I Will Match You To A Comic/Youtube Video/LOLCAT

[Seil]

So a bit ago, I had the idea to match people with webcomics - in the Bacon thread (well, one of them, anyway) I matched BHS with this:

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-06-18.jpg

(Though now I'd probably go for a man wearing a beret on top of a Soviet hat - one of those Russian ones, with the earflaps.)

And Fifth with this:

http://friendlyhostility.com/comics/20080324.png

(This was back when I coulda changed it to "I like being a pain in the ass. Being a Mod enables this.")

And I guess I'll throw one in for Shiney and Rai:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/Misc/08-19-03.gif

So if you people wanna get matched to a comic or whatever, all you've gotta do is throw me one of your posts which you think best defines you, or one that you just wanna see me match.

[DarkDrgon]

sure, why not?
From an outsiders perspective you all look so cool! like the kids smoking behind the bleachers during the game.

then when you join you realize, no, wait, why did I ever think this was a good idea, oh god save me.

from here (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1082866#post1082866)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Hurt me if you can.

This is the post.

EDIT: Honestly my most stupidest bestest posts all require some context, probably, maybe. I'll look for another five minutes, but not all day, all right?

EDIT2: Okay, not one of my best, but still...
I MAY give the little kids who play this Halloween game they've seen in the television programs from the Americas some sweets instead of yelling at them to get off my lawn.

On the other hand, I could do a good deed to myself and eat those nice treats myself.

Choices.

I could also tell them it's a heathen feast and wear a goat's head and otherwise be naked or something. Should be fun. But no, that's too much in the spirit of what they'd expect. I'll just tell them off my property with my grumpy old man voice like usual.

EDIT3: Actually, it's the entirety of this post including the quote.

EDIT4: What?

EDIT5: Seriously, I'm not cool enough to have my own catch phrase or something. I used to be, but not anymore.

EDIT6: Behold my incomprehensible logic, for I am insanity and genius combined!

[Shin Amakiir]

*burrrp*

[akaSM]

I'm in ^_^

It's all fun until someone gets rammed by a charger and pummeled in the fire >_>...then it's all fun again ^_^

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'd like to see just what you come up with for me.

[BitVyper]

Fuck yes.

[Seil]

Dark Dragon:

From an outsiders perspective you all look so cool! like the kids smoking behind the bleachers during the game.

then when you join you realize, no, wait, why did I ever think this was a good idea, oh god save me.

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215523995_zggWY-L-2.jpg

You're hanging out with the cool kids now!

InsaneGenius:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/issue277.jpg

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't look at your quote. I just saw that you had, like, five edits, and thought "That seems like a giant-lizard ridin' dude."

Shin:

http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/images/shin_splints.gif

Here you go.

A Chasm:

It's all fun until someone gets rammed by a charger and pummeled in the fire >_>...then it's all fun again

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/able1028.gif

Pyropractor. Ha!

Shyria:
I'm gonna go with "I need a quote." 'Cause all the ones that are coming to mind are too much "Dracor" and not enough "Shyria."

Bit:
Okay, the next person who comes in without a quote gets a comic about erectile dysfunction.

(You know I have one.)

[Fenris]

. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1029003#post1029003)

. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1032347#post1032347)

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Try me, Mr. Broseph Stalin.

[POS Industries]

Once again, to clarify, you need to link to a post for him to work with.

Like this! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=940170&postcount=34)

[BitVyper]

If you wanted a quote you should have damn well put that at the top of your post, not the ass end. It's like you actually expect me to read the things you say. Sorry. I shoulda read more carefully.

What the hell, Snake? Did I not provide you with a positively foolproof method for picking up girls in Germany? You should be swimming in beautiful German stalkers by now. How did you fuck it up?

