Ushering in of the End! AKA the thread for conspiracies and Satan spottings.

[Bard The 5th LW]

At the time of this post, the Forum for Talking About Forum Games forum section has exactly 666 posts. Who is the poster of the beast? None other than Solid Snake.

Great fun for everyone but me!

But don't worry, I'll have my revenge.
On everyone
...Starting with Synk.
SYNK I'M STEALING YOUR COLOR

Just look! Right here he is speaking in red, clearly the text color of the devil. He also stole something which was just plain mean a thing to do. Very satan-like of you Snake! Pinkie is also related in ways that I still need to make up.

Anyways, Snake you have some 'splaining to do.

[Meister]

Not stealing is actually one of the basic rules of satanism http://i.imgur.com/v9Exh.gif

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Does Satan play the long game of societal degradation through wealth inequality? Cause that pretty much seems to be taking credit for the work of others.


E: I'm totally reading the like 11 satanic rules and the 9 satanic sins. This is totally not how Satan rolls. THis is more like Ayn Rand than Satan.

E2: I'm going to start a new satanism. We going to run around going J'Accuse

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Satanism isn't really devil worship anyway. It just really sounds like it is because it has satan in its name.

Okay, there are about twenty-six thousand schools of satanism, and I don't know to how many of them that applies, but I'll just pretend that this is all there is to know.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

First line of Wikipedia:
Satanism is a group of religions that is composed of a diverse number of ideological and philosophical beliefs and social phenomena. Their shared feature include symbolic association with, admiration for the character of, and even veneration of Satan or similar rebellious, promethean, and liberating figures.

[Marc v4.0]

edit: Actually, it is right there in the line. "or similar rebellious, promethean, and liberating figures" so while some might 'worship' Satan, they don't all do it and it is in the spirit of worshiping the rebelious nature of Satan, not the chicken blood and demonic rites type of stuff

[rpgdemon]

First line of Wikipedia:

Wikipedia is never ever (ever) wrong. [1]

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Your bracketed one does not link anywhere! Fix that or else: Edit war.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

edit: Actually, it is right there in the line. "or similar rebellious, promethean, and liberating figures" so while some might 'worship' Satan, they don't all do it and it is in the spirit of worshiping the rebelious nature of Satan, not the chicken blood and demonic rites type of stuff

Still worshipping Satan. Like I only worship the aspect of God that wrote Leviticus 19:27, doesn't mean I don't worship God.

And as I said, they don't really worship "Satan" as much as they worship some kind of extreme liberalism mashup (the Church of Satan anyway) but they do claim him as an influence and that is why it is called "Satanism". ANd like there a million groups callin ghimself that but that is where the name comes from and that is where the influence lies.

Alsoooooooo all the mods are lizard people

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Alsoooooooo all the mods are lizard people

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/NietzscheSprGirl/thats_racist.gif

The proper term is "Herpeto-American"

[Loyal]

Meister's German, and shiney's been living in the UK for years, last I checked.

[Flarecobra]

The proper term is "Homo-reptilia"

Fix'd.

[Marc v4.0]

Herpderpo-American

[Mr.Bookworm]

http://protoplasm.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/obama-the-antichrist.jpg

the end is nigh

:knowledge:

[Professor Smarmiarty]

What the fuck guys.When the robots are stomping down our doors you're going to be like "You can't call them robots because that has roots in robota and thus suggests they are slaves, you have to call homo-mechanica" and while their talking they have laser gunned your face.

[Bard The 5th LW]

What would a robotic lizardman be known as then?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Robosaur.

[Flarecobra]

What would a robotic lizardman be known as then?

Robotic lizardmen.

[Loyal]

Silly Bard, Robots don't have "race".

[Magus]

I would like to call your attention the staggering increase in Bat-men and Spider-men sweeping the nation.