Things Men Should Have

[Hanuman]

Knife
Paracord
Duct Tape
Good Friends
Adequate food, water, shelter against the elements, sanitary means of waste disposal.
Towel
Respect for Women
Functional Clothing
Tools
Fire
Freedom

Essentials, Contribute!

[Premmy]

Penis?
Testicles?
Maybe not..

[The SSB Intern]

A gun in his nightstand.
Life insurance.

[RobinStarwing]

Cool Anime
Cool Games
Cool Books
Cool Friends

Not neccesarily in that order.

[Krylo]

A woman in his arm with big titties (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw).

[Kim]

A nice frilly skirt and a pair of high heels.

[Fifthfiend]

Adequate food, water, shelter against the elements, sanitary means of waste disposal.

[Archbio]

Adequate food, water, shelter against the elements, sanitary means of waste disposal.

Three out of four ain't bad. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinner_box)

[Fenris]

The ability to vote before 1920.

[Fifthfiend]

Knife
Paracord
Duct Tape

I was about to ask where the women are and why they don't need knives paracord and duct tape, but then I started wondering what exactly the men are using all of these knives, paracord, and duct tape for.

[Fifthfiend]

WHAT DID YOU DO, LEV

WHAT DID YOU DO

[MuMu]

Boobs

[Pip Boy]

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/isaiah-mustafa-boat.jpg

[Wigmund]

A nice frilly skirt and a pair of high heels.

And you'll sing, sing, sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related)

[Aldurin]

A gun, but not just any gun. This has to be a big honkin' gun, a gun so big that if the Germans had it they would have won WW1 and WW2 simultaneously. A gun so powerful you'll constantly have to shoot lawyers who keep trying to take away you 2nd amendment right. A gun so awesome that nobody ever tries to make your life miserable . . . ever.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Swords
Football
Porno
Books about War
And a Cuban Cigar

[Flarecobra]

A towel.
Respect for women.

[RobinStarwing]

A towel.
Respect for women.

I like and approve!

[Archbio]

I was about to ask where the women are and why they don't need knives paracord and duct tape, but then I started wondering what exactly the men are using all of these knives, paracord, and duct tape for.

What are they using them for that they couldn't use a Skinner's box (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinner%27s_box) for?

[DFM]

Sexy bodies.

[Azisien]

You should probably have either a shaver or a Civil War Beard.

[DFM]

A nice frilly skirt and a pair of high heels.

Heels suck.

[Loyal]

You can't go wrong with something made of obsidian, I suppose.

[DFM]

Obsidian heels.

[Specterbane]

Sexy bodies.

Is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI) your plan for getting there?

[Premmy]

Sexy bodies.

Tied up with paracord

[DFM]

Is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI) your plan for getting there?

That one guy was totally in on it.

[Geminex]

That one guy was totally in on it.
THAT IS SCIENCE FACT

[Hanuman]

Updated. The list demands more.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Reliable Transportation
A faithful loyal Dog.

[Flarecobra]

But what if the man is allergic to dogs? Or meets a woman that is allergic to dogs? Such as myself.

[Premmy]

Dogos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_Dogo), before Hos, Bro.

[TDK]

That dog is fugly.

But what if the man is allergic to dogs? Or meets a woman that is allergic to dogs? Such as myself.

Personally, I would not get rid of my dog for a woman. That's messed up.

[Premmy]

That dog is fugly.
Cordos Before hos?
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dog)

[Token]

To be a man you must have honor! Honor and a peeeeeeeenis! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f311XTtqPgc)

[Geminex]

I'd say jetpacks, but that'd mean that we'd have failed as men.

[Flarecobra]

How about a nice suit?

[Amake]

Hope.

[PCD]

The swiftness of a coursing river
The force of a great typhoon
The strength of a raging fire
The mystery of the dark side of the moon

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Ownership of the means of production

[Arhra]

Adequate compensation.

