View Full Version : Let us engage in gentlemanly things.
EVILNess
03-12-2011, 08:51 PM
Quick someone suggest some things that are gentlemanly!
(Cause I got nothing.)
Eltargrim
03-12-2011, 08:53 PM
Smoking bubble pipes.
Am I doin it rite? (http://artofmanliness.com/)
Flarecobra
03-12-2011, 09:08 PM
Wear a monocole, top hat, and dress nice.
Shyria Dracnoir
03-12-2011, 09:27 PM
Learn how to play a lute. Bitches love lutes.
You gotta do it well though, otherwise they'll smash the thing over your head and garrote you with the strings.
Bells
03-12-2011, 09:33 PM
Learn how to play a lute. Bitches love lutes.
You gotta do it well though, otherwise they'll smash the thing over your head and garrote you with the strings.
Or you can be a real gentle--MAN-- and play the F-LUTE
totally bitching possibilities (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg)
Also, raise the pinky while eating or drinking anything. That's pretty formal and social... even while eating bacon.
You should also discuss trivial matters as if they were important all the while making it sound like the subject is boring as fuck (which probably is anyways)
Kerensky287
03-12-2011, 09:36 PM
LET'S FIGHT LIKE GENTLEMEN. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7A6CIAOoVg&feature=related)
Magus
03-12-2011, 09:39 PM
My good sirs, I dear say that these cultural doings of the commoners on the internet box are quite tiring. Let us retire to the den for a bracing game of wist, shall we?
*sip of claret*
Aldurin
03-12-2011, 09:44 PM
http://dapperdecorum.com/image/cache/data/married-to-destiny-500x500.jpg
Read up guys, you're obviously in need of some refinement for your finery.
bluestarultor
03-12-2011, 09:49 PM
A gentleman must have an appreciation of the arts. Therefore, should he be musically inclined, he should, should he be struck by the inspiration of his muse, compose a short piece for his next visitors. Should he be lacking in said genius, he should perform a short piece for his guests from another.
If he is married, a duet with his wife shows his bond with her.
Azisien
03-12-2011, 09:53 PM
Eat biscuits and tea? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4SJ0xR2_bQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=122s)
Ride a bitchin' high-wheel bicycle.
Doc ock rokc
03-13-2011, 01:55 AM
Are you Hitting on me?
...
ARE YOU SAYING I LIKE DUDES!
Shyria Dracnoir
03-13-2011, 02:10 AM
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1298643725778.jpg
EVILNess
03-13-2011, 02:27 AM
Are you Hitting on me?
...
ARE YOU SAYING I LIKE DUDES!
And Doc gets 10 points for getting it.
Doc ock rokc
03-13-2011, 02:46 AM
And Doc gets 10 points for getting it.
[And then a wacky chase scean happened]
WAIT COMEBACK I LOVE GIRLS!
ChaoticBrain
03-13-2011, 04:36 AM
I say, all this strenuous activity is most ungentlemanly. Come, let us return to my humble mansion where we shall play the most gentlemanly game known to man.
Laser tag.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1cmnlfqrhXg/TWHDO0Glp0I/AAAAAAAABJo/2juXSDGrNDM/s1600/laser%2Btag.jpg
Darth SS
03-13-2011, 07:54 PM
I shaved this morning, with a straight razor using shaving soap I whipped up myself. I then put on a suit before driving to meet a potential employer, where we had a meeting at a swanky lounge and drank scotch.
I thin I've done well for the day.
Fifthfiend
03-14-2011, 06:47 PM
I'm gonna go brutalize and oppress indigenous peoples while telling myself it's for their own good.
Osterbaum
03-14-2011, 07:06 PM
I hope you brought a flag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8).
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