Does this make you a bad person? [Archive]

EVILNess

12-29-2010, 10:43 PM

Just a general thread for questions about whether an action qualifies you as a bad person. In other words, a thread dedicated to volunteering to be judged by others!

I guess I will start.

Whenever someone asks me where something is I look them in the eye and say "It is in your heart... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBib-qEj2Vo#t=2m19s)"

Does this make me a bad person?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-29-2010, 11:14 PM

It depends on the question.
If they're asking "Which aisle has the shoes?" You're fine.
If they're asking "Where is the ER?!", "WHERE IS THE FIRE ALARM!?" or "HOW DO WE STOP THAT VAMPIRE?!" it's sort of a dick move.

Kim

12-29-2010, 11:26 PM

Does this make me a bad person?

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2a50kf5.jpg

Bard The 5th LW

12-29-2010, 11:38 PM

Keep it to a limit and your fine. Overdo it and your annoying.

Kyanbu The Legend

12-30-2010, 12:16 AM

Sometimes I tend to put my requests aside... for months...

Does this make me a bad person?

Nikose Tyris

12-30-2010, 12:57 AM

After my ex roommate committed suicide, my only thought was that his girlfriend was now techincally single. It's still my primary thought on the matter.

I am a bad person.

Bard The 5th LW

12-30-2010, 01:02 AM

Sometimes I tend to put my requests aside... for months...

Does this make me a bad person?

Sorta kinda maybe I dunno, can we get more context?

After my ex roommate committed suicide, my only thought was that his girlfriend was now techincally single. It's still my primary thought on the matter.

I am a bad person.

Yes

edit: Get me a negarep button.

Flarecobra

12-30-2010, 01:43 AM

I nearly killed a person because they kicked a dog, dispite my not being fond of dogs.

Am I a bad person?

Thadius

12-30-2010, 01:45 AM

I nearly killed a person because they kicked a dog, despite my not being fond of dogs.

Am I a bad person?

Jury's still out on that one. Had it been a puppy or a kitten, you'd be in the clear.

Anyways. I craft horrible abominations of caffeine and chocolate in the name of SCIENCE! I do what I must because I can.

Am I a horrible person for this?

The Sevenshot Kid

12-30-2010, 01:54 AM

Thadius

12-30-2010, 01:57 AM

Last time I broke up with a girl, it was in front of her friends and I opened by saying, "Hey, you know how we don't have anything in common? Yeah, let's talk about that..."

Does that make me a bad person?

Nah. The horrible thing to do would have been to prepare a break-up e-mail (Or better yet, a text message!), tersely worded, and waited until she had her phone on her and she was near her friends. Of course, you would have had to get a camera out and record the reaction. In light of that, your offense seems not even half as bad!

...Am I a horrible person for thinking of that?

Bard The 5th LW

12-30-2010, 02:08 AM

Only because you leave the idea for it. You never actually did it, so you get off as being mostly okay.

I read Wigmund's fanfictions from another forum under a different username and bring them up here. Does that make me a bad person?

synkr0nized

12-30-2010, 04:00 AM

After my ex roommate committed suicide
http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/emotes/a018.jpg

my only thought was that his girlfriend was now techincally single. It's still my primary thought on the matter.

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/emotes/a020.jpg

Professor Smarmiarty

12-30-2010, 04:49 AM

After my ex roommate committed suicide, my only thought was that his girlfriend was now techincally single. It's still my primary thought on the matter.

I am a bad person.

She drives men to suicide. Not worth it.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-30-2010, 06:08 AM

Jury's still out on that one. Had it been a puppy or a kitten, you'd be in the clear.

Anyways. I craft horrible abominations of caffeine and chocolate in the name of SCIENCE! I do what I must because I can.

Am I a horrible person for this?

If it's in the name of SCIENCE! then it's ok. As we all know, SCIENCE! never did anything bad.

Nah. The horrible thing to do would have been to prepare a break-up e-mail (Or better yet, a text message!), tersely worded, and waited until she had her phone on her and she was near her friends. Of course, you would have had to get a camera out and record the reaction. In light of that, your offense seems not even half as bad!

...Am I a horrible person for thinking of that?

Well, I guess that answers my question.

Krylo

12-30-2010, 12:16 PM

She drives men to suicide. Not worth it.

I repped Smarty for this, and it gave him another gem.

Kim

12-30-2010, 12:35 PM

I repped Smarty for this, and it gave him another gem.

http://oi56.tinypic.com/3beaa.jpg

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-30-2010, 12:38 PM

I repped Smarty for this, and it gave him another gem.

You maniac, you've doomed us all!

Bells

12-30-2010, 12:40 PM

I'm a bad person.
Am i a bad person?

No, but really, i think i can beat most of that with a recent one of mine...

