW DID THE MEXICANS LEVEL A MOUNTAIN? MEXICANS ARE TOO LAZY TO DO IT BY HAND.

[Magus]

Aliens? Hur hur hur. What fools you all are.

There is nothing done by supposed "extraterrestrials" that could not have been done by the subterranean inhabitants of Shambhala and Agharti, whose technological progression began soon after the earth cooled, nestled in Gaia's warm embrace, and so they are millions of years ahead of us. Clear proof for the existence of a passage to their cities at the north pole is seen in the myth of "Santa Claus", a magical being who descends once a year upon the lower latitudes to distribute gifts. In fact, this is speaking of the Aryans distributing technological advances to various civilizations around the globe as the Aryans felt they had progressed far enough to be worthy of them. Thus they gave to the Mayans and Egyptians pyramids, but after their betrayals caused manufactured cataclysms to descend upon them for their sins (The Ten Plagues of Egypt, Smallpox, etc.), helping to cause the downfall of their civilizations.

Aliens? Pfft. The technologically advanced subterranean civilizations of Ultima Thule are obviously where these advances have come from, not some non-existent external force!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOUR NONSENSICAL STORIES UNLESS BACKED UP BY YOUTUBE EVIDENCE

[Kurosen]

Guys. I hate to admit when BarrelMcDumbpants is right, but...

But...

But I think he's on to something (http://crazyfuckingconspiracies.com/).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Did you know that Josef Stalin didn't die but instead renamed himself Julian Irons and moved to Bognor Regis in Sussex- becoming a local politician and eventually Torie advisor-
REF- "The Story of Julian Irons" as in Dead Iraqis: Selected Stories of Ellis Sharp, New Ventures, 2009 (As Wikipedia teaches us, everything referenced is true).
What does this have to do with aliens you ask!
WELL the cold war was a destraction to keep us from investigating too much! Large budgets used to hide aliens could be hidden under military spending. The stress of it broke Stalin so he retired to the country and faked his death.

[Kurosen]

<----In full on mind blow.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

So I went to the source I quoted. It turns out Ellis Sharp and Macdonald Daly (the editor) are both psuedonyms for unknown personages! WHy? Obviously they can't use their real name while revealing such horrendous secrets.

Also the pyramid blocks have machine marks on them. Not tool marks, machine marks. While they look like tool marks to an uneducated peon like me, they had a proper engineer on and he would know!

[Magus]

Quit being stupid, Smarty. Stalin was secretly a psychic like all the Communist elite who was finally defeated in neuromancy by Aryan psychics. That is why he was disabled and had to escape to a bunker in the countryside, where he could be protected from further psionic attacks, as all his mental shields had been completely disintegrated by Ultima Thule's greatest psychic warriors. The Aryans quickly placed Krushchev into power as a puppet ruler. Eventually a psionic coup allowed Brezhnev and Kosygin to take back rulership of the Russian federation but I won't get into current history as everyone is already fairly familiar with the psychic battles of the late Cold War.

EDIT: And yes, in case you are totally ignorant, Putin is a warlock rather than a psychic, putting more stock in the black arts of Mu as a defense against the psionics of Thule. So far he has succeeded, but who knows when Thule will unleash their next secret weapon and render the powers of the Left-Hand Path completely flacid?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Quit being stupid, Smarty. Stalin was secretly a psychic like all the Communist elite who was finally defeated in neuromancy by Aryan psychics. That is why he was disabled and had to escape to a bunker in the countryside, where he could be protected from further psionic attacks, as all his mental shields had been completely disintegrated by Ultima Thule's greatest psychic warriors. The Aryans quickly placed Krushchev into power as a puppet ruler. Eventually a psionic coup allowed Brezhnev and Kosygin to take back rulership of the Russian federation but I won't get into current history as everyone is already fairly familiar with the psychic battles of the late Cold War.

EDIT: And yes, in case you are totally ignorant, Putin is a warlock rather than a psychic, putting more stock in the black arts of Mu as a defense against the psionics of Thule. So far he has succeeded, but who knows when Thule will unleash their next secret weapon and render the powers of the Left-Hand Path completely flacid?

