FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[Nique]

LET US DISCUSS PROBLEMS OF THIS NATURE SUCH AS HOW WHEN THE IMAGE IS SLIGHTLY DISTORTED ON OUR FUTURISTIC MOVING-PICTURE DEVICES THAT WE MAY COME DOWN ON THE CABLE REPAIR MAN WITH WRATH NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A GOD. FOR WHEN LORDS OF THE EARTH ARE UNABLE TO WATCH "16 AND PREGNANT" OUR WORLD IS SHATTERED.

For example, my magic game box is slightly less impressive now that I cannot play high-tech interactive games over the internet. Stupid PSN.

[McTahr]

The light on my water filter is red. My drinking water is not pure.

I could fucking die.

[POS Industries]

My apartment is a mess and despite slaving 30 some hours a week selling cellular phones in a heated and air conditioned store, I just can't scrape together enough money to hire a maid.

Why has God forsaken me?

[Amake]

I am an extremely gifted writer, and I have such stories to tell, and thanks to the pampered welfare society I live in I'm free from such worldly concerns as making a living that could take time away from the work, but because I don't have any pressure it takes me a very long time to make any progress.

It's too easy to get distracted with the infinitely accessible entertainment available to me!

[Nique]

ALSO CHECK IT OUT HOW IS MY FAMILY SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH ONLY ONE CAR?! I DON'T CARE IF SOME KID IN THE DESERT HAS TO EAT DIRT FOR A LIVING BECUASE AN OIL RIG IS SUCKING ALL THE WEALTH OUT OF HIS COUNTRY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TAKE THE BUS?!

[Satan's Onion]

I only have access to high-speed internet for part of the day and some of the week. This means that sometimes, when I want to download something very large, like a new game, I have to wait...perhaps for up to three days. I often have no recourse but to amuse myself with the games, shows and music I've already loaded to my laptop WHY MUST I BE PUNISHED? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

[Seil]

So when Nique makes a thread... (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39877&)

Nevermind, I too am saddened over the loss of internet on my black game box.

[Premmy]

So I used to have a job where I sat around all day and played video games. Then the dryer at said job exploded and they moved me inside. Now I have to WORK every day. FUCK this shit.

[synkr0nized]

My motherboard was recalled and is currently in the mail back to the manufacturer. What the shit, how will I digitally annihilate my enemies? Oh right I have other computers. But not that one. Come on.

[Bells]

i have a Wii a PSP a PC capable of running all the latest games, cable Tv and i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored right now this is soooooooooooooo not fair, this world sucks! Also, i'm sick of reruns of my favorite shows all night, i want new episodes! gawd! why things never work out for me!?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

For example, my magic game box is slightly less impressive now that I cannot play high-tech interactive games over the internet. Stupid PSN.

This pain, I feel it. I've had to go back to playing the slightly less high tech ps2 instead, and that required first a setting up of said machine, and repeatedly requires the changing over of scart cables and power leads when switching between it, the ps3 and normal television for watching other things on my 19"1080HD TV. The hassle you know?

Also my massive timesink of a procrastination device (otherwise known as my computer) is being a fucktard and keeps either a) lagging all the time (I might have to wait up to 3 minutes to load something up!), b) crashes all the time (a further 5 minutes of waiting as I restart the thing) or c) loads up pages that i did not ask it to load up, forcing me to move my mouse hand slightly more and click a button to get rid of it!

Oh and don't even ask it to stream more than three episodes of a show at any one time, because that kills the speakers, forcing a return to problem b).

My god!

EDIT: See??! Just posting this very post took well over 2 whole minutes! The fuck?!

And whilst I'm still here, why the fuck is fuel for my car so damned expensive? Seriously I can't even go for a frikkin' month without having to fill up for another £20 worth! And where's all this dust coming from and ruining the paintwork and coating it in shit and where did these fucking scratches on the side come from and who the fuck dented the drivers side door?!!

