"Useful"

[Hanuman]

I was thinking, in a general sense for nearly any job, what are the top 10 measurable qualities for one's usefulness which has nothing to do with any one job requirement?

The ability to interject martial arts into every single conversation.

MOTIVATION
????


Totally fixed.
I currently work in the endoscopy department of a hospital.
Hm.

Allowed to beat the crap out of them?

Found you a list. (http://www.helium.com/items/543149-top-10-qualities-and-skills-employers-seek)
measurable qualities
Very few of those are measurable, but the list is appreciated.

[TDK]

1. Common sense.

[Azisien]

Punctuality, Efficiency.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Defication

[shiney]

The ability to interject martial arts into every single conversation.

MOTIVATION

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Defication
????

Defecation
Totally fixed.
I currently work in the endoscopy department of a hospital.
Defecation: It's a quality a lot of patients there don't have. We try to help with that problem. We make them better at their jobs by helping them to regain the gift of defecation.






Yeah, I totally made a poop joke. So what? Sue me! For having an unoriginal and shitty sense of humor.

On Topic: Willingness. (EDIT: shiney probably beat me to it, or something)

EDIT: A high bullshit tolerance.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I MEANT DEDICATION

[Archbio]

Nepotism!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Being able to wrestle a bear with your eyes.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I MEANT DEDICATION

I see, apologies, good sir.

[PyrosNine]

DEIFICATION

[ChaoticBrain]

Defenestration?
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/locke-defenestration.jpg

[Bells]

i would add Pride to that least.

I mean, you need to be proud of what you do and of the team you belong to, that usually is a sign that things are going well, right?

[Geminex]

Distillation.
Cause alcohol is expensive.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

i would add Pride to that least.

I mean, you need to be proud of what you do and of the team you belong to, that usually is a sign that things are going well, right?

Wait, didn't the Devil rebel cause of pride? This one only works in finance I think.

[Seil]

Found you a list. (http://www.helium.com/items/543149-top-10-qualities-and-skills-employers-seek)

[phil_]

That site made me nauseous, Seil. Why would you want to make me ill?

[Hanuman]

Also, I am now hijacking my own thread. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gekvgUQu6k)

[Fenris]

No, you're not.