Would you date yourself?

[Bells]

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[Osterbaum]

This is a pretty hard one. I can be a real jack-ass, intentionally and unintentionally. But I've also been known to shape up quite a bit, even get romantic, for the right person. Would I myself be such a person? This is a tough one, I need to think about this more.

e: Also, one physical aspect enhanced... She-me could be slightly thinner I guess, depending on how exactly would my current physique be 'gender-adapted'. Not a must though anyway. Bigger boobs? A bit too obvious. I think I'll go with red hair and/or a more interesting hairstyle etc. I have a fetish (not a sexual one, alteast not in the um... negative sense I guess) for red hair and hair in general I guess. So that.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Well obviously.
The more important question is: Would you date yourself- after getting the chance to ride the SMB-train?

[Geminex]

Would female SMB have a beard?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Of course. And you wouldn't care!

[Osterbaum]

I propably would. Tap that, that is.

[Amake]

Would? I'm dating myself right now - and loving it!

Yeah not really but I'm open to the possibility. I'm equally attracted to opposites and symmetries, not like some people who'll tell you you need to be different to have some kind of relationship dynamic, convergence or chiasmus or whatnot. That's cool but it works just as well with peaceful understanding. I guess it's part of the human condition, longing for calm and excitement at the same time, you get instinctively drawn to whichever state you're not in but with age you learn to love the moment you're in and whoa this rant came out of nowhere.

[Osterbaum]

Opposites attract might be true, but I'm pretty sure that similarities attract too.

[Loyal]

I'm pretty sure I'd bore myself too much.

[Flarecobra]

...Do you all REALLY want another me around?

[Geminex]

Clearly we would fight to the death. There can be only one.

[Token]

There would be the most epic of hatefucks.

[Aerozord]

well how exact? Cause if she-me has all my likes, interests, and knowledge. Things would get dull fast.

[Loyal]

...Do you all REALLY want another me around?Bringing one's own date to this place is one of the cruelest punishments (or worst dating activities anyway) I can imagine. Besides which I doubt any of us want to see a double of anyone else.

[TDK]

Fuck yeah. Me and girl-me would take over the world.

[Si Civa]

I have been told that I've nice ass by women couple and once time so I would swoon because how beautiful I'm if I were chick. There would be lots of desire, lust, love and moaning.

But female me would be lesbian because men are jerk, so no chance really.

[ChaoticBrain]

Nah, I hate fat chicks.

...wait.

[Bobbey]

Date myself? Hmm...I think it would probably get dull quite fast, since we'd probably be talking about music all the time. Although I could be extremly random all the time and the other person would be as random as I would, and none of each would tell the other when to stop. Sometimes I need to be told when to stop when I get too random :3

On the physical side, I'd be dating a small man-version of me, since I'm not very tall. And preferably with less boobs. Man-boobs aren't...nice. The weight would be fine though, I'm comfortable with my own weight and the man-version of me would feel good as well about that. I'm not one to judge on people's physical appearances anyways.

[krogothwolf]

I'd one night stand myself, not worth anything more then that. Then I would try to date the Bearded SMB female.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I wouldn't, too hair and I look like 16 year old when shaved. XD

[Dracorion]

My home would be the site of a glorious double auto-suicide.

[Krylo]

I'd never stop fucking myself.

So, really, nothing would change.

[Pip Boy]

We would play Strip Pokemon every single day.

[Funka Genocide]

I'd date 19 year old me.

I was fucking hot.

[akaSM]

Sure, why not? talking to myself is fun :D

[Seil]

Nope.

[Azisien]

Enh, maybe if I was drunk.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Opposites attract might be true, but I'm pretty sure that similarities attract too.

Actually differences attract. That's what I read in an article once. I can't find it anymore though. The gist was that we instinctively look for a partner with genes we don't have. Unless you're pregnant or on birth control. Then it's pretty much the opposite.

I have no idea if this is actually true and it's been a long time since I read that.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

It's a mixture of the two. Opposites do attract in the sense that you are talking about- it is a genetic diversification measure- but long-term relationships are more likely to hold together the more similar the people are.
Man if you tap up female SMB, you'll get a night of such useful facts.

[Geminex]

Could I just tap up her beard?

[Premmy]

I'd fuck my brains out.

[bluestarultor]

I'd have to say probably no on "dating," because while we'd have the same interests, we'd also understand each other's flaws well. Too well, actually. That would probably lead to us pretty much just sticking with each other and doing insanely geeky things without ever going out into the world.

I mean, it would be great to have another dedicated person on my game projects, but neither of us would probably see the light of day again. Well, not true, since we'd take walks and stuff, but neither of us would have real outside social interaction with other people again.

It would be totally great in some ways, but it wouldn't necessarily be good for us. We'd totally be best friends, though, mutually.