And why does Portal 2 have to cost SO fucking much? 40 fucking pounds?! Are you shitting me?! I will NOT pay anything more than 30 thank you very much.

EDIT2: Grah, fucking typos!

[Osterbaum]

Why the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is goverment student aid the only social security aid that isn't in the cost-of-living index. And why are students the only group who are forced to take a loan before being eligible for basic income support.

[Amake]

I was browing the Youtube, rocking the shit out of basically all the music there is for free, and there was this one video that loaded slightly slower than its playing speed so I was forced to wait for several seconds before I could play it without interruption. Surely these are the end times.

[Flarecobra]

Why is it that they show 2 giant scoops of raisens on my box of Raison Bran, YET THERE IS CLEARLY NOT 2 SCOOPS OF RAISONS!?

[MuMu]

i have a Wii a PSP a PC capable of running all the latest games, cable Tv and i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored right now this is soooooooooooooo not fair, this world sucks! Also, i'm sick of reruns of my favorite shows all night, i want new episodes! gawd! why things never work out for me!?

You're not First World, dummy. We're supposed to fight lions for our lives and stuff.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

How manieth world is Brazil again, Mooms? No idea, but apparently you live under a bridge, if the location you've given is true.

My problems? I end my work as civil slave next monday and have to find a job again to earn the money I need to buy the fuel for the car I need to get to work.

Well, tough shit, first I need a car to pollute the environment with because I rocketed my last one off the road some months ago.

I also need new glasses, fuck that.

All these necessary possessions bind my freedom loving soul to the money. Which is a pretty abstract concept anyway. Fuck that, I'll just win in the lottery and solve all my problems forever. Err, I mean I'll revolutionize society by some means and make everyone happy.

Did I ever tell you I have wireless internet?

[TDK]

I got 99 problems but-

Oh wait I don't have any problems. My life is great.

[Aldurin]

Where the fuck are those flying cars everyone was promised? Also why is it that the developers didn't release Terraria the day after the trailer? I would have built/killed some epic shit by now.

[rpgdemon]

Nevermind, I too am saddened over the loss of internet on my black game box.

Racist.

The light on my water filter is red. My drinking water is not pure.

I could fucking die.

Dude, I drink water straight from the ground with no alterations at all.



Here's a real problem: New Firefox is ugly as heck, and now tabs just randomly pop in the middle of the other tabs with no rhyme or reason to it. I had to download an addon to use to make it not ugly terrible, but it doesn't fix the tabs popping in the middle of other tabs, but at least I figured out how to get the tabs on the bottom of my stuff again, as they should be.

Why didn't Mozilla realize that a ton of people who use their browser hate dumbed down stuff, and that they might want to use the old style of everything that is a real menu system?

[Overcast]

My current job pays wonderfully while allowing me someplace to live and breathe, but I am significantly antisocial because at some point it becomes painfully obvious I am gay, which until someone tells my de-facto national leader, his staff of beauracrats, and everyone that surrounds me that it is okay to be gay now I will get me fired.

Note: Considered first world because in a third world country I'd be hanged, and it is not okay to be gay and my excellent pay would be in female virgins to rape. Which are not a very highly tradable commodity even if I'm not going to rape any of them.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Still have a hard ass time finding work. (damn it New Jersey!)

Gonna keep bugging K-mart and a few other within walking distance places till I get in.

No working experience or not one of them is bond to hire me eventually.

[Flarecobra]

Yeah, spent the last 2 years trying to find a job as well here.

[TDK]

within walking distance places

gee if only you had a car

[CelesJessa]

My family's weekly family fun night (yes, my family is strange) is always at our house so I have to clean all of my junk out of the living room and to my room, which I spent forever yesterday cleaning. Dang it having a loving family who still gets together to eat dinner and play games once a week, what a hard life I live.

[Overcast]

gee if only you had a car

Or a girlfriend with a car. Or a Driver's License. Or reliable public transportation. Or...