[Magic_Marker]

Enough tools to fix whatever is wrong. Sometimes that tools will be a pipe wrench, other times a gun, and still other times a beer and episodes of Doctor Who when a fellow comrade has had his heart broken. Still, you must always have your tools close by.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

A miserable little pile of BULLSHIT secrets.

[Magus]

How about a nice suit?

This is ideal, if only for weddings and funerals, however most men probably only need 1 dress shirt, 1 pair of pants, 1 tie, and 1 pair of dress shoes, for weddings, funerals, job interviews, blind dates, meeting your fiancees parents, getting married in, and getting buried in.

The shirt doesn't even need to have long sleeves on it.

Men also need:

Flashlight (or rag dipped in accelerant on stick)
Sleeping Bag
Matches or Lighter
Thermos (!) <--This is a key item! You can't live without a thermos! Well, you can survive but I wouldn't call it living, no sir.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

This is ideal, if only for weddings and funerals, however most men probably only need 1 dress shirt, 1 pair of pants, 1 tie, and 1 pair of dress shoes,

Are you some kind of hobo?

[Magus]

I own lots of dress things but that's because my job requires it. Your average worker wears some uniform polo shirt to work, when they go home they wear t-shirts, jeans, and sneakers, unless they are trying to look sharp or something. Are they hobos, Smarty?

Well, yes, I mean, they are hobos, but the homeless hobos are wearing like three winter coats they found in a dumpster so they look different.

I mean guys like me and you probably look like dapper dandys in comparison to the plebeians, but are we truly happy in our gussy gloriousness? Don't you sometimes wish you were wearing leather leggings and a fur vest while eating raw deer meat? This is specifically why I shall add another accoutrement to the list:

Leather jacket (it can be one of those fake polyurethane jobs if you are buying on the cheap)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I know a thing or two about hobos and those dudes you describe would be like bottom of the hobo heap.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf7muYYQkJQ)

[Hanuman]

Reliable Transportation
A faithful loyal Dog.
A man is his own transportation and dog.

How about a nice suit?
The urban man needs a suit.
Example 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdgySL41iDU)
Example 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5i1Xb-nLHw)

The swiftness of a coursing river
The force of a great typhoon
The strength of a raging fire
The mystery of the dark side of the moon
A man is all these things.

Enough tools to fix whatever is wrong. Sometimes that tools will be a pipe wrench, other times a gun, and still other times a beer and episodes of Doctor Who when a fellow comrade has had his heart broken. Still, you must always have your tools close by.
Tools added.

This is ideal, if only for weddings and funerals, however most men probably only need 1 dress shirt, 1 pair of pants, 1 tie, and 1 pair of dress shoes, for weddings, funerals, job interviews, blind dates, meeting your fiancees parents, getting married in, and getting buried in.

The shirt doesn't even need to have long sleeves on it.

Men also need:

Flashlight (or rag dipped in accelerant on stick)
Sleeping Bag
Matches or Lighter
Thermos (!) <--This is a key item! You can't live without a thermos! Well, you can survive but I wouldn't call it living, no sir.
Fire added.


Freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf7muYYQkJQ)
Freedom added.

[Aldurin]

Masculinity.

[Kim]

Femininity.

[Fenris]

Affairs.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

A cellphone for calling the police when they rrun into one of these men carrying knives and paracord and generic tools.

[DFM]

The sweat from his brow.

[Premmy]

A nice hat

[Professor Smarmiarty]

His species being

[Aldurin]

Femininity.

Wrong thread.

[Premmy]

No, this is. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1098055#post1098055)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Is there really that a man could need then what was listed.

Money/Gold?
Knowledge?
Unbreakable will?
Endurance?
Tolerance?

[Kim]

Wrong thread.

Nope.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The ability to cry and not be ashamed.

[Fenris]

Bacon.

[DFM]

Seven wives with seven cats, each wearing seven hats and each hat hiding seven rats.

[Specterbane]

Bacon.

Seconded

Also, I don't remember seeing "a sense of self" on here yet. Or is that what we're trying to form?

[Si Civa]

Shower every now and then.