WHAT?! (Spoilers!) [Archive] - The Warring States of NPF

Fenris

01-09-2011, 06:11 PM

Crazy Man: I work on attosecond spectroscopy. How cool is that? You can't make lasers that small
Fenris: Attoseconds are small but not like supersmall. Gary Coleman not hte smurfs
CM: There are more attoseconds in a single second than seconds in the history of the universe.
Fenris: WHAAAAAT!?

The SSB Intern

01-09-2011, 06:38 PM

WHAT?!....WHAT?!....HELLO?!

...Dammit, I think this hearing aid is busted.

Kyanbu The Legend

01-09-2011, 08:20 PM

WHAT!? Master Thomas is evil TOO!!!

Premmy

01-09-2011, 08:34 PM

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/4585037615960237.JPG?0.88587878702487
Like this?

Torque

01-09-2011, 08:41 PM

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/4585037615960237.JPG?0.88587878702487
Like this?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OK!

RobinStarwing

01-09-2011, 09:19 PM

Terra's half-esper! Damn she's hot!

Torque

01-09-2011, 09:21 PM

Terra's half-esper! Damn she's hot!

Fuck Terra, she's got serious daddy issues... Now Celes... that's where it's at.
Also, Celes is really an evil imperial general!

Bard The 5th LW

01-09-2011, 09:23 PM

Fuck Terra, she's got serious daddy issues... Now Celes... that's where it's at.

I think you may have misinterpreted something in that game.

Torque

01-09-2011, 09:24 PM

The only thing misinterpreted here is your face.

Pip Boy

01-09-2011, 09:29 PM

The sailor scouts DIE AT THE END?! WHAT?!

Whoooah whoah whoah whoah whoah.... whoah.... whoah.... whoah.

whoah.

What in the fuck is a Sailor Scout?

Torque

01-09-2011, 09:32 PM

Whoooah whoah whoah whoah whoah.... whoah.... whoah.... whoah.

whoah.

What in the fuck is a Sailor Scout?

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=29485&page=7
Pretty much just pick a spot, and start reading. You'll get the jist of it.

RobinStarwing

01-09-2011, 09:42 PM

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=29485&page=7
Pretty much just pick a spot, and start reading. You'll get the jist of it.

By the way, it's Sailor Senshi/Soldier. >_< Sailor Scout was a stupid use of words by DiC when they first brought it over and dubbed the whole first season and half of the R-Season to death.

*spoken by NPF's resident Sailor Moon fan*

Torque

01-09-2011, 09:44 PM

By the way, it's Sailor Senshi/Soldier. >_<

There's half naked anime chicks jumping around and doing crazy anime shit in short skirts. wgaf?

edit: or if you prefer: wwjd

Shyria Dracnoir

01-09-2011, 09:49 PM

The Highlanders are actually SPACE ALIENS!? WHAAAAAAA

Bob The Mercenary

01-09-2011, 09:52 PM

I know what this has turned into, and I'm enjoying it. But, that was an actual expression of genuine surprise coming from me in the OP.

I decided to watch the end of the series on YouTube and after that I was like, all teary eyed and stuff.

Torque

01-09-2011, 10:10 PM

krogothwolf

01-09-2011, 10:12 PM

I can't claim my penis is the elixir of youth just to get girls to suck on it? WHAT?

Torque

01-09-2011, 10:13 PM

I can't claim my penis is the elixir of youth just to get girls to suck on it? WHAT?

You claim your penis is the elixir of youth just to get girls to suck on it? WHAT?

RobinStarwing

01-09-2011, 10:42 PM

apparently some crystal or other brings them back to life
Because that's what crystals do.
Also, something about they're all alive in the future so obviously they can't be dead now? I dunno. I'm a dude living with his girlfriend, I don't have time to masturbate to sailor moon.

It's the Guinzishou/Imperium Silver Crystal and they don't die again till Season 5(Sailor Moon Sailor Stars), at Galaxia's hands. They either get beat down and trapped and leave Sailor Moon to haul their asses out of the fire and save the world. The world almost actually gets destroyed in Season 3 (Stars) because they manage to let loose both Pharaoh 90 and Sailor Saturn (The embodiment of the Goddess of Death).

