FUCK FINLAND

[Fifthfiend]

THEY AIN'T SHIT

QTIYD

[Fifthfiend]

http://www.flagshiz.com/upload/Finland_Flag.gif

YOU ASSHOLES CALL THAT A FLAG

WAY TO SPEND FOURTEEN SECONDS IN MSPAINT, FELLAS

[Azisien]

Finland.

As in, END land.

As in, the place you go to die. Cuz it sucks so bad.

[Archbio]

WAY TO SPEND FOURTEEN SECONDS IN MSPAINT, FELLAS

More like four.

Palette swap! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_cross)

[synkr0nized]

Palette swap! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_cross)

So how do we remember which one is the strongest version of the monster? Do the colors give me clues about which elements/magic schools are their weaknesses?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Finland's national bird

http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae292/JonTaverner/B0000040.jpg

United State's national bird

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff28/the4everunwanted/bald_eagle.jpg

Q.E.D

[Fifthfiend]

Shyria's national bird

http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/2/2d/Smaug%27s_Treasure.jpg

[synkr0nized]

I'd expatriate to that country.

[Bells]

that cross on the flag is not even centered! Lazy assholes...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I know it's technically Sweden, but hey Stockholm

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/674485-A-famous-statue-in-Stockholm-of-St-George-the-Dragon-Slayer-1.jpg

Go eat a bag of dicks

[Fifthfiend]

I know it's technically Sweden, but hey Stockholm

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/674485-A-famous-statue-in-Stockholm-of-St-George-the-Dragon-Slayer-1.jpg

Go eat a bag of dicks

NORDIC RACISM

ON FULL DISPLAY

[Bells]

Also dumb Riders, he is going to hit his own horse like that!!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

NORDIC RACISM

ON FULL DISPLAY

Technically Fifth, I nurse a burning hatred for all European countries.

Czech Republic, fuck 'em (http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Sv_Ji_a_drak.jpg)

Denmark can go die in a fire (http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/?action=view&current=BroagerKirke_StGeorg-2a.jpg)

Georgia can take a long walk off a short pier (http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/?action=view&current=070_Tbilissi_Place_de_la_libert_La_statue_ de_saint_Georges.jpg)

Spain could fall into the ocean tomorrow, I wouldn't give a shit. (http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/?action=view&current=Palau_de_la_Generalitat_de_Catalunya_-_003.jpg)

And these are just from looking around Wikipedia.

TL;DR, the whole continent is crawling with racist troglodytes and I'm glad I've washed my claws of the place

[Krylo]

Those dragons were probably eating their virgins and hording all the money, like the elitist scaly pigs they are.

Probably deserved it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

D:< (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImgHoGgCn8U)

[Krylo]

What are you going to do? Burn down my fields and devour my livestock?

You dragons are all alike.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/042/152/thats-racist.gif?1267719897

[Archbio]

So how do we remember which one is the strongest version of the monster?

Brown < Blue
Green < Red

Nature sucks.

[Flarecobra]

*Hugs Shyria*

Besides, coolness via National Bird doesn't mean local places have shit city birds. Like in Madison, Wisconson... their offical bird? Pink lawn filmingo.

Seriously. (http://www.channel3000.com/news/20678416/detail.html)

[Loyal]

From what I hear, the official bird of Utah is Seagulls. Seagulls.

[Seil]

http://files.sharenator.com/Meanwhile_in_Finland_Meanwhile_in_Finland-s800x600-46576-580.jpg

[Amake]

Finland's national language is knife. They don't need any pompous national animals because they don't feel the need to make sure everyone knows how cool they are.

[mauve]

Technically Fifth, I nurse a burning hatred for all European countries.

Czech Republic, fuck 'em (http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Sv_Ji_a_drak.jpg)

Denmark can go die in a fire (http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/?action=view&current=BroagerKirke_StGeorg-2a.jpg)

Georgia can take a long walk off a short pier (http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/?action=view&current=070_Tbilissi_Place_de_la_libert_La_statue_ de_saint_Georges.jpg)

Spain could fall into the ocean tomorrow, I wouldn't give a shit. (http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/?action=view&current=Palau_de_la_Generalitat_de_Catalunya_-_003.jpg)

And these are just from looking around Wikipedia.

TL;DR, the whole continent is crawling with racist troglodytes and I'm glad I've washed my claws of the place

You forgot England. If I remember correctly, St. George is the patron saint of the entire country.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I was mostly focusing on my hatred of the continental countries in that post. Britain gets its own brand of extra super spicy hatred with bile sauce.