My theories are completely referenced! Where is your evidence!

[Aldurin]

Smarty, you're playing right into the government's hands. If they knew that people would search out the truth, they just spread their own seeds of conspiracy to distract from what it really is.

The Egyptian gods were really people with a megalomaniac parasitic eels in their neck, making them live for centuries and appear very scary. As part of their enslavement agreement, the humans built several landing pads for their space ships, so that humans could be transported to work on planets that didn't have a circular wormhole generator on the surface.

Later on, a race of aliens took on the identities of gods that appear in legends highly favored by the vikings, these aliens protected Earth and were at war with the parasites who had built up quite an empire.

Long before any of this, there were humans that were more advanced than we could possibly fathom, even building the wormhole generators found on various planets. They have unofficially been officially referred to as the "Ancients" by the U.S. government. Most appeared to have either transcended human evolution and transformed into pure energy, or died trying. The latest know records of Ancients were of the wizards Merlin and Morgan La Feye, who are believed to have descended back into human form to build certain experimental superweapons of unknown purpose or location.

Present day, several cover-ups have been made to hide the fact that several of the parasites sealed themselves in special egyptian jars, originally thought to hold the organs of pharohs, and escaped into the public and held several high corporate positions until they were assassinated discreetly. Also, the only remaining wormhole device is in a military missile silo in Colorado Springs, where special ops soldiers are sent to other planets to retrieve technology for study.

There are also shaky reports of experimental fighter jets made from a fusion of our tech and alien tech, and were deployed for battle in Antarctica, though all countries deny being aware of any military activity there.

Oh, and Atlantis is in another galaxy. The power grid in several states around the base blackout whenever soldiers are sent that far.

[Magus]

My theories are completely referenced! Where is your evidence!

You really think the neuromancers of Thule or the necromancers of Mu are going to just leave evidence lying around for people to reference? Your ignorance is blinding, Smarty.

Also, Earl, reports of sentient parasites are entirely unfounded. How do you expect a worm to develop a complex cerebral network capable of coherent thought? And to then override an existing human network and hijack it, introducing their own sentience into the world via their own non-existent sentient brain? At best they would be entirely using the cerebral network, memories, and thought processes of the person they have infected--in which case there would be no real difference between them and the person!

At best parasitic worms are merely infecting our brains for sustenance rather than to advance their own non-existent agenda. Plus there is no evidence that said worms are extraterrestrial rather than biological weapons developed by the Atlanteans (an entirely terrestrial civilization, your rumors of other universes are sheer pseudoscience) to aid them in their wars with Thule and Mu.

Of course, you are somewhat correct with this statement:

There are also shaky reports of experimental fighter jets made from a fusion of our tech and alien tech, and were deployed for battle in Antarctica, though all countries deny being aware of any military activity there.

It is not alien tech, however, but just one more use of our own people in the continuing power games of the ancient civilizations. That particular airstrike against the antipodes was an attempt to catch Thule unawares but I hear their rear guard in Shangri-La was more than capable of thwarting the attack. The casualties numbered in the thousands.

[Flarecobra]

There are also shaky reports of experimental fighter jets made from a fusion of our tech and alien tech, and were deployed for battle in Antarctica, though all countries deny being aware of any military activity there.

There is military in Antartica. Why do you think they have the Antartic Service ribbon?

[Magus]

The ancient powers are never shy about handing out such rewards. It costs them nothing and pitiful normals are often able to be made loyal for life with such meaningless symbolism such as medals, flags, awards, etc.

I mean, mind control, psychoactive drugs, and hexes help as well, but often loyalty can be bought with some shiny worthless tin.

[TDK]

There is military in Antartica.

What for?

[Flarecobra]

What for?

Well, space is cold, right? And Antartica is the coldest place on Earth...

And remember, you can trust me, I used to work for the government. ^_^

[Archbio]

Plato was an alien! Oh wait!

I'm short on time because They are coming to silence me, but Plato was a virus!

And by virus I mean a guy with shades in black leather inside a computer simulation.

[TDK]

Well, space is cold, right?

