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shiney
03-28-2011, 12:22 PM
Right now I hate everything. Like, hate. Like, anyone seen "You don't mess with the Zohan"? The scene near the end with the white supremacist fake arab where he's all "Cause I HATE. THESE. PUPPIES."

That's the kind of hate! And I don't feel the need to state why, simply that I do, and now everyone else should share tales of hatred and misanthropy.

Seil
03-28-2011, 12:36 PM
Math totally sucks.

A Zarkin' Frood
03-28-2011, 12:44 PM
I remember when I hated everything. Was some years ago. I was the coolest kid on the block.

One time I actually told a guy I hated him. Several times. I think he was freaked out.

I hated myself too. I wanted to buy one of these "I hate myself and I want to die" t shirts with the rainbows and shit, but they wouldn't ship to my bullshit country which I also hated.

Now I don't hate so much anymore. I guess I'm getting old. I hate getting old. I'm perfectly fine with my mortality, but why do I have to die so slowly? Can't I be 20 years old until I'm eighty and then explode into some fun stuff and die just like that all at once?

Hate.

Specterbane
03-28-2011, 01:26 PM
All I know is, when you kiss a girl and she doesn't kiss you back...SHOT PUT HER ASS!

CABAL49
03-28-2011, 02:01 PM
I hate everything related to school. I hate waiting to hear if I have been excepted into study abroad. I hate that they keep switching my major around when I want to be a double major. I hate writing papers. I hate giving presentations. I hate reading in other languages. I hate words in other languages that look the same, but have completely different meanings. (kawaii and kowaii. wtf!) I hate being tired. I hate having homework in different languages. I now hate EVERY country, culture and political system.

This was nice.

Edit: Characters don't show up here. I hate this place.

PyrosNine
03-28-2011, 02:03 PM
Pyros doesn't so much 'hate' as extremely dislikes. Like a cat, there can be acute moments of scratching, hissing, and THE STARE, but afterwards there can be cuddles.

The closest I get to hate is when I say SON OF A BITCH at something that consistently vexes me, like the awkwardness of driving a car that I don't own through dangerously crazy traffic, or when something in my life that's normally good has an epic fail on me.

And there is video game rage, where I am frothing at the mouth because I HATE THIS STUPID GAME THAT I LOVE SO MUCH! Why can't you make that jump all the time, Prince of Persia? Why does a flaming demon head pop out of sync with all the other demon heads to kill me, Solomon's Key?

WHY ARE YOU A BASTARD, Death Mountain boss from LTTP, and the game designer of any level from DKC2 and 3?

Professor Smarmiarty
03-28-2011, 02:57 PM
I hate bullshit visa policies which basically mean I'm going to be stuck in a country with no work and incredibly difficult to interview overseas in a year.

shiney
03-28-2011, 03:14 PM
I hate whoever added a tag to my thread. Even though I could look it up, I hate that I should be made to.

Fuck you, person who edited my thread!

Fenris
03-28-2011, 03:16 PM
I hate that I had to add a tag to your thread! Even though you could have, I hate that I should be made to.

Fuck you, person who started this thread!

shiney
03-28-2011, 03:20 PM
FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE

Yeah! I said it! In public! It had to be said.

shiney_is_an_ass
03-28-2011, 03:25 PM
*cough*

shiney
03-28-2011, 03:27 PM
Looks like trollin' with potential for ban dodging. I better ban the IP that guy just posted from.

Fenris
03-28-2011, 03:29 PM
Nah man, I'll take care of it.

shiney
03-28-2011, 03:31 PM
I might have to approve of the direction this thread has taken.

Aldurin
03-28-2011, 04:20 PM
Be postive shiney, and if that fails overload your brain with so much intellectual thought/confusion that you don't have room for emotion.

I recommend watching Inception, Revolver and Matrix back-to-back.

BitVyper
03-28-2011, 04:46 PM
Fuck everyone who ever told me painkillers worked. Got my wisdom teeth (all four) out today. Took some T3s and they did jack fucking fuck all, so later on I took a perkiset. I was given to understand that this is one of those drugs that's supposed to make you just not give a shit. Two hours later, I have yet to have the blinding pain reduced, but I'm feeling a little sick, and generally just angry that the pills have done nothing and I seem unable to focus on anything longer than two seconds.

Kyanbu The Legend
03-28-2011, 04:48 PM
FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE

Yeah! I said it! In public! It had to be said.

Nobody would blame from doing so. XD

Hate Nintendo for Region locking the 3DS.

WHY WOULD YOU FORSAKEN US MIYAMOTO!!!!

BitVyper
03-28-2011, 04:51 PM
WHY WOULD YOU FORSAKEN US MIYAMOTO!!!!

That's some A grade Engrish.