[CelesJessa]

gee if only you had a car

It's kind of a vicious cycle. Cars take money to maintain, but you need a job to make money, but you need a car to get a job. But if you get a car and can't get a job then you're in trouble.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Or a girlfriend with a car. Or a Driver's License. Or reliable public transportation. Or...

This is gonna follow me for awhile isn't it.

[Ryong]

I had to punch down two lions and three boars to be able to access this computer and then I see this thread.

Come on guys.

I'd like to tell you all about a story of a fellow compatriot who somehow manages to not have to fight lions to live: the other day some of my friends got together at the house of one of them and one who couldn't go was HORRORIZED that we were going to do something without him, since he couldn't go because his father didn't let him use the car that day. Walk? No! Take a bus? No! Take a taxi? No!

The first world has taken him. There is no turning back now.

[TDK]

Pfft! Back in my day we had to fight two miles of lions just to get to school! In the snow! Uphill, both ways!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

There's another horrible thing about my life. I keep this list about stuff I still have to read, watch or play. Though, the only one I actually wrote down was for comics. Do you know that terrible feeling when you want to do something fun, but to do that you have to do something else that's also fun first because otherwise you'd waste all that perfectly fine fun? There are just way too many fun things for me to do. FML

[Nique]

Pfft! Back in my day we had to fight two miles of lions just to get to school! In the snow! Uphill, both ways!


Wasn't that a movie starring Micheal Caine? Two Miles of Lions? Yeah that was totally a movie.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

There's another horrible thing about my life. I keep this list about stuff I still have to read, watch or play. Though, the only one I actually wrote down was for comics. Do you know that terrible feeling when you want to do something fun, but to do that you have to do something else that's also fun first because otherwise you'd waste all that perfectly fine fun? There are just way too many fun things for me to do. FML

Oh I know that feeling. So many book/comic/game ideas... so little time.

[Seil]

Wasn't that a movie starring Micheal Caine? Two Miles of Lions? Yeah that was totally a movie.

No, that wasn't a movie. That's just Michael Caine.

EDIT

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicdepressingcomicweek51.png

[Fifthfiend]

I keep passing up opportunities because I'm terrified of losing the job that I hate.

[mauve]

Why is my download speed only 30kb/s on a good day? Why do I have to wait half an hour to load a 10 minute youtube video and several days to download new TF2 updates/L4D maps? Why is it faster to watch youtube vids on my not-really-a-smartphone phone than my gaming PC?

[phil_]

Why is it that they show 2 giant scoops of raisens on my box of Raison Bran, YET THERE IS CLEARLY NOT 2 SCOOPS OF RAISONS!?Why do you have to remind me that, without spell check, I'd have no idea how to spell raisins? Wait, crap, I got it on the first try.

Still, spell check. What kind of crap is this convenient piece of software that allows me to retain a second grader's spelling ability? Seriously. Now I gotta right-click that "convinient" up there to see how it's actually spelled, because I did not spell it right the first time. Off by a vowel; curses.

Why must you shackle me in ignorance, spell check?!

[Archbio]

Pfft! Back in my day we had to fight two miles of lions just to get to school! In the snow! Uphill, both ways!

Hey, it's true, this meme is the revamped version of older people telling you to shut up because you don't know what having it tough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo) really means.

Only now people of any age can get in on the action!

[Thadius]

Pfft! Back in my day we had to fight two miles of lions just to get to school! In the snow! Uphill, both ways!

YOU THINK YOU HAD IT ROUGH?

I HAD TO CROSS STATE LINES JUST TO GET TO SCHOOL.

SOMETIMES THERE WAS SNOW, SOMETIMES THERE WAS FIRE.

BUT THERE WAS ALWAYS PAIN.

NOW SOMEONE SEND A NURSE OVER WITH A HEARING AID, I LOST THE OLD ONE IN MY OVERSIZED EAR CANAL.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Why is my download speed only 30kb/s on a good day? Why do I have to wait half an hour to load a 10 minute youtube video and several days to download new TF2 updates/L4D maps? Why is it faster to watch youtube vids on my not-really-a-smartphone phone than my gaming PC?

