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Bells
05-14-2011, 06:14 PM
So, i finally landed a job as an Offshore Oil Rig Safety Technician, was looking for one of these for quite some time, as around here landing a job with a certain degree of legal responsability can be quite hard to get.

It's not just having the qualifications, you need a decent network of contacts to nail anything beyond a entry level position. So i'm quite excited with this!

But, here before you can set foot on a Oil rig there are a few safety training you need to do. This entire week i've been doing this specific training, and next week i'm doing another one, more specific for the job.

So, out of curiosity and trivia let me share with you guys what it's all about.

The first part of this course is pretty much just Theory, Mind numbing theory. It starts at 7am and goes all the way to 5pm, which 2 15 min breaks and 1 30 min launch break.

First is all about Basic Safety Procedures in a Oil Rig. You learn where everything is, the chain of command, and the basic safety procedures. What has priority over what and stuff like that.

Then you move on to learning basic First Aid, learning CPR, basic rescue Technics... those are mixed with Theory and practice.

Then, you get your basic fire training. Learning what fire is, how it works, the different types of fires and different ways to deal with them on a Rig, on land and on the Helicopter that takes you to the rig.

Then, of course there is the Sensitivity training... on a Oil Rig, you have most people trapped in there working 12 hours shifts for 15 days nonstop. Some rigs can have around to 200 people in there at all times. People you have to work with, eat, sleep with... you get the idea. People from different countries, cities, states, backgrounds, languages and religions so it can get messy (and if you hear some of the stories people tell... it does sometimes)

Then we're off to the more "Physical" part of Training, you have to learn how to survive in case your aircraft falls into the ocean, or in case there is a emergency evacuation on the Rig and you have to use your last resort... jump into the water.

For that, they take the entire class (around 30 people) and we go to open sea. They take a life raft, the same they have on board the rig and inflate it on the water upside down. The team leader goes there and flips it over. Then everybody boards in. To make this part easy for the simulation, at this point the water is just on our knees and waist.

Then, the raft gets dragged to open sea. away enough to feel the waves, but you can still see the shore line. We board a small ship, maybe 30~35 foot two level deck ship.

We all get up there. In full gear, the life vest, the overall we use on the rig. Everybody goes to the plank on the side of the ship and jumps right in, from the top level of the ship. There is a whole special position to dive and float that they teach you. I'm not a very good swimmer and i've never dived into open waters like this.. so... yeah... Balls were clutched in at that time. But it actually works really well!

I tried to be one of the first to jump (better to get it over with soon), but due to a mix up in the line in ended up being one of the last. Once you fall into the water, everybody needs to stay together in a survival circle, a special position in the water to conserve energy and body heat. The thing is... it drifts.

So when i jumped into the water the whole group was already a good 100 feet away when i had to start backswimming to them, and let me tell ya... it's all a simulation all right but shit gets tense real fast.

So, i get in, connect with the group, everybody is safe. We locate the raft nearby and change our formation to a convoy swim, it's actually pretty cool, we undo the circle nicely into 2 big lines and everybody swims together to it. We then board the raft again (and of course, i dive in face first...) and we head back to shore.

next day? Sore all over.

Then, last day of Physical practice. Now we do the fire fighting drill. Sunny day, and we have the full gear on. From overall to rubber boots to mask, googles and helmet. Heavy, hot and annoying.

First it's Fire Extinguishers, not overly complex thing. They have a controlled fire and you do the right procedure. Know where to shoot at, how to avoid injuries, how to approach, retreat and not fall over. Good stuff.

Then, at least we use the Fire hose in team exercise to Put out a couple of fires. For this one i decided that i wanted to be in the front of the team, handling to Nostril of the hose... might as well get used to it, since on board the safety technician has to work with the fire brigade anyways...

There is a simple procedure but it's tiring as all hell. There is a Hosue made of 2 containers. It gets filled with smoke from the top. We approach as a team, hose the Door hard. Then a team leader cracks the door open, we watch for backdraft, Fire tongues, Flash-over and other flashy named stuff...

Little problem with that, as the leader opens the dar, my Hose is open to a 90º spread, the water splashes on the door and flops right back in my face. My googles are wet, my Balaclava is wet and now i can't see or breath, but i have to push through anyway... so here we go.

Team gets in, i spray the floor and the ceiling in a "swiping" motion, little by little we force our way through, crouching the whole time due to the smoke. The other team comes from the other end and we meet in the middle. Not a sorry ass left dry now...

Drill is over and we backout, slowly.

And then... final test! 40 questions... fun.

Next day? Neck is stiff, my shoulder and abs are sore and my knees are killing me, but hey. Passed with a 9.5 out of 10! And hey, the team was made of people from all age groups i had people ranging from 22 all the way to 56, also fun

Now i rest a little, cause next week i have to due a more specific training to fight Fires on board and near Aircrafts, not mandatory like the previous one but a very good one for my CV anyways! Also, hey, i'm getting a few thousands worth of training AND my salary before i start to work, so, :dance:

Should have my first boarding next month, really pumped about it but now that i'm doing the training i can see the real scope of this thing, and it's going to be pretty intense!

EVILNess
05-14-2011, 06:37 PM
My mental image of you isn't nearly manly enough for my brain to comprehend you working anywhere near an oil well.

Shyria Dracnoir
05-14-2011, 06:38 PM
Good luck with your first assignment when it shows up! Try to make sure no one causes any more international incidents, like accidentally drilling into Cthulhu's sitting room.