Nope. =P

[KeienSlayer]

God, you people. Why do you think the Governments don't silence you when you bring up all this talk about Aliens? It's because you're looking in the wrong direction!

The government has obviously encountered the Mole Men and are now using their technology to build the new energy race! Why would any but a cave dwelling species come up with the idea to charge batteries via sunlight?

I only hope that many people read this before the secret agent mole men sneak in, kill me, and delete this post.

[Flarecobra]

Well, think. Space is cold. Meterorites come from space. The most meterorites are found in Antartica. Antartica is cold. The military is there, conducting operations.

Obviously, the meterorites are rock monsters that want to turn Earth into an iceball, and the militaries are fighting back, trying to keep the Earth warm. That's why the seasons have been getting more and more extreme.

[Nique]

Aliens will not attack us as long as we keep Joss Whedon alive, as they are fans of Joss Whedon, whom I suspect may himself be an Alien.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/152/lrrr.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/lrrr.jpg/)

[Aldurin]

And remember, you can trust me, I used to work for the government. ^_^

We've been watched this whole time, I knew it!!

Burn Flarecobra at the steak!!!

[TDK]

Well, think. Space is cold. Meterorites come from space. The most meterorites are found in Antartica. Antartica is cold. The military is there, conducting operations.

Obviously, the meterorites are rock monsters that want to turn Earth into an iceball, and the militaries are fighting back, trying to keep the Earth warm. That's why the seasons have been getting more and more extreme.

I object to your theory on the grounds that space is not cold. :I

[Flarecobra]

We've been watched this whole time, I knew it!!

Burn Flarecobra at the steak!!!

Fire just makes me stronger.

[Nikose Tyris]

Burn Flarecobra at the steak!!!

On that note, I've been meaning to invite Flare to the yearly halloween BBQ, thanks for reminding me.

[Magus]

Ultima Thule has kept the Molemen at bay for a while now, but I hear Dr. Fu Man Chu has been dosing them with radioactive isotopes to mutate them into monstermoles capable of destroying entire legions of warriors.

[bluestarultor]

I object to your theory on the grounds that space is not cold. :I

It's not her fault it's a common misconception. Temperature, being defined as the vibration of matter, simply breaks down when there is not matter to vibrate, such as in a vacuum. However, if there were matter enough out there to define temperature (and there is at least some hydrogen floating around from what I understand), chances are it would, indeed, be quite cold in most areas.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

What the fuck? Space is cold as fuck you just wouldn't feel it that much cause there is no good way to lose temperature in space. But average temperature is around 3K which is pretty much as cold as you can get.
But if you guys insist we can redefine our temperatuer scales based on what it feels like to a human- that's about the only way to say space isn't cold.

[Amake]

How long does it take water to freeze in open space? How much gas do you need to boil it? If you take your space helmet off, will you turn into a meat popsicle instantly like in that Mars movie? The answers to those questions may surprise you.

And guys, there isn't a space alien conspiracy. They're time aliens.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

How long does it take water to freeze in open space? How much gas do you need to boil it? If you take your space helmet off, will you turn into a meat popsicle instantly like in that Mars movie? The answers to those questions may surprise you.

Alll to do with the fact that space is pretty much empty not to do with its temperature.
If you are outside in space the only real way to lose heat is radiative which is pretty slow wehreas on earth most heat is loss via conduction which can't happen in space becuase there is no particles for condnuction to happen (conduction is transferrance of heat from particlesi n your body to particles in the surroundings, radiative loss is due to emitting radiation).
So it'd take quite a while to freeze in space- also you won't explode through decompression, your body is strong enough to hold together- oxygen loss is what wil lkill you in about a minute or two.

[Archbio]

Google AdSense Spider attempted to reply to this very thread.

Gentlefolks, ready your tinfoil.

Large head = Awesome Powers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmebpZaGjz8)

The word "gods" isn't in Erich von Däniken's dictionary, no sir.

[TDK]

What the fuck? Space is cold as fuck you just wouldn't feel it that much cause there is no good way to lose temperature in space. But average temperature is around 3K which is pretty much as cold as you can get.
But if you guys insist we can redefine our temperatuer scales based on what it feels like to a human- that's about the only way to say space isn't cold.