I SO feel your pain. I can blame it on my wireless internet and being two floors above the router, which is also on the other end of the house. But loading youtube vids is something I often just don't do. ESPECIALLY IN THE INTERESTING INTERNET STUFF THREAD WHERE OFTEN ENOUGH BARE VIDEO LINKS WITHOUT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HINT ABOUT ITS CONTENTS CAN BE FOUND!!!!!

Well, at least people can't just post vids in the discussion forums and just go "yoyoyo, discuss, yo" anymore without incurring the wrath of the mods. And I don't even post there too much. Or ever. Most people just wouldn't really be okay with my tongue-in-cheek way to discuss some rather serious issues.

[Magus]

Sunday morning television is so devoid of entertainment I have to go on the internet to be mildly amused. The internet sucks! Maybe I'll read a book while reclining on the bed, but man, the book is kind of heavy and I don't have an eReader!

[Archbio]

Oh Lord... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GFqhCq2HA)

[Krylo]

Oh Lord... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GFqhCq2HA)

I just saw Janis Joplin's nipples.

[Amake]

This might be more of a third world problem but that video is blocked in my country because SME doesn't understand how the Internet works.

[Archbio]

I just saw Janis Joplin's nipples.

Janis Joplin is a First World Solution.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

As you undoubtedly know by now, Germany is the top country when it comes to Sony, Warner, Your Mom and others content-block craziness while I'm pretty sure no one would give two shits to block Justin Bieber from Sudan or wherever. So It probably qualifies as a first world problem.

[Magus]

Pretty sure Justin Bieber is the Great Satan so it probably would be in Sudan's dictatorial government (just assumin') interests to block him.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Yeah okay, maybe Justin Bieber was a bad example, I admit.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Wow I cannot handle criticism well.

How do I get past that? >_<

[Nikose Tyris]

Find someone who will criticize the FUCK out of you, and let him just do that for a while and not defend yourself at all.

basically let him just pick you apart, flaw by flaw, until basically every mean thing possible that can be said about you, is.

Then shake his hand.

[Magus]

Or join the army, I think the drill sergeant does that the first week. That way you can get paid to have it done to you.

[POS Industries]

Find someone who will criticize the FUCK out of you, and let him just do that for a while and not defend yourself at all.

basically let him just pick you apart, flaw by flaw, until basically every mean thing possible that can be said about you, is.

Then shake his hand.
I nominate Krylo.

[Krylo]

Wow I cannot handle criticism well.

How do I get past that? >_<

Find someone who will criticize the FUCK out of you, and let him just do that for a while and not defend yourself at all.

basically let him just pick you apart, flaw by flaw, until basically every mean thing possible that can be said about you, is.

Then shake his hand.

I nominate Krylo.

...Is it Christmas already?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

After raging all over the internet and almost getting banned on numerous sites.
I got over it. (maybe)

Ah nothing like a good raging to make a androgyne man fall back into perfect balance. :)

Sorry Krylo (guys at Penny and some random dude on Pojo beat ya to it), maybe next time this happens (you could set a watch to it! XD) you can critic my face off. :)

[Krylo]

Sorry Krylo

You're not ready for my 'critiques', anyway, I'm sure. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p73PZIDQuA)

[Loyal]

You aren't even gonna hook us up with a link, dude?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Who me?

Anyway,

You know once I sat down and asked my self the big question "do I really want to do this for a living?" I've learned that I actually don't have any interest in art or game design. Once I looked past the draw women part.

Well... hmm... So uhh... any good fields for me to look into? Since I'm going to have to get back to college soon. I don't know what I actually want to really do for a living.

[Token]

Manual labor.

[Overcast]

Token isn't entirely wrong, you should try some manual labor. It is hard yet rewarding work that honestly feels like you are achieving something in this world. As a terrible person once said, "The world need's ditch diggers too." Check out some construction work or something like that. It is a charming life from what I got out of it, I just didn't have the love for it my dad did.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Gonna try to love drawing again.

