Which magical fairyland kingdom would you go to

[Fifthfiend]

Discussion limited to magic kingdoms which in-story can be visited from the 'real' world. Magical fantasy worlds only! No like "go into space with the guy from 'My Teacher Is An Alien'", that is plainly against the rules!

REQUESTING POLL:

-Oz
-Wonderland
-Narnia
-Landover (from 'Magic Kingdom for Sale'!)
-Never-Never Land
-Hundred Acre Wood
-Hogwarts (DOUCHEBAG ANSWER)
-Videoland wait shit everyone is obviously going to pick this one, this is now a thread about how awesome it would be to go to Videoland, god dammit

[Kim]

Hogwarts http://i56.tinypic.com/351ual3.gif

[Fifthfiend]

Hogwarts http://i56.tinypic.com/351ual3.gif

Guess what YOU CAN'T

CAUSE YOU AIN'T A WIZARD

AND THE WIZARDS ARE ALL RACIST DICKS

[Fifthfiend]

Hogwarts is the fucking Whites-Only country club of magical fairyland kingdoms.

[synkr0nized]

I sometimes have to remind myself that your post count is probably really half of the number that's there.

[Fifthfiend]

Motherfucker all my posting is an art form.

[synkr0nized]

Do you still want that poll, or are you really all about Videoland?

[Fifthfiend]

Man the order in which this thread is written is literally exactly how it occurred I was sitting at my desk being like fuck yes this is like the best thread topic, oh snap there should be a poll, which places are there obviously there is oz and wonderland and narnia, oh yeah landover, oh man let's include hogwarts for the douchebags who would pick hogwarts, where else is there WAIT FUCK

VIDEOLAND

SON OF A BITCH THAT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE'S ANSWER god dammit entire thread invalidated

EDIT: I mean we can do the poll still I guess I'm just saying there is almost no point because why the fuck would anybody not pick videoland.

[Premmy]

what the fuck is videoland?

[BitVyper]

Every time I think of some flaw about visiting Videoland, I come up with something that negates that flaw and makes it better. So yeah, pretty much Videoland.

Although if I get to be a prince, I'll go to Amber and walk the Pattern.

what the fuck is videoland?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQVRQWtoS8

[synkr0nized]

what the fuck is videoland?

Captain N is not pleased.

[Loyal]

There's also Captain SNES-era Videoland. I'm not sure I'd wanna go there, though.

[Kim]

Guess what YOU CAN'T

CAUSE YOU AIN'T A WIZARD

AND THE WIZARDS ARE ALL RACIST DICKS

Don't worry, Fifth! You can be a wizard, too!

http://i51.tinypic.com/2guf7fd.gif

[Torque]

Fuck your videoland..... Landover all the way. Strabo WTF!
edit: Do the D'haran empire/The Old world count? Because, technically since the Crossover "The Law of Nines" came out, it would not be breaking the rules.
Cuz if that's the case I'm totally changing my answer.

[Marc v4.0]

Videoland is the realm of cheap korean and canadian knock-offs or some other bullshit and lies.

Mostly Bullshit.

THIS IS NOT MEGAMAN
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8298/198243cntgmmegamansuper.jpg

THIS IS NOT SIMON BELMONT
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8087/180pxcntgmsimonbelmont.jpg

Fuck Videoland.

Yours is a very bad fantasy realm.

[Wigmund]

You forgot Flipside, Fifth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBQS1cgsEdU).

[Archbio]

Wanting to go to Flipside is like wanting to go to the Phantom Zone.

[akaSM]

Every time I think of some flaw about visiting Videoland, I come up with something that negates that flaw and makes it better. So yeah, pretty much Videoland.

Although if I get to be a prince, I'll go to Amber and walk the Pattern.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQVRQWtoS8

That was MEGA weird-icus...why can't I stop watching it!? :crying:

[Hanuman]

Never Never Land. It's like a time machine and an infinite flawless age extender in one.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Dreamland. I visit that every night, although I don't remember all of my visits. Because they're too great and my mind would implode from taking these great memories outside of Dreamland.

Dreamland it is.

[Amake]

Screw your choices, I'm going to the Invisible College!

Should probably have seen that coming from my username. >_>

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Kingdom of Caring

[POS Industries]

I want to go to a long time ago.

In a galaxy far, far away...

[Pip Boy]

I find the content of this thread to be highly logical and rational.

You may proceed.

Refrigerator.