Nikose Tyris
05-14-2011, 06:41 PM
accidentally drilling into Cthulhu's sitting room.

Do this. I've got a solid $32.33 resting on the next international incident being blamed on the elder gods.

Bells
05-14-2011, 07:28 PM
One of the main reasons i studied to be a Safety Technician is that thanks to it i don't have to work with just Oil or Offshore drilling, any industry will fit, anywhere. But this is one that pays the most without a shadow of a Doubt. Want to get rich fast? Be a Rappel Climber in a Offshore oil rig. A safety Nightmare that pays you a new house in 1-2 years tops.

Do this. I've got a solid $32.33 resting on the next international incident being blamed on the elder gods.

Sorry partner, i can't do that. I need to keep my Rig the best it can. When the zombie apocalypse comes down, i'll be able to take over it and be it's King. Then you guys can come over... but you'll need to bring presents.

Overcast
05-14-2011, 07:36 PM
A lot this reminds me of Navy damage control training. Only you guys do a great deal more anti-drowning training(something that still makes me nervous, for I too am not a strong swimmer). Sounds like a stressful bunch of what may be kinda fun.

Kerensky287
05-14-2011, 07:45 PM
When the zombie apocalypse comes down, i'll be able to take over it and be it's King. Then you guys can come over... but you'll need to bring presents.

Will chocolate do? There is probably chocolate around here.

Zombies don't like chocolate, do they?

Overcast
05-14-2011, 07:46 PM
I hear they like the flesh of the living. Maybe we can do some kind of bioengineering.

Kerensky287
05-14-2011, 08:40 PM
No, see, if they eat all the chocolate then I've got nothing to give to Bells.

EDIT: Bells, do you eat human flesh? Because if so I don't think I want to live on your oil rig anymore. Even though I guess I'd have a present I could give you.

Nikose Tyris
05-14-2011, 09:13 PM
Bells, do you eat human flesh? Because if so I don't think I want to live on your oil rig anymore. Even though I guess I'd have a present I could give you.

Is he 11 years old and emails people about pokemon battles?

Bells
05-14-2011, 09:44 PM
Will chocolate do? There is probably chocolate around here.

Zombies don't like chocolate, do they?

I hear they like the flesh of the living. Maybe we can do some kind of bioengineering.

There is a Accidental Racist Joke in there somewhere, i know it in my gut. =3

Also, since there is shit to do in a Oil Rig, they provide a Gym, A Rec Room (i hear some Rigs have Xbox's and Wii onboard!) and a 24/7 Kitchen staff WITH an Ice Cream Refrigerator always full. Need to keep those Angry Riggers happy y'know...

phil_
05-15-2011, 12:12 AM
Well, it's nice to hear that someone here isn't dealing with heart-crushing life crises. Your description of the open water swimming exercise was really something. I wish I could have been there.

rpgdemon
05-15-2011, 12:24 AM
I hold you personally responsible for the BP thing, retroactively.

Seil
05-15-2011, 12:24 AM
Offshore Oil Rig Safety Technician

Really? They have those? Isn't that, like, an oxymoron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Q1vM2vPIk) or something?

Bells
05-15-2011, 01:14 AM
I hold you personally responsible for the BP thing, retroactively.

Really? They have those? Isn't that, like, an oxymoron or something?

Those fit nicely together =P

It CAN be, depends on the company or the activity. Over here there is an unspoken understanding that the BP disaster would never happen if it was in our shores, mostly because Offshore drilling regulations and legislature is simply Downright anal, it can easily be speculated to be the strongest branch of Regulatory Law in the country, and it works quite well.

One of the main Drawbacks of the whole BP thing was the fact that it's flag is connected to the Marshall Islands. A little bit of a Safe Haven if you want to do your shit fast without People looking too close. Safety Inspections there take about 4 hours before a Rig can start operating. If it was on the UK or Brazil, the same inspection would take about 2 weeks. Like i said.. flat out Anal. Actually to the point that you need to know what Laws you take in and which ones you stand on the edge off, there are already studies that show that if a company were to follow 100% of them all, it would simply not be able to turn a profit.

Of course there are a bunch of leaks and holes depending on the field and where you work... mostly if it's Onshore, it's an Uphill battle to make it a safe environment. If it's Offshore, you pretty much just have to enforce the rules... which also means you need to have a lot more knowledge on the tip of your fingers to keep yourself out of trouble.

For instance, Divers have huge Autonomy on their jobs. If they don't feel 100% safe, they don't have to get in the water and they can call out their own operations at any time if they feel the need, and nobody can touch them for it. So, if someone puts pressure on a Diver to get his job done (sometimes it's a necessary step to get other stuff going, so it can grind a Rig to a Multi-Thousand-per-hour halt) it falls on the safety technician to Authorize the operation or not, so, if you do and ANYTHING goes wrong, it's your signature and ass on the line, if you don't, there will be one or two assholes quite mad with you on the Rig, but the top brass won't bother that much cause they know how bad it turns if things turn bad.

EDIT:

Just for fun, this is where i'm heading

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_StTnFBgMjzk/SRTuthqFXWI/AAAAAAAABAg/UlbAWEHT5i0/s1600/PPM1.jpeg

Kerensky287
05-15-2011, 08:57 AM
I blew up a whole bunch of those in Just Cause 2.

synkr0nized
05-16-2011, 01:43 AM
Huh.


I didn't think I'd ever meet, at least in a manner of speaking, anyone who actually was excited to be working on one of those. I hope it's as neat as you expect.