Names for a Business

[TDK]

Need a list of excellent names for a business that buys and sells automobiles. Go!

So far I have:
Akbar's Extremely Reliable Vehicles (Not junkers!)
Stegosaurus Rex Motors
Actual Reality Motors

Theoretical designs for logos and business cards are also acceptable contributions.

To be clear: I'm not going for practical, business-y name. I'm going for something that entertains me and/or has a dirty/amusing acronym.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Autoerotica- We got so many cars it'll fuck you up.

SKYCARS- It'll get people in the door which is like the hardest part of selling.

[Specterbane]

Truckasaurus' Left Overs

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Uncle Leo's Totally Legit Used Vehicles
Crank that Shaft Motors (it sounds dirty)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Exotic & Unique Motors. Unique and exotic vehicles, budget friendly prices.

[Donomni]

Honest John's Combustible Lemon Emporium.

"We're Honest!"

[shiney]

Auto Sales Service, Home of Low Expenses

[Amake]

Honest Jack's Good Old Fashioned Automocars, since 3011

Real Vehicles (Not Transformers!)

Yards Of Underpriced Reliable Motors: Always Mighty Affordable

Don't worry if you don't get any of those, that just means it's crap.

[Aldurin]

Automotive
Sales
Store
(Home
Of the
Loudest
Engines).

[Melfice]

Yards Of Underpriced Reliable Motors: Always Mighty Affordable

Seriously?

Seriously?


Regardless of how horrible it is, I think we've got a winner here.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Damn Mel, how the fuck did you even see that?! Do you just try to see acronyms in everything or what?

And er, I got nothing, but I'll second Melfice on that one, that was pretty good.

[Melfice]

I'm just that good, Hawk.

I'm just. That. Good.

[Osterbaum]

Meh, I've seen better.

[shiney]

Bah, no love for mine. Jerks. Least Aldurin got it. :<

And I caught that too. It was too wordy, I figured it had to be an acronym.

[Melfice]

I got yours too, shiney, but I figured... eh.
"Let's see if anybody else gets that one. Lemme just grab the "Your Mama" joke."

[Osterbaum]

Aah but shiney, you see the word 'of' is most often not included in acronyms. So yours is just ASSHLE

[TDK]

How would you even pronounce that?

Ass-ell-ee? Ass-ell? Ass-hell?

[Melfice]

[A'shul], probably?

[TDK]

That just sounds like an elder god or something.

A'shul Motors: Prices so low they might drive you insane.

[Melfice]

Well, the apostrophe is just there so you know where to put the stress.
Not that it would change much, but y'know.

[shiney]

Fine! :<

Buying? Interested? Try Chrysler. Helpful automobile sales & service -- with honest, open, responsible employees.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Now you're just trying way too hard man.

[shiney]

Conceded. D:

[Fifthfiend]

Crazy Cal's House of Carmeat

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Big Bad Bob's Burger Bonanza

[Nique]

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