NPF: Your highly dysfunctional family!

[Nique]

You spend enough time around people and there are things you just cannot unlearn. Talk about something strange and wonderful you have learned about your fellow forum members. Consider this our own version of The Airing of Grivances (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus#Airing_of_Grievances), just slightly less (or more!) hostile.*

*I.E. Have fun but let's not be douches

[Pip Boy]

DFM is a hermaphrodite robot.

Fifthfiend tries to leave this forum like my cousin tries to leave crack.

Fenris really, really likes those goddamned tags.

Funka Genocide isn't a big fan of them though.

Non-Con used to be mormon.

Premmy is a much cuter name than Premonitions.

SMB does science.

Shyria and Mauve are both artsy, but they'll still both shoot you if you give them a loaded gun.

Seil has come to be known for posting threads of such a variety that there is no name for such threads except "Seilthread", even when someone else is posting it.

Brian is an ass.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Pip Boy is about as much a refined, proper gentleman as I am a three legged gecko with asthma.

Thadius' dirty socks ALONE could spawn enough new life to jump-start at least 3 completely unique biospheres.

Seil is Seil. Nuff' said.

[Torque]

Fifthfiend should be the emporer (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=19549&highlight=fifthfiend)
Odjn is...... weird (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=785358&postcount=7)
Krylo is GAYYYYYYYY (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=30055)
POS will ban the FUCK (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38866) out of you
NonCon hates your avatar (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38400&highlight=avatar)
Lev Likes flaming swordchucks (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38933). As in, sword chucks that are on fire. Not you know.... gay sword chucks...

Jesus, I could go on all fucking day.

[Osterbaum]

Everyone is an asshole.

[Token]

Invisible Queen ruins jokes.

SMB is communist.

Shiney is both an asshole and a shitface.

Mac dislikes puns.

Nikose is sort of skeevey.

Blues dislikes fangames.

[BitVyper]

Be careful what you wish for, because Celes just might draw it.

[Aerozord]

Everyone is an asshole.

especially you

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Invisible Queen ruins jokes.


One time IQ took an the basic premise I thought up for a humor-driven psychological philosophical neo-avantgarde art comic about Simon-Man, a guy who can give people orders to do whatever the fuck he wants and through some stupid accident tells himself to go fuck himself and made it into something that would not be safe to post here.

It is something I try not to remember, but at the same time I want to read the rest of it.

EDIT: BitVyper seems to be really fond of your mother and your face jokes, he always beats me to them, which is not something many people can do.

[Tev]

Hmm....things to grieve about....well:

Yeah, I got nothing. Except for Lev. Every time we're in the same thread my mind wanders off into this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v110/Loneglade/doomreed.jpg?t=1287947024

[Osterbaum]

especially you
Yes, but I'm also lots of kinds of other holes.

[Aerozord]

Yes, but I'm also lots of kinds of other holes.

there is a gay joke in there somewhere

[Token]

there is a gay joke in there somewhere

Yes, and it's name is Osterbaum.

[Pip Boy]

Yes, and it's name is Osterbaum.

Your mom is a gay joke. (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38974)

[Token]

Your gay is a mom joke.

[Geminex]

Your joke is a gay mom.

...

Or something.

And dibs on being the wacky uncle.

[Fifthfiend]

Pip Boy's avatar would be a million times better if it used transparency instead of a not-quite-matching background color.

[Osterbaum]

I'm doing all your gay moms.

[bluestarultor]

Despite some dysfunctionality, our mod staff compares favorably to other mod staffs.

Mesden and I do not get along, but you know we're right when we agree.

Mac hates furries with a passion.

Every third person on the forum is a furry.

I have been improving in the Bluespeak department, allowing people to judge me as the asshole I am, rather than the asshole they misunderstand me as.

Nikose is the straightest, and goddamn luckiest, man I know.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Your joke is a gay mom.

...

Or something.

And dibs on being the wacky uncle.

Some people wear hats. Some people smoke pipes. Geminex really should have refilled his anti-psychotic meds on time.

[POS Industries]

our mod staff compares favorably to other mod staffs.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/worf1.gif

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Why am I posting Star Trek gifs! That doesnt' seem like me!
Is this one of those mirror dimension episodes?

[POS Industries]

Yeah.

It's kind of hard to tell but I've got a second beard on over my regular beard.