Kyanbu The Legend
03-28-2011, 04:56 PM
Indeed it is. Don't care though, still kind of upset about that. (still buying 3DS and NGP/PSP2 though)

Osterbaum
03-28-2011, 05:03 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lekd80fH041qfkm1ko1_250.gif

bluestarultor
03-28-2011, 05:05 PM
Trying to defrag my computer after a chkdsk didn't do the job of clearing my space. I cleared out Gigabytes worth of data onto my server that I don't use often and was happily sitting at about 7GB free. Then it slipped for no good reason as it does on this Godforsaken install to about 6GB. No worries, plenty of room. Suddenly last night, BAM, 2 FUCKING GB FREE! It slipped down to 1.5 and I did a chkdsk like always, which usually resets shit. Nope, 2GB free. PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY WHAT I STARTED OUT AT BEFORE PURGING ALL THE GORRAM DATA!

Seriously, fuck this install. If it didn't mean losing all my highly expensive begged-from-school-and-irreplacable programming software, like Crystal Reports, I'd just buckle down and wipe the damn thing and start over.

Not that I couldn't, say, transfer it over to the server, maybe, but that could cause its own problems pulling it back with my luck. Plus over a wireless connection it would probably take overnight. That stuff is huge.


EDIT: Oh, joy, it just finished. 2GB. Where the HELL did I store the 4GB of data not currently on this thing?

rpgdemon
03-28-2011, 05:11 PM
You sure you don't have some sort of malicious, "Let's make Blue crazy" virus? :P

Professor Smarmiarty
03-28-2011, 05:13 PM
2GB, that's not even big enough for elephant porn.
You can probably hit some horses though.

bluestarultor
03-28-2011, 05:19 PM
You sure you don't have some sort of malicious, "Let's make Blue crazy" virus? :P

If Vista counts as a virus, then yes. This install was never the same after I deleted my mom's account from it when she got her own laptop. It used to be normal.


EDIT: Deleted some junk that had somehow undeleted itself (unless my vast and amazing psychic abilities reinstalled several GB worth of game installation data overnight) and got all the way back to 8.04GB free. Two refreshes later and I'm already down to 7.72.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
03-28-2011, 05:53 PM
So, this is a thread about hate then? Excellent! THough, I admit, I honestly don't have much to hte on, except for the fact that I STILL can't get hold of the complete series of Farscape on either dvd or by streaming it straight off the net. I thought I'd found a place I could watch them, but then it turned out mostof the links were several years old and were mostly dead, which was annoying, but not exactly hte filling. So I decided to re-watch Firefly instead while drinking Bud and pigging out on chcocolate, because why the fucknot! Therefore I am actually quite happy right now and not at all hateful.

It is a much better thing to be.

Hatake Kakashi
03-28-2011, 08:12 PM
2GB, that's not even big enough for elephant porn.
You can probably hit some horses though.

Smarty hates all porn that isn't elephant or horse. Even donkey. Though donkey on elephant seems to suit him just fine.

BitVyper
03-28-2011, 09:33 PM
FYI: The sensation of swallowing so much of your own blood that you start puking black is uniquely rich. I recommend everyone try it. Especially those teenaged vampire fans who like to talk about how good blood tastes.

phil_
03-29-2011, 12:07 AM
... drinking Bud ...Eww.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/225/peoplesbeerofrichmond.jpg

bluestarultor
03-29-2011, 12:38 AM
FYI: The sensation of swallowing so much of your own blood that you start puking black is uniquely rich. I recommend everyone try it. Especially those teenaged vampire fans who like to talk about how good blood tastes.

Blood tastes awful and anyone who says otherwise doesn't know what they're talking about. I approve of this motion.

batgirl
03-29-2011, 09:39 AM
I hate stupid preceptors who make fun of me and have the audacity to tell me that I don't know how to take a blood pressure even though I've been an EMT for 6.5 years. I can give him a reason for every one of my numbers but his response is that "I just suck." I also hate the fact that he won't stop making fun of me about it. "Want to take a blood pressure on this dead guy? I bet you'll still get it wrong." I hope he enjoys the complaints I've lodged against him.

I also hate emergency rooms right now. I go there to get my painful side and abdomen checked out for a possible hernia, not to sit in the OB room for 3 hours waiting for an ultrasound that they just "forgot" about, even after I asked them to check twice. I hate that the ultrasound bitch kept pressing very hard on my area of pain asking me if it hurt even when I asked her to stop. I also hate that the er tech tried to be an asshole and told me that nothing was wrong with me and gave me pain meds that burned my veins. I especially hate the doctor who discharged me with no pain meds.

Fuck everyone.

Amake
03-29-2011, 10:02 AM
I hate no one and nothing. I'm not afraid of anyone or anything. Life is good, and it's slowly getting better. I feel like I'm a part of this great engine of light and beauty called the world. It's the most wonderful day.

Sorry about busting in on y'alls loathification party, but sometimes I can't help myself. :)

BitVyper
03-29-2011, 10:10 AM
*reports post*

shiney
03-29-2011, 10:36 AM
Sounds like IQ got laid last night.

e: and/or he actually called back

Amake
03-29-2011, 10:44 AM
I most certainly didn't!