Anyway, if you absolutely must have this woman, without further information, I know of only one particular blind spots in the human barista's defenses. You must find the legendary Bloodwood, said in myth to be hidden in the rainforests of Brazil, beyond the reach of man's world. Adventurers have spent years wandering the jungles only to return empty handed, if they returned at all, but it is said that an old Aztec witch knows the secret paths, and I'm pretty sure she's listed on Google maps, but I can't spell her name. Anyway, you need to find the mightiest of the Bloodwood trees and take some of its sap in exchange for a bit of your own blood splashed on its roots (lest the forest close around and trap you forever). Distill the sap into a perfume and wear when next you meet your barista, and she will be helpless against your charms.

Failing that, you could simply overpower her senses with the well documented abilities of the Three Wolf Moon. But beware its power. Many have worn the shirt, seduced by the (very true) stories of its properties, but few ever imagined how dangerously subversive its power could be. Brimming with raw masculinity, they found themselves spent out, wasted away within weeks or even days. Yet still they invoked it until at last there was nothing left of them. You may have the recklessness to put the Three Wolf Moon on, but will you have the will to take it off?

Failing THAT, just tell her you're friends with BitVyper. All baristas owe me their fealty.

[Seil]

Try me, Mr. Broseph Stalin.

Erectile Dysfunction it is!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/03-06-05.jpg

So now Fenris gets two for the price of one!

Mine's because I don't like you.

Everybody remember's Recess, right? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQg47epyuI0)

Dear Loser, [Brian]~~~~!!!!!
I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you .People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert I dumped you cause you were thnking that I cheated on you i didn't so like that you guys are and so marty that you are you called me a slut.I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because I guess werent man enough to tell me it in my face!I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRs old hates you to and dont even know what you did and it always blocking your chair.haha!I went out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again I didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think I like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to who I like or who Iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loser!I hate you and I know you but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid freinds say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo ugly and fat !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that i loooooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOO

Well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU
__________________

Let's see if I have anything in a messy angst-ridden, homo-erotically charged break-up. I do! But I'll post something funny, too.

Something not funny. (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/20030114.jpg)
QC is funny. (http://questionablecontent.net/comics/1772.png)

[Satan's Onion]

Okay, you can (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=845262#post845262) work your magic (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=992453#post992453) on any of these (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=967213#post967213) that take your fancy (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1083379#post1083379) (which means that no, you don't have to do them all). Surprise me!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't look at your quote. I just saw that you had, like, five edits, and thought "That seems like a giant-lizard ridin' dude."

That was the point of all the edits. Well done. It was meant to make you focus on the "insane" part of my handle. But I rarely show anything that would make you believe I'm a genius anyway.
Though, we didn't even get into non-linear editing (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1078234&postcount=180) yet. (No, I don't expect you to match that up to something)

[Aldurin]

I have no single post that sums up myself, all I can give is quotes of other people trying to scientifically analyze me.

Don't think too hard about posts EvilEarl made. I wouldn't go as far as saying they are completely devoid of any logic, sometimes they make some sense, but his mind certainly doesn't use a logic that makes much sense in our universe. It's best to just discard an EE post that isn't very clear to you at first glance as a fun little interlude between two posts.

No, seriously though, I do not think anyone here could be Evilearl except for Evilearl,, because just as nobody can emulate Seil the way Seil does, EE is an entity in and of himself and nobody and I mean nobody could be as evilearl as evilearl even if they tried really hard and had, like, a 7-year apprenticeship in making Earlposts because goddammit, have you read what he writes he is either genuine and unique and comes from the bottom of his shrivelled-up heart or he is the best fucking actor on the planet.

I mean, Fifth is unique as well, but Earl has a distinctive signature of... well, of earl-ness. Not a very good signature, more the kind shaky X that you find on the bottom of documents signed by illiterate drunks during an earthquake, but a signature nonetheless!
Sorta like Foul Ole Ron, only instead of smell, it's really interesting posts.

That is to say, unmistakable, unique, and it'd show through no matter what he called himself.

EDIT: If one of the ladies here didn't provide a quote, would you do the same thing to them too?

[Seil]

Once again, to clarify, you need to link to a post for him to work with.

Y'know, I already posted that Family Guy clip for this one, but I guess I can...

KABLAM! (http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=317)

I was actually kinda hopin' you'd go for this quote, (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=844934&postcount=40) though.

