Where's the beef?!

[Fifthfiend]

???????

[Geminex]

In my pants. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj1EDNVQsgY)

[Flarecobra]

Depends. Do you play Tauren?

[Amake]

In my tummy. I ate all the beef.

[Specterbane]

Well are we talking Tasty Meat (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Tasty_Meat)? Or Red Meat (http://www.gamefaqs.com/nes/563433-the-legend-of-zelda/faqs/12694) (somewhere around the middle, N.W. of Dungeon 1)? And Zeldapedia should be ashamed for not having an entry on Red Meat.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

It was wherever I did go

[Si Civa]

Look at the mirror and see that you are the beef.

And be okay with that. Also train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins and blah, blah, blah, let's save America from dirty vegetarians already.

[Mr.Bookworm]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/14/alg_old_spice.jpg

Hello ladies,
Look at your man,
Now back to me,
Now back at your man,
Now back to me,
Sadly he isn't me,
But if he stopped using lady scented bodywash
He could smell like he is me.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You are on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.
What's that in your hand,
Back at me, I have it,
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love,
Now look again, the tickets are now beef.
Everything is possible when you man smell like old spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse

[Pip Boy]

Hya!

[shiney]

My wife got me the "I'm on a horse" t-shirt for christmas. And some old spice.

And a pretend horse.

I don't know whether to :> or :<

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/StrikingBrownEyes.png

You can't get past it, can you - the striking brown eyes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6iEGzLPjg&feature=feedu). Don't worry... that's commonplace.

[Flarecobra]

I wouldn't mind taking a meat tenderizer to it.

[Azisien]

The beef is going into my hamburger helper! Tonight!

[Magus]

The beef is going into my hamburger helper! Tonight!

Sounds like what I did to the punch at my high school reunion.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

IN MAH BELLEH

[Seil]

Here it is. Right here. (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2afaSy/lsdex.ru/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/psychedelic-trippy-acid-kaleidoscope-lsdex-1600x1200.swf)

Also:

IN MAH BELLEH

You have no beef! (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/030404.gif)

[Archbio]

Somewhere in Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsauf gaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz)

[PCD]

Not with Fawful. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVrgSaVOhnU#t=0m37s)