[Geminex]

Why am I posting Star Trek gifs! That doesnt' seem like me!
Is this one of those mirror dimension episodes?

HE IS AN ALIEN

I AM THE REAL BARRELPANTS

[Pip Boy]

Which one do I shoot!? Which one do I shoot!?

[POS Industries]

Which one do I shoot!? Which one do I shoot!?
You'll have to shoot yourself.

It's the only way to be sure!

[Dracorion]

Shoot them both to make sure!

[Pip Boy]

You'll have to shoot yourself.

It's the only way to be sure!

This one can't be real Barrelpants! He's saying things that make sense to pre-grads!

[Dracorion]

No, seriously, shoot them both.

Worst comes to pass, we kill both POS and Barrelpants. And that doesn't seem so bad to me.

[POS Industries]

No, seriously, shoot them both.

Worst comes to pass, we kill both POS and Barrelpants. And that doesn't seem so bad to me.
If I go down, I'm taking you with me!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I don't even know who I am anymore!

[krogothwolf]

I don't even know who I am anymore!

Someone's Gay mom.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm gay for the ghost of Marx. Does that count?

[Token]

The real Barrelpants would know that Marx is immortal, living on inside our hearts. Out, vile impostor!

[krogothwolf]

I'm gay for the ghost of Marx. Does that count?

Dude, you're gay for the corpse of Marx.

[bluestarultor]

I'm gay for the ghost of Marx. Does that count?

That's the real Smarty! ;)

[Archbio]

This one can't be real Barrelpants! He's saying things that make sense to people who are sober!

Fixed.

[krogothwolf]

That's the real Smarty! ;)

Blue, stop being gay for smarty! He only has an eye for Marx!

[Dracorion]

Do not be alarmed, comrades!

I, Smarty McBarrelpants, am most certainly not a sentient alien virus.

All is well.

[krogothwolf]

Do not be alarmed, comrades!

I, Smarty McBarrelpants, am most certainly not a sentient alien virus.

All is well.

Not enough typos in that post, therefor you are not smarty! Plus you use far to many punctuation marks.

[Token]

Do not be alarmed, comrades!

I, Smarty McBarrelpants, am most certainly not a sentient alien virus.

All is well.

Don't be ridiculous. Clearly, you are Seil. So declare I, Smarty McBarrelpants!

[krogothwolf]

Don't be ridiculous. Clearly, you are Seil. So declare I, Smarty McBarrelpants!

Again, far to little typos and way to many punctuation marks. God you all suck and being smarty.

[POS Industries]

I'm only gay for Ghosts of Mars.

I mean it has Ice Cube wielding chrome-plated semiautomatics and everything! (http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9407/ghostsmars8.jpg)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The real Barrelpants would know that Marx is immortal, living on inside our hearts. Out, vile impostor!

The war is lost! Capitalism has defiled his grave and eaten his remains. Only in Bill Murray movies is their salvation and a remembrance of a cause once great.

[Loyal]

Smarty is a dirty commie.

We of the NPF troll each other with impunity and wouldn't have it any other way.

We ban people for being assholes then unban them because we missed having them around.

[krogothwolf]

You make us sound like a buncha stooges Loyal.

[Dracorion]

Not enough typos in that post, therefor you are not smarty! Plus you use far to many punctuation marks.

Cease your meaningless offenses and join the fold comrade!

Everyone gets cookies!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm only gay for Ghosts of Mars.

I mean it has Ice Cube wielding chrome-plated semiautomatics and everything! (http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9407/ghostsmars8.jpg)

Ghost of Mars has nothing on Ghost Dog and his roly poly belly. Tell me you wouldn't want to be cuddled by this:
http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa374/jmock2323/01340608-photo-ghost-dog.jpg

Again, far to little typos and way to many punctuation marks. God you all suck and being smarty.

Smarty as an exceptional scholar would never mess up trivial things... oh wait, I mean I wouldn't ever mess up such things in my wisdom and genius.

[krogothwolf]

Everyone gets cookies!

Fuck your cookies! I only want cupcakes!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Cupcakes are an illusory tiger conjured by your fetished hunger!

[Token]

The war is lost! Capitalism has defiled his grave and eaten his remains. Only in Bill Murray movies is their salvation and a remembrance of a cause once great.