Boy do my life problems keep piling up. Our entire kitchen has been token over by ants over night. -_-

[rpgdemon]

Ants routinely invaded my house growing up, like every winter. I didn't know they were something considered something piling up. They were carpenter ants, too, and trying to destroy the house! :P

The little hexagon-type things, that have ant poison inside that the ants go into, get the poison-food, then bring it back to the den o' ants, work alright, and the liquid/syrupy poison that you put onto the little orange squares of cardboard and leave around work really well, but just be careful you don't do what I did and shove your hand into it. And also, be aware that you now have poison sitting around your house, and probably ought to wash your hands before you eat and stuff, more especially than usual.

Sorry I don't know the names of the products, I honestly didn't pay attention.

[Token]

Gonna try to love drawing again.


Forcing yourself to love something is ridiculous, and nowhere near the way to go about it.

Boy do my life problems keep piling up. Our entire kitchen has been token over by ants over night. -_-

Your kitchen is one lucky son of a bitch.

[Overcast]

At some point I am going to put, "God fucking dammit Token." In my signature so that I can save myself the time.

In the meantime, yes he is right. Art is the kind of thing that you can continue practicing while trying to pursue other hobbies. Explore avenues, expand your life, and don't make another thread that people can make fun of you about.

[Token]

At some point I am going to put, "God fucking dammit Token." In my signature so that I can save myself the time.


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfb652ygT1qejuee.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

So the flying ant like things aren't ant queens. Kinda makes sense given the number of these thing I've found and killed.

Bad news is they're termites. -_- Bought some spray, going on a genocidal killing spree. Won't record it because it'll be SO BRUTAL!! In a spray-y kind of way.

Saw them clustering around something in the big white light casing on the ceiling of our kitchen. Might be the queen, either way it's dieing too.

[Magus]

Actually as far as digging ditches go backhoes are probably a much more economical and swifter way of doing it. So the world doesn't need as many ditch diggers any more...you could try gardening.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Maybe it's nothing but ever since yesterday I can't seem to draw anything. >_<

It's weird and really bothering me. I can't draw anymore! ARGH!!

I've gotta try to fix this some how.

[rpgdemon]

Step 1: Pick up pencil.

Step 2: Move pencil across page

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

[phil_]

Phil's solution: hijack this thread (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40025) and draw whatever silly thing I suggest. This will also get you drawing stuff that isn't portraits, which I get the feeling you should be doing more often.

Also First World Problems! I have done nothing but watch these forums and read comics since Monday and I feel like a slob. I haven't even played any video games!

[Pip Boy]

I went to a buffet and the food was good, so I ate a little too much. Now my tummy hurts.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Step 1: Pick up pencil.

Step 2: Move pencil across page

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

By GOD! That's just crazy enough to work!

Phil's solution: hijack this thread (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40025) and draw whatever silly thing I suggest. This will also get you drawing stuff that isn't portraits, which I get the feeling you should be doing more often.

Also First World Problems! I have done nothing but watch these forums and read comics since Monday and I feel like a slob. I haven't even played any video games!
This is also brillant.

And shame on you! Those poor consoles just sitting there collecting dust.

Give them love damn it!

[Doc ock rokc]

My mother has been out of a job for 2 years and companies wont hire her, one says she will never be hired unless she takes a position that gave only a third of her former pay.
also she will probably never retire thanks to the recession and 9/11

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Ouch, has she tried studying a new field?

[Doc ock rokc]

Ouch, has she tried studying a new field?

Yes. if you looked at her resume you would see a wide verity of jobs in almost every field (from computer development to managing projects fro banks)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'm sure something will come up eventually.

She'll find a good paying job soon, just gotta keep on trying.

[CelesJessa]

I hung out with my best friend too much, she was sick and now I'm getting sick. Damn you socialization!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Got my love for drawing back.

Cause there's no problem Captain Falcon's theme song can't fix. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L0pW3Eol6k)

Gonna cook up some sick shit and give my male characters (from "Mischief Knights") the love they need and deserve.