By the way, Season 5 spoiler> The guys in the popular music group, The Three Lights are actually Senshi from another world. They transform from guys into gals during their transformations. X_X No man can be a Senshi, Naoko has said so.

I am now the biggest BSSM nerd here!

Torque

01-09-2011, 10:45 PM

They transform from guys into gals during their transformations. X_X No man can be a Senshi, Naoko has said so.

And now we arrive at the reason I stopped watching anime when I hit puberty. Because saturday morning cartoons should not be as fucked as the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

RobinStarwing

01-09-2011, 10:46 PM

And now we arrive at the reason I stopped watching anime when I hit puberty. Because saturday morning cartoons should not be as fucked as the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

What's wrong with the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Besides, fucked is how Chronicles of Riddick ended.

Torque

01-09-2011, 10:49 PM

What's wrong with the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Nothing... It was just fucked up!

Besides, fucked is how Chronicles of Riddick ended.

How did it end? I actually fell asleep around about the time some old bitch got pushed out of a space ship and turned into air or something. Did that happen?

Anyway, I think I saw the chick from the first movie -that was pretending to be a dude- die, and that was about it for me.

RobinStarwing

01-09-2011, 10:51 PM

Nothing... It was just fucked up!

How did it end? I actually fell asleep around about the time some old bitch got pushed out of a space ship and turned into air or something. Did that happen?

Anyway, I think I saw the chick from the first movie -that was pretending to be a dude- die, and that was about it for me.

Pretty much and than Riddick took control of the Deadite Race or whatever it was called. It was pretty damn stupid.

Torque

01-09-2011, 10:53 PM

Pretty much and than Riddick took control of the Deadite Race or whatever it was called. It was pretty damn stupid.

*snort* "deadite"...
http://www.nefariousfilms.com/Images/Monsters/Deadite%202.jpg

Seriously tho, she like, what...? Died, and then they all saw the true meaning of christmas and handed over the reigns to Riddick? Did he at least have to kill Karl Urban first???

RobinStarwing

01-09-2011, 11:05 PM

*snort* "deadite"...
http://www.nefariousfilms.com/Images/Monsters/Deadite%202.jpg

Seriously tho, she like, what...? Died, and then they all saw the true meaning of christmas and handed over the reigns to Riddick? Did he at least have to kill Karl Urban first???

Yeah, he killed the leader first.

Token

01-09-2011, 11:09 PM

Wait. Hang on. Hold everything.

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1128031

The hammer is his penis?

Shyria Dracnoir

01-10-2011, 12:38 AM

The calls were coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE?!

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/wtffalcon.jpg

Krylo

01-10-2011, 12:53 AM

Yeah, he killed the leader first.

You keep what you kill.

Darth SS

01-10-2011, 02:03 AM

I just found out tonight that a guy I've been training with for 2 years is a recovering alcoholic who just hit 5 years sobriety. I discovered this at a pub, with my buddies, after repeatedly offering to buy him a beer.

http://i.imgur.com/qTLPM.gif

Doc ock rokc

01-10-2011, 05:01 AM

It was his sled.

He was a ghost all along.

The mother was dead all along.

they kill hitler

Ninjas

and I am reading your mind.

ChaoticBrain

01-10-2011, 06:00 AM

The Dark Warriors take all the credit for defeating Chaos?!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/6/8/1950977//BlackMageAtomicFBomb.png

Token

01-10-2011, 12:06 PM

Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch because of the cinnamon swirls in every bite? Holy shit.

Darth SS

01-10-2011, 01:12 PM

Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch because of the cinnamon swirls in every bite? Holy shit.

It gets worse.

Trix are for kids, silly rabbit.

Token

01-10-2011, 01:58 PM

It gets worse.

Trix are for kids, silly rabbit.

My god. That's... Wow. Next you'll be telling me Batman's parents are dead!

Donomni

01-10-2011, 01:59 PM

Wait, whoa, I think you blew my fucking mind.

Voldemort actually comes back?! Shock and awe.

SHOCK AND AWE!

Next thing you know you'll be saying shit like Naruto's got a piece of a Elder God-thing in him.

