Seil Bashings Are Us!

[Seil]

Since "Toys Are Us" is grammatically wrong twice, and I refuse to substitute single letters for words, that's the thread title I'm going with. Anyways, with everyone exhausted and full of negativity, let's discuss:

Seil is a privelleged white person who lives in the suburbs. Seil does not like Scary Go Round but does like CtrlAltDel. Seil is a total pussy. Seil writes poor reviews on movies. Seil believes in gun control but thinks that it should be regulated partly by gun activists to ensure fair say in the matter. Seil is a total pacifist. Seil is a totally creepy dude. Like seriously. He doesn't even know he's doing it. Seil never played Time Splitters, can't get into Demon's Souls or Dragon Age and doesn't like any of the later Final Fantasy games. Seil buys a lot of books that he's told are important classics but never gets around to reading them. Seil is an attention whore. Seil likes kids but hates to see the qualities in them that he shares and dislikes about himself. Seil is far too focused on how he thinks people perceive him. Seil never really gets out much, and spends a whole bunch of time on the internet.

[synkr0nized]

Seil is an attention whore.

Naw, you think?

[Whomper]

What is this I don't even

[Darth SS]

Seil never played Time Splitters, can't get into Demon's Souls or Dragon Age and doesn't like any of the later Final Fantasy games.

Seil never played Time Splitters

never played Time Splitters


Get the fuck off mah internetz.

[Bells]

Does Seil like Seels? This has always bugged me ... i mena, they do turn into Dewgongs... but still.

[Fenris]

What is this I don't even

Seconded.

[Seil]

I don't know - just something stupid after the other thread last night. I was thinking I could make something silly to distract from it, and since everyone (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1027333&postcount=1) enjoys (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1086013&postcount=2) poking fun (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1054824&postcount=11), I thought it was a good idea.

Obviously not.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Seil is a dickhead!!
Am I doing it right?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

No, the only way to do it right would be if no one replied to this thread. It's impossible to do it right now. So we can all spread lies or truths or both about Seil.

Seriously, having never played TimeSplitters is something you should try to remedy. At least play the second and last game. I can't vouch for the quality of the first one, never played it.

Wait, I guess that means I never played TimeSplitters either, haha... ha.

[BitVyper]

Seil is pretty okay.

[Bells]

Typical BitVyper... judging people on their looks. Hey man, just because Seil is pretty that doesn't mean he doesn't have important stuff to say ok? Back off, alright!?!

[Pip Boy]

Its okay Seil. I respect you anyway. Come ere and gimme a bro hug!

[krogothwolf]

Its okay Seil. I respect you anyway. Come ere and gimme a bro hug!

After you give him a little bro probing?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Let's all bro-probe Seil to show him that we actually like him.

[Si Civa]

I'm pro-Seil as much as anybody should be! But I don't like hugging, sorry!

:|

[krogothwolf]

But the probings okay?

[Terisse]

Seil provides me a daily dose of entertainment when I otherwise need it pretty badly. Pro-Seil, anti-probing.

Seil does not like Scary Go Round

I will kill you in your sleep.

[Pip Boy]

Seil needs to get L4D2 and join our steam zombie-apocalypse nights. Just sayin.

[krogothwolf]

Siel would be a liability there. He'd stop to post images and lame articles for the zombies to read, they'd just follow the trail of them to you.

[Geminex]

Wait, wait.
The premise of this thread is flawed.
Why would we need a thread specifically to bash Seil?

[greed]

doesn't like any of the later Final Fantasy games.

Disliking FF13 is good enough in my book even if I disapprove of disliking FF12.

[CelesJessa]

doesn't like any of the later Final Fantasy games.

My question is: what classifies as "later Final Fantasy"?

[Bells]

My question is: what classifies as "later Final Fantasy"?

It usually means "Anything after 9"

[krogothwolf]

It usually means "Anything after 9"

But Final Fantasy Dress up was awesome!

[Flarecobra]

It usually means "Anything after 9"

I've seen some consider the "Latter" FFs as anything after it came out on the Playstation.

[akaSM]

Seil needs to get L4D2 and join our steam zombie-apocalypse nights. Just sayin.

I approve :dance:. Hey Seil, do you have L4D2?

Back on topic: Seil has pink posts. Oh, what a nice idea for a useless thread has come to me :D

[Si Civa]

Anything that came after original Final Fantasy and is called Final Fantasy is Johnny come lately. Fucking sell outs.

Back on topic: Seil has pink posts. Oh, what a nice idea for a useless thread has come to me :D

And it makes him more manlier than most of men. Not much though.

[Bells]

Wait, wait.
The premise of this thread is flawed.
Why would we need a thread specifically to bash Seil?

You concnetrate the contents to save on packaging... think green, jackass!

[Jagos]

Let's all bro-probe Seil to show him that we actually like him.

*Flashbacks to CJ's Bromance video*

*curls into a fetal ball*

*shudders*

[Aldurin]

Why . . . how . . . what even . . . fuck you Seil.

[CelesJessa]

*Flashbacks to CJ's Bromance video*

*curls into a fetal ball*

*shudders*

The RAD BROMANCE video? I haven't watched that in awhile.

[Jagos]

The RAD BROMANCE video? I haven't watched that in awhile.

But the mental scars are STILL THERE!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I demand a link for my research. Which you may call probing for information if you wish.

[CelesJessa]

I demand a link for my research. Which you may call probing for information if you wish.