[Melfice]

Tie-up between Videoland and Hogwarts.

Probably Videoland.

[Meister]

Does the Black Lodge count as a magical kingdom?

Not that I want to go there (for obvious reasons), I'm just curious.

[Specterbane]

If we're bending the rules I'd like to go here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzFfdEwy30). Since we're talking about Megaman and all.

Why you ask? To punch Dr. Light (yes that's right, LIGHT) in his smug prick face for starting all this in the first place (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3ZF2NlPlo#t=0m55s).

Because clearly it's that, no reason for due diligence and maybe run a diagnostic before wanton ruination of am "old friend's" career and life. No, no, clearly it's the guidance system; you greedy, selfish, power-tipping, bearded, Santa Clause, ass.

[Si Civa]

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The Discworld

[Nique]

-Oz
-Wonderland
-Narnia
-Landover (from 'Magic Kingdom for Sale'!)
-Never-Never Land
-Hundred Acre Wood
-Hogwarts (DOUCHEBAG ANSWER)


I didn't think Videoland was all that great but I would still pick it over these terrible non-choices. These 'fantasylands' are populated by horrible creatures inspired by the pedophilia and cannibalism obsessed folklore of the Grimm brothers and such and basically any wish to be transported there would result in a hilarious monkey-paw style outcome in which you were devoured alive by a dragon, some witch or another, or possibly a wizard without a nose or just a goddam deck of cards.

I mean ok , The Hundred Acre Wood not so much but what are you going to do there except go on walks with the stuffed animals from your childhood? I'm not sure Garfield wants to listen to me complain about my job :/

[Krylo]

Can the land of hookers and blow be a choice?

[PyrosNine]

Touhou land, where everyone is a chick and the air is 75% magical bullets.

Failing that, Nippon. or Japan. That is a fantasy and fairy land with it's short people and social extremes, and godzilla.

[Melfice]

The Discworld

Actually, I'm going to change my vote to this also.
On the condition I'm living in Lancre, or something.

Possibly along the Rim, in one of those villages.

No way I'm moving to Ankh-Morpork, unless I can be Vetinari. Or Carrot. Like, for real. Knowing I'm still me, but being either of those.

'Cause fuck living in a city where the thieves are legal.

[Specterbane]

I'm actually surprised no one's said The Medium from Homestuck, that seems like a viable fantasy realm to me. But I'm still sticking with my original desire to punch Dr. Light in his smug prick face.

No, No! I'm sure it's the guidance system

Such an ass hole.

[Kerensky287]

I'm actually surprised no one's said The Medium from Homestuck, that seems like a viable fantasy realm to me.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with this, if for no reason other than the Alchemiters.

Sure you go to a land populated only by idiot creatures, things that want to kill you and a random number of friends you have only met online. But I think that's an acceptable sacrifice in the name of rocket boots.

[POS Industries]

I'm actually surprised no one's said The Medium from Homestuck
I'm not surprised at all. You have to wipe out all but a handful of your species to get there.

Wanting to go to the Medium is the wish of someone with no conscience whatsoever.

[Kim]

Well, it is NPF.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

In the case we should probably add The Warp to the list then.

Out of all the ones listed, I'd have to go with the "Douche" option, because at least that one has Emma Watson in it.

[PCD]

Digital World.

Fuck y'all I want a magical computer monster to become best friends and go on adventures with

[Doc ock rokc]

Seriously Fifth! This is almost insulting. You didn't include DISCWORLD on the list.

[Amake]

I want to live in the virtual reality world from Lawnmower Man.

[Fifthfiend]

Seriously Fifth! This is almost insulting. You didn't include DISCWORLD on the list.

YOU ARE DUMB

These 'fantasylands' are populated by horrible creatures inspired by the pedophilia and cannibalism obsessed folklore of the Grimm brothers

http://www.smvblog.com/nonita/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tin-man.jpg

[Hanuman]

The tinman had no heart, he was a cold, metal, unfeeling atomaton.

All he knew was chopping, so as soon as he was freed from his rust prison, that's exactly what he did.

[The Wandering God]

Discworld as has been previously stated or...

Pokemon. Just so I can punch Gary Oak in the dick. With a Machamp. That knows Mach Force.

[Doc ock rokc]

YOU ARE DUMB

You haven't read Witches Abroad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witches_Abroad) have you? That book is dripping with Grimm parody. Plus they do have everything from witches to werewolves.