My god. That's... Wow. Next you'll be telling me Batman's parents are dead!

http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww38/omgnowayholycow09putnam/spockirk2.gif

Si Civa

01-10-2011, 02:18 PM

Someone said that Syd Barrett went crazy. That guy gotta be taking acid.

Magus

01-10-2011, 06:29 PM

Krypton was actually destroyed by a supercomputer or it just didn't tell everybody it was going to blow up or something like that and then it became a walking android robot dedicated to destroying everything in the universe to become the only source of knowledge? WHAAAAT?

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

01-10-2011, 07:24 PM

5 Pages and not one mention of what Soylent Green is? It's people btw.

Torque

01-10-2011, 07:50 PM

5 Pages and not one mention of what Soylent Green is? It's people btw.

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39247

Also, Big Boss is the legendary mercenary commander of Outer Heaven! J'accuse! (Translation: WHAAAAT??!!)

RobinStarwing

01-11-2011, 12:43 PM

All good things must come to an end. *Enterprise-Ds explodes as Anti-Time rupture closes*

Flarecobra

01-11-2011, 01:39 PM

All good things must come to an end. *Enterprise-Ds explodes as Anti-Time rupture closes*

But it really doesn't.

Sisko becomes a Prophet from the Wormhole.

A Zarkin' Frood

01-11-2011, 01:47 PM

Aeris is Luke's father.

RobinStarwing

01-11-2011, 02:12 PM

Vader is Luke's father I thought?

Flarecobra

01-11-2011, 02:13 PM

I hope that one's a joke... or from something else that I don't know.

tacticslion

01-11-2011, 06:03 PM

Dumbledore is killed by SNAPE!*

*No, seriously, this is a spoiler, and I know a couple people who are... somehow... spoiler-free (and still reading... gah), so, you know, the tags.

ALSO, this is given the use of: the connotative (modern/slang use) of "gay" - that of homosexual - not the actual definition, though I do suppose that much of the time he is gay by the proper and original definition as well, which leads to the oft-quoted idea that "he's crazy". Still, the latter is less correct for it is only situational, while the first is a constant.

Geminex

01-11-2011, 06:09 PM

Vader is Luke's father I thought?
WHAAAAAAT?!

ChaoticBrain

01-11-2011, 06:27 PM

Vader is Luke's father I thought?

THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

RobinStarwing

01-11-2011, 06:56 PM

Gates decides he needs a haircut when he dies.

And General Amit is out of reasons to be angry.

CelesJessa

01-11-2011, 07:05 PM

Watch out Snake!

That's not Master Miller!

Torque

01-11-2011, 07:41 PM

Watch out Snake!

That's not Master Miller!

But they sound exactly alike, how can two totally different people not have the same voice?!?!?!?!

Specterbane

01-11-2011, 07:47 PM

But they sound exactly alike, how can two totally different people not have the same voice?!?!?!?!

That's the power of an accent.

Magus

01-11-2011, 08:49 PM

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2209/atrapitis.gif

It really is. The Emperor has a whole fleet of battleships waiting on the other side of the moon to ambush them.

RobinStarwing

01-11-2011, 09:13 PM

http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/Slayers/lina/slayers_lina034.jpg?=123

"I am the Mother of all Darkness. I am one who has dreamed for years uncounted of regaining my form. I am darkness beyond blackest pitch. Deeper than the deepest night. I am the sea of chaos, the source of all chaos. That is how you describe me. I am the Lord of Nightmares."

"My mind is my power. Power is my mind. When uncorrupted by other elements, my mind becomes my purest power."

^_^ How's that for spoilers?

Torque

01-11-2011, 10:16 PM

^_^ How's that for spoilers?

I don't know who or what that is. You could quote scripture at me and I wouldn't know the difference.
Therefore that is a crappy spoiler.

Tev

01-12-2011, 12:30 AM

Silly Torque; that's Lina Inverse. And Robin, I honestly wasn't surprised at all when that happened.

Ummmm....nerdy spoiler nerdy spoiler......Yawgmoth isn't dead! Phyrexia's still cranking out baddies too. Urza did a shit job and Gerrard's heroic sacrifice was for nothing.

A Zarkin' Frood

01-12-2011, 10:53 AM

Vader is Luke's father I thought?