[Seil]

Oddly enough, Scandanavia And The World depicts Finland as a mute with a knife. (http://satwcomic.com/computer-technician) And lovers of Swedish women. (http://satwcomic.com/sports-in-finland)

[ChaoticBrain]

Wì not treì a hòlidäy in Fínlãnd this yër? Seé the lôvelí lakes, the wônderfûl telephøne system, and maní íntèresting fúrrÿ ánîmåls, ínclüding the mãjestík møøse.

[Krylo]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/042/152/thats-racist.gif?1267719897

It's not my fault your 'people', and I use the term lightly, spend all their time eating virgin princesses and burninating country sides. They're a plague, and I, for one, applaud the brave dragon slayers of the past that have helped to curb this disease.

[Amake]

Some of my best friends are dragons. But I've also had to kill a few dragons. They can be good or bad, just like people. :I

[Krylo]

Listen, maybe some could find a use to society driving carts, or as a cheap alternative to airlines, maybe helping glass blowers, but by and large they have done nothing but hurt mammalian interests and I don't think we can live together as equals. It's saurian or mammalian, and I'm choosing mammalian.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It's not my fault your 'people', and I use the term lightly, spend all their time eating virgin princesses and burninating country sides. They're a plague, and I, for one, applaud the brave dragon slayers of the past that have helped to curb this disease.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1277653794534.jpg

[Amake]

It's a big world, and there's not a lot of dragons in it that I know. I don't even see any way they as a species affect us as a species. So why'd we need judge their whole species, instead of treating them as individuals?

[synkr0nized]

Wì not treì a hòlidäy in Fínlãnd this yër? Seé the lôvelí lakes, the wônderfûl telephøne system, and maní íntèresting fúrrÿ ánîmåls, ínclüding the mãjestík møøse.

also wik

[Krylo]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1277653794534.jpg

I am indeed enraged. Enraged at the inequities that allow your people to terrorize my people, devour our daughters, steal our livelihoods, murder our livestock, and burn down our grain and yet demand equality.

@IQ: Because statistics clearly show that those dragons who do not engage in the violent revelry and greed of their kind are in the minority. Did you know that a dragon is ten times more likely to face execution for the slaying of virgins than a human? Every time we allow a dragon to live to breeding age we ensure the death of more innocent peasants and princesses.

And this must stop.

[Fifthfiend]

Those dragons were probably eating their virgins and hording all the money, like the elitist scaly pigs they are.

Probably deserved it.

Oh look, essentialist slurs used to justify violence against a minority.

[Fifthfiend]

Oh look, essentialist slurs used to justify violence against a minority.

I wonder who originally propagated these tales

could it have been

well-to-do white men??????????????????????????????????

[Amake]

If nine out of ten poor people were statistically likely to end up murderers, would you then want to kill all poor people? Prejudice is always prejudice.

[Fifthfiend]

http://www.nndb.com/people/511/000022445/jrrtolkien.jpg

Frodo was just bravely fulfilling the WHITE HOBBIT'S BURDEN

http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/k/kipling/rudyard/portrait.jpg

[Krylo]

My daughter was eaten by a dragon, alright? I didn't want to bring this up. It's personal and I know anecdotes are not data, but... Cynthia was so beautiful... so pure... and tha...

I'm sorry, I need to step away for a minute.

[Amake]

So? My mother was kidnapped by a dragon and eventually killed.

Eventually.

That didn't tell me all dragons ought to die, it told me that dragon was a bad one.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Pfff, Fuck Finland? You crazy?
Finland's official national anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukS4opbHOFQ)was made by a metal band!
It mentions they have booze and shit. Isn't that what usually makes Americans like a country? Because you can't get properly wasted in your own shithole?

[synkr0nized]

Do you know anything about our recent political landscape? That should be evidence enough that we have no problem getting "properly wasted in [our] own shithole".

[Osterbaum]

Getting wasted is surely a thing we do here.

The knives? Not really, that's an old stereotype. And partly so is the getting wasted part, but I can't really deny that everyone was wasted yesterday.

YOU ASSHOLES CALL THAT A FLAG
Your flag is quite flamboyant. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US!? YOU HAVE SOME COMING OUT TO DO MAYBE!?

Finland's national animal
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Brown_bear.jpg/800px-Brown_bear.jpg

Also, the national bird is friggin awesome aswell.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Just taking a moment to placate Shyria before she gets all prissy and starts burninating the British farmlands and eating all of our sheep;

Linkage for screen saving purposes (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Photo_of_Y_Ddraig_Goch.jpg)

See? Wales is tolerant of dragons! And not just on flags either;

And again, didn't realise these images were so huge. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Welsh_Dragon_Memorial_Mametz_Wood.jpg)

So yeah, please don't start raging on us!