EDIT: Just so I could use this comic:

http://www.zotzelectrical.com/C&H%20relativity.gif

If you wanted a quote you should have damn well put that at the top of your post, not the ass end. It's like you actually expect me to read the things you say.

Well, I guess we're talking about baristas (http://www.butternutsquash.net/2003/04/23/coffee/) now, but let's go for something more... travel-worn:

In retrospect, this is what SS should've done. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AWbT5_XGCw&feature=related)

As for Mr. Onion, let's go with...

But...but...without Serious Science Research Studies of Science like this one, however shall we reassure ourselves that men are all like this and do things this way, and women are all like that and do things a totally opposite and different way? The classic family sitcom as we know it might die out completely without this vital information!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S2X__U-SA4w/SPZj8aUh-GI/AAAAAAAAAgM/CSseoPT9ppw/s400/463px-Rosie_the_Riveter.jpg

Okay, okay. Let's go with... lesse here:

Also, because I fucking well can, I ought to remind all the other Whovians here that Rose Tyler almost destroyed Earth with her own impulsive stupidity in "Father's Day" but got away with it because of her highly convenient daddy angst. Anyway, what the fuck would a hyperintelligent Time Lord see in a nineteen-year-old chav whose only special abilities amount to "Russell T. Davies' Overweening Affection" and "Tight Union Jack T-Shirt"? Sweet and sour Jesus Horatio Christ with bagels and a creamy nougat center, that woman was so useless.

So Rose... what, got trapped in a burning room, fixed a Dalek accidentally, toured WWII stricken England via barrage balloon, convinced the Doctor to take on whatsisface who nearly ruins everything during that Hyper... Jagrafess... thing episode.... And this was all in the first season.

Though she isn't entirely useless in the end. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0Nxv6r4lw) (Spoiler for Season 1 Doctor Who) Even though there are much better companions about. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4dUQgIaXGg)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Hmm. Hard to come up with something considering most of my defining posts come in comic form. If I had to pick something, maybe this first post in the Avatar request thread I made a few months ago (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1071337&postcount=1), or the first quote in my signature:
I think the NPF is the only place where you can go from a guy wearing a croccodile for pants to discussing unrealistic depections of the social services in Pokemon. In the same thread.

[Seil]

Alright, I gotta get to work. Back in a few hours to do Mr. Whatsisface, Whosits and that person who posted that thing that one time.

[Terisse]

Something Like This. (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1066441&postcount=26) Or Maybe Like This. (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1088273&postcount=64) It's up to you, I don't have many... interesting posts.

[Bells]

Seil Mah Boi... aim and blast. Just pick any post or thread you feel like it, make it count!

[Seil]

I think the NPF is the only place where you can go from a guy wearing a croccodile for pants to discussing unrealistic depections of the social services in Pokemon. In the same thread.

And we're off to a flying start:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/drmcninjanormal.jpg

Literally! (Good luck following the train of there!) Oh, you want an actual comic? Okay, fine, whatever.

It is a sad fact of this modern age that many denizens of our glorious realm of the NPF can be described at best as unfashionable, and at worst as smelly, snotnosed wastrels unfit to brush whatever remains of their teeth with His Lordship's toilet brush.

Have a silly dragon comic about fashion:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/011212.jpg

Here's surprise one for DFM:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/20070429-1.gif
(http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=Nocturnal-devil%20comics&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=834)

(You're supposed to click on it.)

Winter... wear? I don't usually need anything remotely warm until it hits about 5 C or lower. And in cases of heavy rain/snow/wind, I've got my leather coat, leather gloves, surplus army boots and some thick jeans. Usually, I'll just be wearing the same thing from 35 C down to 5 C. But that's because I'm built for climates like northern Europe, not northern Georgia.

I'll winter wear you where it hurts!

http://cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/966505441c1449uyk2ka2c430574.jpg

I have no single post that sums up myself, all I can give is quotes of other people trying to scientifically analyze me.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/2010-05-13-beartato-amnesia.gif

Okay, so what was it I was saying? Oh yeah - pick one of your own quotes.