I'm just that optimistic.

Si Civa
03-29-2011, 10:50 AM
Or you get laid every night but wont tell us so we don't feel like shit.

I kinda don't dig Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Tarkus is boring. And I hate that I don't have my own apartment. So much hate.

Osterbaum
03-29-2011, 10:51 AM
I'm just that optimistic.
So you expect to get laid tonight then?

rpgdemon
03-29-2011, 10:52 AM
I really don't hate all too much either. Things are pretty nice, in general. :)

A Zarkin' Frood
03-29-2011, 11:03 AM
Hate Nintendo for Region locking the 3DS.
They clearly don't want my money.
I mean really, that's about the only reason I can see to own a handheld.
Without hacking the shit out of it, I mean.

Amake
03-29-2011, 11:11 AM
So you expect to get laid tonight then?
Or you get laid every night but wont tell us so we don't feel like shit. Wow, is everyone's mind stuck in the gutter? Is sex and possibly drugs the only thing that can make a person happy now?

(It's actually a large amount of rock and roll.)

rpgdemon
03-29-2011, 11:22 AM
Wow, is everyone's mind stuck in the gutter? Is sex and possibly drugs the only thing that can make a person happy now?

(It's actually a large amount of rock and roll.)

I hate that I was going to say it was Rock and Roll, but you happened to have it down below. Am I doing it right?

Osterbaum
03-29-2011, 11:47 AM
Wow, is everyone's mind stuck in the gutter? Is sex and possibly drugs the only thing that can make a person happy now?
Not at all, you can have sex and drugs without fun.

e: Also I love how you added "possibly drugs". That was all you, nobody mentioned drugs. You just admidted to liking drugs! : D

Si Civa
03-29-2011, 11:56 AM
I hate that I was going to say it was Rock and Roll, but you happened to have it down below. Am I doing it right?

Man, what a sell out you are.

Which kinda means I liked you were about not hatin' anything and all that cool stuff.

rpgdemon
03-29-2011, 01:09 PM
Ah, but my hate was a sort of new age, hippy hate. More like a, "Man, yeah, I totally hate that", than seething pitch, bubbling wrathfully.

Overcast
03-29-2011, 06:14 PM
I honestly hate every single one of you. Coming into this place day in and day out and reading the expertly crafted tripe you people call conversations would have made me blow my brains out years ago if I wasn't so set on outliving all of you and pissing on your graves. I hope I live my life terribly so I can see every single one of you in hell.

Nah I kid, I'm not much of a hate person, I deal mostly in growing apathy and depression.

russianreversal
03-30-2011, 12:59 AM
I hate the weather for not realizing that now that I have a job this 30-40 degree (-1 to 4.5C) mornings bullshit is unacceptable, especially after getting all the winter we could possibly want for the past 3 months.

Osterbaum
04-01-2011, 05:46 AM
I hate my goverment. I hate this supposedly democratic system.

The Argent Lord
04-01-2011, 11:00 PM
I love that this thread already exists when I was coming here to post something relevant. Wait, no not love, this is a hate thread, no love allowed.

Does anyone have one of those people who you hate so much that simply being reminded that they are still alive and have not, in fact, managed to choke to death on the seething bile of their own horribleness is enough to ruin your day? I totally have a person like that.

Ecks
04-14-2011, 01:17 PM
I have a whole troupe of them. Several of whom I am either tangentially related to or know personally (as opposed to, say, hating on public figures.

Also, I hate how those Godawful ponies have invaded the fucking internet. I can't even seem to trace the origin of their web popularity. Which is a good thing, because the person who started it would have been aborted from time, a la Leo when Aeris had enough of his assclownishness and buffoonery.

Melfice
04-14-2011, 02:32 PM
I hate not knowing why I feel like shit.

I do like knowing that long walks seem to clear up my mood, though.

Flarecobra
04-14-2011, 03:08 PM
I hate how I can't seem to land a job interview. -_-

A Zarkin' Frood
04-16-2011, 09:14 AM
I hate how my new computer does not allow me to get on the Internet despite everything being set up properly and stuff.

But that doesn't matter to me, because I know your love for me transcends internet connection. And know this, I love you too. I love you. <3
Let's have an Internet Group Hug, It's just a pity I don't have that Internet Group Hug picture on this miraculous machine I am using instead of my own. But you can imagine it!

Ryong
04-16-2011, 12:30 PM
I hate how BioShock and Steam hate eachother.

At least on my computer.

Seil
04-21-2011, 08:32 PM
I hate how I just spent $20 on a PSN card and found out later that the PSN is down.

Kyanbu The Legend
04-21-2011, 08:35 PM
I hate how I just spent $20 on a PSN card and found out later that the PSN is down.
For now anyway.

Hate cancer SO much now.

We REALLY need to cure this thing soon. It's killing off my family like a plaque.