My Marx is dead. He's gone. But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me! If you're gonna produce, spread it evenly throughout the land. No matter if the upper class is in my way, I won't stop! Once I've abolished classes, it means that I've won! Just who the hell do you think I am. I'm Smarty. I'm not my Marx. I'm me! Smarty McBarrelpants!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

My Marx is dead. He's gone. But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me! If you're gonna produce, spread it evenly throughout the land. No matter if the upper class is in my way, I won't stop! Once I've abolished classes, it means that I've won! Just who the hell do you think I am. I'm Smarty. I'm not my Marx. I'm me! Smarty McBarrelpants!

Who is SMB? A fictional safehouse for your repressed desires. I know who you secretely are. Let it out. Let out the beast with the shades, let out the master of the blades. There is a turtle inside, he can run but never hide.

[Loyal]

You make us sound like a buncha stooges Loyal.

[insert ThreeStoogesEyepoke.gif here]

[krogothwolf]

You know, multiple personality SMB is freakin hot!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

What the fuck is going on in here?? Fucking hell, somebody just shoot them all already!

[krogothwolf]

What the fuck is going on in here?? Fucking hell, somebody just shoot them all already!

I'm sure Mac want's to "shoot" them all!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

You know, multiple personality SMB is freakin hot!

Lacan would say that your creation of multiple illusionary fellows is indicitave of a disconnect between your own internalised desires andthose of the Big Other.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Who is SMB? A fictional safehouse for your repressed desires. I know who you secretely are. Let it out. Let out the beast with the shades, let out the master of the blades. There is a turtle inside, he can run but never hide.

If I didn't know better, I'd ask if you rang,
but even you ain't drunk enough to want this to hit the fan.
But you asked for the turtle, you referenced the shades,
Now R.H. is here, and you best be afraid.

[krogothwolf]

Lacan would say that your creation of multiple illusionary fellows is indicitave of a disconnect between your own internalised desires andthose of the Big Other.

I dunno what you just said, but your scientific mumbo jumbo is turning me on!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Hey turtle- rhyme is a crutch for those weak of verse. Go back to the sixteenth century!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

My god this thread gets worse with every, single, post! I didn't think that was possible, even for NPF. So I guess what I've learnt here is that you guys continue to amaze/utterly terrify me.

[krogothwolf]

My god this thread gets worse with every, single, post! I didn't think that was possible, even for NPF. So I guess what I've learnt here is that you guys continue to amaze/utterly terrify me.

Stop complaining! You know you love it!

[Dracorion]

I don't want to be Smarty anymore.

He's boring.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Well you smell!

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Hey turtle- rhyme is a crutch for those weak of verse. Go back to the sixteenth century!

Communism is a crutch for those small of penis.
Neener-neener-fuck you.

[Geminex]

Communism is a crutch for those small of penis.
Neener-neener-fuck you. .

Yo

We've been spending most our lives, living in a worker's paradise,
There's no free enterprise, living in a worker's paradise,
Government sets every prive, living in a woker's paradise,
Collective sacrifice, living in a worker's paradise!

[Token]

Yo

We've been spending most our lives, living in a worker's paradise,
There's no free enterprise, living in a worker's paradise,
Government sets every prive, living in a woker's paradise,
Collective sacrifice, living in a worker's paradise!

Small genitalia; Smarty's sad, sad life.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Why am I insulting myself!

[krogothwolf]

Gem, only the outcast loser of the family no one invites to the get together but shows up anyways and ends up causing everyone to leave within 20 minutes rhymes the same word 4 times.

[Token]

Why am I insulting myself!

Becuase you smell.

[krogothwolf]

Becuase you smell.

Like a dirty whore!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Hey now, that's a low blow. Ther'e nos showers under a bridge you know.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I would suggest bathing in the river, but then I remembered that you live downstream from the paper mill and toxic waste dump.

...You know what, do it anyways. It'd be an improvement.

[Geminex]

Gem, only the outcast loser of the family no one invites to the get together but shows up anyways and ends up causing everyone to leave within 20 minutes rhymes the same word 4 times.

Well, I am impersonating Smarty, so...

And how is it that we're only now coming to discussSmarty's my smell? I mean, it's not like it hasn't been obvious for the last few years already!

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Hey now, that's a low blow. Ther'e nos showers under a bridge you know.