Seil Mah Boi... aim and blast. Just pick any post or thread you feel like it, make it count!
Oh please..... (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1019840&postcount=38) i had to search for was "Samus" and i got Bikini Samus, Zombie samus and Zelda Making out with Samus while peach watches within the first 5 pages.


So I was gonna look for this one...

On my own...

A little later....

But I'll go with this quote. (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1026217#post1026217)

I'm looking solely at the thread title, and I cannot imagine you with any other face than this:

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1087535149_PNScU-L.jpg

Let's go with Fenris again, 'cause the other ones didn't do him Justice. Maybe he can help me figure out if this one's better for Blues or Nikose:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/computational_linguists.png

Take THAT, you talented computer people.

Mine's because I don't like you.

Yeah... Being a Mod is kinda like working in customer service, I guess. (http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/card2711.jpg) Except you don't actually get paid. So it's like regular customer service, but worse.

Dear Loser, [Brian]~~~~!!!!!

I think it's country western sing-a-long time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8) (It gets funnier if you imagine Fenris in a blonde wig and Brian as... dude in a country western music video.)

Who'd I miss?

[Seil]

Okay, Earl, never mind the quote. This just reminds me of you for some reason. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnt8kWLwxU)

[Torque]

Hit me! (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1065392&postcount=154)

[Seil]

Okay Torque, let's see what's behind door number one!

http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/df5c5a6a272f-xl.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/product/924)

Oh, it's Mauve Mage. Never mind.

You're just pissed because you're Canada's underwear.
And you're not even like... NICE underwear... you're like... like, Granny panties or some shit.

Okay, okay. Let's see here. Canada....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/canada.png (http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/captain-canada.gif)

[phil_]

Ok, I'm not sure if I want to use this one (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=953228#post953228), because it illustrates how I like to call people dumb for not noticing tiny details in huge info dumps (and it's from an RP about magical girls), or this one (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=881644#post881644), 'cause I like making animated gifs.

I leave it up to you.

[Seil]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9374/philscreammt0.gif

http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2010-07-03.gif

C'mon, give me a real quote.

Also, any one unhappy with theirs and wanna swap?

[Aldurin]

That doesn't ring with me. I'll provide a quote once I get the search function to cooperate, apparently some of my good work wasn't in my last 500 posts so I have to dig the the graveyard to find something good.

[Jagos]

I have no quotes.

[Amake]

Rather than a post, have a whole thread about me (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=37833).

[Seil]

But I already found a picture for that thread, IQ:

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/11500/Invisible-Queen--11859.jpg

Phil! Phil, I have it!

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9374/philscreammt0.gif

It's at the 0:15 mark. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54&feature=related)

[Marc v4.0]

Wind that shit up and throw it at my head (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1090077&postcount=32)

[Thadius]

You know what I'm going to MAKE a post here so that you can match me to what you see fit. Because I'm pretty sure that if I were to look for one right now, I wouldn't find one to my liking. Just...Avatar RP posts, posts about me teasing Mac, posts about my opinions about several unimportant things, and assorted sprite comics. So here we go:

Madness is all relative. It's a state of mind as judged by others. The same can be said of 'Good' and 'Evil.' Oh, clearly there are lines! But from culture to culture, religion to religion, and person to person, it varies. There is no one definition that we can count on for ever and ever. For example, my habit of talking to myself would probably be seen as witchcraft in the days of the colonies. And yet in this day and age it's mostly normal. So how do I know that one day the madness I have seen will never be put in a frame of reference that will make it make sense to man?

Simple.

The madness I have seen has no frames. There is nothing you could use in reference to it that would make it more appropriate for you to comprehend. Mainly because it is Nothing and Everything. All and Naught. The Void Eternal and That Which Fills It. It Is, simple as that. I sought answers, and they found me.

So if sometimes I tYpE a LiTtLe FuNnY, don't worry. It's just what's left of my sanity cracking after contemplating All That Is.

...I freakin' DARE YOU, Seil.

[Seil]

Well, Thad, the smart thing to do would be to grab something from XKCD. But I'm not that smart. So what am I gonna do?

