ITT I am the Sorting Hat

[Fifthfiend]

Whats up kid yo im a hat
Post in hurr, I'll sort yo shit

[Kim]

Sort my shit, bro.

[Fifthfiend]

Sort my shit, bro.

Gryffindork

[Token]

This should be interesting.

[POS Industries]

Hat me.

HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME

[Fifthfiend]

Hat me.

HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME HAT ME

Shitterin

[POS Industries]

Shitterin
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/crewmen.jpg

[Geminex]

And me.

[Token]

I don't find this to be very shocking at all.

[Fifthfiend]

This should be interesting.

Huffinbuttz

And me.

Ragincock

[Wigmund]

The idea of wearing Fifth to find out where I belong sickens me.

It's sick...


So where do I go Fifth?

[Fifthfiend]

The idea of wearing Fifth to find out where I belong sickens me.

It's sick...


So where do I go Fifth?

Junkiehut

[Wigmund]

Junkiehut

http://mattw.de/bangkok02/Img_2369a.jpg

[akaSM]

Another random thread, I'm in ^_^

[Melfice]

Go ahead, oh Sorting Hat, go and do your thing
Show me what awesome house I will soon be in

[Inbred Chocobo]

Name: Dr. Inbred Chocobo
Sex: Manly Male
Field: Punching
Bio: IC can punch things. He punched a doctor so hard one time that he became a doctor. So he got a job to pay off his student punching loans here at the hospital.

Here is my most recent biography. Where do I go?

[BitVyper]

Fifty bucks if you "accidentally" sort me into the all-girls dorm.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I do not want a Fifth on my head, I would prefer a sorting watch instead.

[Tev]

Fifty bucks if you "accidentally" sort me into the all-girls dorm.
Here's your patch, now go mingle.

http://images7.cpcache.com/product/441443027v2_240x240_Front.jpg

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Fifty bucks if you "accidentally" sort me into the all-girls dorm.

Clearly a man who has never lived in a flat with all females. It is pretty much constant bitchiness and pettiness.
Pretty hilarious though- I used to play a game- when one of them leaves, how long till the others start bitching about her.

[BitVyper]

Pretty hilarious though- I used to play a game- when one of them leaves, how long till the others start bitching about her.

How do you win?

Clearly a man who has never lived in a flat with all females. It is pretty much constant bitchiness and pettiness.

Maybe for you.

Here's your patch, now go mingle.

Okay. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0)

[greed]

Put in my house oh sorting hat.

[Magic_Marker]

This could be of interest.

[Aldurin]

I don't need your sorting bullshit, you're just another piece of the whole freakin' global beaurocracy!! I demand simplicity and no more excessive paperwork!!

[batgirl]

The sorting hat will decide my future. Oh wondrous head covering, what house might I be in?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Please be gentle. It's my first time.

[Hanuman]

Here we are.
"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat then me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry,
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin,
Where you'll meet your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means,
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For a Thinking Cap."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Yeah ok, I need some cheap laughs now that finals are done. Hat me.

[Amake]

Sparklypoo house, Sparklypoo house, Sparklypoo house.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I bet I'll be in best house.

[Magic_Marker]

I'm hoping for robot house. Man the dean is going to hate our shenanigans so much!

[Fifthfiend]

Another random thread, I'm in ^_^

Fastnfurious

Go ahead, oh Sorting Hat, go and do your thing
Show me what awesome house I will soon be in

Thugnificent

[Fifthfiend]

Here is my most recent biography. Where do I go?

Chumbawumba

Fifty bucks if you "accidentally" sort me into the all-girls dorm.

Bootycall

[Grimpond]

I'll wear you with pride, now where do I hide?

[Donomni]

It's not like I have anything better to do.

As they say in card games: Hat me!

[Pip Boy]

Neurotic euphoria abounds!

[Darth SS]

What's up weird talking hat?

SORT ME MAKE ME ORDERLY!

[Fifthfiend]

Put in my house oh sorting hat.

Snugglebunny

This could be of interest.

Jigglejowels

I don't need your sorting bullshit, you're just another piece of the whole freakin' global beaurocracy!! I demand simplicity and no more excessive paperwork!!

Haterade

[Hanuman]

*hat*

[Aldurin]

Wait, why are you putting me there? That's token's place.

[Seil]

Muggles burn that sorting hat, don't they? (http://ashwings.deviantart.com/art/Hee-Hee-Burning-24109291)

[01d55]

o_0

[The SSB Intern]

Oh but what is this if not another false hope, an arrogant brilliance claiming to be the end of my soul's black emptiness? I have been seared by such light before, and yet, I am drawn like an infinitesimal creature hovering towards the beacon of artificial bloom.

Sort me if you must.

[Terisse]

I don't like the look of this. I have a feeling I am definitely going to regret ever posting here.

[h4x.m4g3]

Strange things are going down here, aren't they?
Don't lie to me.
I can smell them

[TopHatAssassin]

I too wish to be sorted. I just want to belong.

[Kim]

Gryffindork

in my dream i am the sorting hat.

its me

[Fifthfiend]

The sorting hat will decide my future. Oh wondrous head covering, what house might I be in?

Toooldforthisshit

Please be gentle. It's my first time.

Touchyourself

Here we are.

Selfendangerment

Yeah ok, I need some cheap laughs now that finals are done. Hat me.

Fuckyouimadragon

[Amake]

If I'm unsortable, you could just say so. :(

[The Wandering God]

If I'm unsortable, you could just say so. :(
I feel the need to advise you that that line of dialogue will only end badly.

[DFM]

Can anyone who saw the new Harry Potter movie tell me what happened to all the muggles? There were no muggles in that movie. Muggle content zero.

Also what was up with the magic? Wands turned into shotguns or some crazy shit and the Grim Reaper was after this dude hiding under an invisible cloak his entire life that cloak must have smelled horrible.

[Dracorion]

They all left and/or got memory wiped because Harry Potter is DANGEROUS!

[Darth SS]

Why won't the sorting hat sort me!?

Oh my god...I'm Bruce Willis! I've been dead all along!

[Cloud Strife]

It's true, Darth, it's true. You're dead. :o

[DFM]

Cloud who are you talking to?

[Geminex]

Shh. You know he never got over... the accident.
Let him pretend.

[krogothwolf]

Should we take him out back and put him out of his misery?