Fuck you Santa, I got me Science

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Cause Christmas is for losers/ ie I'm stuck in a lab calculating the binding abilities of Integrin.
So proteins, man proteins. Those fuckers are crazy. Where would we be without proteins? Dead (probably).
Also classical dialetical materialism predicts the modern day origin of life theories about 60 years in advance- who knew?

Santa is a superposition of wavefunctions- that is why he can deliver presents everywhere at once but also you can see him in your house.
Let's talk about some crazy science shit.

[Si Civa]

The reason why Santa can give all those presents in time is because he is from Finland and gives our gifts earlier and travels then towards west. The last country where he visits is Russia where gifts are given in New Year's Eve (or Day? Not sure about that). (Santa is still bitter about Winter War after all, he's oldie about these things)

It's really about common sense. ...and probably some crazy science too.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Nope, New Zealand gets them on Christmas Day and a good 11 hours ahead of Finland. Australia too and Australia is massive as shit. Typical Europeans think they centre of everything.

[Aldurin]

Santa only comes out when we're sleeping because the paranoia caused by criminals wearing Santa suits has made it too dangerous to be seen in public.

Also he uses Snake's camo suit just in case there's an insomniac in the house.

[Si Civa]

Nope, New Zealand gets them on Christmas Day and a good 11 hours ahead of Finland. Australia too and Australia is massive as shit. Typical Europeans think they centre of everything.

I think it's possible that he starts from New Zealand and goes then to Africa or Asia and after them to Europe, because he has been there for his holiday. It's not like he would like to be in Finland during Winter even though he has his base in here. He abuses elfs truly too much. Curses him.


South Africa in other hand is quite interesting case... (http://www.kvaak.fi/keskustelu/index.php?PHPSESSID=0869c780cb0d620734fee96a7e35c1 c7&action=gallery;sa=view;id=514)

[Bells]

Man, i feel like Smarty needs to win one. So, fuck Santa (in this thread) and let's go Science talking!

Yo Smarty! I heard some crazy stuff about Protein Memory.... Dude. Memory in mah Proteins! What is up with that?!

[Sky Warrior Bob]

I think these quotes are appropriate here...

She gave me a look of skepticism you can really only get from children who have recently gone through the sobering trauma of discovering that there is no Santa Claus. (Ironically, there is--but he can't operate on the sort of scale that used to make everyone believe in him. More modern living.)

And this one:

Our world sucks. It might suit the trolls and the vampires and all those nasty, leering things that haunt our nightmares (while we clutch our physics books to our chests and reassure ourselves that they cannot exist), but I'm not a part of it. I won't be a part of it.
- From the Short Story, Restoration of Faith (http://www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/restoration/), by Jim Butcher

So yeah, I'll believe whatever I wanna believe science nerd, thank you very much.

SWB
- Yes, I know Dresden is a fictional character, from a fictional book. So what? He ends up on the bestseller list all the time.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man, i feel like Smarty needs to win one. So, fuck Santa (in this thread) and let's go Science talking!

Yo Smarty! I heard some crazy stuff about Protein Memory.... Dude. Memory in mah Proteins! What is up with that?!

You talking about in computers or brain? Both could apply! I know heaps about both but neither is as exciing as it sounds.



He ends up on the bestseller list all the time.

So does Twilight. Being on the bestseller list means you have a bigger advertising budget.

[Bard The 5th LW]

So is SMB like the Grinch, or Scrooge? Just need to know which one so we can properly restore his holiday spirit.

[Si Civa]

He ain't either because he is secretly Santa.

I mean, brown dyed beard, really? It fools absolutely nobody.

[Aldurin]

He ain't either because he is secretly Santa.

I mean, brown dyed beard, really? It fools absolutely nobody.

Bullshit, he's an elf fighting addiction to some exotic drug grown in northern Canada.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

So is SMB like the Grinch, or Scrooge? Just need to know which one so we can properly restore his holiday spirit.

Both obviously.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Both obviously.

This is a tricky one.

I'm going to need these ingredients:

Dutch oven
a huge fucking turkey
a mistetoe
Bright lights
A reef
3 crying elves
A heartwarming orphan
2 gallons of virgin's blood


This is what I can think up at the moment. May need more as we go on.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard all we really need is
ducktape
a Chair
a fire
and a firepoker

And we can make him renounce his Scientologist ways.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Bard all we really need is
ducktape
a Chair
a fire
and a firepoker

And we can make him renounce his Scientologist ways.

Sure if you want to do it the boring way.

[Aldurin]

Both of you forgot christmas carol soundtracks.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I shall hide in K-space, you'll shall never catch me- the closer you get, the further you will be away.

[Sithdarth]

I shall hide in K-space, you'll shall never catch me- the closer you get, the further you will be away.

Too bad I know the secret of K-space. I'll just run infinitely far away from you which will put me right next to you.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

OH SHIT!

Also Santa- he fucks up the economy so bad! Flooding hte market with goods, massive deflation, salaried staff benefit, financeers punished, oh Santa I'm onto your game.

[Fifthfiend]

guys

GUYS

santa doesnt exist

[Shyria Dracnoir]

guys

GUYS

santa doesnt exist

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e273/ironekilz/inquisitorlord.gif

[Aldurin]

Of course fifth wouldn't know, he's so bad Santa won't even leave coal for him.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Nah Santa is toally real- he's just a terrorist.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Says the scientist.

[krogothwolf]

Says the scientist.

Replied the person who doesn't exist.

[Bard The 5th LW]

That joke died long ago. It has been buried and left to rest in the soil. Leave it there Krogo. Leave it and don't go back.

Sometimes dead is better.