So, here is the scoop... my Ex-Girlfriend, i found out the girl was an outright bitch to me. Flerting online with others, having a secret online dating profile and even considering going out with guys with more money and property than me while we were still together... like, considering her options.

Eventually she traded me for one such fellow, after a 3 year relationship where we already had settled on what type of cake we would like on our wedding and had picked out names for our kids, she dumps me and less than 30 days later she is already with this rich guy and claiming to be mad in love, mind you that she claims have been Faithful all this time.

So, she is a Bitch, i tried to keep a friendship, that didn't work, i told her to go to hell, life goes on...

Then... just a couple of days ago, i'm cleaning my PC up, checking some stuff out, and i notice that i still have acess to her main e-mail account that she uses for everything for the last 7 years, and her secondary mail account that she uses for her social network pages... i have those because she used to access these at my house.

So, without a second breath, without an evil smile or anything besides a natural reaction, i log in to both her accounts, changed her password, logged out (didn't read anything), went to sleep, and have now forgotten the new passwords i gave her...

Am i a terrible person for this?

EVILNess

12-30-2010, 01:19 PM

...

More petty than anything, I think.

Torque

12-30-2010, 01:42 PM

I once told a girl I loved her just to have sex with her. Am I a bad person?

Krylo

12-30-2010, 01:51 PM

I once had sex with a dude just so that he'd love m... wait a minute.

God damnit.

Bard The 5th LW

12-30-2010, 01:51 PM

I once told a girl I loved her just to have sex with her. Am I a bad person?

Stuff

http://i53.tinypic.com/wmgdvr.gif

edit: Torque, you're just a terrible person for lying.

akaSM

12-30-2010, 02:39 PM

I do this a lot :P. IRL. Does that make me a bad person?

EVILNess

12-30-2010, 02:46 PM

You know what makes all of you bad people? All these MLP Macros.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-30-2010, 03:31 PM

http://i56.tinypic.com/nv7i4p.jpg

Kim

12-30-2010, 03:34 PM

You know what makes all of you bad people? All these MLP Macros.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u44/a_buckle83/MLP/Pinkie_Haters.gif

Hatake Kakashi

12-30-2010, 03:57 PM

Back on topic.

This shit right here (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Wall-Street-bankers-publicly-rb-3409482030.html) makes me want to turn in my patriot card and make heads roll, French revolution style. I'd like to shoot these people in the fucking face with the best firearms money can buy.

Does that make me a bad person?

krogothwolf

12-30-2010, 04:04 PM

Aldurin

12-30-2010, 04:46 PM

I repped Smarty for this, and it gave him another gem.

I repped Nikose so that the argument was balanced again.

If I don't sponsor or support MLP in any way, does that make me a bad person?

Kim

12-30-2010, 05:10 PM

If I don't sponsor or support MLP in any way, does that make me a bad person?

Yes.

Aldurin

12-30-2010, 05:15 PM

Yes.

Fuck you NonCon, this thing is spreading like a virus and the more you guys post that stuff the harder my mental immune system has to work.

Torque

12-30-2010, 05:25 PM

http://i53.tinypic.com/wmgdvr.gif

edit: Torque, you're just a terrible person for lying.

But.... what if like, she was really hot.. Does that make it better? I mean, you should'a seen this girl. I'd have told a dude I loved him to get him to have sex with me, just to get this girl to have sex with me!
Or something like that.

Kim

12-30-2010, 06:16 PM

Fuck you NonCon, this thing is spreading like a virus and the more you guys post that stuff the harder my mental immune system has to work.

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2sb3ghd.jpg

Krylo

12-30-2010, 06:21 PM

But.... what if like, she was really hot.. Does that make it better?

No.

batgirl

12-30-2010, 06:22 PM

Whenever a patient is overly bitchy or annoying to me,making my life difficult, I silently tell myself over and over that they will probably be dead within the next year and most probably within the next month.

Am I a bad person?

Krylo

12-30-2010, 06:25 PM

Only if you do something to make that happen.

batgirl

12-30-2010, 06:40 PM

Only if you do something to make that happen.

Why would I ever do something like that? *shifty eyes as she gets ready to whack a psych patient with an oxygen tank.

Bard The 5th LW

12-30-2010, 06:56 PM

But.... what if like, she was really hot.. Does that make it better? I mean, you should'a seen this girl. I'd have told a dude I loved him to get him to have sex with me, just to get this girl to have sex with me!
Or something like that.