Hell. I'll figure it out when I get home.

[Fifthfiend]

Well, Thad, the smart thing to do would be to grab something from XKCD.

This is never the smart thing to do.

Posting here because it's only fair to subject myself to the sort of jackassery I routinely induce other people to let me inflict on them.

[Kim]

I want to see what you come up with but I'm too lazy to find a post that truly represents who I am as a poster. Have I ever made a post where I am hitting on a male forum member and being a tremendous asshole at the same time?

[Krylo]

I want to see what you come up with but I'm too lazy to find a post that truly represents who I am as a poster. Have I ever made a post where I am hitting on a male forum member and being a tremendous asshole at the same time?

I thought that was all of your posts?

[Kim]

I thought that was all of your posts?

Oh! Snap!

Clearly I am a tsundere.

[Fifthfiend]

And Fifth with this:

http://friendlyhostility.com/comics/20080324.png

N/M, didn't realize you'd done me.

It actually sort-of fits. Like if I ran a newspaper, it would be basically all pirate stories.

[Seil]

N/M, didn't realize you'd done me.

It actually sort-of fits. Like if I ran a newspaper, it would be basically all pirate stories.

Your new pic was gonna be something like this:

http://scrawlfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/glados.gif

While Marc got something endlessly repeating.

Wind that shit up and throw it at my head

This. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/414/head+vs+waterballoon/)

[Marc v4.0]

Cool and refreshing. Fuck yeah.

[Seil]

Okay, now that school's all over and done with, this semester's over, I can give Thad a philosophical comic about rice cookers:

Madness is all relative. It's a state of mind as judged by others. The same can be said of 'Good' and 'Evil.' Oh, clearly there are lines! But from culture to culture, religion to religion, and person to person, it varies. There is no one definition that we can count on for ever and ever. For example, my habit of talking to myself would probably be seen as witchcraft in the days of the colonies. And yet in this day and age it's mostly normal. So how do I know that one day the madness I have seen will never be put in a frame of reference that will make it make sense to man?

Two (http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/144/l_78b15b9aef564e768459c8c225caf0d2.jpg) for the price of one. (http://www.angriestricecooker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/arcdc62.png)

...Okay, not (entirely) my fault, NC, but I've found one that's hideously offensive. It just happened to be in my archived stuff as I was looking at stuff so if you want to see it just post here. But you've been warned. And since the RaiRO forums are gone, I have to find a pic of Alden.

[Kim]

Post it.

[Seil]

Totally and in every single sense of the word, offensive:

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1702/original/fairy.jpg?1262756236

Alden, the Pink Paladin.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/RaiRO/screenRaiRO119.jpg

[Kim]

I've seen that before. What's that from?

[Flarecobra]

Ragnarok Online.

[Kim]

I meant the comic. Unless there's a Ragnarok Online comic?

[Flarecobra]

I posted it in the Funny Pics area a while back.

And there is.

[Seil]

I posted it in the Funny Pics area a while back.

And there is.

I think I should have a jib or a quote ready for why I saved this, but I got nothin'. Wait, I could do that Lindsey Lohan Robot Chicken Highlander sketch where Lindsey gains the powers of the Quickening and says "I know everything! I am everything!" but... naw. NC, here:

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/parasyte.jpg

[Pip Boy]

Hello Seil.

What've you got for me?

[Seil]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/2/23/01_Vault_101_Citizenship_Award.png

Without a quote, that's all I can do.

[Pip Boy]

I slave night and day to inject you people with some good old fashioned homicidal rage and this is all you've got? C'mon, show me some crazy.

[Seil]

See crazy I have.

Just need to figure out what kinda crazy you deserve.

[Krylo]

This kind:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/krylo/340x.jpg

[Pip Boy]

That's what I'm talkin' about!

[Geminex]

Hmm... can't find a very concise quote. Still show me what you've got. If it turns out to be entirely unsatisfactory, I can always dig something up.

[Pip Boy]

Without a quote, that's all I can do.

I slave night and day to inject you people with some good old fashioned homicidal rage and this is all you've got? C'mon, show me some crazy.