Except golden showers, but I don't doubt that you know that,
That's how you make your livin', gettin' pissed on by proletariat.
Hey, could be worse, I guess you do keep it real.
But that don't change the fact that you smell worse than Seil.

[krogothwolf]

Well, I am impersonating Smarty, so...

And how is it that we're only now coming to discuss Smarty's smell? I mean, it's not like it hasn't been obvious for the last few years already!

Shit, even the real smarty isn't that bad Gem!

We're trying to improve his smell! He's giving dirty whores a bad name!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

GUys the child snatcher lives in the river.

[Token]

GUys the child snatcher lives in the river.

I don't care where you live, bathe!

[krogothwolf]

I don't care where you live, bathe!

Explains why it's a FAILED child snatcher.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I went in theriver once nad tripped over a bag of stolen kittens.

[krogothwolf]

I went in theriver once nad tripped over a bag of stolen kittens.

did you learn not to keep your dinner in the river then?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kittens don't have gills, numbnuts

[POS Industries]

All right, wearing those two beards got itchy.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

All right, wearing those two beards got itchy.

I find motor oil helps.

[krogothwolf]

I find motor oil helps.

soo...your own sweat?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

soo...your own sweat?

So, what we'll be calling on is good ol' fashion blunt force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time you hit him with a shot, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train. Yeah! Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!

hat's so crazy about standing toe to toe with someone saying "I am"?

Also I sweat the tears of theworking man, broke under the imboditable progress of the metal snake of railway progress! Which is quite like motor-oil. Also Rocky's fury

[Shyria Dracnoir]

DAMNIT, START MAKING SENSE, WOMAN!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

My lines make perfect sense if you are a literary sophisticate like me.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shyria's so dumb she makes turkeys drowning in the rain look like Greek scholars.

Wait...

[krogothwolf]

My lines make perfect sense if you are a dirty inbred hooker like me.

FTFY!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I wish I was around for the actual topic of this thread.

[Token]

It was fun while it lasted.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

FTFY!

Don't mock me because of my crippling physical disablements due to the traumatic circumstances of my birth. I didn't choose to be like this.Nobody will hire a deformed inbred, I have to do this- I need to to eat. It's all I can do.
AM I NOT A PERSON? DO I NOT I HAVE A SOUL?

I wish I was around for the actual topic of this thread.
Youse got to get on before old Papies Whiskey time ify ou want to leave threads with your virginity intact.

[Token]

AM I NOT A PERSON? DO I NOT I HAVE A SOUL?

No, and no.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Youse got to get on before old Papies Whiskey time ify ou want to leave threads with your virginity intact.

I think I understood 1/2 of this statement?

[Pip Boy]

Don't mock me because of my crippling physical disablements due to the traumatic circumstances of my birth. I didn't choose to be like this.Nobody will hire a deformed inbred, I have to do this- I need to to eat. It's all I can do.
AM I NOT A PERSON? DO I NOT I HAVE A SOUL?

The highlighted parts prove that this is the real smarty and not an impostor.

[krogothwolf]

The highlighted parts prove that this is the real smarty and not an impostor.

It also explains his goat lovin tendencies!

[Loyal]

Because we need a new punching bag, at least for a whileWe really don't.

[Fifthfiend]

Yeah.

It's kind of hard to tell but I've got a second beard on over my regular beard.

I don't remember Mesden wearing a beard.

[POS Industries]

I don't remember Mesden wearing a beard.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/foom4.png

This was pretty much the only evidence of it I could find.

[Darth SS]

For the love of...

Is Yoda-Dog back? Are we doing that again? God, this is the family with the worst in-jokes of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I hate all of you...

[krogothwolf]

For the love of...

Is Yoda-Dog back? Are we doing that again? God, this is the family with the worst in-jokes of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I hate all of you...

You're just still sad the crazy gay inbred whore of an uncle never molested you!

[Azisien]

You know, I think the only two things that pop immediately to mind after reading the OP are:

Blues has a tendency to take any topic and spin it into some programming project he has going on.

NonCon has a tendency to take any topic and spin it into some being gay project he has going on.

These have been my observations.

[Kim]

NonCon has a tendency to take any topic and spin it into some being gay project he has going on.

You talk as if the threads wouldn't go gay were it not for me. I didn't even post in this thread and it went gay.