[Darth SS]

I hung out with my best friend too much, she was sick and now I'm getting sick. Damn you socialization!

I was really sick last week. Due to a combination of vomiting and diarrhea I eventually became so dehydrated my sister had to take me to the hospital to receive an IV. Now all better.

My first world problem?

I can't find a damn jerb. I'm seriously considering just saying "screw it" and spending the 500$ to get my bartending license, but then I would really really need to find a bartending job quickly because without those 500 scrillas rent will be tricky next month. Apparently part-time jobs don't exist in Saskatoon. Currently I am bored out of my mind and spend at least 7 hours a day on the internet or watching Netflix, and 2 hours a day in the gym. It has been suggested that I use my newfound free time to learn to juggle.

[rpgdemon]

Juggling's fun. And easy! Go for it.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And it's cool to show it off too!


I need to stop getting killed over the internet for handling a critic badly. Man I thought I'd never calm them down.

But it did remind me why I steer clear of serious art communities in the first place. XD

EDIT: Really, 5 months in and 2011 is already the worst year of my life. -_-

[rpgdemon]

Still got another seven to go! Which is more than five!


Also, who cares what critics say? I honestly don't get the whole not liking criticism thing that people have. I personally love to have stuff criticism'd, because generally when I make the changes that people have criticized, the work comes out a thousand times better. And also, if you encourage -all- feedback, when people stop criticizing, that's when you know that you have something good! XD

[Overcast]

My favorite artist as far as famous ones go is Salvador Dali. He wasn't particular to critics and usually responded with overwhelming narcissism. Remember kids say you are a genius long enough and eventually people just give in.

[rpgdemon]

Holy crap. It makes so much sense. Dali was trying to draw realistically, and then was criticized, then was all, "SHUT UP IT'S MY STYLE!"

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Still got another seven to go! Which is more than five!


Also, who cares what critics say? I honestly don't get the whole not liking criticism thing that people have. I personally love to have stuff criticism'd, because generally when I make the changes that people have criticized, the work comes out a thousand times better. And also, if you encourage -all- feedback, when people stop criticizing, that's when you know that you have something good! XD

If only that was the only reason this year sucks worse then the last.

Sadly it isn't... (http://kyanbu.deviantart.com/journal/40620302/)

[Token]

My first world problem is when people use "worst" instead of "worse." Every time I see it happen, I die a little. And then I kill a little

[Kyanbu The Legend]

My first world problem is when people use "worst" instead of "worse." Every time I see it happen, I die a little. And then I kill a little

Bring it! I can take you!

[Overcast]

NPF, new home to black on black crime.

[Token]

Bring it! I can take you!

http://i51.tinypic.com/j17xj7.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Ever felt like you just can't seem to stop ticking people off? Like being quite is the only reason anyone even bothers to like you?

Man, I really need to seriously fix my personality.

[Darth SS]

Ever felt like you just can't seem to stop ticking people off? Like being quite is the only reason anyone even bothers to like you?

Man, I really need to seriously fix my personality.

No, you need to be more offensive. I swear, being offensive is an inverse bell curve. When you're not offensive people like you, when you're kind of offensive people stop liking you, but then you just get so ridiculously offensive that there's no way you can seriously be like that, demonstrating an appreciation for irony AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU AGAIN. Seriously, about two years ago I just accepted that I'm snarky and inappropriate as possible, and ran with it, and now people's mental image of me includes sunglasses and dreamworks-esque smirking.

[Overcast]

Due to immense suspicions that I am doing drugs I have been repeatedly woken up early for various piss tests. Anyone who knew me personally would find the suspicion laughable, but I ain't laughing. This shit sucks.

Also, K-bu remember the wisdom of Cave Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc).