Ironically, if this thread were to happen all over again, this post actually is the one I'd use to describe myself.

[Seil]

Ironically, if this thread were to happen all over again, this post actually is the one I'd use to describe myself.

Keep talking like that, boy, and I'll Frank Grimes you some... wait, what's that? I guess Mr. Pip is save by my memory talking to me. Be glad you're geting a Zim bit, here, boy:

I am Zim! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haxEM1Xp6No#t=5m27s)

Hmm... can't find a very concise quote. Still show me what you've got. If it turns out to be entirely unsatisfactory, I can always dig something up.

Without any context, all I can remember is your name: Geminex. Gem-i-nex.

Hmmmm.....

What else rhymes with -ex? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmllxpDKJbI)

[Terisse]

Hit me again, Seil.

Fallout 3: Makes the NPCs talk like real people. Not just stare at you. I mean, the voice acting is pretty good, but sometimes the voices just do not match what you think of the NPC or what they act like most of the time. It's annoying and makes me want to turn them into green goop with my plasma rifle.

[Aldurin]

I FINALLY HAVE IT!! THE QUOTE TO ACTUALLY DESCRIBE ME AND PREPARE YOU FOR AN IMAGE REFUND!!

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/becangry.gif

[synkr0nized]

Alden, the Pink Paladin.

With RO, they're kind of all pink...

[Seil]

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/becangry.gif

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/5/0/36550.jpg?v=1

[Aldurin]

Wait, so am I Garfield or Odie in your eyes?

[Seil]

You're just a figment of out imagination. (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/)

[Aldurin]

Sure, stay in your happy place, but that will only protect you for so long.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Why not, I'll bite.

[Seil]

Kyanbu The Legend

http://www.hotoffthepressonline.com/prodimg/man-legend.jpg

[Tev]

Sure, why not? I've waited long enough.

[Jagos]

Ok, now I'm interested in my fortune...

[Seil]

Pick a quote, any quote.

[Tev]

Pick a quote, any quote.Yeah, I got nothing. Quotes really aren't things I keep on hand. That being said; I am a goddamn Tevosaurus Rex and you will placate me by dangling a shiny internet meme before my glassy eyes because I am the lizard king. Now do it! :mad:

[Aldurin]

Yeah, I got nothing. Quotes really aren't things I keep on hand. That being said; I'll just go with an erectile disfunction one.

You heard him, let him have it!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

http://www.hotoffthepressonline.com/prodimg/man-legend.jpg

I approve of this.

[Jagos]

Pick a quote, any quote.

Best quote is my sig. Viva la Resistance!

[Si Civa]

Slap my face darling so I can see how things really are. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1089970&postcount=18)

[Seil]

Slap my face darling so I can see how things really are.

"It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced!" (http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php)

[Pip Boy]

What the fuck Seil.

What the fuck.

[Seil]

Lyric from an Alanis Morisette song!

[Si Civa]

But, but, but, but that's not my quote at all! It's just something I said!

I'm not that feminine, you man!

[Jagos]

The man purse says otherwise.

[Si Civa]

To be as fabulous man as I am, you need to have purse to keep your shoes in because you never know when you want to change your look, sir. :|

[Seil]

Yeah, I got nothing. Quotes really aren't things I keep on hand. That being said; I am a goddamn Tevosaurus Rex and you will placate me by dangling a shiny internet meme before my glassy eyes because I am the lizard king. Now do it!

I thought first to go with an actual velociraptor (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dDdVKs39DDk/ScVryk5bS9I/AAAAAAAAAKQ/omhVRWmhz7U/s400/Velociraptor+sketch.jpg), but then I settled on this (http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=400&uid=2001453805).

Best quote is my sig. Viva la Resistance!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__1OzjxCtHZI/SG4d49KNoJI/AAAAAAAAB-c/IPhdqE4Qmss/s400/che_burashka.gif

To be as fabulous man as I am, you need to have purse to keep your shoes in because you never know when you want to change your look, sir. :|

Mister, I'll make a man out of you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64)