[Fifthfiend]

Shut up, you're ruining my plan to blame you retroactively for COMCOL.

[Azisien]

You talk as if the threads wouldn't go gay were it not for me. I didn't even post in this thread and it went gay.

I fear your reach may be approaching Sauron/Dark One/Cthulhu levels of influence.

[Kim]

I fear your reach may be approaching Sauron/Dark One/Cthulhu levels of influence.

So...

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qtbus8.jpg

[krogothwolf]

That's fuckin creepy!

[POS Industries]

For the love of...

Is Yoda-Dog back? Are we doing that again? God, this is the family with the worst in-jokes of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I hate all of you...
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/yodadog.png

[Bob The Mercenary]

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/10/09/darth-vader-dog-costume_2263.jpg

[POS Industries]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/foom.png

[Bob The Mercenary]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg

[Aldurin]

My god this thread gets worse with every, single, post! I didn't think that was possible, even for NPF. So I guess what I've learnt here is that you guys continue to amaze/utterly terrify me.

We need an NPF tag for the truly unique threads, though no one will ever use it.

Kittens don't have gills, numbnuts

sigged

I wish I was around for the actual topic of this thread.

I wish I'd actually check each thread category instead of looking at the threads that were posted in last.

Seil has those times when he posts something that demands immediate unseeing.
All NPF admins are a myth. Mods are Artificial Intelligence.
NonCon turns to homosexuality-related posts to compensate the fact that women are repulsed by him in real life.
Blues is honest about himself being Blues, I can respect that.
Token doesn't update his Asshat stuff often enough.

[DarkDrgon]

From an outsiders perspective you all look so cool! like the kids smoking behind the bleachers during the game.

then when you join you realize, no, wait, why did I ever think this was a good idea, oh god save me.

[krogothwolf]

But Vader never fought Yoda :/

[Kim]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2942v61.png

[batgirl]

http://johnmichaelboling.com/artforgeorgelucas/wp-content/original/2009_09/yoda-cat.jpg

[Nique]

Hey! Mesden w/ a beard! I did that picture. Is that still floating around somewhere? What thread was that in?

[POS Industries]

Oh hey, you did make it, didn't you? For some reason I thought it was in the now-nonexistent RaiRO forums and therefore lost forever. I might be able to dig it up.

[Nique]

IIRC there was also a picture with a bow in her hair and then a word bubble with her cussing all of us out.

[POS Industries]

I remember that one but I couldn't find it. Got the original, though.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c123/Niqorasu/samevb8-1.jpg

[Magus]

One thing I've learned about NPF:

You are all wrong, I am always right.

[Nique]

Ah, memories.

[Aldurin]

One thing I've learned about NPF:

You are all wrong, I am always right.

No you're not, truth is an illusion, or as one medieval ninja put it.

Reality is an illusion, everything is permitted.

In other words, you cannot not be right as there is no right, and there is no wrong either consequently.

[bluestarultor]

No you're not, truth is an illusion, or as one medieval ninja put it.



In other words, you cannot not be right as there is no right, and there is no wrong either consequently.

Then he splattered his brains on an incredibly boring man's wall.

[krogothwolf]

Guys, I have a huge man love for you all.

Just wanted to let ya all know!

[Seil]

I had a big long post here, filled with quotes and junk, but then someone erased it all so now I'll just ramble.

Ah, memories.

Wait 'till I get going.

I'll always hate you guys for doin' this while I was at work. You're all terrible. And not just for this thread, for everything - the regular posts, the accounts, everything.

Im also totally dissapointed that the only thing people could coe up with for Seil is that "Seil is Seil?" C'mon, I woulda gone with "Seil is [.color=pink][/color.]

And krog, most of me 'typoes' are intentional. Like that 'me' I just put there. I totally use lotsa punctuation too.

And while we're on the subject, I wanna ask Phil about this:

Wait, Uncle Seil gets drunk?

...I don't even... wat? (Also, Seil gets sauced. I am a classy man and I will not have you slander me!)

HE IS AN ALIEN

I AM THE REAL BARRELPANTS

I am Spartacus!

Wait... shit.

Also, your pictures of Mesden are terrible. She looks like this:

http://thm-a03.yimg.com/nimage/069ddd4a19c0b484

[Pip Boy]

There's two things in that picture and either one of them could be Mesden.