I am not responsible for mental scars. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_P1OhKUw6I)

[Si Civa]

I think that video works better when you think that one bearded man is SMB's female version even if taking some of brotherly love from it all at the same time.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

This is beautiful. Life is beautiful.
One day people will understand. I salute you, rad bros.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I think that video works better when you think that one bearded man is SMB's female version even if taking some of brotherly love from it all at the same time.


How do you know it's not? There's vast periods of the last few years I don't really remember- I'm not sure its not myself.

[Si Civa]

How do you know it's not? There's vast periods of the last few years I don't really remember- I'm not sure its not myself.

Oh hon, had I been lucky I'd know but we never went to bed so I can't be sure.

[Seil]

Also seil the best fastest way to get rep is to do something nice that people enjoy.

Well, I tried.

[Jagos]

I demand a link for my research. Which you may call probing for information if you wish.

O DEER GAWD NO!

THE MEMOREEES!!!!

THE ME-

MO-

REES!

*suddenly wears a polo shirt*

Bro!

[Hanuman]

Why not use letters in place of words?

[Fifthfiend]

Well, I tried.

You have to do better at it.

...I mean if this method isn't working for you, "be an abrasive dick" isn't exactly going to go better.

EDIT I am telling you as the person with THE MOST REP ON THE FORUM EVARZ (OR DID PREVIOUSLY IF ANYONE INDEED HAS SURPASSED MY NUMBER OF REP POINTS) that rep is dumb and it is a dumb thing to care about but inasmuch as you can't help wanting all those stupid gems basically what you have to do is post things that OTHER PEOPLE FIND TO BE

1. funny
2. clever
3. insightful
4. interesting
5. impressive
6. creative
7. endearing

More or less all of these can be done in a way that is either nice or jerky (endearing is tricky but also possible!) and the key point is that it is what OTHER PEOPLE find to have the qualities above so like there is a certain amount involved of playing to your audience and keeping in mind, not just what you will enjoy, but what other people will enjoy in your forum postings (NOTE - this thread is actually good as an attempt at doing this I feel you just didn't work out the delivery quite right).

And also it pays to mix and match the above factors! Like I'm pretty sure CJ gets loads of rep whenever she does a funny drawing, which covers both creativity and humor! I probably got the most rep I ever got from that time I baked those deadpool cookies for Vridis's avatar, which was plainly humorous, creative, and endearing.

And remember that after you've done all of that - none of it means shit because things you think are brilliantly witty will get jack but then like some random offhand thing you said will get four reppings. Which brings us back to rep being KIND OF DUMB and not really a thing to be worried about at all.

SO CONCLUDES,

FIFTHFIEND'S GUIDE TO BEING A REP-GETTING FORUM SUPERSTAR

BROUGHT TO YOU BY FIFTHFIEND, MAXIMUM-GEMS HAVING MEGAREPPOINTS SUPERDUDE EXTRAORDINAIRE

WITH WAY MORE REP THAN YOU MAKING HIM THE MOST BESTEST AND EXCELLENT THIS IS STUPID

EDIT: basically what I am getting at here is it might actually work out to everyone's benefit if some of ya'll didn't so much stop being repwhores, as started learning to be rep escorts.

[synkr0nized]

No but really if you are creating a thread or writing a post specifically with the hope of earning rep, even if it's just a small portion of the motivation, stop and think about what are you doing. You should probably consider not clicking "submit".

If you're trying to get some laughs or share something with NPF or just having a good time and the rep comes along with it, then great! But it shouldn't be a motive.


I'm not claiming this has been anyone's thought lately with threads, but I felt it was relevant to post this opinion.

[Krylo]

And also it pays to mix and match the above factors! Like I'm pretty sure CJ gets loads of rep whenever she does a funny drawing, which covers both creativity and humor!

Oh shit, right.

I have to rep CJ for some awesome shit she drew down in that RP I am running.

I always forget to push that stupid button.

[rpgdemon]

No but really if you are creating a thread or writing a post specifically with the hope of earning rep, even if it's just a small portion of the motivation, stop and think about what are you doing. You should probably consider not clicking "submit".

If you're trying to get some laughs or share something with NPF or just having a good time and the rep comes along with it, then great! But it shouldn't be a motive.


I'm not claiming this has been anyone's thought lately with threads, but I felt it was relevant to post this opinion.

Yeah, seriously, I totally agree. Man, getting rep shouldn't be anything that anyone is concerned about.

[Krylo]

I think I'm going to start abusing my negarep powers on anyone who uses the rep me tag.

Starting now.

[Seil]

No but really if you are creating a thread or writing a post specifically with the hope of earning rep, even if it's just a small portion of the motivation, stop and think about what are you doing. You should probably consider not clicking "submit".

Just to say, I wasn't really makin' this for rep, just the reason in original post: everyone wanted to beat up on someone after the "sigh" thread, I thought it just as well that someone should be me. Mostly 'cause people do it anyway, and more often than not, someone gets banned by... those kinds of threads.

That "something fun that everyone can enjoy" quote was simply because thats what I wanted the thread to be; where the quote came from wasn't a factor in choosing it.

[synkr0nized]

It's almost like I knew you would think I was hinting at you!

[Seil]

Yeah, I got that from your post.

[synkr0nized]

'cause it's looking to me like you didn't notice, I'll point out how I have now twice confirmed I wasn't talking about you.

[Krylo]

not lookin' to make an emo Seil here

Why not?

I think he'd be adorable with emo hair and dark eyeliner.

[Seil]

Like... bubblegum emo or angry emo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVG22_tnSCA)?

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