[Token]

No, you need to be more offensive. I swear, being offensive is an inverse bell curve. When you're not offensive people like you, when you're kind of offensive people stop liking you, but then you just get so ridiculously offensive that there's no way you can seriously be like that, demonstrating an appreciation for irony AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU AGAIN. Seriously, about two years ago I just accepted that I'm snarky and inappropriate as possible, and ran with it, and now people's mental image of me includes sunglasses and dreamworks-esque smirking.

This chodemunching nutjuggler is right. Be as offensive as possible.

[Premmy]

I washed all my clothes but I'm too lazy to put them up. So I''m just laying on a pile of clothes on my bed. for the past WEEK

[Ecks]

Here's a real problem: New Firefox is ugly as heck, and now tabs just randomly pop in the middle of the other tabs with no rhyme or reason to it. I had to download an addon to use to make it not ugly terrible, but it doesn't fix the tabs popping in the middle of other tabs, but at least I figured out how to get the tabs on the bottom of my stuff again, as they should be.

Why didn't Mozilla realize that a ton of people who use their browser hate dumbed down stuff, and that they might want to use the old style of everything that is a real menu system?

I still haven't updated to Firefox 4 :D

Oh, I suppose I should say something on topic:

First World Problems... I'm engaged to my girlfriend of three years, we're getting married next summer, and we don't have a kid yet. Did I mention we're under age 25? What the hell is wrong with us, we're doing it all in the wrong order or something.

Oh, and we're trying to move the hell out of the madhouse full of people into an apartment on our own and we can't find anything that's less expensive than "an arm, a leg, and your firstborn child."

[EVILNess]

...don't have a kid yet...

"an arm, a leg, and your firstborn child."

You better get busy then.

[rpgdemon]

Oh, and we're trying to move the hell out of the madhouse full of people into an apartment on our own and we can't find anything that's less expensive than "an arm, a leg, and your firstborn child."

Well, that helps you be less of a madhouse full of people.

It's only a negative asset if you happen to be the firstborn.

[Ecks]

You better get busy then.

We're still naive enough to think we can get away with just "an arm and a leg" and we don't want kids for at least seven years.

Well, that helps you be less of a madhouse full of people.

It's only a negative asset if you happen to be the firstborn.

I am a firstborn child. Thankfully, my father had the good sense to get a home BEFORE shit hit the fan.

[Terex4]

My friends suck because they all cancel when I actually find a baby sitter. I don't even keep track of how long it is between nights out anymore.

Its okay though, I have 3 seasons of scrubs and no children.

[Seil]

I'M ALMOST OUT OF BOOZE! Let's see.... one beer, a swallow of single malt, two glasses worth of mixing whiskey, a small bottle of Californian wine and.. that's it! What am I gonna do you guyssssss?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'M ALMOST OUT OF BOOZE! Let's see.... one beer, a swallow of single malt, two glasses worth of mixing whiskey, a small bottle of Californian wine and.. that's it! What am I gonna do you guyssssss?

Buy more booze bro. :cool:

[Overcast]

All my ex-roomates keep leaving behind alcohol that I don't drink. What can I possibly do with all this extra beer?

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I couldn't find a shirt this morning so I just wore a jacket to school. No one noticed. Now I'm angry that no one noticed.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I couldn't find a shirt this morning so I just wore a jacket to school. No one noticed. Now I'm angry that no one noticed.

If it makes you feel better, they were just jealous of your bitch'n jacket and jeans. :cool:

[The Sevenshot Kid]

If it makes you feel better, they were just jealous of your bitch'n jacket and jeans. :cool:

It was a jean jacket. No one was jealous of my Canadian Tuxedo.

[rpgdemon]

It was a jean jacket. No one was jealous of my Canadian Tuxedo.

That just means that you could have foregone pants, and people would have still been jealous of your bitchin' jacket and jeans.

Or you could have gone nude, and people could have been jealous of your bitchin' genes.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

That just means that you could have foregone pants, and people would have still been jealous of your bitchin' jacket and jeans.

Or you could have gone nude, and people could have been jealous of your bitchin' genes.

I think my school has a policy against that.

[Terex4]

My starbucks frappuccino was subpar. I am disappointed.