Putdowns you would use if you were a character in an 80s synidcated cartoon series

[Fifthfiend]

"Well if it isn't the gruesome twosome!"

[Donomni]

"Loooooooosssssssseeeeeeerrrrrrr!"

I mean, that's just about every jock in an 80s cartoon, ever.

[walkertexasdruid]

Take that, Decepti-Creeps!

[EVILNess]

I wait impatiently for the day when I meet a rogue diplomat who tries to use his diplomatic immunity to commit terrible crimes so I can shoot him while he flees the country while yelling...

IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED!

[Token]

Take that, Decepti-Creeps!

You're going down, Auto-Bite!

[Raiden]

This drink is Cosmichronic.

[Torque]

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me Princess!

[rpgdemon]

See you later, Slowmos!

Also, the response to: "Well if it isn't the gruesome twosome!"

"Flattery will get you nowhere."

[BitVyper]

Flunkfiend
Dumb-ni
Broken

[Geminex]

Smell ya later!

Also,

If you love that avatar so much, why don't you marry it?

Plus, "Four-eyes" is always good.

[Premmy]

Flunkfiend
Dumb-ni
Broken

WalkertexasSTUPID
ROIDen
Porque
RPGDUMBEN
BigfatVyper
Germinex

Edit:
Evil-less

[Krylo]

I think BitchVyper might be a little extreme for an 80s syndicated cartoon series, Premidork.

[Premmy]

You might be right, Kryloser

[BitVyper]

Oh come on, guys, mine is so obviously ButtVyper.

Edit: or BitBlunder

[Premmy]

I just wanted to call you a bitch, honestly.

[Torque]

Porque?! Are you calling me fat? Well I'm rubber, and you're glue. You know the rest!

[Fifthfiend]

Flunkfiend
Dumb-ni
Broken

Vype I am disappointed, you of all people should know that insulting versions of someones name may indeed make for the vital component of a first-rate putdown but do not, themselves, a putdown make.

[Kim]

Indeed. You at least have to use them in a sentence, and preferably imply that they are going to do something stupid in the immediate future.

[Premmy]

Premmy Style:
Noncunt
PG Style/eighties:
noncorny
Noncoward
Non-Complete loser

[Torque]

How about, Noncompoop? As in, you're so stupid, Noncompoop! So stupid, in fact, that I believe you will do something very stupid in the near to immediate future.
Because you are stupid
You Noncompoop

[Premmy]

It has poop in it, I approve, the rest? not so much.

[Torque]

It has poop in it, I approve, the rest? not so much.

Pfft! I don't need your approval. What are you my dad? WHY DO YOU NEVER COME TO MY LITTLE LEAGUE GAMES?!

[Kim]

Premmy Style:
Noncunt
PG Style/eighties:
noncorny
Noncoward
Non-Complete loser

These all sound like compliments.

EDIT: My main problem with Noncompoop is that it sounds like too long a word to be used for the sort of character we're trying to portray saying it.

[BitVyper]

Vype I am disappointed, you of all people should know that insulting versions of someones name may indeed make for the vital component of a first-rate putdown but do not, themselves, a putdown make.

Witless fools, do I have to do EVERYTHING for you!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1sIKRYGX9A&feature=related)

[Premmy]

These all sound like compliments.

EDIT: My main problem with Noncompoop is that it sounds like too long a word to be used for the sort of character we're trying to portray saying it.

That's what happens when you use the non prefix,
here:
Dongcon
Wrongcon
Schlongcon

[Torque]

EDIT: My main problem with Noncompoop is that it sounds like too long a word to be used for the sort of character we're trying to portray saying it.

Nonsense, (See what I did there?) nincompoop could totally be used in 80's cartoons. Not to mention other such long winded insults such as "decepti-creeps", as previously mention, which uses at LEAST 4 syllables.

[Premmy]

part of it is it needs to not be obvious and use childish/simple words.

[Kim]

That's what happens when you use the non prefix,
here:
Dongcon
Wrongcon
Schlongcon

Thank you.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I haven't had the joy of watching 80s cartoons in English so instead of trying too hard to be witty as always I'll not even try. Ahem....

SEE YOU LATOR, ALLIGATHOR!!!

For a cartoon featuring Thor, geddit?

[Nique]

Putdowns you would use if you were a character in an 80s synidcated cartoon series

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse, meeeeeeee...."

And then you follow it up with something accurate but still laced with sarcasm.


-Princess
-Your Highness
-Mr./Mrs./Ms. (jerkwad, jerkface, know-it-all, brainiac, Einstein, et al. ...really anything to do with intelligence. The 'Einstein' one works really good in a cartoon that takes place in another dimension or in some fantasy-version of the distant past.)


Now, if you're a cartoon villain, you're going to go with more direct insults.


-You muscle-bound buffoon!
-You imbecile!
-We should call you (Some spin on the characters name that insinuates they are stupid, wimpy, weak, ugly, etc)
-(something) Brain! (Something good be literally anything. Seriously, pick any noun.)

[Torque]

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse, meeeeeeee...."






Well, excuuuuuuuuse me Princess!
Beatcha to it, Sucka!

[Mr.Bookworm]

Beatcha to it, Sucka!Well, excuuuuuuuuse me Princess!

FTFY

[Torque]

Beatcha to it, Sucka!
FTFY

I'll fix you!

[Seil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7wVEAgVPi8&feature=related

Do I have to find a youtube clip for everything around here?

[POS Industries]

Flunkfiend
Dumb-ni
Broken
WalkertexasSTUPID
ROIDen
Porque
RPGDUMBEN
BigfatVyper
Germinex

Edit:
Evil-less
Dongcon
Wrongcon
Schlongcon
Whew, good thing there's nothing in my name that could be used insultingly!

[Premmy]

POS Indistupid

[POS Industries]

POS Indistupid
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/alvin.jpg

[mauve]

POS Indistupid
I dunno. POS Indumbstries sounds more eighties-supervillain-insultish.

[Loyal]

It doesn't really roll off the tongue, though.

[Nique]

You got that right!

[Premmy]

Slowve Mage
Loseral
No-Nique
in-LAME Genius

[Amake]

LARGE Mage. walkertexasdunce. Forque. Invisible QUEER.

That's all I've got that wasn't taken. :I

[Torque]

Forque.



HA!

[Magus]

"Pssh, I know why your momma's so strong! She spent her whole life raisin' dumbbells like you!"

--For the inevitable episode where the hero fights the villain's mother (who is stronger than them) aka The Grendel's Mother