I hope that one's a joke... or from something else that I don't know.
Hate to toot my own horn, but these are the first real WHAT?!s in this thread. I think I deserve a little recognition here.

Hanuman

01-12-2011, 11:23 AM

Hate to toot my own horn, but these are the first real WHAT?!s in this thread. I think I deserve a little recognition here.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/toot.png

Geminex

01-12-2011, 01:22 PM

See?
This is why the Seil-tag has to be available for normal users. That is to say, everyone but seil.

A Zarkin' Frood

01-12-2011, 02:01 PM

Only Lev used a topical comic that totally owned (with a p) the shit out of me. I've never seen a Seil post do that. Of course, I'd love to be proven wrong. I didn't really follow this Seil thing, and what makes his brand of posting so special. I also slept through that "What defines a Seil post?" seminar. All I know about Seil is that he's that person, so please don't yell at me for not knowing how to post like Seil and which posts deserve that Seil seal of approval. Or whatever you people call tags these days.

Darth SS

01-12-2011, 02:10 PM

The White Ranger is the old Green Ranger? WHAAAAT!?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

01-12-2011, 02:24 PM

The White Ranger is the old Green Ranger? WHAAAAT!?

Bullshit. White and Green are completely different numbers.

RobinStarwing

01-12-2011, 05:20 PM

Silly Torque; that's Lina Inverse. And Robin, I honestly wasn't surprised at all when that happened.

Neither was I but it was still awesome in that "What The Bleep?" way. ^_^

Oh, and here is another one for you all.

There are survivors in New York City!

Fenris

01-12-2011, 05:29 PM

See?
This is why the Seil-tag has to be available for normal users. That is to say, everyone but seil.

That's stupid and you're stupid.

Geminex

01-12-2011, 06:00 PM

That's stupid and you're stupid.

Words hurt, you know.

White and Green are completely different numbers.
WHAAAAT!?

Krylo

01-12-2011, 06:17 PM

Words hurt, you know.

We do know.

We have to read your posts.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

01-12-2011, 06:32 PM

That's stupid and you're stupid.

He does have sort of a point though. What's the use of a Seil tag when every post made by Seil is by default a Seil post?

Premmy

01-12-2011, 06:40 PM

He does have sort of a point though. What's the use of a Seil tag when every post made by Seil is by default a Seil post?

occasionally seil will post a not-seil post
edit:
OH SHIT!
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs17/300W/i/2007/199/9/d/The_Blue_Spirit_by_kelly_fox_by_zuko_fans.jpg

Kyanbu The Legend

01-12-2011, 06:42 PM

WHAT!? Ash LOSES the shinoa League to a cheating bastard with ubers!?!?

WHAT!? Ash's STILL ten years old!?

Flarecobra

01-12-2011, 06:46 PM

http://www.shophyperformance.com/cart/images/thumb/17-509.jpg

http://www.pics-site.com/wp-content/uploads/Dumbest-Car-Spoilers-5.jpg

http://www.shophyperformance.com/cart/images/thumb/17-503.jpg

Fenris

01-12-2011, 06:50 PM

He does have sort of a point though. What's the use of a Seil tag when every post made by Seil is by default a Seil post?

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1099891&postcount=70

Geminex

01-12-2011, 06:57 PM

Fenris is not a very nice person.

Professor Smarmiarty

01-12-2011, 06:59 PM

This thread used to be good.... WHAT?

RobinStarwing

01-12-2011, 07:11 PM

http://www.performance-car-guide.co.uk/images/L-Plymouth-Road-Runner-Superbird.jpg

Darth SS

01-12-2011, 07:14 PM

I just watched the last episode of Blackadder.

If you've seen it, you know why the "WHAAAT!?" reaction was so wholly appropriate.

Flarecobra

01-12-2011, 07:15 PM

http://www.securiteaerienne.com/ill/a330-spoilers-back.jpg

Professor Smarmiarty

01-12-2011, 07:44 PM

I just watched the last episode of Blackadder.

If you've seen it, you know why the "WHAAAT!?" reaction was so wholly appropriate.

No I don't?
Like you should pretty much expect the ending considering how seasons 1-3 ended (I'm assuming by last episode you mean end of season 4).