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/KneumaticPnight/ScandinavianArms.png.

[Si Civa]

I don't know, Norway's lion isn't that good visually to my eyes.

[Meister]

Yeah at least Finland's is clearly charging into battle, Norway's looks more like he's goose-stepping while holding an axe that smells really bad.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Finland's lion has one human arm....

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Yeah at least Finland's is clearly charging into battle

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/KneumaticPnight/Perspective.png

[Si Civa]

Finland HAS high suicide rate, but it's not because we are retarted. I mean, try to live between Sweden (those lucky bastards) and Russia (those used-to-be-communist bastards). It's not really the best place to live.

[Revising Ocelot]

So... what prompted this topic in the first place? Asides from the general "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" temperament coming to the forefront more than usual.

I hate that movie so much simply because people took it -seriously-.

[Azisien]

Finland won some competition where a bunch of white dudes beat a little black piece of plastic with sticks. I think it's their national sport. Racist fucks.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Linkage for screen saving purposes (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Photo_of_Y_Ddraig_Goch.jpg)

And again, didn't realise these images were so huge. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Welsh_Dragon_Memorial_Mametz_Wood.jpg)


Very well. You've made your point. Wales will be spared.

So... what prompted this topic in the first place?

Alcohol and lack of sleep are my guesses.

[Si Civa]

Finland won some competition where a bunch of white dudes beat a little black piece of plastic with sticks. I think it's their national sport. Racist fucks.

It's actually pretty funny that becuse winning boozing and some Finnish being racists fucks who shouted to foreigners that they are terrorists, and based on this one Finnish green league member stated that Finnish Ice Hockey team should make stamenet that they don't tolerate racism.

And while it's nice and all sunny things that melt ice, it's quite silly at the same time in political correct way in sense that some kind of statement would actually make racist fucks be better doesn't kinda work, but it's nice idea.

[Osterbaum]

Finland won some competition where a bunch of white dudes beat a little black piece of plastic with sticks. I think it's their national sport. Racist fucks.
Actually our national sport is... FINNISH BASEBALL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Wow. Finland somehow found a way to make baseball suck harder than normal. I'll admit, that's impressive.

:P

[Osterbaum]

On the contrary. I believe you'll find that Pesäpallo is much more interesting to watch.

[Fifthfiend]

GO FINLAND: post count 22

FUCK FINLAND: post count 55

FINLAND'S TERRIBLENESS: PROVEN

by science

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Or you just proved human nature is to be horrible to people who are different.

Either way, SCIENCE!

[Amake]

Or this is just the thread that goes into tangents that go on for possibly dozens of posts that have nothing to do with Finland's terriblicity.

[Si Civa]

Wait, wait, I thought this thread was about Finnish Maiden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Maiden) getting laid.

Bollocks.

[Osterbaum]

by science
Can't argue with science.

[Magus]

I'd expatriate to that country ['cause Red Dragon].

Wales?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Flag_of_Wales_2.svg

EDIT: Dammit, Ninja'd by quite a bit!

[Seil]

Canada has a a flipping unicorn. None of you can beat that, can you? I thought not.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vbwrD2u01qzqd8ao1_500.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Don't unicorns only associate with virgins? :raise:

[Seil]

It's a unicorn with low standards. (http://friendlyhostility.com/d/20081022.html#)

[Fifthfiend]

So... what prompted this topic in the first place?

I thought it would be a nice change of pace from my FUCK AMERICA posts in every discussion thread ever.

[Seil]

I thought we were all gonna end up being, like, indian and chinese in the endm though. 'Cause those two are the ones with the highest populations and junk.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm pretty sure we're all going to end up being Roman. Like I've been watching those dudes for a while. They seem pretty psychotic.

[Osterbaum]

I thought it would be a nice change of pace from my FUCK AMERICA posts in every discussion thread ever.
Man if that was your reason then I can tell you all the things why Finland sucks in terms of politics!

[Ecks]

I'll tell you what we'll all become eventually. Citizens of the Global Community.

[Ravashak]

Man if that was your reason then I can tell you all the things why Finland sucks in terms of politics!Isn't it Spain's turn for that now? with the occupation of the squares in the cities and such?

[Osterbaum]

Well sure, but I can tell you about the many things that make Finland suck in general. In terms of politics especially.

Also, why is your sig in finnish?