Somewhat disturbing revelation

[Aerozord]

I got to thinking and realize. Brains are made mostly of saturated fat and cholesterol, such as what we deep fry stuff in. Then it hit me, brains must be rather tastey. Whole reason greasy fatty foods are so good is because it has this stuff in it, so something thats purely it has to be pretty good

[The SSB Intern]

I don't care how you justify it, we are not supporting your brain addiction.

[McTahr]

Aero's gone zombie. Who's got a shotgun?

[Aerozord]

no no, you got it all wrong.

on an unrelated note I also found out barbeque sauce makes excellent shampoo, you should try it

[The SSB Intern]

Mesquite or Hickory? I have a sensitive scalp, so keep that in mind.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Which is better for treating split ends? Texas style, Kansas City, or Carolina type sauces?

[Krylo]

Aero, aero. No. You never barbecue brain.

You saute. In butter.

Edit: P.S. Guys, butter is great for damaged hair.

[Aldurin]

It does make logical sense though. Also would the leftover juices after cooking work as a substitute for bacon grease in other recipes?

[McTahr]

If you're a crazy cool mischievous young lad/lass, you might also consider a little salt in the hair, just to freak out your loved ones with thoughts of "OMG lice/dandruff!"

[Sithdarth]

You realize some people do eat monkey brains. It isn't that big of a difference. Like the one major difference is size and that we've got more folds to increase our thinking area. In terms of composition though were pretty much identical. I suppose given how similar most other parts of pigs are to human tissue pig brain might work as well.

[Krylo]

You realize some people do eat monkey brains. It isn't that big of a difference.

http://i52.tinypic.com/20f5o9u.jpg

[Amake]

The brain, the inside of the thighs and the area between the thumb and index finger are the most delicious parts of the human body. Inside tip I got from an authentic jungle dwelling cannibal.

[Archbio]

...that scene was accurate?

Turns out I've been unfairly blasting a great classic for a decade now!

[Aerozord]

I would just like to say I never said "human brain", everyone just jumped to that

projecting much?

[Sithdarth]

Monkey Brains. It's the other other white meat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_brains_%28cuisine%29)

[Archbio]

The practice of eating monkey brains has led to over-hunting in Indonesia, especially due to the unfounded belief that eating the monkeys' brain can cure impotence

Someone should insert "cow brains" or "cow hooves" or "cow horns" on the very long list of things that are claimed to cure impotence. Or do those not have the right flavour of despoiling?

[Sithdarth]

I believe the list of things believed to cure impotence at some point by some culture is best expressed by a single word:

Everything

[Seil]

Cure impotence? NPF?!?

[Seil]

Well I guess that Snake has a cute butt or whatever.

[Aerozord]

Well maybe its because I am a virile young man but you probably have some bigger psychological issues if you have to rely on voodoo magic to get it up

[Kyanbu The Legend]

This thread has officially grossed me the fuck out.

Didn't think it could happen but it happened. Man I can't even begin to think about eating brains. >_<

[Seil]

http://johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/hannibalfiner2.jpg

[Solid Snake]

Well I guess that Snake has a cute butt or whatever.

How the fuck did I get involved in this?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I've had both cow brain and pigs brain- they don't have much a taste.

[Overcast]

Does anyone have enough a knowledge of proteins to remind me if that whole thing about those incomplete prion proteins that cause most of the cannibalism based diseases are caused by the consumption of nervous tissue of your own species?

[Aerozord]

Does anyone have enough a knowledge of proteins to remind me if that whole thing about those incomplete prion proteins that cause most of the cannibalism based diseases are caused by the consumption of nervous tissue of your own species?

despite what most think, no group of humans has ever been proven to eat its own kind as a main part of its diet. So called Cannibal tribes ate their dead as a religious ceremony and to show they weren't doing it for nutrition would let the body rot for a few days first. Those illnesses were caused by this.

In fact since proteins do not need to be broken down, and the proportions are exactly what you require, humans are the most nutritional thing one can eat.

[Aldurin]

Aero, if there's something you're trying to get around to confessing by making a thread that will make us think lightly of cannibalism then please just keep it to yourself and turn yourself in to the nearest psychiatric ward.

[pochercoaster]

Haven't you guys ever heard of head cheese? I used to like it when I was younger, but not so much now. The flavour's not that great, and it's also kinda risky to eat meat from that part of an animal.

Then again I've had frog and octopus without it icking me out, soo...

[TDK]

Does anyone have enough a knowledge of proteins to remind me if that whole thing about those incomplete prion proteins that cause most of the cannibalism based diseases are caused by the consumption of nervous tissue of your own species?

Misconception. Eating the bodies of the dead just reintroduces the prions into the bodies of more living members of the species. That's why there was that massive mad cow disease outbreak, they were feeding the cows other dead cows.

[Aerozord]

Aero, if there's something you're trying to get around to confessing by making a thread that will make us think lightly of cannibalism then please just keep it to yourself and turn yourself in to the nearest psychiatric ward.

:rolleyes:

[Azisien]

Is it true if you eat someone's brains within 10 minutes of expiry (or better yet, completely fresh!), you gain 10% of their knowledge?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Is it true if you eat someone's brains within 10 minutes of expiry (or better yet, completely fresh!), you gain 10% of their knowledge?

Yes, in just the same way that devouring their heart grants you their courage.

[Inbred Chocobo]

And eating their manliness can add that extra length you need to give your partner the pleasure she deserves.

[Intern Nin]

But if you really want to know everything that someone else knows, you have to smoke them (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHLw2lyLnA8).

[Seil]

I suddenly have an intense desire to know all about The Amazing Screw On Head and be a part of its fanbase.

[The SSB Intern]

Only one episode was made of it, based on a one-shot comic. Not to say you shouldn't find out all you can about it, but your search won't last very long.

[Krylo]

And eating their manliness can add that extra length you need to give your partner the pleasure she deserves.

Now that one is obviously just an old wife's tale.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Is it true if you eat someone's brains within 10 minutes of expiry (or better yet, completely fresh!), you gain 10% of their knowledge?

Only if you are both flatworms.

[Aerozord]

Now that one is obviously just an old wife's tale.

obviously, who cares more about a mans potency then an old wife

[Seil]

That was very clever.

[Archbio]

But if you really want to know everything that someone else knows, you have to smoke them.

Unfortunately, snorting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBaew2J9Jx0) them doesn't seem to grant the same benefit.