[EVILNess]

I would like to say I have learned nothing of any real value during my time on this forum other than million ways to go off topic.

[bluestarultor]

Seil, you're about as patently yourself as I am patently me and Earl is patently Earl. Some things just defy classification.


Okay, maybe not me. I'm sure people have plenty of words for what they think of me. XD

[Shyria Dracnoir]

There's two things in that picture and either one of them could be Mesden.

No, the one on the right's far too good looking. Has to be the one on the left.

[POS Industries]

Also, your pictures of Mesden are terrible. She looks like this:

http://thm-a03.yimg.com/nimage/069ddd4a19c0b484
She hasn't looked like that in forever.

Everyone knows she's a 12-year-old blind earthbender.

[Fifthfiend]

Every time I read POS's new usertitle, I get disappointed that his avatar isn't that air monk holding up a comically huge blunt.

[bluestarultor]

No, the one on the right's far too good looking. Has to be the one on the left.

Our left or their left?

[phil_]

...I don't even... wat? (Also, Seil gets sauced. I am a classy man and I will not have you slander me!)Sauced is drunk. I used the search this thread feature to find my name. DON'T JUDGE ME!

[Amake]

We're about as dysfunctional as the game I played the other day:
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/immortalpictures/bugs3.jpg
(I just wanted an excuse to post that really.)

Not that a functional family wouldn't be scarier.

And I don't ruin jokes, I merely amplify them. Which increases their structural weaknesses to the breaking point. But those who show real strength survive. Wait, am I a fascist joke dictator?

[Seil]

Seil, you're about as patently yourself as Earl is patently Earl.

Do I even have to state how offended I am?

Sauced is drunk. I used the search this thread feature to find my name. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Too late!

Every time I read POS's new usertitle, I get disappointed that his avatar isn't that air monk holding up a comically huge blunt.

We can add that to the list.

[Hanuman]

Hmm....things to grieve about....well:

Yeah, I got nothing. Except for Lev. Every time we're in the same thread my mind wanders off into this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v110/Loneglade/doomreed.jpg?t=1287947024

Did I mention when we do the filming I'm going to be wearing a top hat with copper sprockets on it?

[Aldurin]

Do I even have to state how offended I am?

Now you're assuming that's necessarily a bad thing, people learn more when they at least investigate into their assumptions. You might be pleasantly surprised it's not a bad thing.

[Tev]

Did I mention when we do the filming I'm going to be wearing a top hat with copper sprockets on it?I will shoot you with my tesla-canon. :mad:

[Token]

I will shoot you with my tesla-canon. :mad:

Lev, why are you arguing with yourself? Stop taking Smarty's material!

[greed]

Now you're assuming that's necessarily a bad thing, people learn more when they at least investigate into their assumptions. You might be pleasantly surprised it's not a bad thing.


It is neither good nor bad. It is only Seil.

[Seil]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! or useless, whether you're a Trekkie or a Hitchhiker.

I have a problem with people tagging their posts "Seil" when they are not Seilposts.

[Pip Boy]

I agree. Seilposts are an art, and are not to be tarnished by association with this non-seilpost drivel!

[Magic_Marker]

Nobody here feels like being staying on topic, fine then:


Mac: The fact that nobody nickname's you Big Mac or Mac n' Cheese disturbs me.
Fifthfiend: I have no idea what your fecking avatar is.
Seil...You are Seil.
Pokesquad. This is all of you who like pokemon. It was cool for like two years, maybe 5. Seriously they are the same games over and over again and the cartoon was never good. Give it up.
Mods: I have never been banned or even gotten in trouble by you guys, thus proving that you are all inept.
NonCon: So it turns out you're gay. I had no idea.
Smarty Mcbarrelpants: Why would anyone want to be him? He looks like a philosopher hobo and likely smells like moldy cheese.
Magic_Marker: You get get locked out of your house on a Bi-weekly basis. You must be some kind of asshole.

[Lost in Time]

Guys, I have a huge man love for you all.

Just wanted to let ya all know!

Am I really ready to take it yet? I'm not sure. I trust you. Be kind.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

At first I was sorta sad that nobody had mentioned me, but reading through that was quickly replaced by an overwhelming joy that none of you have anything stupid to say about me.

