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[Professor Smarmiarty]

Here's what we learnt tonight:

1) If you mix whiskey with Irn Bru (a soft drink which is like double the sugar of normal soft drinks) you get ridiculously drunk but unable to sleep it off/pass out

2) I got called "Kid Rock" on 20 seperate occassions (and had about 50 photos) without anyone calling me anyhing else. I think I'm secretely a rapper in my sleep.

3) The double jacket remains the hieght of fashion.

[Token]

4) You can, with mnimimal effort, fit four fishsticks into a condom.

[The Argent Lord]

5) A whipped cream sandwich is both tastier and less messy than you'd expect.

[Token]

6) It's fucking Janurary, if you have pumpkins out, you deserve what you get.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

7) The sexual deviancy police won't respond to calls prompted by webforum posting.

[Token]

8) If Smarty thinks that's deviancy, he needs to spice up his sex life.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

9) I am alone in upholding society's decency in a sea of WHORES and FUCKERY!

[Token]

10) Haters gonna hate.

11) Especially if they can't get any.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

12) Token doesn't know that anarchists chicks are the easiest around. And they'll do anything as long as it not conventional.

13) BOOBS WILL CAUSE THE COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY! Too much oogling!

[Token]

9) I am alone in upholding society's decency in a sea of WHORES and FUCKERY!

12) Token doesn't know that anarchists chicks are the easiest around. And they'll do anything as long as it not conventional.

14) Smarty can't keep his testimony straight.

15) That's not all he can't keep straight.

[shiney]

16) Smarty has a flashy username which implies authority! Plus Token is only here to prevent lawsuits.

17) JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

[Professor Smarmiarty]

18) Token is upset that he'll never be the best that ever was. His butterfrees don't keep hm warm at night.

[Token]

16) Smarty has a flashy username which implies authority! Plus Token is only here to prevent lawsuits.

17) HUGE DICK BLUH BLUH

19) If I wasn't already doing the Tokenworth thing in another thread, you would so be getting it right now.

[Torque]

holy FUCKK! happy fucking ii new taears peole! HAHAH! You have o idea right no.. just how fucking DRUNK I am. let me paint a picture for youy:
2 vodka shooters:
4 premixed cauesars.
1 smirnoff cooler of some kinda
half a bottle of some kind of blue rapsberry vodka mixed with a bit of 7up. I think it was 7up. im not sre.

[Flarecobra]

I discovered I have developed a tolorance for scotch. And that I don't really care for champange it appears.

And I can drink a bottle of tabasco with the only effect is everything tasting like vinager for a half-hour afterward.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

holy FUCKK! happy fucking ii new taears peole! HAHAH! You have o idea right no.. just how fucking DRUNK I am. let me paint a picture for youy:
2 vodka shooters:
4 premixed cauesars.
1 smirnoff cooler of some kinda
half a bottle of some kind of blue rapsberry vodka mixed with a bit of 7up. I think it was 7up. im not sre.

Just so you know these are all massive girl drinks. If your booze has a label on it you're not doing it right. Unless tha label is "BOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't put on metal"

[Torque]

Just so you know these are all massive girl drinks. If your booze has a label on it you're not doing it right. Unless tha label is "BOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't put on metal"

I got drunk. That is all that matters. If it tastes like shit it won't get me drunk, because I won't drink it.

Girlie drinks FTW!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

20) A surprising lack of people know the rules of 12:02

[shiney]

Just so you know these are all massive girl drinks. If your booze has a label on it you're not doing it right. Unless tha label is "BOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't put on metal"

This.

No it doesn't matter that you just got drunk, because you got girl drunk. You're a Girl Drink Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GW22sAElpE&playnext=1&list=PL3BABCDFFE32D507F&index=97).

COME ON NOW. SURRENDER YOUR TESTICLES!!

...or did that happen last night before you started drinking?

21) You're a girl.

22) Non is offended by 21).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Is girl drunk where you just giggle a lot and make out with someone you wouldn't normally hen instantly regret it, maybe vomit in the taxi home? Cause that's all that shit will do to you.

[shiney]

Nah it's about masculinity mostly. Or the lack thereof!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

When I get drunk I hit people with beer crates then ride home on a bear I had previously used as a bottle opener.

[shiney]

Given that the bear was used for menial purposes one can only therefore assume you had already wrestled it into submission. You're like Zangief, only better animated.

E: Question: if I press back down forward and punch will you do a spinning pile driver?

[Aldurin]

23) Don't play DDO during or after New Years, even the best players will be too drunk to be helpful.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

24) SMB's spinning lauret is his light punch.