[Geminex]

The new tag is excellent.

[pochercoaster]

You're all a bunch of weirdos.

And you've filled my mind with horrible images.

[Fenris]

The new tag is excellent.

The fuck that was supposed to be mods only goddamnit broken fuck shit damn

[Bells]

You're all a bunch of weirdos.

And you've filled my mind with horrible images.

LOOK AT YOUR AVATAR!!!!

[Aldurin]

I could tolerate a clone of myself, but one that is further addled with PMS would be out of the question.

[Raiden]

Hells no. I leave the toilet seat up.

[synkr0nized]

...Do you all REALLY want another me around?

hahaha No

[Terisse]

Not in the least. I mean, seriously. Physically, I hate myself. Mentally, I can even annoy myself sometimes. Emotionally, even I can't put up with my own shit. I'd probably have to kill him/her/myself.

[CABAL49]

Threesome with SMB. And yes, I would totally tap my shelf (she+self hur hurrr). I would ask for bigger boobs than myself. Otherwise it would be a bit weird. But I would expect three straight weeks of self lovin', the power would result in the eastern coast of the United States catching on fire.

[Zilla]

I'd date myself, definitely. I'd get to know myself better, and I would get to experience myself from the outside for once, and that'd probably lead to a lot of introspective analysis, and I'd learn a lot.

And if it was myself that I was dating, she (not changing her gender... 'cause I'm like that) would probably grow from the experience too, and from there, we'd have to assess the relationship again, probably.

Chances are we'd work out.

That and we know each other's kinks, and oh boy, that would get.... *blushes*

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm totally going to need to form a list. Position on the list will be strictly decided by the size of your E-peen!

[Si Civa]

And if it was myself that I was dating, she (not changing her gender... 'cause I'm like that)

It's kinda creepy of course that I remember you from this and from your very good discussion posts, but that's how life and memory work I guess.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Me and girl me are having a foursome with Krylo and Krylette.

[Osterbaum]

And if it was myself that I was dating, she (not changing her gender... 'cause I'm like that)[...]
You would be dating your exact clone.

[Bells]

I know! Super hot, amirite?

[Osterbaum]

As much as I'd want to say no, you know not to seem too sexist, I just... Yeah.

[Zilla]

Oh you guys and your twincest fantasies...

...

Me and my twincest fantasies...

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Twins would be really boring. No differentiation, no spice, no excitement.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Twins would be really boring. No differentiation, no spice, no excitement.

That only tells me you've never had a pair.

[Geminex]

Okay, seriously, has anyone?

Because I think if you'd had a threesome with twins, that automatically disqualifies you from posting here. There's a law or something. Can't have your cake and eat it too. Or, rather, can't have media-idealized sexual experiences and great conversation dick jokes too.

Just not natural.

[Fenris]

The one thing that would weird me out the most about having sex with twins is that it would be implied that the twins had sex with each other, which to me is kinda squicky.

[krogothwolf]

The one thing that would weird me out the most about having sex with twins is that it would be implied that the twins had sex with each other, which to me is kinda squicky.

What about any other sibling? or cousins? or mother and daughter? Or for SMB, grandfather and the other sides grandmother.

[Amake]

The one thing that would weird me out the most about having sex with twins is that it would be implied that the twins had sex with each other, which to me is kinda squicky.

Only if the balls are touching, am I right?

[Fenris]

What about any other sibling? or cousins? or mother and daughter? Or for SMB, grandfather and the other sides grandmother.

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

[Fenris]

Only if the balls are touching, am I right?

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

[Amake]

So yeah I guess a devil's threesome doesn't count as "media-idealized" even if it involves twins. So I can safely say, been there, done that, and really all kinds of threesomes are more about logistics than feelings which honestly gets old fast.

(Unless you're into sports I guess.)

[Archbio]

Sports are awesome.

And by sports I mean mindblowing, uninhibited sex.

Really, if two football team were to go at each other in a full contact orgy, that might count as an insescapable exercise in cold logistics to some degree, but anything else short of that really doesn't have to be that way.

[Zilla]

I like how "dating your clone" took 5 pages to become "sex with twins."

*goes back to snuggling with Omega Zilla.*

[bluestarultor]

I like how "dating your clone" took 5 pages to become "sex with twins."

*goes back to snuggling with Omega Zilla.*

Hey, that's actually pretty restrained. :P

[Thadius]

I, huh, hum. Okay. Gimmie a second.

Hmm. A female version of myself. Well. I do think I've found a concept that both intrigues and terrifies me at the same time.

...Yeah we'd probably date. If by 'date' you mean 'take over the world.'

[Zilla]

That's cause my kinks are... subtle....

Unless you're talking about the twin sex thing, because, I was commenting on how long it took, as opposed to what you would expect, which would be twinsex by page 2.