[Kim]

Everything we'd say about you is already implied.

[Fifthfiend]

At first I was sorta sad that nobody had mentioned me, but reading through that was quickly replaced by an overwhelming joy that none of you have anything stupid to say about me.

The thread terminally derailed after like the seventh post.

Which really was for the best.

[Bard The 5th LW]

More accurately, the train was derailed, set on fire, ransacked, and then buried. The tracks were then dug up and ripped apart.

[Nique]

The thread terminally derailed after like the seventh post.


Yes but it actually goes on to further my point from the original post and the thread itself becomes a meta-post providing a larger commentary on how totally weird you all are.

[Pip Boy]

At first I was sorta sad that nobody had mentioned me, but reading through that was quickly replaced by an overwhelming joy that none of you have anything stupid to say about me.

Pfft, you're just jealous grthwlwhatthefucklms!

[Geminex]

Could I just ask to clarify, this great big dysfuctional family of ours, it is incestous, right? I mean, I'm pretty sure what with Noncon and Krylo and Token and Smarty and Noncon and Token and Noncon and Noncon (also, I'm pretty sure something's going on with Raptacular Haberdasher), but, y'know, best to make sure before I hit on my meta-brother or something and it turns out I wasn't supposed to.

[Fifthfiend]

Yes but it actually goes on to further my point from the original post and the thread itself becomes a meta-post providing a larger commentary on how totally weird you all are.

Yeah, you're the exception. You.

[Nique]

Yeah, you're the exception. You.

...


I'm a special snowflake :(

[Token]

Could I just ask to clarify, this great big dysfuctional family of ours, it is incestous, right? I mean, I'm pretty sure what with Noncon and Krylo and Token and Smarty and Noncon and Token and Noncon and Noncon (also, I'm pretty sure something's going on with Raptacular Haberdasher), but, y'know, best to make sure before I hit on my meta-brother or something and it turns out I wasn't supposed to.

R.H. and I have the most epic hatesex.

[Seil]

I'm a special snowflake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw&feature=related#t=1m16s

[Flarecobra]

Mac: The fact that nobody nickname's you Big Mac or Mac n' Cheese disturbs me.


Because he was known as Big Mac before he got small.

[McTahr]

Mods: I have never been banned or even gotten in trouble by you guys, thus proving that you are all inept.

The gloves are off!

[Dracorion]

R.H. and I have the most epic hatesex.

Whoa, whoa!

R.H. is exclusively Smarty's property for hatesex.

I mean, it's okay if you wanna have threesome fun, but R.H.xSmarty is one pairing you can't break up.

[krogothwolf]

Whoa, whoa!

R.H. is exclusively Smarty's property for hatesex.

I mean, it's okay if you wanna have threesome fun, but R.H.xSmarty is one pairing you can't break up.

I want to watch that shit! Somebody film it!

[Fifthfiend]

Fifthfiend: I have no idea what your fecking avatar is.

It's brave of you to be willing to admit this level of utter personal failure.

[Loyal]

grthwllms: Why do you hate vowels?

[Dracorion]

Fifthfiend: your avatar is dumb.

[Fifthfiend]

Fifthfiend: your avatar is dumb.

It's brave of you to be willing to admit this level of utter personal failure.

.

[Aldurin]

Don't worry, if they don't know about it then they don't deserve to live.

[POS Industries]

Don't worry, if they don't know about it then they don't deserve to live.
^

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll45/Shadow564/BunnyPancake.jpg

[krogothwolf]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll45/Shadow564/BunnyPancake.jpg

I wanna eat that bunny!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I wanna eat that bunny!

Pervert!

[bluestarultor]

Pervert!

Dude, he's a wolf. A classy wolf, but a wolf. That's what wolves do.

[McTahr]

It's brave of you to be willing to admit this level of utter personal failure.

The music alone should be selling them on knowing what it is. It did for me!

[Premmy]

This thread, unsurprising.

[krogothwolf]

Dude, he's a wolf. A classy wolf, but a wolf. That's what wolves do.

Damn right! Represent!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Dude, he's a wolf. A classy wolf, but a wolf. That's what wolves do.

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/kitten-care.jpg

[Premmy]

oh fuck YOU, Shyria

[Fifthfiend]

Man I am honestly gonna say I would personally prefer not to look at pictures of whole dead animals with their skins removed and eyes still in, in threads.