[Seil]

I pick the Hundred Acre Wood. (Though that's little company for a hundred acres, on reflection.)

[Fifthfiend]

he was a cold, metal, unfeeling automaton.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/disgust-1.gif

You haven't read Witches Abroad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witches_Abroad) have you? That book is dripping with Grimm parody. Plus they do have everything from witches to werewolves.

YOU ARE DUMB
.

[BitVyper]

I'm not surprised at all. You have to wipe out all but a handful of your species to get there.

Wanting to go to the Medium is the wish of someone with no conscience whatsoever.

So.... see you there?

Edit: Wanting to go to the Medium could also be the wish of someone who just wants to survive the apocalypse. Since SOME group of players is going to get in if you don't.

[Premmy]

So.... see you there?

He's gonna be my server player, we already agreed.

[Token]

Pokemon. Just so I can punch Gary Oak Youngster Joey in the dick. With a Machamp Groudon. That knows Mach Force. Body Slam.

That just about sums it up.

[Marc v4.0]

Discworld, Medium second

[Kerensky287]

Oh shit, what about the Matrix?

I'd go to the Matrix.

[RobinStarwing]

I'd rather go to Avalon/Summerland.

[Kim]

Oh shit, what about the Matrix?

I'd go to the Matrix.

You're already there.

[POS Industries]

Wanting to go to the Medium could also be the wish of someone who just wants to survive the apocalypse. Since SOME group of players is going to get in if you don't.
But if there is currently no apocalypse, and you wish on the magic lamp or seven dragonballs or what the fuck ever to go have fuckawesome adventures in the Medium, you would be the one responsible for magically creating the apocalypse from which you'd be escaping into the Medium.

You are the monster. It's you.

He's gonna be my server player, we already agreed.
I'm about to throw a bathtub through your wall.

[Hanuman]

I think, we should talk about what pokemon we would want to have IRL.

[Premmy]

somebody needs to give Token his name back

[bluestarultor]

Xanth. There's a logic behind the puns and it's a colorful world. Plus I still have a personal reply from Piers Anthony in my savebox. That meant the world to me when I found it waiting for me.

[Sithdarth]

Speaking of that horribly misogynistic sexist author also known as Piers Anthony, seriously read the Incarnations of Immortality series, I'd totally love to go to this parallel earth were magic and science are in direct competition. They've got computers with magically enhanced AI. There is also the chance that you could become an Incarnation. You can totally take over the job of death if you shoot him in the face. The one catch is that you got to catch him unprepared and willing to die. That or you could end up being Satan, Chronos, or Mars. Although being Chronos kind of sucks because it forces you into crazy reverse time. On the other hand, because Piers Anthony is a misogynistic sexists, being Chronos gets you a permanent date with the young version of fate as long as you can get past the fact that 3 women cohabitate one body. Then there is Mother Nature and Anthony being who he is it should be obvious that she's never ugly and usually wears nothing but clouds. Heck you can even become the incarnation of God should all the other incarnations including the devil decide the current one isn't doing the job and you convince them to vote you in. Anyways you get the idea of the kind of messed up fun place this is.

Oh did I mention a band that could play magic music toured the world in the fish the swallowed Jonah. The fish was cursed never to swim in water again so it got to fly and swim through solid rock instead. It had rooms inside it and could create telepathic links between the people inside. It also had a kitchen and clear window like scales.

Edit: Just to be clear Anthony can write stories that are pretty rad to read. However, once you've read enough of his work, especially the early stuff, you start to pick up on some things.

[DarkDrgon]

I read the Incarnations books the first time when I was 12, so the immature ideas about sex was right up my alley. reading now.. yeah. some are still great. some bug me.

[Fifthfiend]

'Killing your world' aside the Medium mostly seems like a shithole.

Like alchemy is cool, but then it's all like incredibly manipulative mindgamey timeshit that makes you want to kill yourself except if you do you just end up on the ass-end of more timeshit and your best buddy hangout pal is in all probability this fucking psycho who will stab you as a hello and steal the sunglasses off your fresh corpse as a what's up.

EDIT: If you end up playing homestuck you have like a 499/500 chance of finding out what it feels like to fade out of existence. Like four or five hundred times in this game whichever one of your asshole friends is gonna create some kind of fucking alternate universe and you, as odds go, are not the single solitary you that's gonna get to go on ahead and keep existing.

EDIT: Like, did you see The Prestige? It's like that but a million times worse.