Gurhrrr, I need help

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Guhrrrrrr, another night another owned d-flor, another terrible drunkeness, how did I get home? Wh is this person wiht me?
I may have a problem. Let's join the AA, God will fix this!

[Wigmund]

Describe this mystery guest. That will tell us how badly you need an intervention.

[Pip Boy]

This is way too coherent to be a legitimate SMB drunk-post. Nice try mister.

Looking at SMB's posting activities over the last hour or so, I would like to withdraw this statement.

[Bells]

We shall request Pictures of your current status to assess the situation.

Also, you drink too much.

You drink and web too much

you are a drunken webber

you are a Weken or a Drunber!

[Darth SS]

I'm not falling for your drunken charade again, Mister SMB. I took you to the hospital last time to have your stomach pumped and all they found was a clown with a pinata. I denounce you, thou lecherous deceitful fiend! You will not fool me twice!


But seriously though, rum party anyone?

[walkertexasdruid]

Try a little bit of moderation. Drink if you want, but just go for a slightly warm buzz. That way you will have fun and still remember the fun you had the next morning. Going through life in a drunken stuper is definately not the way to go.