[krogothwolf]

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/kitten-care.jpg

I'm hungry now

[POS Industries]

Man I am honestly gonna say I would personally prefer not to look at pictures of whole dead animals with their skins removed and eyes still in, in threads.
And now you won't have to.

Hey Shyria: Don't do that anymore.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

My bad, I wasn't thinking.

Will a plate of bacon-dogs provide ammends?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f26/nikiibikes/Food%20Porn/PA170237.jpg

[krogothwolf]

Really hungry now :/

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Well I ain't feeding you. You'll start to lose your fear of humans and start mauling the ranchers and tourists again.

[krogothwolf]

Well I ain't feeding you. You'll start to lose your fear of humans and start mauling the ranchers and tourists again.

I fail to see the problem with that!

[Nique]

Are you... in touch with the ground ?
You're on the hunt ...
Scent and a sound, you're lost and you're found
And you're hungry like the wolf?

Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf.

[Thadius]

What have I learned about this little community?

Firstly, you all couldn't stay on topic if Existence depended upon it. Every thread has a critical derail somewhere, it's just a matter of the thread surviving long enough to get there.

Secondly, even by MY standards, y'all are nuts. It's why I take breaks from you lot every so often. Too much NPF and I get those ol' pyromanical urges again.

Third, compared to all the other places I frequent, you guys are the nicest. Not saying a whole lot, but at least you give people that offend you a chance to explain themselves before you do horrible unspeakable things in the name of vengeance.

[Nique]

Something I noticed about myself... Pretty sure the last time I broke out into song it was directed at krogothwolf that time too.

[Seil]

I leave for five minutes to get some booze and you guys post disturbing pics. Has Seil taught you nothing?!

I need to link you peoples (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g12Pob3vTxQ) to something wholesome! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ruDo5nxIuk)

[krogothwolf]

Something I noticed about myself... Pretty sure the last time I broke out into song it was directed at krogothwolf that time too.

Probably, I do that to people!

[Token]

Whoa, whoa!

R.H. is exclusively Smarty's property for hatesex.

I mean, it's okay if you wanna have threesome fun, but R.H.xSmarty is one pairing you can't break up.

He was mine first.

I want to watch that shit! Somebody film it!

I can't even count how many ways this disturbs me.

[POS Industries]

What have I learned about this little community?

Firstly, you all couldn't stay on topic if Existence depended upon it. Every thread has a critical derail somewhere, it's just a matter of the thread surviving long enough to get there.

Secondly, even by MY standards, y'all are nuts. It's why I take breaks from you lot every so often. Too much NPF and I get those ol' pyromanical urges again.

Third, compared to all the other places I frequent, you guys are the nicest. Not saying a whole lot, but at least you give people that offend you a chance to explain themselves before you do horrible unspeakable things in the name of vengeance.
Also you know you love my milotic. You're his special friend!

[krogothwolf]

I can't even count how many ways this disturbs me.

What. You wouldn't watch?

[Hatake Kakashi]

Oh, he'd watch. He'd totally watch.

And fap.

[Thadius]

Also you know you love my milotic. You're his special friend!

I was unaware today was opposite day. Shit, does this mean I'm actually a nice guy?!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I was unaware today was opposite day. Shit, does this mean I'm actually a nice guy?!

Well, if that's true then I declare you a fantastic human being!

[Thadius]

No no no, wait, I can fix this.

Yes POS I do love your Milotic.

I love to kill it.

There, I am now free to be a horrible person again because clearly it wasn't opposite day and POS was right.

[POS Industries]

I love to kill it.
Haha yeah, that one time was pretty great.

Didn't I end up burning down the rest of your team with my houndoom immediately afterward? Good times!

EDIT: =D

EDIT EDIT: =DDDDDDDDD

[Thadius]

This is why I have made it my cause to make a team that can kill your Milotic AND the Houndoom. Maybe I'll even see the mysterious other four members of your team!

[POS Industries]

They're the masterminds pulling all the strings!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I was unaware today was opposite day. Shit, does this mean I'm actually a nice guy?!

Aw, cmon, you're not so bad ;) in bed at least

[synkr0nized]

"Dysfunctional", is it?

I suppose now's as good a time as any to take off the belt and whip the lot of you.