Temperature is a trait of matter. You can't apply that to empty space. Space is pretty much literally empty space except for the occasional h2 molecule or whatever. Most of the objects IN space are probably quite cold (other than the ones fairly close to the sun/in direct sunlight), but that's just because they've slowly lost their energy through, as you said, radiative means. You cannot say that space ITSELF is actually cold because empty space does not have any molecules to vibrate.

My point was that if you jumped into a vacuum, you would not feel cold, anyway.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Space has matter floating about in it. When you talk about the temperature of space you talk about the average temperature of that matter.
I do astrochemistry, we talk about the temperature of space, the scientific community talks about the temperature of space, we all know what it means- the only people who get nitpicky are nerds who have watched too much star trek.
Space ain't a perfect vacuum (and even if you had a perfect vacuum you would be able to measure a temperature that wasn't 0 due to zero-point energy).

[Pip Boy]

Smarty, you've more than proven that aliens are real and will soon kill us all. However, how can we protect ourselves? I have a theory on this that I'd like you, an expert on the subject, to examine. The government has been trying for ages to cover this up. The same government that has been secretly and silently trying to remove religion from society. Could it be that the aliens are also vampires, and that holy symbols such as crosses send out invisible "geometry rays" that harm the aliens in close proximity? It would explain why the aliens that have taken over our government are pushing so hard for separation from church and state! It would also explain why our ancestors build up these "religions". They didn't want us to worship god, but the cross itself! Its is the aliens' only weakness, and its how our forefathers chased them off of this planet to begin with!

[Aldurin]

Smarty, you've more than proven that aliens are real and will soon kill us all. However, how can we protect ourselves?

We obviously build andriods with super-adaptive AI and a hatred for anything that isn't Earth-originated. We set the loose on the nearest ship, watch them hijack it and fly away, then we go back to drinking and complaining about FFXV (or whatever is out at the time).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Smarty, you've more than proven that aliens are real and will soon kill us all. However, how can we protect ourselves? I have a theory on this that I'd like you, an expert on the subject, to examine. The government has been trying for ages to cover this up. The same government that has been secretly and silently trying to remove religion from society. Could it be that the aliens are also vampires, and that holy symbols such as crosses send out invisible "geometry rays" that harm the aliens in close proximity? It would explain why the aliens that have taken over our government are pushing so hard for separation from church and state! It would also explain why our ancestors build up these "religions". They didn't want us to worship god, but the cross itself! Its is the aliens' only weakness, and its how our forefathers chased them off of this planet to begin with!

I'm glad you asked and you have a very good initial summation which I shall expand upon.
For further on this subject I'm going to refer everyone to:
The Monstronsity of Christ by Zizek and Milibank, 2009, MIT Press
This will save me about 300 pages of argument so we can accept as a given that God, as such, is a depowered suffering God whose attempts at expressing with mankind can only result in a unfathomable spasm of unrecognisable pathos, a monstrous paradox. Tied up in that paradox. however, is the nature of man's dialectal relationship with himself and the community, as the Holy Spirit is to a disempowered Godhead.
Extending this argument, however, we can find in the aliens that transcend our structural dialogues a similar relationship to which the response is one of traditional dialectical advancement and acceptance alongside an abject prostration before we can properly chart such a response- viz. the development of Catholic theology from prostration and abject fear of Paul through the individual dialogue of the soul of Eckhart through to a community dialogue with God of a milbank.
At first there was be fear, panic, mayhem, uncontrollable, a weakening of human spirit but overtime the relationship with the aliens will improve the lot of both the community and the aliens through a substructure-base type interplay. The fear the aliens display in the face of God is similar to that of a primitive human from which we can surmise that alien cultures did not experience the message of Jesus and their cultural constructs cannot allow for him which creates a state of cognitive dissonance when they encounter the very real Holy Spirit as encoded through the Church and its community. This may trivilase the role of the Atheist, however if we take a broader Lacanian viewpoint then we can simply replace the Holy Spirit with the Big Other.
From this there are two appropriate responses
1) Acceptance of our alien comrades and gradual dialetical progression towards increased productive outcomes
or
2) Use of our superior collective unconscious to brutally murder them for a short term, but massive, windfall.