You misunderstand. The lie in that sentence was the insinuation that anyone has ever had sex with you.

pochercoaster

12-30-2010, 07:06 PM

Women who are insecure about their appearance and constantly look for attention/validation/compliments bug the shit out of me, so if they insinuate that they look ugly or fat or whatever I'll agree with them. Get a personality and/or a spine! Note that I only agree with them if it's obvious that they have the depth of a puddle and they're doing it for attention. I'm generally not interested in bringing people down so this is kind of a rare instance in which I'll be a jerk.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-30-2010, 07:15 PM

I made pictures in MS Paint, man.
While they don't show anything NSFW (aside from a little poop (the crotch is self-censored for comedy)) The weaker among you may find it a little disturbing. Some people here have seen it. Most of those think I'm a horrible person for making that.

I will not post it here. I will just describe it.

An asian black man with big lips wearing a monocle. His hair is blond-ish and has the form of a crucifix, One of his hands gives the peace sign while the other throws the horns. On his pink shirt we can see a star of David with a Swastika in its center. There's also the number 23 as well as the letter (or roman numeral) V. He wears no pants, but his crotch is covered by an emoticon of a policeman. Lastly, there are some flies whirring around a pile of poop (with stink lines!) under him.

His name is the Contradictator and he was the enemy of the super-hero team my brother and I built.

Magus

12-30-2010, 07:47 PM

It is only bad because this villain should have had a female henchwoman/girlfriend named Mary Contrary, to play the Harlequin to his Joker.

Menarker

12-30-2010, 08:11 PM

So... I had this daydream about a month ago...

Basically, I would be dressed professionally/handsomely and be out on the street heading to an appointment. Then I see a beautiful young lady admiring her ring which can be assumed to be given to her by her boyfriend, fiance or whatever.
I would approach her and express how marvelous that ring look from afar. "It looks absolutely splendid."
Then I would lean closer toward the ring, as if imitating the expertise of a jeweler, looking through my glasses squinting ever so carefully in my unsolictated examination.
I then sigh, look at her briefly with an expression of faintest disappointment.
"Cubic Zirconia"
Then I walk away promptly and swiftly before she can respond.

In my mind, I chortle with glee as I shatter her romantic delusion and thus instill the mental image in her head that the ring that supposably was worth thousands of dollars and was supposed to be a symbolic representation of her partner's love for her is really an expensive gold band with a "gem" worth little more than 25 cents and that she wasn't worth enough to pay full price. And if she acted on those thoughts... OH, the ACCUSATIONS! THE BLAME! THE HEARTBREAK! SEPERATION! TWO SOULS TORN ASUNDER! All from me pretending to look at it closely and saying two words. "Cubic Zirconia"

I'd imagine this would make me a bad person if I ever acted on it. >_>

Torque

12-30-2010, 08:19 PM

You misunderstand. The lie in that sentence was the insinuation that anyone has ever had sex with you.

oooooh.... BURN Repped like a BITCH!

Krylo

12-30-2010, 08:32 PM

Repped like a BITCH!

Which is how you do everything.

krogothwolf

12-30-2010, 10:38 PM

All this MLP shit is making me hungry for some reason, I wanna eat me some pony!

Geminex

12-30-2010, 10:44 PM

I wanna eat me some pony!

Sexual euphemism of the year. Someone come up with a meaning for it.

Wigmund

12-30-2010, 11:03 PM

Just google 'Equius Zahhak' with Safe Search turned off.

Kyanbu The Legend

12-31-2010, 01:12 AM

Sorta kinda maybe I dunno, can we get more context?

There was a brief week where nearly all of my request could have been finished (Including a user on here who's name I forgot >_<). I wasted it on games and random drawings.

Forgivable in the sense that I completely forgot all about them and that I didn't think I'd have a whole week of free time till after that time past.

also

Sometimes though rarely do I ever do this, I'll create a thread that's secret cleverly designed to get people to unknowningly provide feed back on an idea, plot element, design choice that I have done or planned to do in Mischief Knights.

Bells

01-01-2011, 12:44 PM

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2sb3ghd.jpg

This is not a Pony! It's a Unicorn!! FO'SHAME!

Token

01-01-2011, 03:09 PM

Sometimes though rarely do I ever do this, I'll create a thread that's secret cleverly designed to get people to unknowningly provide feed back on an idea, plot element, design choice that I have done or planned to do in Mischief Knights.

Wait, those are supposed to be subtle?

Kyanbu The Legend

01-02-2011, 02:28 AM

Wait, those are supposed to be subtle?

They are to me, they are to me. /jk

Naw they're pretty damn obvious. :)

Cecil777

01-02-2011, 11:35 PM

I get seriously annoyed when people are talking and it doesn't relate to me.
"Shut up about the new baby! We can see just how cute its spit-up is later. Right now we are talking about my new shoes and how awesome they are."
Well, it goes something like that. In my head. I just grin and bear it for social reasons, though.
Does this make me a bad person?

Kyanbu The Legend

01-03-2011, 01:55 AM