HAVE YOU ALL W-RAPPED YOUR PRESENTS?

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

It's the eve of the eve of twelve-twenty-five,
The Haberdasher's back with some holiday jive.
As a gift to you all, here's what we'll do:
You post in this thread, I'll make a rap just for you!

[Bard The 5th LW]

This is the best Christmas ever.

[Nikose Tyris]

And here I was dreaming of a white christmas. :(

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

This is the best Christmas ever.

Well, Bard is up first, though he claims he's the fifth,
I'm thrilled to fulfill your early Christmas wish.
Though your posts are disgusting, and you make us all hurl,
At least you can be happy you aren't Evil-


And here I was dreaming of a white christmas. :(

Well, that's it, party over. Peace, niggas.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

What, seriously?

[TopHatAssassin]

I saw the thread title and got excited. Lay some phat Christmas rhymes on me, funkmaster.

[batgirl]

I wish for a rap too please.

[DFM]

Spit some fire for me.

[Premmy]

And here I was dreaming of a white christmas. :(

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[McTahr]

Turn my Grinch-y ways into the very best of Saint Nick with naught more than a flashy limerick?

[Kim]

And here I was dreaming of a white christmas. :(

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[Premmy]

But seriously, Let's see you work, Soulja Boy.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

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[Premmy]

About what I'd expect from a punk bitch with the flow of Rick Ross on heroin.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

I saw the thread title and got excited. Lay some phat Christmas rhymes on me, funkmaster.

As a connoisseur of headwear, I feel the need to say,
A top hat on your head? Nigga, that shit's pretty gay.
But I ain't fundamental, that don't mean you're goin' to hell
It ain't nobody's business you like jingling bells.

[The SSB Intern]

Rap me. Rap me hard.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

I wish for a rap too please.

NPF's best paramedic is here on the scene,
So I think for a change I'll try not to be mean.
So though I think Cassie Cain is pretty damn queer,
I still feel you deserve some holiday cheer.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Turn my Grinch-y ways into the very best of Saint Nick with naught more than a flashy limerick?

Now, McTahr me laddie, that seems quite detestable,
Askin' for a limerick at this here rappin' festival.
Though I think their quite rude,
I'm in the gift givin' mood,
So I hope you get kicked in the testicles.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Spit some fire for me.

Woah, sorry for the wait, all these sick fires burnt my laptop.
Much like you burnt my mind with that damm IMP's YACC CROP.
But I'll give you a rhyme before you get any older;
There's your damn rap, now unfuck yourself, soldier!

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

But seriously, Let's see you work, Soulja Boy.

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Rap me. Rap me hard.

Whatchoo got on your head is pretty damn fly,
So I'll tell you a secret, just between you and I.
Though it's a pretty sweet hat, fezzes are where it's at.
The Doctor said so; nothin' cooler than that!

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

And here I was dreaming of a white christmas. :(

Fuck you, Nikose.

There's no rap here.

I just think you should fuck yourself.

[Nikose Tyris]

Fuck you, Nikose.

There's no rap here.

I just think you should fuck yourself.

I got my robe, and my wizard hat.

[Bard The 5th LW]

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Sign it
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[Premmy]

And now we know why Whiplash didn't mind the new Cockatoo

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Yeah, go ahead and ignore me.
It's what everyone else does anyway. I understand. You folks with your fancy pants vowels.
Discrimination is what it is.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Yh, g hd nd gnr m.
t's wht vryn ls ds nywy. ndrstnd. Y flks wth yur fnc pnts vwls.
Dscrmntn s ht t s.

S dn't chng th dzzl, trn t p a lttl
gt lvng rm fll f fne dm brzzls
Wtng n th bzzl, th dzzl and the shzzl
G's t th bzzck, nw lds hr w gzz

[Thadius]

This intrigues me. Go on, then.

[Fifthfiend]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

[Fenris]

Do it.

[Wigmund]

S dn't chng th dzzl, trn t p a lttl
gt lvng rm fll f fne dm brzzls
Wtng n th bzzl, th dzzl and the shzzl
G's t th bzzck, nw lds hr w gzz

You should feel ashamed of yourself.

[Aldurin]

IT'S FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS HELL YES!!!

[Wigmund]

Christmas Eve. Slight difference.

It's Friday night when Santa will come down your chimney and beat you with his sack of coal.

[Hanuman]

Muse me.

[RickZarber]

I never knew I wanted a personalized rap until this moment, but there you have it.

[Melfice]

It's a shame, but I have not yet w-rapped all my presents.
Please help me, Raptacular Haberdasher!

[Si Civa]

I only wrapped like five presents so I'm very mixed about if I'm worthy enough to get my own rap. :/

[TopHatAssassin]

As a connoisseur of headwear, I feel the need to say,
A top hat on your head? Nigga, that shit's pretty gay.
But I ain't fundamental, that don't mean you're goin' to hell
It ain't nobody's business you like jingling bells.

Fuck you and the hat you wore in here. It wasn't even that Christmasy. I want my money back.

[Geminex]

W-rap me up.
8)

[Loyal]

Let's hear it.

[Premmy]

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Bitch You look like goku, now get to rapping about me poorly.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Do it.

Oh, hey, look at that, queen douche wants a rap.
I'd put in more effort, but he deserves something crap.
Fenris, fuck you, you huge pile of shit.
You fail at life, and I wish you would quit.

[Amake]

Is it too late? I was away for xmas. But please rap me up. :3

[Token]

I'm gonna be posting them for a while. Not right now though, my head's killing me. Everyone will get a rap though.

[Hanuman]

Is it too late? I was away for xmas. But please rap me up. :3
Invisible-mystical,`` divinivisible,
I.Q. is back and lacks the egotistical,
He pines for the rhyme-rapper lacks the time,
Hails and nails to the worlds best hamm-er-time,
Fated late to this fete but needs-not wait,
For this-otha rappadasha was the re^al fate,
So I hope you like my rhyme and perhaps it's time,
That the otha rappadasha steps into his prime.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Invisible-mystical,`` divinivisible,
I.Q. is back and lacks the egotistical,
He pines for the rhyme-rapper lacks the time,
Hails and nails to the worlds best hamm-er-time,
Fated late to this fete but needs-not wait,
For this-otha rappadasha was the re^al fate,
So I hope you like my rhyme and perhaps it's time,
That the otha rappadasha steps into his prime.

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[Hanuman]

Don't like my 90's style? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4)

[Magic_Marker]

Please, sir, I want some rap