We obviously build andriods with super-adaptive AI and a hatred for anything that isn't Earth-originated. We set the loose on the nearest ship, watch them hijack it and fly away, then we go back to drinking and complaining about FFXV (or whatever is out at the time).
Surely aliens would have more advanced androids?

[Pip Boy]

I'm glad you asked and you have a very good initial summation which I shall expand upon.
For further on this subject I'm going to refer everyone to:
The Monstronsity of Christ by Zizek and Milibank, 2009, MIT Press
This will save me about 300 pages of argument so we can accept as a given that God, as such, is a depowered suffering God whose attempts at expressing with mankind can only result in a unfathomable spasm of unrecognisable pathos, a monstrous paradox. Tied up in that paradox. however, is the nature of man's dialectal relationship with himself and the community, as the Holy Spirit is to a disempowered Godhead.
Extending this argument, however, we can find in the aliens that transcend our structural dialogues a similar relationship to which the response is one of traditional dialectical advancement and acceptance alongside an abject prostration before we can properly chart such a response- viz. the development of Catholic theology from prostration and abject fear of Paul through the individual dialogue of the soul of Eckhart through to a community dialogue with God of a milbank.
At first there was be fear, panic, mayhem, uncontrollable, a weakening of human spirit but overtime the relationship with the aliens will improve the lot of both the community and the aliens through a substructure-base type interplay. The fear the aliens display in the face of God is similar to that of a primitive human from which we can surmise that alien cultures did not experience the message of Jesus and their cultural constructs cannot allow for him which creates a state of cognitive dissonance when they encounter the very real Holy Spirit as encoded through the Church and its community. This may trivilase the role of the Atheist, however if we take a broader Lacanian viewpoint then we can simply replace the Holy Spirit with the Big Other.
From this there are two appropriate responses
1) Acceptance of our alien comrades and gradual dialetical progression towards increased productive outcomes
or
2) Use of our superior collective unconscious to brutally murder them for a short term, but massive, windfall.


Surely aliens would have more advanced androids?

That sounds terrific! Can you say it again in smaller words?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Aliens are like God.
Let's worship them or have a holy cock fight- the latter of which we will win easily with convential tactics.

[Pip Boy]

So what you're saying is that all this revelation has taught us is that when the aliens get here, we need to beat the living shit out of them, something we probably would have done anyway?

[Archbio]

Aliens are like God.

Aliens are like aliens.

Didn't you ever watch Stargate? Everything depicted by the ancients literally happened (and always involved aliens travelling to Earth.) As seen in Youtube evidence. What's this "god" word you were using?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

So what you're saying is that all this revelation has taught us is that when the aliens get here, we need to beat the living shit out of them, something we probably would have done anyway?

Well there was two paths- one of harmony and great productivity and one of violence and small, temporary rewards for our triumph but I was being realistic in that nobody is going to take the first option cause it means less shooting of creepy looking alien fellows.
I can quantitively prove this by a Youtube clip I saw during my research where somebody encountered an alien that had been patched into a GTA:SA game. The alien was no threat and yet the player instantely shot him and continued to do so as the alien begged for mercy. After death the player kicked the snot out of the body. Proof.

Aliens are like aliens.

Didn't you ever watch Stargate? Everything depicted by the ancients literally happened (and always involved aliens travelling to Earth.) As seen in Youtube evidence. What's this "god" word you were using?

Well you see that's the genius of it. Aliens are like God, God is like aliens. It works both ways.
I have not seen Star Gate, I shall have to look it up to see how it can advance my theory.

[Aldurin]

Aliens are like aliens.

Didn't you ever watch Stargate? Everything depicted by the ancients literally happened (and always involved aliens travelling to Earth.) As seen in Youtube evidence. What's this "god" word you were using?

Hell, you can buy a full DVD collection of this online if you must.

Freedom of information is awesome.

[Magus]

Actually, geometry rays were invented by the Aryans to combat the Spheroids of Karnak, whose only weakness was the power of angles.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3116/themoreyouknowq.jpg